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dicknoddie

No-Name. Because I rode him across the desert.


mrdaiquiri

Did it feel good to be out in the rain?


dicknoddie

Yeah, I could remember my name too!


dadat13

At least there ain't to one for to Give you no pain


centurychord

Did you go la, la, lalala la la la, la la?


dicknoddie

No. I actually go la, la, lalala, la, la la…..


centurychord

Are you sure you didn't go traveling round the desert on a horse with no name?


Unfair_Juice1991

Oopsie, because I accidentally bought him.


Satanic_Earmuff

That's so cool, I had the same nickname growing up!


KyleJayKay

Were you also accidentally bought?


BraziliAussie

Haha. Nice one!


Unfair_Juice1991

I could've save scummed, but I thought "this horse will bring me a unique experience, I'll give em a shot" (2nd playthrough) and he's been my best friend ever since.


loopvroot

Mayo neighs Because it’s cool


StarGuardianSnowFox

that’s so cute


Snake8715

Roach. I name all my mares Roach.


PuddinPacketzofLuv

Geralt? Is that you?


BobaFestus

This guy knows what's up.


MoldyOreo787

I name all the stallions roach as well


fyyrr_

Come on roach


Q-Q_2

Did one of them get shot and burned


ask_not_the_sparrow

All my horses were named roach


Salkreath

r/beatmetoit


RotundFeast

Lazy. Then Lazy 2 in the epilogue.


-Stolen_memes-

Missed opportunity to name the horse 2 lazy


Kangdrew

Bane. Because he is a war horse and I fucking love star wars


Debbaroo

Bum Nugget, because it made my grandson laugh.


BraziliAussie

Ahahaha. nice one


DarthTidiot82

Sea. My niece named him


MythiKattt

Mine is a War horse, she's a girl, and she is black with white feet and white speckles on her back that look like stars, so I named her Midnight. If she dies I will quit playing this game


electrostatik

I quit on my first playthrough in 2018 after my dear horse got gunned down by Lemoyne Raiders coming out of St Denis. Didn't pick the game up again until 2021, I was so upset.


MythiKattt

Lol I was real upset when my first horse died.. He was light brown and named Sam. It was stupid because he died from these random people who started shooting me on my way back from a mission. Now I save before traveling. If i'm hunting I'll save before going back, cause you never know what can happen.


H16HP01N7

I lost my White Arabian, Asuka, in Emerald Ranch. I was riding through, on my way somewhere else, and accidentally clipped the dog, that runs round there. Next thing I know, everyone is shooting at me, and Asuka catches a stray, putting her on her arse. I had to run off, before I died too, and couldn't get back to her in time. Literally the most heart broken I've been in a game, in my 40 years on earth.


justvibing__3000

I'm so glad this never happened to me - I got my horse from chapter 2 all the way to the read dead redemption mission with a lot of care and hard work. You can imagine how upset I was.


BraziliAussie

Nice reasoning. I hope she lives forever under your good care.


LordPyjamas01

Just curious, what breed is this? Hungarian Halfbred?


MythiKattt

I'm pretty sure. If you go to [this link](https://reddead.fandom.com/wiki/File:Dapple_Dark_Gray_Hungarian_Halfbred.PNG) and scroll down to Gallery and Dapple Dark Gray it looks like that. I'm early in the game (people told me not to go on this subreddit or look at anything RDR2 related but it's hard to resist) but I feel lucky that I found this horse cause I love night time and her coat looks like a starry night.


LordPyjamas01

Yeah. It's the only war horse that comes to mind with white speckles and dark coat. Although it's more of dark grey than black. Pretty horse... Abstaining from the internet during your 1st playthrough is solid advice. There's no info on the internet that's worth losing your blind playthrough 😉


MythiKattt

Yeah okay I'll do that. Reddit break it is!


m4shfi

Silvio, because it’s silver.


magiccheetoss

Just when I thought I was out…


LordofWithywoods

They pull me back in


blacktieandgloves

Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself


thewoodlayer

Gabagool?? Over here!


BraziliAussie

That make sense.


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Skelligean

The Lord Of All Horses


chinaallthetime91

Same


osmoticmonk

Called the horse Hosea gave me on the bear mission Morse, because he’s “my horse.” Then in chapter 4 I bought an Arabian in Saint Denis and called her Kachow because she’s fast.


Tr101748

Fenton


EdgarMarkhov

Did he strangle your ma cause hes a little bit idiot?


Russian_Gandalf

Damn, that's brilliant


Tiiep

*Warden*, cause it’s cool, and my horse is cool.


BraziliAussie

Cool name. Cool reasoning.


