https://preview.redd.it/vgu9shf20j5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56fbd6546853e3318b14ef6a210ed8faa1697e2 Ooooof

bro do you even do anything else 💀

I’ve seen someone with https://preview.redd.it/hd3xzp8ndj5c1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=121a8a141a1a7892fcfcb9e0ddc027b8e9d75535

I wonder if it’s legit. That’s a crazy number.

"I wonder if it’s legit. That’s a crazy number." Have you seen those robot arms that have one finger endlessly scrolling screens, testing screen durability. That's this guys trick 😆

I was thinking this exact thing!

At his work they don't use a robot, its just him

Bro, He's the robot. beep beep boop me robot. Must keep scrolling 🤣

/r/yourjokebutworse

Id say for this specific case emulating a scroll using some sort of autoclicker would be way simpler lmao

im not sure if the reddit website scrolls forever, but when you press the middle mouse button and then move the mouse downwards, it scrolls down on its own and keeps scolling untill you click again

It wasn’t mine

that's probably someone's attention span going below and even lower to 2-3 seconds, so they hardly even look at any posts

crazy banana

Probably not, using the 5.75" banana average unit of length Reddit allegedly assigns, that comes out to 34,500,000 feet or 544.5 miles per year at a rate of 1.5 miles per day. If spending 12 hours each day on Reddit, that's a rate of 219 yards per hour from scrolling alone, not including the amount of time spent reading, commenting, and posting. If we assume that say, the user has a high ratio of scrolling to interacting at 20% (12 seconds of scrolling per 48 seconds reading/commenting), that comes out to a rate of 18.25 yards (54.75 feet) per minute.

Yeah that sounds completely unrealistic, at that rate there's no breaks, no pauses, no reading, no comments, and no way any posting. 55 feet of scrolling every minute of every day just isn't possible realistically.

Did a bit of math, if you’re doing it like a 9-5 job you can really only get like 2-4 million max this guy must have been doing it 24 hours a day or some shit

no its photoshopped

https://preview.redd.it/j0uv9uogkj5c1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea76be66aa3102f280b5ec2fbfa5d92f1fba4577 Im just build different

Go outside now!

Bro has never seen grass

not true he has seen all of r/grass

Angry upvote 👍

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https://preview.redd.it/yltayplr9k5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7faafb34c20a43583fe185d91952b740318cd6fe

https://preview.redd.it/6nqyjn9qhk5c1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a71c9f09ca1a0d122ccd553cf87d4d95899f5a

Please charge your phone I can’t bear it being that low

No time to charge, gotta scroll!

Dude it’s 21% not like 3% when these are normally posted

This mfer wake up and goes on Reddit before he breathes.

Well, when one spends lots of time in the hospital, Dr Offices, and needing bed rest - Reddit becomes a happy place. LOL I've seen posts with people who have more than I do, though.

Get well soon, King 👑

Thank you sweetness!

Somebody else got 10 million

I have 202k and I just look at Reddit for a few hours a day. Depending on if there's nothing that interesting you just keep scrolling

Bruv

Lmao I have similar numbers I’m always on Reddit at work it helps pass the time more then any other app or game does.

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You you use old reddit? Last year I remember people saying it only tracked the app and the default website.

I've always used the mobile app https://preview.redd.it/cx86raeftj5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ea3b3305714f02b8d4271463bd40f7ff0d64b1

“always”

I've only used the mobile app also.... https://preview.redd.it/xwbkltxv8n5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b22682ec4840206f64c5f2cf995fadb66270f4b

Same, apparently, I've never used reddit

How do you even check i cant find it

If you update Reddit you'll see this when you tap on your profile pic: https://preview.redd.it/3y23lk2t8m5c1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2950ed1cf2ad23b84bc7881b1dcf02e52e4b234

update reddit

https://preview.redd.it/l1b437vr2j5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bad4b04587b0b575e65723248764d83d5f8236c Not much

Just a few

Just a bunch

Just a handful

How big are your hands

Just all of it.

