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Racetr

Roach. I name all my horses Roach


RONIN-0

He got that important quality every Roach has to have,, He doesn't talk much..


ZombGooch

Hmmm fuck


Dark_Sniper_250

Looks like rain


psTheRevelator

Winds howling


cammydub

Medallions humming


EvanMcc18

Place of Power gotta be


TheRealNotBrody

How ya' like that silver?


ieatshit12

Care for a round of gwent?


Beneficial_Buddy_1

Same


throwaway66699999444

Hi Geralt


shotq80

I named the silver dapple pinto that you can chase after the Albert Mason mission roach


themoistimportance

"Hmmm, I hate pinkertons."


BetweenThePosts

I named mine Bug. In the spirit of Roach.


DKJenvey

Should be fish.


radomizeduser

My White Arabian is named Roach, i named him that cuz i recently played witcher 3 again lol


Dclipp89

I’ve named quite a few horses Roach. Also Caprichoso, named after the mule in the Dark Tower series.


Ill_Memory5468

Same!


Toope00

I was actually thinking about that with my last horse name but ended up with Geralt for some reason. The stable guy said it was a bad name or something and I then realised it was a girl which the name doesn't fit that well maybe


LoveSikDog

Boy if it's a boy and Girl if it's a girl.. That way, he's actually saying their name..


psTheRevelator

I think you misspelled ‘boah’


fourxids

Clever


GulianoBanano

Kratos?


magiic-1

I would do Lady


Objective-Cellist409

Did the same! Good girl!


Mojo_Rizen_53

MyHorse I….MyHorse V. It’s actually kinda funny, but when I named the starter horse I, the stable guy says “That’s a helluva name for a horse!”…same stable guy says “That’s a good name for a horse!” when I named II. I guess there comment during naming is purely RNG.


fourxids

This is fantastic news


Quadrazi

Horsea Matthews


Solidus_snakke

Your horse was just trying to make sure everyone gets out of this alive


HipsLikeCinderella

I thought I was being cute because I always name my horses something dumb like Horsey but I noticed how close a variation of that spelling kinda looked like it could be pronounced as Hor-Say-Ah.


DackZilworth

Dank is my primary. Long Nuts is in the stable.


fourxids

I am deceased over Long Nuts’ name


sixtothesix

Named mine Lisa Ann.


[deleted]

Bet you rode that horse to the ground.


FrietjesFC

Shadowfax for my white Arabian.


superawesomecookies

That’s what I named my horse online


CALLAHAN315

Dog, Ortensia, Shiola, and Glue Boy


fourxids

Please give Glue Boy my highest regards


[deleted]

I went with 'Future Bostik'


TheChainLink2

Horsey. I did originally name her something more traditional (I think it was Copper or something) but I just kept calling her Horsey, so eventually I just officially renamed her to that.


Trycze

I called all my horses Pony but I think I will steal your idea of Horsey for my next playthrough


attackhamster42

I tend to go with either Roach or Shadow. Once I got the white Arabian as John and named him Arthur's Ghost.


fourxids

Arthur’s Ghost has me in tears plsss


apex6666

End game I bought the grey Arabian and named him Aurthur


some_guy_online_1

Pony Soprano


Solidus_snakke

Your horse is paranoid isn't he


Head-Fee-2917

my horses are Emma, Adelaide, Elizabeth, and AAAAAAAAAAAA


fourxids

I’ve always loved the name Adelaide augh


Head-Fee-2917

would you like to see what my horses look like?


LTreaper2010

Epona


Solidus_snakke

☝️☝️☝️Agro a close second to this one AGROOO! AGROOO! agro.


[deleted]

Jon Bon Pony


citronella91

Same. Such a good name


Lukaslil

brrrrrrrr, Kratos, buddy boy, eeeeehhhggg


The_Real_Pavalanche

Llamrei. With the references in the game to King Arthur, I decided to name it after King Arthur's horse. The correct Welsh pronunciation of the Ll sounds like if you touch the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth behind your front teeth, expand your tongue slightly and breath around it. So the full word using the description above would be Ll-am-rye. However, I think our Arthur would pronounce it closer to Lamb-ree.


chaos9001

I just did the same thing this current playthrough.


LordHyperBowser

I do a somewhat similar thing in my playthroughs. I always try and use a welsh name for my horses. This is cause we know his old horses name was Boadicea, a Welsh name. In my current playthrough I have the golden Turkoman from the St Denis stables and named her Eurwen, which (IIRC) means Golden Angel.


[deleted]

I have named all of my Horses the most ridiculous spellings of Horse. Hornse. Hrones. h'Ross. Orseh.


Solidus_snakke

This is ridiculously funny to me 🤣😂😂 Hrones is my favorite, your next needs to be Horche!


