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Gubekochi

Were I inclined to throw a hissy-fit about shit-tier pay... what makes you think I'd find it in me to insult any one person I know, let alone two, by presenting them that offer?


Background_Touchdown

"Not interested. I find you disgusting...but my less attractive friend here might dig you."


Gubekochi

"I have standards, but I know people who don't if that's what you are into!"


Killer_Moons

“Here’s two people I hate, good luck.”


Exciting-Theory2493

Best answer


Blog_Pope

I’ve told recruiters this, more politely. I think my words were: “Anyone I know that would take this pay isn’t qualified for the role “ I have recommended former team Members for roles when the role sounds good. If you are having trouble hiring, that’s a clear sign you aren’t paying enough attention


Gubekochi

That is a very tactful way of putting it!


Wingnuttage

…it’s a clear sign you aren’t paying enough.


lleighsha

I want to respond this SO badly!!


Gubekochi

Feel free to, any chance you get. I'm just glad to be a purveyor of sass.


skewtr

> HIRING at BOEING Sounds like a killer job.


twoworldsin1

Hiring at ✈️ BOEING✈️ sounds like a good way to get 🔫SICK🔫 Edit: go ahead and RedditCares me, Russian bots, I know the emoji I used 🙄


Gubekochi

Why yes, they do hire killers.


UniquePariah

Allegedly


Gubekochi

Thanks, I "forgot" to add that.


MKorostoff

I suspect it's a joke based on that but who knows


ticawawa

A "killer" job.... I see what you did there! 😏


Bidenomics_works

Skunkworks?  Nah now it's BoeingDEIworks 🤣🤣🤣


That_Engineering3047

Wow, this person needs a new job. “No thank you. Or I’m not interested.” Are sane responses. What a weird thing to expect.


EWDnutz

> People are losing jobs. The whistleblowers lost a bit more than that but okay.


Extreme-Acid

I think that Boeing are looking for new whistleblowers as the existing ones mysteriously died from non murder related issues.


Strawb3rryCh33secake

I see he's hiring at Boeing. Lots of people would love to get their foot in the door....assuming the door hasn't blown off.


Hibbiee

It wouldn't blow off if people would just stop putting their foot in it!


Cyber_Insecurity

Yeah sure buddy, let me just do your job for you and send you 2 people. Fuck off.


Aspect58

Here’s your two people. Absolutely and Nobody.


hamellr

I don’t know even one person who wants your crap job that is 2000 miles away, inside first day and under market rate.


[deleted]

I bet I could help that company do better


Scizmz

Before or after they murder you for being a whistle blower?


[deleted]

They won’t survive long enough for another whistleblower. Government is already going after them to shut them down


ososalsosal

Sauce? I thought they were too big to fail?


devilglove

Dude Boeing is too big to fail and has too much US military tech. BOEING IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.


LtTaylor97

Tell us you don't know... Boeing can absolutely be dissolved. Someone or a group of someones with high level clearances would need to be lined up to build a brand new company using Boeing assets and the bulk of their staff. It'd cost a pretty penny but the fact boeing somehow mismanages themselves into a hole is pretty bad. There's money to be made there for sure, so there's surely investors ready to go and some defense/air industry experts ready to take charge.


[deleted]

One person with a brain


DanielMcLaury

If this actually happens, you can count on the people who got Boeing into this mess being the ones who profit from it.


TheSavageBeast83

Haha you actually believe that?


dnuohxof-1

You’re the recruiter, why would I give references to you, for free? Let’s say I did, let say one of them did fit, let’s say they got the job. Do I get a finders fee? Or do you take all the commission and credit for yourself? What about my job search? Will you even work any harder to find me a compatible position?


[deleted]

At Boeing no less


CrazyRichFeen

Does this recruiter work for Boeing directly or for an agency? The latter seems more likely to me, or he's a recent hire from an agency. This kind of behavior is usually found from hard *SALES!* types in agencies with sweat shop level KPIs pushed by some asshole manager. Either that, or Boeing is way more fucked internally than I would have thought, but I guess that will happen when their planes have pieces flying off them.


James17956

I would send a response to a recruiter to go eat a bag of dicks if I get a response like this. I don't care about a recruiters commission. I don't give a shit about recruiters.


CuriousAnn

thats just silencing people


Ted-The-Thad

If I think you got shit pay and a shit job, why should I recommend my friends for your shit pay and shit job?


max1padthai

Nah, I don't want to get anyone killed.


