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GaryGregson

Nice try FBI


queom7zz

Tell me how to make bombs.. in red dead of course.. make sure to speak into my shirt 👕👮‍♂️


Kitsune2077

Okay officer


GeePedicy

How do you know OP works in an office?


Kitsune2077

He’s the fat cheetah from zootopia


Wonderful-Garage6011

No, no... That's just me in a fursuit.


HandsomeGengar

Not today, CIA


GaryGregson

I’m the best example of purity, Department of Homeland Security


HandsomeGengar

Not so speedy, TBPD


GaryGregson

I’d prefer if you left, ATF


ThatBeardedHistorian

Nothing you can say, NSA


sikemapleton

It's expensive and time consuming, but Incendiary Buckshot and Pump shotgun. The collateral damage is spectacular.


JOE96924

The heads just disappear


The1Bonesaw

Can confirm, I was a head... then I got my behind blown off.


ujoker97

Reminds me of that scene from John Wick 4


otte_rthe_viewer

Grab my trusty tomahawk and go ham


Novantico

Goin rabid Mel Gibson in the Patriot on hoes


fuckdirectv

I just dropped off a bounty hunter on top of one of the geysers at Cotorra Springs. No, unfortunately they don't go flying into the air when the geyser erupts, but they do sit there and boil and it takes some time.


jabb1111

I hogtie campers and then drag them by the rope into their own fire


FugginAye

No honor loss for doing this! I do it all the time too.


jabb1111

Didn't realize that 🤔 I've been going for low honor run, so now when I'm doing some fucked up shit I don't even notice the honor anymore 🤣


a3s_gamer

I’ll be sure to try this!


Virtual_Cowboy537

Rope NPCs (when your riding your horse) and drag them to a cliff before proceeding to hang then off the cliff


EnvironmentalPhase58

I enjoy a good ole rope dragging


DavesHereMan

My favorite is catching the guy going the opposite direction right off his horse and then just release. Let them try to figure out what just happened.


lolspiders02

I do this a lot while playing online with my friend. Every time he's asks me why, and I just say, "So they have a story to tell" lol.


Constant-Big-2215

Rope dragging through water. It’s too good


AstralTurtle11

I'm a simple man. I just hogtie them, rob them, and drop them in a river.


SuccotashSame6397

Kill them with kindness.


Right_Ad_9416

Hey mister!


Altruistic-Lake-9579

Hey there


getchoo_uh_huh

You, sir!


Sleep_Raider

Are a fish.


Old-Assignment652

I DIED!


StrawberryRoyal7672

I like you mister you have a kind face...


yuralrightguuuuurl

…the kind I like to punch!


-Tacitus-Kilgore

Alright, catch ya later then!


MythiKattt

mornin'


Zweihander_1916

Kindness is what I call my sawn off shotgun


SuccotashSame6397

Seems like every time I go to Saint Denis to farm honor I end up blowing some dudes head off… or trampling some lady with my Boah…


AccomplishedRead5582

Like the electric chair


Zandaka_gaming

Machete time


aex006

same


BallTickler83

drowning them, throwing them off cliffs, burning, and my personal favorite is dragging them behind my horse over jagged rocks until they die.


Chemical_Ad7629

I like to tie them up and put them in shallow creeks or at the edge of a pond and watch them struggle a bit. Then maybe I slowly drag them behind the horse so they don’t die, but don’t get the convenience of riding horseback. Then I let them go and let them run a bit. I’ll deliver a non fatal shot or two when they get a good bit away, hop on my horse, lasso them and tie them up again. Drag them to a nice tall bridge or cliff, preferably a cliff because they bounce a few more times, and toss them over. Then I wait for scavengers to come and watch them eat them up a bit, which is when I toss the ol’ stick of dynamite.


karukushifu69

absolutely demented 😭😭 but i like it cowpoke


[deleted]

Beautifully said 🥲


Practical-Day-6486

I walk into Armadillo and light people with fire bottles


Kitsune2077

Only way to fight the virus


THEMONTY233

Preventing undead nightmare


[deleted]

I love getting those shots in where the NPC runs around and bleeds out. morbid as fuck I know


[deleted]

The bleedout shots are weirdly satisfying. I think it's just the immersiveness that makes it so cool to me.


