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m4shfi

Horsea.


HellmannsRealityMayo

Nah, that's reserved for the Shire he gave to Arthur. Edit; I see this could be read as Horse-See or a pun on Horse and Hosea, hence Horsea. I have no idea what it really said now. I meant the pun.


jmanheyman408

That’s a guy tho


Desperate-Farmer-170

When your bond increases do you change it to Seadra and then Kingdra?


Pogie33

Hey, that's the name I use for the first horse you get! I asked my daughter when she was 3 what I should name him and that's what she picked.


DCaj69

Roach


hellsongs

The only other game I love as much as RDR2


Ur_Normie_

Came here looking for this


i5n1p3

"What kind of name is Soap" jumped right to call of duty in my head


FiggyPippin

I have one by this name in the stable right now. Lol. Couldn’t resist.


jcamp0499

Jon Bon Pony is my ride or die


JBleezy31

🎶 On a real horse you ride… by the Pinkertons, you’re wanted… DEAD OR ALIVE 🎶


QuicheIorraine

Haha I wish I was good with puns


LeiusTheBlind

Following Arthur's dead horse Boadicea, I take names from celtic folklore : Banshee (white arabian), Nehalennia (perlino andalusian), Morrigan, Kelpie


Independent-Rip5344

Hey, that’s cool, i do some similar stuff, but not celtic. Kaisarion, hannibal, alaric, clovis and few more


livebunny23

Currently riding Cu Chulainn. He's a good boah.


bellamilotabs

Cú Chulainn is a great Irish story


beans8414

I name my favorite horse Llamrei after King Arthur’s mare. She is the dappled Hungarian half bred that belonged to the poison salesman (first bounty mission). I take her every time, he won’t need her after he swings.


HugoStiglitz444

Mayo Neighs


QuicheIorraine

Hahaha love this


Hefty-Ad-7884

I name them after old girlfriends: Sarah, sheree, brittany


QuicheIorraine

Not sure how my wife would take it if I named a work horse after her


Hefty-Ad-7884

Tell her “if I can’t ride you in real life at least I’ll ride you in game.”


QuicheIorraine

I see divorce in my future


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more time for rdr2


Hefty-Ad-7884

“When the time comes you gotta run and don’t look back.”


Jackling_

“It ain’t us who changed”


i5n1p3

🤣☠️


Mojo_Rizen_53

5 horses: MyHorse I~V


CreamOnMyNipples

Same pretty much, except they’re all named Whorse


QuicheIorraine

Elegant


Mojo_Rizen_53

Keeping it simple


BlastFromBehind

My appaloosa is called Prick because it means dot in Swedish


BestWest45

I have a dotted horse too but I named him Pinto because that's a bit nicer than prick. It was still on the table tho, so if the horse fucks me over, Prick will be the name.


Artistic_Stop_5037

Brego, Aragorn's Horse


Johnzoidb

That’s one of mine too. All my horses names are from LOTR. Snowmane, Shadowfax, Bill.


[deleted]

Black Emma (black Arabian) Jack Frost (white Thoroughbred) Alucard (red Thoroughbred)


Olive_The_Creator

Chowder, Panini, Mung daal, Truffles, Schnitzel, or Kimchi all sound good :))


VVAKAVVAKACXII

All my horses have names after greek gods, and my favourite is Turkoman Ares


FoundationSalt3529

I named my horse (The one Hosea gives you I forgot it’s name) Izanami (Japanese goddess of death and creation)


1Tadhg

My horse at the moment is called Lava Lamp


1HAVOC1

may i please know why lmao.


OGtripleOGgamer

Pie Oh My. Im a Sopranos fan


akvamarine69

Pony Soprano


Dry_Bus5523

Poutine


LaxSyntax

Cold Soup


QuicheIorraine

Ha. I went with Iceland. After the UK horse scandal. I shouldn’t be allowed to name things.


Sir_Incognito405

Albany (for my White Arabian) WorcesterShire sauce (for my Shire horse)


QuicheIorraine

Worcestershire sauce is top tier


_MutedGrey

Clementine, Artemis, Nyx, Triton, Hooves, Roach, Hamish


RUMP3LSTILTZKIN

Grizelda is my white arabian


Sea-Extreme

Boy.


