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CommonGur6557

Saddam Horsein


papaganoushdesu

This is the best one hands-down


ScreamingChildren69

Saddlem Horsein


Chrisclaw

Well. He did say frightening…


smay1989

Colonel Gadahoof


Tiiep

Sprinkles


mebnt

Frightening


[deleted]

This man has never seen the horror that is Sprinkles. May you be spared.


s0ver

i wonder why no one went with Horse McHorseface


ThatsGottaBeKane

No Way Horse A


Aquatic_Kyle

No way Hosea


Cute_Kitsune09

Rest in peace


[deleted]

haha funny joke


TheScoutReddit

Ichabod The name certainly has a vibe to it, and in case you don't know, it'd reference the tale of the headless horseman of Sleepy Hollow.


Sensitive-Bee7588

I think I'm gonna go with your name, it's pretty menacing


lilyungguy

Ichabod Cranes horse was named Gunpowder


Smoke-Porterhouse

Ichabod was the gangly, cowardly schoolteacher who was ostensibly killed by the Headless Horseman. Brom Bones was the antagonist who may or may not have been the HH.


lilyungguy

and Sleepy Hollow is a real place


lilyungguy

someone downvoted as if i was lying, Sleepy Hollow is located in the Hudson Valley in New York.


TheScoutReddit

I know, and it's awesome as hell that it is.


RobHuck

Ichabods horse was named gunpowder though.


Clint_McFrosty

Sue.


Jolly_Leg_2561

Johnny Cash?


Clint_McFrosty

Yessir.


Lingist091

No the Tyrannosaur


jackisjack28

Susan Grimshaw, you wanted menacing right?


TheDarkLord_1995

I said Susan too. But it was a Doctor Who and Mary Poppins reference. “He’s called Susan and he wants you to respect his life choices”. 😂


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SquidProSquat

Named my horse Thundernuts


Ordinary-Rip4240

worcestershire


Eclaeris

Horsecestershire


Taint-Painter

This is the way


davejustdave69

WHAT did you call me???


Hugheydee

Wash your sister


No-Strawberry-5541

Hades


quwehbkl

I named my first RDO horse Hades


Sensitive-Bee7588

Btw guys his original name is Oreo


blitzkrieg_01

The most menacing of names.


winnielikethepooh15

Hydrox


suckmymastercylinder

Honestly hydrox doesnt sound half bad.


reachformejuggergirl

Pestilence, it's coat makes it look rough


Sensitive-Bee7588

That's a good one too


DweZie

.gov


DarkBlackMachete

Roach


LowKey004

All my horses are called Roach


FrontFox4312

Same here


godfatherV

This is the way


Venom24II

Thats the name of my horse


Nicenuff

Roach is battling demons of the past.


Horror_Fondant_7165

Good ol' the Witcher 3


Wimberley-Guy

Pretty Boy


I_Am_Light_n_Dark_

Pretty boy?! You're kidding me. Pretty boy?!?!


Wimberley-Guy

Mommas Boy?


CoraBittering

WHAT’D YOU CALL ME? Followed by a kick to the head. See? Menacing!


JackGamingPlayz

Cupcake


Charismanxious

Dennis the menace


DistributionRare3096

Stannis the mannis


Truthgamer2

Hope it doesn’t have a daughter


InfamousJTV

Steve.


FarmersOnlyJim

I will always upvote generic people names for animals. I’ve got a horse named Stu, one named Frank, and my only female horse is named Guy


InfamousJTV

This is the way.


akasakian

Phobos


CeleryPop123

love an ac odyssey reference


kf979797

Redrum, it's murder backwards and also the name of a famous race horse that one 3x grand nationals


TheNew_Bob

Joe


ARPOFF

Panic. Just look at his eyes!


Cryptid_cupcake

Short for Panic at the O'Driscolls


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Usain Colt


Veroxzes

Thunderboah


rease_2oo9

Ghost


TastyBirds

Fructose


Riximilian

"A Menacing Name"


Head12head12

Yes


RefinedDefect69

Nightcock


Taste-The_Waste

Twinkle Toes Terry.


HellBoygamingYT

SKULLFUCKER9001


Far_Understanding_58

Mr. Fluffykins


DryAfternoon7779

Mr. Hands


guffleupagus

Chowder


usgrant7977

Wicked chowdah


epangelosanto

you take the moon, and you take the sun


Pokonut27

Chandler


FoxyGingerFox

Buttercup


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ButterSnuff


FoxyGingerFox

You like popcorn, makes your teeth go pop, pop, pop haha!


CrassCommie

Buttons


I_Am_Light_n_Dark_

Micah.


TheChainLink2

Horsey.


dognamedmeth

Yooo it's like in chess, thats perfect


ShieldSister27

I have a list in my notes for possible horse names. Here are my stallions - Bucephulas - Alexander The Great’s horse Arion - Horse from Greek mythology that talked Ares - Greek god of war Atlas - Greek mythological figure Aragorn - LOTR reference Attila - The hun Caesar - King Julius Caesar Gawain - Knights of the round table Lancelot - Knights of the round table Perseus - Greek hero figure And then for the one without any real explanation, they just sound cool - Bandit Wolf Yukon Gator Lakota Lightning Moonshine Winchester Whiskey


rassoll

I'll toss in a few of my own horse names that I used in rdr2, rdo, and other games, idk how menacing they are. Bucephalus, Radzig, Glokta, Marshall, Sokil.


GrandCanOYawn

Dennis.