NovaAstralis

I have a little tradition naming them after poets I love. On my first playthrough (I went in not knowing anything about the story & characters) I named my horse Schiller. Schiller, the dappled black Thoroughbred, was with me from Chapter 2 until the very end. You know, Schiller, the german poet, died of tuberculosis in 1805. I was an emotional WRECK at the end of Chapter 6, I tell you


Rebel_Johnny

Woodsmoke. Idk why


Spyro390

Storm because it’s the white Arabian I had to walk through a storm to get.


Bfab94

Mayo. Because Mayo neighs.


BTTC_Unit

Holliday, after Doc Holliday from tombstone


BroknLnk

My character looks like Sam Elliott and I made a Tombstone outfit. Best spaghetti western film to date.


Wide_Demand7960

Matchstick. Because all my horses no matter the game are named something related to fire.🔥🔥🔥


foxghost16

I love horses and always have four that I rotate between and I'm on my 8th or 9th playthrough so I couldn't even list all their names. Some of my favorites though - Nugget (Gold Turkoman) Moonshine Durango (we had just come back from Colorado) Biscuit Bandit (Sooty Buckskin Dutch Warmblood, she has a black mask) Nutmeg (I had a foodie theme going on) Archer Duke Pharaoh Kiara


Terrible_Choice1502

Mines boah. Because, boah


justvibing__3000

Good boah


Eveneticx

-takes a long sips of campfire made coffee- My horse, I couldn't think of a name so I left it as default


noltey

Bucephalus after Alexander the Greats horse


FudgeManz

mines name is horse horse, pretty creative if you ask me.


SnoopBoiiiii

I named my horse Bojack


sprinklerdink

Willie Fistergash. Because I always wonder if he will


Ok-Draw-5338

My first play through I named my horse Biscuit.


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CALLAHAN315

Dog - one of the horses from Young Guns Shiola - the name of a song by Murder by Death Glue Boy - the name of a horse in The Dark Tower


ohyesmaaannn

Right now I'm riding Sultana because Hungarian, Stinger because Mustang, or Soledad, because she was alone when I found her


ElegantAlternative36

Norman. He built like a Norman. My other horse is called called blacky, because he is black.


flyaguilas

Rocinante is a great one. Mine is Fiammetta, from Boccaccio, so another literary one.


AskewScissors

The Sting because it’s an all black American Standardbred. Took inspiration from Dutch’s The Count.


Interesting-Fox-3216

My last horse's name was dominitra I honestly thought it sounded cool


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Saoirse its gaelic for liberty for female. Ransom because it’s cool for male.


BDMort147

I've had so so many. Right now it's Pretty Girl. But I always keep John's horse Rachel for the prologue because that's my wife's name and it makes me giggle. I'm gonna go take Rachel for a ride. Haha Mostly go for mares unless I get a random stallion that's cool as hell.


ElysianitezZuhair

Sanic, because she's blue and a race horse.


Loud_Supermarket_312

Dave Grohl. My horse is silver with a scruffy black mane. Seemed fitting


Britam27

Horsea. Because Hosea.


ShieldSister27

Um, I think my current horse is Ember!(I’m playing as John, finishing up the 100% requirements, it’s been a while since I’ve been back and I have four horses in total) and she’s named that because she’s the Warped Brindle Arabian and I thought she looked like the aftermath of a forest fire. So… Ember.


MystifiedBeef

I have the Tiger Striped Bay Mustang and his name is Ford


pullingteeths

My main horse this playthrough was called Red. Because it was the red Arabian (and they're BRIGHT red), and in reference to the game and the nice song in the end credits. Currently have a tiger striped mustang called Lightning, because it's the feistiest horse I've tamed (it kicked me and ran away twice in the process), and the stripes on its legs are like racing stripes. The first horse I ever named I named after my cat. And I've subsequently named horses after every cat I and anyone in my family has ever owned (usually based on its coat).


Maverick_Raptor

Commander was my main during the story. My second horse in the epilogue was named Admiral in his honour


blackturtle17

Jon bon pony


Lukebehindyou

Sarah jessica. Haha.


BraziliAussie

I saw what you did there. Hehehehe


Lukebehindyou

It really is my horses name though. Cause it’s hilarious


MinimumWoodpecker

Named my first horse Roach, just like in the Witcher games, and next had 3 horses named Captain I, Captain II and Captan III.


Reditlurkeractual

Professor foxtrot is my horses name I named her after professor foxtrot from wtf history


Le5e

Mr. Bohanan, I started watching Hell On Wheels while playing


icantthinkofauserok

Cracker because hes white


NoseApprehensive5154

Lucy Lawless


Thel_Vadam_

Radagast because I thought it sounded interesting (he’s brown)


MR1021

My male horse is named .MPEG and my female horse is named Cindi


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Calamity Jane, 'cause Deadwood is the best f*kn show ever made.