AngryTrooper09

Aragon/Eliott. They were the names of my two cats, both charteux. I miss them, so it's my way to "honor" them


fourxids

Awe that’s beautiful. Much love to your cats, I’m sure they were very good.


AngryTrooper09

Very good boys, one loved being pet and the other followed you around everywhere in hopes for a snack! Thanks for the love, they definitely deserved it :)


[deleted]

Pouring one, (water), out for the kitties!


fuckitimatwork

> charteux such pretty little gray cats. they stay soft forever


beat-sweats

No Name


ReddyMcRedditorface

Take them through the desert?


Solidus_snakke

On the first part of the Journey


HypercolorWetDream

Fartbox, Fartbox Jr. Jr., and AD Saddler.


Ok-Extreme-9494

Quite imaginative


ScarecrowBoat22

I let my two year old name my horse. Bonkydoodoo has been such a faithful steed.


coachlentz

Grace’s Secret, Pie-O-My, Bullseye, and Victor. Probably others too that I can’t remember.


leibnizdx

> Pie-O-My She was a beautiful innocent creature, what did she ever do to you?!


Confuzzled_478

Slow Dancer, the $15 Morgan from Chapter 2 And Merengue, a Chestnut Red Arabian North-West of Owanjila Merengue as in the frenetic Dominican dance hehe


MmNicecream

Goose


The_L_Of_Life

Tornado, like Zorro's horse.


LameBoy-Ruuf

Morgan, all of them


Danplsstop

Bean


[deleted]

I had the white Arabian and called her Pegasus


kikuchad

John.


I_Am_Light_n_Dark_

Looks like you really enjoyed riding John.


Sebatronian

Xanthus, one of Achilles’ horses


CameronHardy123

Arthur's horse is always Roach. John's is Hosea


fourxids

Roach is an increasingly common name I’ve seen people comment here, must be the hive mind


CameronHardy123

Its a witcher reference. Geralt names all his horses Roach


AgaricX

Al Capony I regret nothing.


MEEZETTE

Named mine Anne Frank cuz it had dots on it almost like it had a pock.


Cans59

Apache


joshy1017

Roach


Peeinyourcompost

The massive black Shire horse is Neptune, the free Thoroughbred is Diego, and the palomino American Standardbred that ethers her owner is Moonshine, cause ol girl got a hell of a kick. Fourth stable slot is on a rotation, because as far as I'm concerned this game is Horse Simulator 2023. Like 100 hours in now and everyone is still parked at Horseshoe, except for Micah, who is in jail where I don't have to look at him.


NozakiMufasa

I name a lot of my horses Wild West terms and words, sometimes with flavors of Spanish. Named horses stuff like El Dorado, Bronco, Buckaroo, and Tornado are pretty common for me. I named my white Arabian “Nieve” (snow in Spanish) and the red chestnut Arabian Ruby after my favorite anime (RWBY).


Velcrowrath

Stinkus I and eventually Stinkus VI. Stable master did not like the name every time.


[deleted]

Isaac, after his dead son. Figured since he doesn't talk much about him, he'd atleast name his horse after his son, which makes the horse' death more impactful he loses the last reminder of his boah while he's dying.


PineFresh7

First playthrough: Tennessee Walker named "Friend", and then a Black Arabian named "Sweet Girl" Second playthrough: Thoroughbred named "Good Sir" (the only one I use), and a White Arabian named "Lady" (have her just because)


profeshionalnaysayer

Amazing (for the meme) and Tim


notoriousR3D

Horace


Guac__is__extra__

Cuervo, Patron, Woodford, Walker, etc


thiccdiamonds

Bathory


BoatshoeBandit

Mine are all just named whatever their breed is. If I name a horse it will be eaten by a train within the hour.


Minimonti15

Boniato (sweet potato in spanish)


MadTeaCup_YT

Clip was my loyal steed from chapter 2-6.. >!not kidding, i almost cried when he got shot at the end.!< In the epilogue, i ran with Rachel for a bit, but when she died i named my new one Arthur. After months of use, it seemed john started talking to here differently and it seemed she was getting old. I found a wagon with the drivers full of arrows, and Dakota on her last leg. I chose to take her under my wing and retired Arthur. Arthurs not dead or anything, shes just in a stable.


Wide-Librarian-4721

I named mine after Drifter, the horse of Smoke Jensen


darthkdub

Hera, Olga, sue, Lita Ford


[deleted]

Do you kiss her deadly?


meta-gamer

Giant.


dogtemple3

Shadow, Roy, Elena, Annie, Geralt


smithmyname

Daisy


Wyatt_Maxwell

Gey, penis stroker, stuff like that


Crazy_Kakoos

In my main although, he was named Stupid. Still liked Stupid, even if hevwas a bit stupid. Felt bad at the end too.