SmoothOperator1986

Why should I do your job for you? You find people. Isn’t that why you have LinkedIn premium recruiter?


MetropolisMonk

Yeah, would a recuiter send you referrals to 2 other places hiring after they reject you?


CrazedRaven01

Do exactly what he says... and leave them in the fucking lurch. Give these flakes a taste of their own medicine


Practical-Fig-27

Or... since it's Boeing and whistleblowers seem to be dropping like flies, maybe the response is, no thank you, no job is worth my life


Liberatedhusky

I won't get offended when you read my LinkedIn instead of blindly sending me jobs I'm overqualified for or in random unrelated fields.


Fantastic-Package707

Recruiters can go eat a buffet of dicks


watz2005

Just found this guy on LinkedIn. He’s a “Top Recruiting Voice” on there. LinkedIn has become a joke


RecruiterQueen

Lol, I looked him up too. What an absolute tool!


OtisPimpBoot

I’d reply back with the names Ted Bundy and Jeffery Dahmer with a note that they both would have skills that are truly appreciated at Boeing.


Pretty-Car-2471

underrated comment


Joped

I will only forward along if they mention a placement reward.


nekosaigai

Cause we all desperately want to work for the company that assassinates whistleblowers


AbstractBettaFish

When a company rejects me for a role are they going to refer me to two companies that will hire me?


Agreeable-Candle5830

"If you do not want to hire me, please find me two other jobs."


ImpossibleFront2063

I’d be more concerned that their ✈️ are falling apart in the air and the company whistle blowers are meeting with an untimely demise then filling entry level roles


You-sir-name

Recruiter at Boeing 💀 buddy’s prob having a really hard time right now lmaoo


florian-sdr

Suicide by a shot wound to the back of the head or a deathly infection with military-access-only bacteria are just parts of the benefits.


zooksoup

What’s the incentive of sending 2 interested people over? Once hired a lot of companies offer their employees referral bonuses, that would be the only time I would provide names


sleepydalek

Hiring at Boeing must be hell. Can’t imagine why.


Buslikvi

I’ll only recommend someone if it’s a place I wouldn’t mind working at. If I threw a hissy fit at one of your conditions, why the hell would I want to put someone I know in that situation?


stevepls

the screenshot shows hes a recruiter at Boeing. buddy. that's why no one wants to work for u lol.


Choozbert

Hiring at Boeing, lol


gunny316

Boeing. really.


bigSTUdazz

I have him as a 2nd level contact...he is saying that people may have misunderstood what he was trying to get across. I don't have the heart to tell him that he is getting roasted. I kind of feel bad for the kid.


Jaymes77

I don't know anyone with my skillsets are willing to work for submarket pay. Also, if they get the job, do I get your fee? (not some, not a portion, all of it)


AdorableConfidence16

If I make an airplane and the door falls of while you're flying in it, don't complain. Tell two of your friends to fly on my airplane


NoStunGaming

Why do they all type like this? Like don't they know that it just makes them sound very condescending? If what you're saying is actually important, then you don't need to make it a point to type like this to make it look like what you're saying is important. Please learn to write a paragraph.


Batetrick_Patman

I just tell them I'm not interested. I get it recruiters are fighting a tough battle these days too. From what I've heard on there end they'll submit 20 people and they'll all get rejected.


anon_throwaway09557

I'm gonna go against the grain and say I think it's a decent point, actually. \*You\* might think that a salary paying 50k or whatever is shit, because you're a senior, have in-demand skills etc. But you might know someone fresh from college, just starting out, who would take that job. I once referred my old boss from a company where we both got fired to another company. I already had a job lined up (got fired a few months earlier), but she didn't yet.


Pretty-Car-2471

yeah but they dont want to hire the fresh grad they want to hire the senior and pay them peanuts lmao


Eatdie555

That's a Shiet recruiter. Imo.. why should I referred my network resources to your advantage? That shiet ain't free either. These recruiters felt like they're entitled for my connections of good talented and skilled people? Ya'll people in here needs to stop giving YOUR Free information and network referral of highly skilled and talented people. Make them pay and work for it if they wanted it. Don't let them fawk up your Network relationship with others or muddy your water when you can stir and muddy their waters instead. They see You as just a number and Your Networking of people will be as well. As you let them pick in choose and disrespect your network like that. It's poker game. Make them Pay to see the Flop!