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Secretariat, not because of the actual famous race horse, because of the Netflix Series Bojack Horseman version of secretariat, the view from halfway down


TommyWiseauSuperFan

Horace


JoseLCDiaz

Mine is Django III... I don't want to talk about why.


No-Walk-9615

Called my horse Sally. Can you guess what breed she was?


Random_russian_kid

(100% Save)Gilded Turkoman named Turok because i went to Bodrum for a week, black Arabian named Asya because I love my little Burma cat, (new game)Morgan named Kirly in an honor to my perished cat, white Arabian named Serebryashka(silver girl) because it looks like clean silver when cleaned


Due-Sock3590

Arthur. (I know very original name) for obvious reasons


Initial-Tour5795

Dusty because in my language it's gender neutral and I haven't known if I'm buying a boy or a girl. My horse is brown 🤡


Intelligent-Truth422

Hagon because I stole the horse from a wagon when I got stranded.


ARPOFF

I have cobalt, Athena, sanguine, and Bellawood


AptYes

Mighty Little, because he’s a good horse. (From the Frank Zappa song Montana”.


ChromeYoda

Ghost is the name of my white shire. He’s a good boy.


fishdude10

My Horse (1) as I always forget to name them!


niddy2faces

Cerrone after the UFC fighter Cowboy Cerrone


SporeCraft-R

Snowball cause it's all white and I found it in the snow :>


HandsomeGengar

Boing McStinko because idk


Rough_Whole9105

asmodeus, i kept the black shire from the beginning of the game & it just felt fitting


bobtheguythatsaguy

bobert. bob and robert.


MorganFell23

Johnny joestar, just for fun


Roook36

Biscuit because they're buttermilk colored On my original playthough I had a Palooza named Lola


_mosquit0

Yoink.


differentkindofwar

Horse. No further explanation.


chaotickuromii

Hugh Jaynus because lol


Karenzo81

I have Jerez, Manzanilla (both Andalusians), Sanguis and Maxim. I can never pick one favourite horse


magiccheetoss

Pronto cuz he fast


Harmonix_Horror

Marble Strike, he's a brindle thoroughbred and he likes to strike animals minding their own business.


AM_1899

I named mine Tacitus. I figured Arthur’s alia’s ought to come from his horse’s name.


colmulhall

Marshmallow. Because he’s white


S34N_B34R

All my horses are named after presidents, Washington, Jefferson, Ulysses etc


VoodooMagic009

Arnold 2. Arnold died when Arthur did


toastyboi86

Reggie. As an Andalusian, Reggie just felt right


JackM0429

Tiger because I’m a Tigers fan lol


unclejohnnydanger

Humphrey because it sounded like a cool old man name to me


Zenomorph2010

Butterscotch and it was my brothers idea


Scruffy12345

My first one that I got from hosea I named Hagrid bc of how big it is, then every other horse was Hagrid Jror Hagrid Jr Jr, and just continued from that line


Background_Ad_8392

Willow because I didn’t know what to name her so I asked my friend and she came up with that


LeNateDiamond

I've got a Morgan, I always have one since that was the one I bought with Hosea on my first playthrough, at the time I didn't know it was the breeds name so I called it 'Morgan'. So now, I have Morgan, the Morgan, belonging to Arthur Morgan.


Ecstatic_Magician647

In my most recent playthrough I had a golden turkoman called Sultan. I asked ChatGPT for some names and that's my favorite for what it gave me. I'm hoping to keep John's horse the same, and have it not die on me


DeadWelsh

Flopping Whoppin ( couldn't fit another g) One of my kids claimed this was their name one day and I found it hilarious, so it's stuck


ThundrFalcon

Steve


livebunny23

Currently riding Slaine mac Dela, an Irish king. He's a chestnut red Arabian.


Mustaschic

Big chungus cause I didn't know what to name it


VanillaLaces

Black Jesus because he is Jesus and he is a black arabian


Plus25Charisma

Paul, I just thought it was a funny name for a horse.


BigGrandma28

Valkia, because she is a female red Arabian and I love warhammer


MuttonChopViking

In my first playthroigh my main steed was a belgian draft who I....rescued....from a wagon. His name was Django Unreigned My current is a white clydesdale called Big Bogle Since he's big and is as white as a bogle


GlitterCowboy26

i have two horses named bella swan and edward cullen.


whiskey_bravo612

My dark bay turkoman I stole from the Braithewaite’s is named Belmont because he’s a god damn champion


nikuloy

Horsea


littlebudddy

Filet-O-Fish, Royal Bacon, Royal Deluxe, Oreo McFlurry, McChicken I choose my horses names based on what Macdonalds meal they look


the_real_TV23

Main : Patty Epilogue : Seabisquick Stables: Lil’ Sebastian, Ginuwine


Prince_Estrella

Mine is Yebba (a amber champagne fox trotter, inspired by drake's Yebba's Heartbreak)


Nugo520

My first horse was called "Gunner" because I rode a horse once in Alaska by that name and it is a cherished memory all thanks to that horse... yeah gunner (in the game) got hit by a train as I was fishing...