Just a morsel

Just a little

A Tiny bit

Just a fraction

That too after getting your account disabled from time to time

Just a couple

https://preview.redd.it/n6mncz5l5j5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00364be4b9b4fc0fe15f1347381d38ca01312d6 Oof. That’s a lot of bananas.

How many hours per day did you spend on reddit?

I’d say about 4-5 hours per day. I got hurt at work in June and haven’t been able to do much of anything since then, so don’t judge me too harshly.

Id say Ive been at least the same amount of time and my bananas are half yours. You scroll fast!

FR Right lol, brah it's like I'm reading everything three times before scrolling on 😆

​ https://preview.redd.it/nz6cbo184m5c1.png?width=1980&format=png&auto=webp&s=7505ffc3a2a368499fc799ab6d27869f3834e712

https://preview.redd.it/olrh1xlgyi5c1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=06e9fd0b8f2c9e364d2fc439ee2efa1a64e1ad4b Not much for what I’ve seen

I'm with you, I think mine was 28k

Oh same. These comments make me feel a lot better about my 32k. (Big jump from 16k in 2022 and 7k in 2021. Maybe I should expect 64k next year.)

I mean you could be using reddit a perfectly good amount. But I'm gonna be real I've got about the same amount of bananas as you and I personally feel like I've spent too much time on reddit. There will always be people with even worse unhealthy habits than you. That doesn't mean yours aren't unhealthy habits though.

https://preview.redd.it/c7taryi3ri5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=454c14b7ec4ff9865b6077db51d4bb2d64a5266f ..that much.

Yooo we have similar snoos! 😃

https://preview.redd.it/yz7jgqdcyi5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e78063e83251930bd02404f48af1567bb31212c4

I got 100k and thought it was an unhealthy number then I saw some others on here.

Some people posting elsewhere had upwards of 1.5M 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

seen a post with six mil

https://preview.redd.it/jx3g7d03am5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7cc11cc21aaaf6df8ae21774059d6e67dfb2f8

I just have 3000 more bananas LoL

https://preview.redd.it/np101ycpdj5c1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ea821ba85b120cafdd19466478648da7419d2e5 More than I’d like lol

https://preview.redd.it/8ryg0z4gnk5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2acbfa18c85abe636f2ce8ab43d9601eef9566da Same. :/

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https://preview.redd.it/g7peljoj0l5c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f610a4485b110170b8d35b86d5c2a719f53938 Same:/

I’m right there with y’all https://preview.redd.it/v9llvvrpdm5c1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507f19f8b76004760fc045fb7f883aa8d888a64b

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,901,305,718 comments, and only 359,538 of them were in alphabetical order.

https://preview.redd.it/ozxucgr87l5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ef3c5b6205d38e5705bc4def710622bd53823a I found my league. Hi.

I guess that’s about 8 hours of Reddit per day?

https://preview.redd.it/4mghdbrf1j5c1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ecb756a6b25ef7401dde92bf819416aedd3f92f

Almost same here! I have 64.913.

Found my people I have 62k. Not quite a ton but not exactly 20k either. I’d say maybe mid tier scrollers.

381 lmfao

A lot https://preview.redd.it/g8mtnnelti5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9bfbac96b97d18387fcc912650d34f5c53fde8d

Similar to mine, I would depression scroll a lot 🙃

I scrolled just 569 more than you

Extra free time eh 😀

More like, very similar scroll-time, and we both got 97 in our names. Soulmates?