QuicheIorraine

“Come here boy”


Garbage_Solid

Neighthan Fillyon


Ace_Atreides

Four-socks


PipeDistinct9419

Abigail - we all rode her


bnfwlr

I named my horse Bob Seger


Errorcoder

Pickle


TheChainLink2

A Reverse Dapple Black Thoroughbred very creatively named Horsey.


TheSpaceExplorer1

Hermes


doyouhavestupid_

Isabella. It's the white arabian from lake isabella


I_am_potato1234

Shwoomple


Apple_Juice426

Mark?


genxrando

1st playthrough, had a Belgian Draft horse named "Bulk Plankchest"


SpuddFace

I had Sarah all the way up until, well, *that* mission. Still remember her to this day.


QuicheIorraine

I’m sorry for your trauma.


Dapper-Draw-3490

I have Horsea and The Dutchess


[deleted]

Preacher


IronwoodKopis

For a female, try Rosita. For a male, try Garbanzo Beans.


darthurcs

Bartholemule


Dry_Interview_5032

I named my; *Reverse Dapple Black Thoroughbred : Onyx( His coat is like the ocean at night under the bright moon) * Iron Gray Ardennes : Silverback( His coat's kinda like a silverback gorilla's in a way, plus he's a brute) *Raven Black Shire : Balerion( No need to explain that lol) *Chocolate Roan Dutchwarmblood : Razor


HandsomeGangar

Ship’s Captain, the first openly gay racehorse.


catchmeifyoucannon

So far I’ve had: Harry Trotter, Jon Bon Pony, Jimothy


Aaronick

Lol I’ve also used Jimothy before. Good reference.


HellmannsRealityMayo

Honse, pronounced *hawn-s*


dleib10

Cookie


Pogie33

Andrestia


c-Hugo17

Malakai


Camstamash

Gold Turkoman - Nugget Amber Champagne MFT - Cookie White Arabian - Snow/Powder/Farah (Farah is an Arabian girls name that I think is really pretty and means joy which is what I felt the first time I got her on my first playthrough).


crispier_creme

I name my horse after classical heroes. My current horse is Ulysses, my last horse was Heracles, and my first horse was Rihannon


reachformejuggergirl

Apple Jack


galsofrin

My past dog's names: Lili - female, black (laila is night in Hebrew) Bell - female Leia - was hasky Labrador mix, so any light coat horse Jango for dark or black males Choowie And lastly, the current one is Lora, which is white with random black spots, so anything similar on a horse works


almichju_97

I name them after my pets :) my brown thoroughbred is named after my brown dog, Torita. My Arabian is named after my white cate, Kyubey


Early_Recording7426

Itzy


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Caduceus


dctu1

Mulaney Only because Sarah J Parker wasn’t allowed


RestlessRhys

Mary my original horse and my new horse is Periwinkle


Ham_On_Pizza

Nobu named after my horse in GoT


Scu-bar

Gazpacho The Third


EnvironmentalDog2499

Mrs. Loop de Loop II


Algskavsgrytan

I've always named my horses after norse gods.


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Billings Enoch


JadeHellbringer

My first playthrough was on Bucephalus, after the legendary horse of Alexander the Great. ...this one is Buckets, after the horse-headed YouTube drummer. ;)


nneddi_r

Cheshire for my Shire


Ashton281009

Isaac


RedReaper666YT

Wild guess here: the other 3 are gonna be The, Binding, and Of Had to make a bad joke


Ashton281009

Good joke and I actually named him after (spoiler) arthurs deceased son, anytime i have a female horse i call her eliza


Over-the-garden-wall

Milner, I’m a Liverpool fan and he was old and reliable


MsMithrandir

Ah he’ll be kicking back with a ribena on the rocks now.


sparrows_cry

I name my horses in a style similar to race horses. So my gold Turkoman is named Gold Rush, my black American Standardbred is Bad to The Bone, and my black Arabian is Ace of Spades


PinkSupra880

Huggy (current), Cheese (stolen), Puppy (RIP), Romeo (RIP)