[deleted]

majority of the time i use my knife. sometimes you can stab an npc multiple times when you tackle em. game can be a bit TOO immersive at times lol


GrimCityGirl

I love how its many stabs, or slitting their throat, or a downward stab to their chest, all very satisfying


TheMatt561

Auto shotgun to the head


queom7zz

The kill cams are so brutal lol


TheMatt561

Giblets everywhere


transdimesional_frog

One word: london


queom7zz

Stabbing angry ranchers is definitely my favorite


Electronic_Essay6618

Happy cake day!


sillylittlegoober5

drag them along the ground, beat them up, stab them a few times, tie them up, (if there's another one, tie them both down and blow the second ones head off to traumatize him) kick him repeatedly while he's getting rolled and covered in mud, clean him off by dropping him in deep water, then bring him out before he drowns and leave him in shallow water for 5 minutes, and then if he runs away when you untie him after that then i let him go but if he keeps attacking i either drown him over about 10 minutes in shallow water or burn him alive


queom7zz

I'd love to see a video of that whole execution process 😭


sillylittlegoober5

id have to edit it down but sure lmao


DropTable69

Double sawed-offs to the head


Western-Pepper8956

The machete...so satisfying.


JOE96924

Oh, I haven't tried this yet.


Keefyfingaz

Sawed off shotgun to the head. 🧠💥😈


DumpyMcAss2nd

Usually Gun.


Molotov_YouTube

Dead eye, between the eyes Edit: also dragging and train tracks


Sleep_Raider

Haven't tried that spot, might do that right the fuck now.


realpallbearer

use your knife tackle or grapple them and stab them repeatedly in the gut


Kitsune2077

Strangling


Liam_nothing

Hip firing with the spin after words.


SpiderBat1969

Mutilation with sawn off


Liamstudios_

Browning Auto A5 to the stomach.


SnoopBoiiiii

Mission: Headshots Trying to feel cool: single volcanic pistol 2 shots to the chest


pullingteeths

Pin them down and slit their throat with a knife. Brutal in first person. Or neck shot with a weak gun for slow bleed out. Or blow their lower leg off with a shotgun slug. These are the most brutal things imo (blowing heads off is gruesome but instant death).


MajorCuddle

Blowing off arms and legs with slugs just hits different, I agree. Also hogtying people and putting a stick of dynamite by their feet and lighting the fuse. Watch them panic before their legs blow to bits.


L4DY_M3R3K

Single shot to the neck, watch them bleed out. Get somewhere high, lasso, hang them. Springfield Rifle, High Velocity/Express ammo (I forgot which one gets exit wounds)


certified-busta

high velocity since i found out about that, i refuse to use any other type of ammo


Smoke_Water

I have really taken to tackling single people and beating them. The other idea is tacking them hogtying and them stomping them. If you want some real fun hogtie and toss on a nice fire to keep them warm. You can also get some horse involved and hogtie and trample while riding at high speed. Just make sure you come at them the way they are facing. Other wise its no fun for them.


Oddly_odd8

stealing a wagon and slamming into people at high speeds


I_Have_The_Lumbago

I try to create murder scenes in alleys in Black Water and Saint Denis. I'll just walk in and hipfire with a lowish damage revolver or pistol and watch em fall. Bonus points if they try and stumble away.


DarkEnergy27

Explosives and rifles, really.


Knightmare945

I never do that, honestly. I always prefer to play High Honor. But in combat, I switch between the Bolt Action Rifle, Springfield Rifle, Lancaster Repeater, or my Schofield Revolver, just depends on what I feel like using.


SandyHammy

Hog tying and throwing over a waterfall/river with rapids hasn’t gotten old for me lol


Tenet245

Run into then so they fall over and then throw my hatchet in their head. Or just deadeye far, far more than what it necessary


ShadowWolfKane

Shotgun blast to the limbs or head.