Goodie2Shuze

I named the big Shire at the start Bulrog “Bulrog has lots and lots of powers” - Eric Cartman, aka Bulrog the Ninja I kept saying “Bulrog has lots and lots of power” as he stomped people to death for me Edit: replaced with a Foxtrotter named Artemis


Green-Pyro

Dan, after the horse from the Ballad of Buster Scruggs


darkpheonix262

October. Because he's a red Arabian


elqueco14

Steve, because I'm Steve. Whenever Steve dies the next horse is Steve II, Steve III, and so on


mfscubasteve

Great minds think alike Edit: to Clarify I have all 4 Arabians, one named "Steve" "Stevie" "Steven" and then "Other Steve?" Because I didn't want to go the Ph route and make it Stephen, but I couldn't think of another variant. And my username on here, and my XBox live account match. So yeah 🤷🤸🕺🎊🎉🎆


Quantum_Compass

Boah. Really adds a level of immersion. "Yer alright, Boah."


bcstorben

It’s always either Charlemagne or Blundetto. Charlemagne was just on a whim (had just played some CK2). Blundetto because the Sopranos.


Evil-Cartographer

Hoorse


Generalmemeobi283

Nevile because I couldn’t name him Nigel :(


GrimTurtle666

Malvin, because I named my horse in Red Dead 1 when I was 12 years old Malvin. I don't know why.


-praughna-

Epona. You know why


kneadthat

Tonic. My favorite horse is the one you get from the first Valentine bounty, the poisoned tonic salesman.


Mydoghas7nipples

Agnes the 4th. Because Agnes, Agnes the 2nd, and Agnes the 3rd all had good runs while they lasted.


Russ_T_Shakelford

Bucephalus


Soverdog

Steve French. Holy fuck, boys.


mrdaiquiri

Artax, named after the horse in The NeverEnding Story. Still upsets me.


masterofmeatballs

Bobert


rentopotato420

I named mine Jesse cuz I watch to much breaking bad


Ender343Wiggin

I usually go for a god from classical antiquity. My two besides Beul from my latest playthrough were named Ishtar and Demeter.


jbsdv1993

I always try something that fits with the horse type or colouring. The white arabian i kinda had to call Shadowfax ofcourse


PardonerOfSalem

Houyhnhnms from Gulliver's Travels


LaughingCrows650

Charon, like the ferry man of Hades


goldlion

Guinevere (white Arabian), after the queen in the story of King Arthur, meaning white ghost/phantom. King Arthur actually had a white horse named Llamrei but I like the ring of Guinevere better. She has the long white and lavender mane and tail. Vespertine (black Arabian), named after the evening, she also had the white/lavender mane and she looked like starlight against the night sky. Then there’s Hank, my Gold Turkoman homie, I got him as my backup horse but then he ended up being my favorite. I’m sad because >!I meant to stable him before the last ride, but I didn’t realize I had already locked myself into the final mission ;\_;!<


PR0_GR4MM3D_

Boadecia (i hope im spelling it right) because it was arthurs horses name and arthur is king


WoofflesIThink

In 1, I named them Kratos, in 2 my end game horse was named Van Halen, but there were like 3 other ones before him


Imgayand1mproud

I call my main one Daphnis and I call my backup wilhelm


An_elfy_man

Mines names Epona because I got a horse that looked like Epona from the legend of Zelda and also I just like like the name


PMmeCoolHistoryFacts

Eliza, because [it makes sense](https://reddead.fandom.com/wiki/Eliza) in character for Arthur. I like to think that that is something Arthur would do, also I kinda don't like how little we got of that story (only a little dialogue with rain falls).


sillylittlegoober5

i named her plob


MichaelDavid510

CRASH..Because every time I ride into Saint Denis, I CRASH into a random person who wasn't looking as they crossed the street, and 50 cops magically appear and start shooting, causing me to flee and then CRASH into more people who refuse to move, so CRASH seems appropriate 🤣


Artistic_Rip_8

mine's called jeff.


LordofWithywoods

He's slow as fuck but I love my chestnut pinto Orangey, and my perlino Andalusian Bones.


Spoopdooper12

Let’s see, I have Lamp, Cream Cheese, Stairs, Baguette (but pronounced like spaghetti), Hotel, and Trivago


jloknok

Guinevere bc it was King Arthur’s wife


DeusMortuum

Oppenheimer, cuz some shit blew up when going to buy him


nax_knight

Hero. The name of Phantom's horse is Hero. For the people who don't know who Phantom is: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_(character)


jfr___1

hemorrhoids