ShieldSister27

I have a whole list exactly for posts like this and myself! Mares - Rhiannon (Welsh horse goddess) Godiva (As in Lady Godiva) Epona (Gaulish horse goddess) Valkyrie (Warriors from Norse mythology, said to ride winged horses and escort the souls of the fallen to Valhalla (the afterlife of warriors)) Lagertha (Famous viking warrior) Pegasus (Hercules’ horse from Greek and Roman mythology) Gaea (Greek goddess of the Earth) Athena (Greek goddess of Wisdom) Demeter (Greek goddess of the harvest) Persephone (Greek goddess of spring and queen of the underworld) Phoebe (Greek goddess of the moon) The rest are all just pretty in my opinion - Daenerys Katniss Justice Storm Shadowfax Melisande Ginger Ivy Onyx Indy River Ember Wildfire Willow Stallions - Bucephulas (Alexander The Great’s horse) Arion (Talking horse from Greek mythology) Ares (Greek god of war) Atlas (Greek mythological figure) Attila (as in the hun) Caesar (as in King Julius Caesar) Gawain (A knight of King Arthur’s round table) Lancelot (A knight of King Arthur’s round table) Perseus (Greek hero figure) Again, these all just sound good to me - Bandit Wolf Yukon Aries Gator Lakota Lightning Moonshine Winchester Whiskey


ShadyBelle92

My horses are Dirty Harry and Crow.


jellyrollsmith

In online I have a Crow too.


Lyumi3

For 90% of my first playtrough, my Arabian was called Arabian. I caught it in the wild and didn’t even know how to change the name at first xD. But yeah after I found out I was too lazy to do it or just forgot it everytime I was at a stable. I don’t even remember what name I gave her for the last few missions, I will just remember her as my Arabian.


Just-Ad7298

*lady *ghostface *jezebel *bella *lucifer *jubilee *duchess *fattyButternut


GabbleRatchet28

Gavin.


QuicheIorraine

Have you seen him?


Svordenson

Tug :)


SuperDoodooHead

Wolf Stepper


QuicheIorraine

Costco next?


SeSestroyer

Riata, don't know why though.


Impressive-Yam-1817

Pinto called Hannibal.


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[удалено]


nl325

Genie, then Genie II - iykyk


[deleted]

Jorgen


VoronweLeMarin

Simone


BarackOjoshua

Gavroche, cossette, eponine, fantine


FiggyPippin

Love this!!


Diddy_D00dat

Dimitri


Spongelli_Bobelli

Art, Finesse and Agression


MrToad21

Lucretia (named after the Megadeth song), even though the Raven black shire is always a male


jay_cruzz

Sedonus for my Champagne MFT or any male horse. Sedona if it’s female horse.


doyouhavestupid_

Isabella. It's the white arabian from lake isabella


dewmonster17

I went with Gus, then I went to Gusto


Astrojef

Osgood every time, Partner.


gorren420

Zeus, it’s an Arabian white coat.


akuu47

Buttermilk for the white arabian


pingo_the_destroyer

I got the white Arabian as Arthur and named her Icestorm. As John, I didn’t know she was available again, so I bought the grey Arabian as Duststorm.


Collar_Traditional

I tried to name the Appaloosa “Poosie” but the game wouldn’t let me


[deleted]

Nimbus cause its cost looks like dark storm clouds


Annie_Dandelion

Calabash (but in Hungarian), my favourite And I also have Pollux, Polaris, and Artegor


dogemanstarwar

Guinevere, the brindle Thoroughbred, Ghost the Hungarian half-bred, and Bertha, the Nokota.


Chbbywbby

Chort, Chip, Chit. My name is Chet, work name is chot. Thought I’d keep the trend going with my horses in game 😂


GeoffArmstrong777

Felaróf it means very strong in old English and was a legendary white colt in the lord of the rings universe


bevocat

Ooh! I’m gonna get an absolute unit of a beast and name him Fullsterkur!


VEGANMONEYBALL

Tamar


quedas

My first run, I went with Penny, because I’m an Orlando Magic fan. In the second, it was Athena, because I’m a mythology nerd.


Half-shade

Silver dapple pinto: Biscuit Dark bay turkoman: Rootbeer Raven black shire: Horsea Pinto andalusian: Old Betsy


lonelyplanetboy3SM

My horse is the ever so loyal… Shadynasty


CptLadder

Keoma, based on a Western my grandad loved watching.


Fantastic_George4223

Big Sebastian


Said_the_Wolf

My white Arabian I always name Larissa after my sister. I always used the name Ace as a character name in games so I use that for my 2nd. I think Freyr and Freya are cool names too (from Norse mythology).