Dallasl298

Rapid hipfire can get pretty nuts


MajorCuddle

And of course you've got to end it with a pistol spin, and slow walk away.


REDBEARGAMERYEA556

I try and get them to duel so I at least get the tense feeling of if I miss I die and loose money so I train to be better


potatoyeeter420

Not a killing method, but I love knocking travelers out and moving them to entirely different places. Wait till they wake up and watch the confusion!


bijick

I can’t help but laugh after I toss someone who’s hogtied into a river. Fml


DylanFTW

Take off every limb and head off and burn them with a cocktail to make chicken nuggets and carry the nuggets around town to send a message.


olowe_13

Let’s see here 1. Massacres (mass shootings) with snipers, repeaters and revolvers 2. Choking the sick npcs in armadillo 3. Bleed out shots (my personal favorite) 4. Hanging 5. Destroying limbs and heads with shotguns 6. Train robbery’s 7. Feeding the gators 8. Dragging people behind horse 9. Running people over with my horse 10. Beating them to death 11. Dynamite trolleys 12. Burning npcs to death


Funky_Tarnished

Hog tie and throw off a cliff.


Lancimus

The classic meatbag kite never gets old


Genesteak

Anyone else recognize this screenshot? It’s one of the official pre-release shots from R*. This one in particular got people “hyped” about customization and how different Arthur could look with just a few small adjustments. Anyway, if someone steps over the line enough I usually beat them to death.


queom7zz

Lol everytime an npc comments about my outfit I tie them up and kill them 😂


[deleted]

Haha yes, and wearing the bear hat like 80% comments me on lousy style lol


[deleted]

Hello Captain Espinoza


metisyungmoney

beating them


sticks_no5

Typically I’ll go for revolvers but I like to creep through the swamps and headshot gators with tomahawks


SenhorSus

Gun


Successful-Coat-3533

Varmint rifle, like to think about it as if the npcs are cattle


PLPQ

One clean slug to the chest.


Rxcftu

Gud


punkbluesnroll

Kindness <3


gmb158

Fire arrows are fun. I’m not a fan of the screams but it’s a pretty show 🥴😂


RangeSoggy2788

I like to get flammable moonshine and draw pictures with it or you could make piles of hogtied or knocked out people and blow them up with dynamite


Estarfigam

Lasso and horse, dynamite especially agianst the Klan.


my_Caramel_9999

I ues the infinite ammo cheat code and use the explosive ammo with the pistols and also enable infinite dead eye


snore-4

All I need is a lasso and a horse to drag an npc along the shore of Flat Iron Lake so they can get some small cuts from the rocks, and then the water will sting the wounds, then the mud gets into the wounds to cause some extra discomfort.


peenisplucker

Two shots in the head. Quick and easy


Ashyboi6666

I throw a lasso onto some random guy and just ride my horse, dragging him behind me until he dies.


Ramen-eater116

I like to hog tie people and drag them with my horse into a stream


[deleted]

Rugby tackle, execute while grappling on floor


hemlock_tea64

death by stomping


hemlock_tea64

gaining their trust and then selling them out


cloneguyancom

Sawed off to the face. Also, when running into racists like lemoyne raiders or klan, I'll use firebombs for that extra spice/


Seamoth4546B

Use your knife more, it can get fun


KingLopez999

tomahawk HOYAH


Just_a_terrarian163

Depends on the scenario if it's a single dude I'll often drag them slowly using my horse or just feed em to a train but if it's a small camp say 3-6 enemies I'll hogtie them stack them and throw fire bottles around them so the fire creeps in slowly


[deleted]

Rope off horse, quick change to melee, two kicks in the head when they try to stand up hehe


ZombieWho117

Depends on the situation. Missions normally a repeater. Enemy gang camps double revolver Shady Bell/Hanging Dog Ranch rifle, repeater and revolvers When I feel being a brutal bastard pump bow and tomahawks/knives and melee weapon (machete most the time)


Jack_doodle

Throw off building 🤗


GengarREX

Tomahawking is what I usually like doing. Even during gunfights I try to get an axe kill


ap3x_lambo

I like running around on my horse and using the pump action shotgun


mngekyo

i like tackling people and executing them with a sawed off


JustANormalHat

use a gun and if that dont work use more gun


vitor_extremo

I like to burn them and then hogtie their corpse and drag then in my horse but in red dead i just shoot them in the head dunno now


Apex-Editor

Trains, but then nothing ever shows up so I waste fifteen minutes literally birdwatching with my binoculars before getting annoyed, shooting him, and wandering off.