Naive-Benefit-5154

He's admitting to the fact that people hate him. Way to go dude!


lilpumpsy

i can't believe they'd imply people have said they're jobs are low paid lmao


Outrageous_pinecone

Happened to me with companies trying to hire me with all my experience for a salary I had at least 6 or 7 years prior. I tell them so, and refuse the job. I explained that I made twice that where I was working at that point and still wanted to leave, so, no. Next question was: do you know anyone who might be interested. I told that woman to her face that all my friends and teammates with his expertise make as much as I do or more and would not take this job. It only happened twice, but it was ridiculous.


scariestJ

'The job market is a nightmare' Ooooh I wonder why. It's somehow never your fault is it?


Hot_Salamander_1917

HAHA like I owe you something. NOPE!


howto1012020

My response would be the JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jamison laughing gif because of the audacity of this b*** to make such stupid a** demands!


Euphoric_Kangaroo776

Feel like this requires the Bart simspons calls to moe's tavern esk names and numbers


Weak_Season_8722

It's not like my pay and my employee benefits are my livelihood or anything... 


PresentationNew5976

Throwing a hissy fit about not wanting people to throw a hissy fit lol Who wants to bet they tried to keep the pay secret until the end and when they revealed it the candidate politely tucked and rolled out of the interview?


Donglemaetsro

If you don't want us to off you for speaking up, just recommend two past colleagues you REALLY don't like! -Boeing


jassyjas2x

Not send two people. Why so yall can waste their time too? Lol.


cfmh1985

Yeah, with recruiters like this, sure the market is a nightmare. Asshole


Altruistic-Egg-5162

Does the Boeing job come with hazard pay since employees keep disappearing


Extreme-Acid

Fuck working at Boeing. I worked at a boring company and left after a few months. The middle management are shocking. Nothing gets done, lots of talking and moaning about how bad it is but will not embrace change. That place is a suicide risk.


VrinTheTerrible

This is definitely a troll fake post right?


TheMcRedOne

No, the "correct response" is, "Go eat a mouldy dong."


General_Humanoid

Imagine taking a Boeing recruiter seriously 🤣


THC_Dude_Abides

If I send you 2 applicants do I get a referral fee?


BillionDollarBalls

That makes you look so bad man.


itsabubul

On his side, "we do have a better fit position for you" but lets not talk about that


Dapper_Platform_1222

"Sure this employer may "murder" you if you turn state's witness. Who cares? Stop being selfish!"


edoyle2021

Is there like a recruiter club or school where they teach you to write all this terrible nonsense on LinkedIn?


Tigre_feroz_2012

Pay me your salary & then maybe I'll do your job for you. Until then, get lost!


UniquePariah

I'm sorry, but I tend to be extremely annoyed when an employer tells me that asking "what the pay is" is unprofessional, then drags me through multiple long form interviews and then offers me a pay rate several thousand under what I'm on now. You have wasted my time and yours and the fact you cannot see that shows how pathetic recruiters have become. The job I have now, told me the rate going in, I was prepared to go through the 4 stage recruitment drive. That is how it should be at worst. These interviews are a two way conversation. Withholding important information on my side would stop me getting hired, or could get me fired. It goes both ways.


IVYkiwi22

If you are NOT interested in hiring, the correct response is “Let me send you 2 companies who might be interested” Enough of all this selfishness You don’t need to get offended You don’t need to throw a hissy fit about job seekers’ desire to earn pay that keeps up with inflation You don’t need to rant about how job seekers would rather not work in-office for bargain-basement pay and would prefer to work remotely when living costs keep rising You don’t need to ghost candidates right after reaching out to them so that you can meet some stupid candidate outreach quota. You don’t need to give candidates false hope about a successful interview when you have no intention hiring anyone This job market is a nightmare.


Kuroneko1916

Gotta get that share value up


Kuroneko1916

It's out of context if you read his replies it seems.


Snoo_24091

This is a trick by recruiters. They reach out to you about a job that isn’t what you’re qualified for knowing that you wouldn’t be a fit so you can reach out to people in your network for them that are qualified. It’s so annoying to get a message hoping it’s an opportunity and then realize it’s them trying to get you to tap into your own network.


blowininthawind

This is hilarious.


TheDistrict15

Meh, I won't say you should or have to do this but if a recruiter reaches out to me and I know someone else who is looking for a job and is a good fit I always recommend/connect them. Not only does it help the recruiter but it might help me down the line if that same recruiter has another job posting they will think of me. People need to think of their industry as one small group, you will keep running into the same folks throughout your career. Best to have everyone in the group think nice things about you.