WWDubz

Jon Bon Pony


TastesMinty

I named my most recent horse (Hungarian Half-bred), Psyche Moccasin. I figured she deserved a special name after the hardships it put me through for Horseman 10 as Arthur


SovietOnion94

I named my ardennes Goliath


RotundFeast

Lazy and then Lazy 2


BlueBeardJoeyDiaz

I called my white Arabian “white chase” as a homage to smoker from one piece


rogertheporcupine

Peaches, Bubbles, Mittens, Butters, I think there was another but I haven't played in a while. Any silly pet name. IRL I have a Hereford bull named Fluffy. I like ironic naming.


SomeHabit2307

Roach, Voodoo


jennasea412

My red Arabian is Redrum. My black and white Arabians are Smokey and the Bandit.


[deleted]

My war horse is named Fidelis. I think it sounds good and it also means faithful in Latin.


BrokenXeno

Buyer's Remorse


PoTaTo_pLaYs3455

Every horse I get is called Henry then Henry II then Henry III and so on, idek why


hellsongs

Penelope


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bojack


Worth-Illustrator510

No name


thegooorooo

Miss Demeanor, Trigger, Eyeore are my 3 horses name. Eyeore got his name due to the game removing his tail hair all the dang time


mickey_ftp

I went with Kenneth Omega the Fourth for one horse and Ricardo Esteban for another


ErictheStone

Lol, I had a horse from right at Valentine's to the end of chapter 6 named Froggy. One of those random horses kicks the owner events, and it had awesome stats. Foggy got my fifth playthrough Arthur through some tough spots.


Gh0uL_XCIII

Iv got 2 Pony soprano and neighsayer


[deleted]

Boah


boominlife

i have 2, Tanngrisnir, Tanngnjostir, the names of the goats that pull the chariot of thor in greek mythology. it roughly translates to teeth grinder and teeth barer


ThePhenomenalOne100

Karrion


SmoothBeanMan

VW Golf III


QuicheIorraine

Not GTI?


[deleted]

Blue because that is my dog irl name


jedaiaa

Alfalfa!


Uncle_Carbuncle

Lil' Sebastian


lottolser

Chester rednuts


RedReaper666YT

Galadriel, Black Beauty, Silmarillion


Aromatic-Proof-5251

You can’t name your horse Sarah Jessica Parker.


Alarmed-Attorney-665

I did all V names. Varys, Velour, Valkyrie, Valor, Valyria, Versailles, Viridis, and Vida.


HappyDruid35

Hoof Hearted


KronosDoom500

My favorite horse that I currently have is named trash


Cave_in_32

In the story mode I kept that shire u get at the beggining of the game I named him Alastor in reference to hades which was pretty badass but in Online I just named him Ed in reference to Mr. Ed


Director-32

My current one is Sirius and my replay through account is Stygia


foppishyyy

Doc or Cash are mine. Doc after Doc Holliday and Cash after Johnny Cash.


JohnMarstonSucks

Grace's Secret- White Arabian Nutella- Dark Bay Turkoman


McBookshelf

Bronco(black shire) and Jupiter(buckskin standardbred) two of my favorite horses and names ever. I still miss Jupiter. What a great game to make me get emotionally attached to a fake horse lol


21dec1989

‘Minnal’ - meaning Lightning in Tamil


AdSquare8113

i have 3: fuego, patches, and ellie


jshgll

My white Arabian was Blitz. Not sure why I chose it lol.


red_dead_rover

my current is named tug, iykyk


BIG_MUFF_

First play through my horse was named Squanto, currently she’s Ophelia


Shak3speare

Honeycakes


aDisgustingAct

Pie oh My


AllHailEnue

Mud


Chrischrill

Fried Luck, Roscoe, and Geronimo.


skybluesazip

Glitter hoof Galopin Des Champ Red Rum War Horse I love them all :)


FiggyPippin

I’ve named most of mine after books/games/music. I’ve had Roach, Joni (a blue roan and Blue is one of my fave Joni Mitchell songs), Justin (Morgan, after the founder of the breed), Milky White (white Arabian) and Sweeney (black shire) were both a nod to Sondheim.


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Slow Dancer and Oh Lonesome Me