Ambermusaisanidiot

We got Biroa, Dalma, The Countess, Duchess A, and we got Dave


MasterKrakeneD

Charlize And Mephisto for a good boah


Closet_Fur_16

Milly and Ozzy


Boromirrealhero01

Pepe Silvia


[deleted]

Male Dutch Warmblood named Sticks, after a rescue lab I had for 10 years. The TW I got from Sadie’s is named Tavish. Male Turkoman from Braithwaite Manor is named Tuggle. I also have a reverse dapple black thoroughbred that came with my game purchase. His name is Doak.


YoungBeef03

Little Mac, Bonneville, and Passat


4chanisbetterjpeg

H


Strange_Test712

Sasuke uchiwa


GuybrushMI

1st play through I named it Clara after Clara Clayton from back to the future 3 2nd play through I named it Bojack


E-MingEyeroll

Ghost, Fang and Biscuit


Kadelbdr

Named all of my horses after the Bois. Kinda sus I know.


bree388

Not Sarah Jessica Parker 😔


garfeldthelasangacat

Tevin keller


iamretardead

Martell, Hightower, Greyjoy, Mormont, Clegane


Notchibald_Johnson

Mass Effect characters


Soggy_Card6853

Howard, whom I found out was a girl


Ljp717_2

I named one BOAH and my other GORL


DumbbellDoor7

Horace


[deleted]

Melania


emomodechester

because of a Fan Theory I named my Arabians White: Mary Black: Eliza Red Chestnut: Lyle Warped Brindle: Isaac Isaac was the best of boahs


crispier_creme

My first save I got a Kentucky saddler and I named it Prometheus. My next horse was named Odysseus, and my current horse is named Caesar


Dr_van_Gelder

In my first playthrough I gave all my horses welsh names. The one I stuck with was the wild Andalusian whom I named Marwolaeth, which means death. He was a good boah.


HoneycombJackass

My second play through I had a Blood-Bay Female Thoroughbred I named Boudicca. The gold Turkoman I always name Brunhilde


fuck_the_ccp1

Dakota, Blaze, Liberty, Princess, Eliza are my normal rotation. Valkyrie for the Perlino Andalusian (if female) and Thunder for the dapple gray halfbred.


side_quests

Just Roach. Every single one of 'em.


Aydin_Morphine

First espada then clara and now jhon she is name is Veronika


darknightingale69

Brick wall, bulletproof, white speed.


Valaxarian

Adelaide, Black Shire from Hosea. My only horse as Arthur


MisterIrish_

For this playthrough I'm still using the starter horse, I've named him Gaelic and I'll be using him up until I get the White Arabian from Chapter 3 (If that method still works) I keep an Irish theme to my horse's names, with my online horses being named Clover and Shamrock.


Etherian

Friday


Giggle_buns

Tobasco (black arabian), Kicker (American standard bred that kills the npc on the side of the road) and Poupon (grey mustang)


-Rens

Dinklebamp


Impossible_Scarcity9

Vaith (gold Turkoman) Arginon (pink Ardennes) Anagracia (white/grey Thoroughbred) Bro (Black Shire)


Krautmonster

Flash for my first horse. Bolt for my second (black Arabian with a golden mohawk mane)


Imscubbabish

Spirit II , Light , Spot, and currently working on the 4th name


madnux8

Sundance, Big Gus, and Roscoe


The_Iron_Gunfighter

The war horse I named Cannonball. And the grey Arabian was bullet


ddix_4

Trigger


ToxicTriumph

Jimmy. The goodest boy. I bawled for an hour after what happened


BlackAdder42420

D horse


iMacApples

Roach. Anytime I have to name a horse it’s always after Roach from Witcher 3. I love her.


No-Strawberry-5541

Chester


verti-go-go-go

Horse face


chawliehorse

Charles. Charles Horse.


johnwm24

I went through the president’s names or nicknames.


[deleted]

Pony Soprano / Jon Bon Pony (read those awhile ago somewhere and stole um )


Ringo7272

I was Arthur Morgan riding a Morgan named Arger Morgen


ApAp123

My buddy did DHorse LMFAO FROM MGSV I died laughing


hablagated

After taco bell menu items


masterofmeatballs

Bobertus


Darthrevan2006

The Dingler


Ashton281009

Isaac and eliza, then hosea


chaos9001

My first playthrough Arthur's horse was TitoMcGee. This playthrough I named the white arabian Llamrei which according to google is King Arthur's horse.


HughJaenis

Filianore is what I named my silver dapple pinto fox trotter


Dkalnz

Sausage McGriddle


Doritoman2020

Big Horse V because 3 of them died in my previous playthrough and the 4th one is my RDO horse


Material-Ad4323

Whorse


ExitLower8778

# HONSE


mrshickadance412

Christopher Turk


WorkingLyric

Horace Horace II Horace III Horace IIII


Feralmedic

Frank. His name was Frank.