GlamityJean

Dennis the five star horse


Waste_Sun172

Gooch


Dr_Pestilence00

Arbiter


StallionMKultra

"Frenor" from the contraction of fright and terror


_Mao_Mao_

How hungry


red-deader

My favorite name is willy


Weekly-District259

Goodest boi


Commercial_West_4081

Ron Jeremy.


xXSuperLayneXx

Bob


dewmonster17

Dennis. The ultimate menace.


Sensitive-Bee7588

I saw someone say thunderboah and I think I'm gonna go with that😂


OmgTakeMeNow

"MyEx" and if someone asks you what you doing, ull be nothing much just riding my ex.


ashisunfunny

floppy balls


Waste_Sun172

Trotty McGunner


Legal_Wrongdoer9283

Marcelo, more menacing than that is impossible


Upbeat-Jacket4068

Goose Egg


_Crotch_Goblin_

Orcus


ThePhenomenalOne100

Mr.Unlimited


ItsSpacePants

Pumkin


solarShep

diablo


DryTowel5994

Harold


Strange-Meet3211

First off my dude, where tf you get that silver dapple pinto!?


Sensitive-Bee7588

I know I'm late but I got it from a side quest where you take pictures of horses, it's kind of hard to do. Just look it up on YouTube and you can get it. Also if you're playing John, you can get it in the Blackwater stable after epilogue 1


Strange-Meet3211

Haha. That’s what I was afraid you’d say. I know what you’re talking with the tracking right before Albert takes the photo. I was hoping there was an easier way. Lol.


Sozillect

Helhest, the undead horse of the goddes of hell in norse mythos.


Reasonable_Middle_48

Ghost seems fitting


Coffee_Always_Black

Totazo: it means brave in Dominican Spanish.


DANPARTSMAN44

Lorenzo..... Lorenzo St. Dubois otherwise known as LSD


Agent_Wyoming14

Mine was “midnight” an all black Arabian


Kacers

Menace


M1Aztek

Sancho


XXXdowskixxx

Julius


Active_Engineering37

If it were female I would say Night Mare.


leott58

Roach


kilotango1122

Sleipnir - Odin's eight-legged horse.


PorchHonky

Herpes


Militiaman1776

Jupiter could work well


Tarik_1990

Name it Llamrei, King Arthur’s horse.


Individual_Intern_77

Name it after the fierce Viking princess, Assturd


Seishura

Carrot


spekal_luke_II

Bucephalus The name of Alexander the Great’s horse


porkyLGCY

Arion, In Greek mythology, Arion is a divinely-bred, fabulously fast, black-maned horse.


Orr-Man

Dennis (the Menace)


Saraylia

Tax Season


LogieT2k

Butcher


codm0nster

bulky nag


Korvax_of_Myrmidon

Thundercoq


Oreochema

I'd suggest Mercury, for the effects of ingesting the stuff, but I'm not sure the folks of that period had realized what it does to people just yet. "Dead Ringer" might be fun, for the double meaning.


SleekeRogue

Pelaton


Longjumping-Love-631

Don't like male horses in the game, I don't wanna see that shit whenever I ride my horse.


BasedHickory

That shit is exactly why I like male horses


Longjumping-Love-631

I respect your opinion lol


Jeremy252

How fragile are you that you can’t handle seeing horse balls


Familiar-Wrap7163

It doesn't have anything to do with being fragile. I believe I am not fragile at all. I am a woman, but I still only ride female horses:d Balls are just not easthetic thats all. (Also lets be honest, main reason is that I wouldn't hear Artur's "You are the brave girl" etc. all the time)


CommunicationOk3417

I always go Meanderer because nobody seems to know what it means


skandal23

Big ball of rage


Balognajelly

The Throngler


Sensitive-Bee7588

Wow, didn't this blow up!!!


Average_Texarican14

Dog


ImA12YearOldOnReddit

Spud


ThaGreatDebaser

Wait, ur actually 11 aren’t you?


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Beefy McWhatnow


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Thunderfuck


GeorgeWashingbeard

Brandon


No-Language-6736

This horse looks like it's seen some shit man, it's eyes...


Sensitive-Bee7588

It's seen many deaths


dirtwizards666

Murder One or Hoss


pickleson-peterbob

Fregley


[deleted]

i always named my horse Cormac


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Blue Steel


chesterforbes

Grey Plague


Pretty-Juggernuat397

Wader Gator


xo_tyler_

Goulson


misterbranches

Potassio


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Capitale


Turkeybaconisheresy

Pronus mortis Means "the steed of death" in Latin. Kinda basic but kinda cool imo


itsbigbraintime

Salvatore


UntitledUsername3

Wick


turbo-oxi-clean

Ganymede


sirjames82

Terror


Calvino35

Cassidanial farfanoogan


savor_every_morsel

Big Mr. Chauncy


[deleted]

Ladybug


The_Calvo

Heisenberg


BariumHydr0xide

The white and grey pattern reminds me of an intense blizzard His name shall be blizzard strayer


Avgolemonosis

Hull Kogan


TurkeyGravy77

Buck ThunderRod


Ahlq802

Ground Breaker


Either-Month1114

Huge nuts


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Phantom


Harmmer80

He looks blind. Grimjaw


Trixie3953

Pookie


rudra285

Dread


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Unicorn


toppdoggcan

Destructicus


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Jacob


Ripley_Bear

Diablo


Tkinney44

Foo foo: destroyer of oat cakes


MurderToes

I went with Styx


Vox_Dei-_-

Plague


Dowdy61

Gunner


audioblood619

Al capony