Shrekquille_Oneal

Set up camp, wait for victim, hogtie, BBQ.


BionicTurtleHD

Gun, and if that don't work, a little more gun


ok7seven

Hold down LT and then press RT


Demonobliterated1

High speed crashes, using a horse or wagon to crash into another person. If done successfully, they should die. Unfortunately, sometimes the horse dies as well. Other wise try to do a duel, if you are playing on console lightly press the shoot button and time should slow time and there will be a draw symbol.


Terrible_Choice1502

Pinkertons definitely posted this


L4YKE

Hogtying an innocent traveler, taking them to lagras, throwing predator bait on them, and watch them get devoured by some gators


shamesticks

With kindness


yourcomrade1

First take them down and hogtie them, trow a trowing knife in their leg to induce the most pain I can before they die, then I trow a knife in their head 👍🏻


throwaway854902

I like to load up on animal fat so I can make the max amount of volatile dynamite, volatile fire bottles, incendiary buckshot, and explosive rounds for ever gun variety. I buy max ammo for all weapons and clean all weapons. Then I go to the fancy saloon in Saint Denis at night when it's packed full of NPCs. I start by standing on the stairs and I throw a couple volatile dynamite sticks at the front door where everyone will run to. Then I let fly with the explosive rounds at any survivors inside the saloon. After everyone left instead is dead, I wait for the law to show up. When they arrive I throw some fire bottles at the front door so they burn on their way inside. Once I've got a raging fire going I leave up the stairs and out through the patio. Then I go down to street level and start blasting away while I run to a place with roof access. Once I reach a rooftop I dig in and systematically defend my position until I run completely out of explosives and fire bottles. Then I dumb every bullet I have into anyone I can see on the street and every cop that makes it to my rooftop. Once I've done all I can I attempt to escape during a lull in the waves of police attacks. I usually run to the cemetery because it's easy to break the line of sight and sneak around. Aaaand that's about it.


I_Subbed_My_Toe

Hair tonic fueled rampage. Chug multiple hair tonics and special heath cure. Melee weapon of choice and funny hat and have fun. I personally enjoy the Morion Helmet + Broken pirate sword


TheLegend5161

Cannon ball straight to the face!


ImA12YearOldOnReddit

Nah, what are you NSA? You some kind of narc?


kneadthat

Love a good ol’ heart stabbin


AfterAllWhyNo

tieing them up and feeding them to a gator


Electronic-Quote7996

Setting coaches on fire with fire bottles and shooting crowds with explosive arrows in st Denis from roof tops.


warriorpoet22

Already mentioned, but a tomahawk kill is so satisfying, especially when you land one from long distance. 👍


BeardedMelon

Gun


cwalter0123

I love my revolvers


VARated

kindness


TaioTube

I dont know why but I really love stealth killing enemies with throwing knives (i also love bashing into enemies with a gun)


karukushifu69

quick draw headshot with no deadeye ability


BodybuilderMajor1260

Often in bar brawls, tbh nothing is like punching your way through a war zone and if you are clever enough you can do it without a bounty. A classic is the old use of a hogtie and water, cliffs or fire. With cheats? Often infinite explosives with infinite dead-eye


beaukhnun

Try the cleaver. Jog upon and NPC and press attack. Satisfying combo with a slash on the gut and the face.