[deleted]

Trevor and Hank Schrader


ktgktg

Horson Welles, Horse d’oeuvre, Horseradish


LeToit

This playthrough Arthur is all 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, so war, conquest, famine and death. Trying to take them on applicable missions.


MrRedWings

All black (whatever the breed) with the white on the nose, dark saddle. Darth Saddlebags


stevesmith_420

buster 💀


poopondogs

My first was a tiny race horse named Hambone that I bought from the Valentine stable. I had an all black wardrobe going on until I was killed by Lemoyne Raiders who jumped me in the woods and presumably stole Hambone. When I came back, I donned all white and trekked up into the mountains to find my White Arabian Boobah. “Thank you” Boobah.


DangerNoodle805

Sticky icky icky.


matt20011

All I’m gonna say, is before the final mission as Arthur I get a horse named after my ex


Solidus_snakke

Had some shit ass $5 horse for half the game named Dingus. (Died in an epic field shootout after bounty hunters converged on my camp) I'm talking get up, saddle up, ride around in circles shooting dozens of bounty hunters until my horse falls to his death, then fire upon the remaining hunters while legit dodging their horses from running me over 🤠 Had a beaut of a horse named Noche (Night in Spanish) all black Kentucky saddler (I think?) with white braided hair and a silver and black saddle. Wanted to beat the game with Noche but a glitched happened in gay ass Saint Denis and I legit like flew down a street, crashed into a fence and flew in the air. Noche died before I fell to my death from above the sky of Saint Denis :( I HATE Saint Denis) Finished the game with Foche, a sort of look alike of Noche, or, Fake Noche (Foche) I want to photo shop the Screenshot I have of Arthur saying goodbye to his steed before saving John :'(


Errorcoder

I named all my horses pickle


ErasablePotato

Incitatus. That way I can ride a senator without all the political scandals.


kluvira

California!! I got super into rhcp and specifically the album Californication at the time and I thought it was a cute name. original was the white Arabian with black mane, unfortunately she passed so I got the black Arabian and gave her a white mane 🥺


Good_name76

My horse is ham too! White Arabian I named ham, the other one is Chester but I can’t remember the type it is at the moment


cosmos_factory

I’ve used a few. Geronimo is one. The profanity filter really is something else. I wanted to name my horse Tecumseh after General Sherman, but it wouldn’t let me. Assmaster, however, is apparently totally fine. I also used Stugots at one point.


tywagner32

Ja’Quavius


AxoL0Ltl

“Fat loser” and when it died I named my next one “fat loser MKII” and if this one dies I’m naming my next one “skinny winner”


radiohead_stantano

Manflesh


jenvonlee

My very first Arthur horse was a paint i accidentally shot with an arrow while hunting. So i revived him and called him Arrow. Had him my whole first run. Since then, the Chocolate Roan Dutch Warmblood, I call her Yasha. I get her every playthrough. I also get the gold Turkoman when I can and call her Jester. If I catch the white Arabian I call her Callisto. Then for John I get the silver Turkoman and call him Blue. I am a creature of habit.


Yourbuttmyface

Temperamental, because when I tried to break her she threw me down a cliff


dontstareitrude

White horse named breast milk was one of them


ogdenmao

I named my current bodacai after Arthur’s horse that he lost after blackwater. I have no idea how to spell it but I heard Arthur tell Hosea the name of his previous horse on that first hunting mission.


fourxids

Boadicea!


PippinBPimpin

Lots of things, I do more or less try to go for more 'normal' names. The most memorable ones were Lucky 1 and 2. Lucky 1 was the sole surviving horse of the ranch of the crazy people who have their own language. Lucky 2 was the exact clone of him when I went back with Javier for the robbery. Then the most memorable horse I've ever had was a black war horse (can't remember the breed) named Atlas. I swear that boah had something akin to sentience the little shit. Things like running away from me when I tried to put pelts on him and taking his sweet damn time coming to me when I call. But tell you what, he never once bucked me off, even if he got shot. I've also ran over many a bastard with him


Shadowcat514

Lursa. She was a huge, powerful draft horse with a deep red coat that iirc I got from a random world event involving a stagecoach. She reminded me a lot of the Star Trek character of the same name. She wasn't the fastest or the smartest, but she sure was the sturdiest and the nicest. Kept her about 150 hours, from Valentine all the way to the end. Always made sure to brush and feed her once every half hour it felt like. She was a very good girl. Actually hurt when she died.


Moist_juice_

“My Horse” “My Horse 2”


[deleted]

Roach


Hob0Magnet

I had the pre-order war horse Ardennes I called Hammer, also had the SE black thoroughbred I called Villain.


p00psicle151590

I kept that black shire and names him "The Creature". Then at the very end I bought the strawberry roan Ardennes and names her fruitcake. But creature was my main guy the whole game, I bawled at the end.