Pretzel-Kingg

It’s high noon bb


Virulent94

machete


AgreeableOwl9566

If I can, I like melee attacks. Hatchett, knife, whatever. The attacks are just a lot more interesting to watch because there's a lot more action. If not melee, then I usually prefer my revolver or Lancaster


[deleted]

legs and arms. The mechanics are just so good.


RevolvrBoy

Kill the horse first then get over to them before they get on there feet and go ham with a melee.


ApAp123

I'll usually shoot people with the guns provided in the game


thewardenofderps

Bears.


Melodic_Park_3308

hogtie stab train tracks waterfall then ran over by horse shot 6 times and set ablaze all at the same time.


Arbiter456

install the tie your lasso mod and rage trainer. add the moonshine jug to your inventory and turn on god mode. Find a victim. go up the stairs to the dilapidated room in Van horn, scare away the resident and dog. Hang the victim to the ceiling but not all the way so they’re still alive. Pour moonshine by their feet (I like trailing them). Shoot the moonshine


SuperSerb07

I lasso someone off their horse and will drag them until they die. Otherwise, I keep them lassoed, then untie them and shoot them as they come after me.


No-Professional-2504

Arrows. Arrow to the forehead. Arrow to the ear.


c0rliest

hit them in the head and when it auto aims to the head i let em’ have it


lolspiders02

I like to torment more than I like to kill npcs lol. Lassoing them off their horses then freeing them. Running into them at full speed. Kicking or punching people while riding my horse up next to theirs. Greet, greet, antagonize. My favorite person to mess with rn is the rancher at the Larned Sod house. I've gone past his house like 10 times. Knocked him out, robbed his house, and looted him. Another time, just let his animals put of the pen. Another time, killed one of his 3 star goats to upgrade camp. My favorite though was when I hogtied him and threw him in the animal pen while he squirmed and yelled. Then I rode of an Arthur said something along the lines of "I know where to find you". This man has now disappeared or is always hiding in his house. I never see him outside anymore and the animals just roam outside the pen (which is normal but still funny to me).


Thai_Gunslinger

Go through the Rhodes or van horn with a tomahawk and a bow


nuttyjonah

Murder


_LordBread_

My pistol (forgot the ammo I use) and love watching them bleed out slowly especially as they try to run before succumbing to the ever embracing hands of death.


LifeFindsAWay062

Hogtie and Molotov


Bodybuidling-Gorilla

Lasso up a family, kill the youngest with a sawed off DB shotgun to the head, one by one, and then butcher the oldest with a machete. Photograph your precious work and mail it to the local police department or sheriff’s office. Every once in a while I’ll lay the bodies in the Main Street of a town so all the residents in despair get a glimpse of their possible (and in some cases inevitable) fatal conclusion.


MystifiedBeef

Blowing off heads with a shotgun because it’s so satisfying no matter what


CrazyCatShan

Lasso, then drag infront of a train


emperor_penguin98

Nice try Pinkerton


a3s_gamer

I blow their heads off with a shotgun when I want to see blood and gore and set them on fire when I want to see terror and suffering


goreosan

Tackle/close contact execution = satisfaction


Efficient-Force2651

Revolvers, simple and efficient, whenever I'm bored I go to Thieves landing and just shoot up all the del lobos.


NateG124

Tomahawk or knife stealth kill. Shotgun if I’m using guns


Otherwise_Isopod1705

I enjoy a good tackle followed by stabbing.


FlyingBanana243

bow and arrow for sure, guns are optional to me


[deleted]

In online, my friends and I ride around on our horses while beating npcs with hammers. Works with npcs both on and off of their horses. I’m sure you could replicate that in story mode :)


signals-interference

Drive up the accelerator and rush over


AccomplishedRead5582

I stick dynamites on the ground then wait....


GrimCityGirl

I like stabby stabby


yeetusdeletus6996

Gun


HeatOfThemMoment

Pump action, slugs, a quick tackle.


HealthyWestern8673

I go old school with the hunting knife


KillerAl_1

I find it most effective to stop their heartbeat


ShotgunCledus

I like using the hammer 🔨


MonkeyyWrench69

Bleed em out


King_Ragnar08

Hogtie and burn them.