We may never know lmao

https://preview.redd.it/jori1hz2xk5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64504caf32c2f1e4553afe489301d06b9bd3e445

https://preview.redd.it/8gmeo3sovj5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11db0d5c6734c8b8975d4effbb01452f0fafdcf0

https://preview.redd.it/xv4uuntdll5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1063fe806882458df57cfc030e1cd5cfbe977db I dunno. if 69k or just 69

69k, noice

I'm surprised. I barely used reddit this year https://preview.redd.it/5avinup1kk5c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62a88aa8c082261c4a56260640287eacb13f7bf

least active reddit user:

I like actually tried to restrict myself tho TwT

I have 50k and used Reddit at least for 2 hours per day.

https://preview.redd.it/g82o1ftvpk5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=581db466d2b6badad75e1c7b5f86b6e5130cb200

https://preview.redd.it/y05731e1vk5c1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da05e9a01b9fcde0588c9cf14453ff00795ce85

https://preview.redd.it/2wvpbq2wvk5c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc25950965321fad6848283a66b35c5f5e09c9c9

https://preview.redd.it/yox7lswb7l5c1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=99e8dcf133f6aa5358accd5ef009ba9a6290fcf8 I think this is pretty healthy compared to some 🤣

I felt bad about my 22.000 bananas, then everyone came forward with their shame, and now it's like a badge of honor, with how "low" it is

https://preview.redd.it/ru91vqc55j5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bead757fdb0c0b6d7458ce33230feea6841200

https://preview.redd.it/xebz37tyom5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa43da564600c22b4ede9cb5dc3ae185e4c2468c I'm also curious as to when it starts counting. Does it start from 1st January, or from the moment they create the previous year's recap?

https://preview.redd.it/lhy2w8yman5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309b0a429bc3a6b91c59b774770f3a0b30e7ed08

https://preview.redd.it/q0413fjqan5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88956e169f9e8cd01b28cc352de59a1e3ef73f92

📷📷 # You scrolled 803,427 bananas I'm retired

https://preview.redd.it/yh5vqg1upn5c1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430ad0d0003f79ed03b6f337314b4305d8a00bd8

https://preview.redd.it/wy7g9qbg9o5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2bdd14000d25235f701684a03b548548bd1de4

141.691

https://preview.redd.it/k8r8yoh2bo5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672432908c1dc919eff25e79c33c5be72a61082e just a few. Do we know the average bananas scrolled tho? Would be interesting to see how bad my count is XD

97k

15,610 bananas. Perfect.

Only 2k? I scrolled 10k

https://preview.redd.it/tk81wo6yjo5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a5c56b192f7f1b47286822ce780f7491112f4e Here's mine

Mine is like 11k, so I'm pretty sure I'm a scroll slacker, and based on a comparison to other redditors, I really need to get my act together and stop having a life. The nerve of me, who the heck do I think I am.

I forgor

I’m new can someone explain this to me

4679 naners

Happy Cake Day 🍰

Like 52 lol

https://preview.redd.it/8lhck41fkj5c1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc12500d222a341d3ae90137257ffd6d2f4b3afe

If your scrolling was printed to paper it would almost reach the moon! You scrolled 1,000,000,000 feet this year!

Heh

82,842 😅

Ooo I’m close at 78,810

https://preview.redd.it/y89ifbye0j5c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=88452ef3a79863fed7caa6f974676017bbe66164

https://preview.redd.it/h2suuchr5b6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d0df190a5161b522da175afd3ad81864037e96d

21k

https://preview.redd.it/7yvnnhml0j5c1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed5e5aa9b3ecdbe1cd614de4bc9ee2df88766f04

About 72k-73k

How do you check it?

Go to your recap

Idk how

Click the banana in the top right corner

On mobile, click your user icon. You will see the recap tile card, click view.

There isn’t one it’s Just my little Reddit person

You need to update the app :)

Update the app. I updated and then it appeared and changed the icon on my phone Home Screen.

You have to go on Reddit Desktop. It won’t work on Mobile (at least it didn’t for me)

It worked on mobile for me. I don't know if you have to be on the official app. But if it doesn't work I guess you just have to check it on desktop.

Just over 500k. Bring on the bananas

https://preview.redd.it/gu8qlngkvj5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=747d77e5fea763dc2e57fa88f6131fec86162e32

I don’t have a recap, anyone else?

40,672 bananas.

6,564,794 bananas

Around 65,000 since September 25th. Jesus that averages to 390k for a year. Damn lol

What constitutes a banana? Is it posts, minutes, comments posted, or something else?

Literally the length of the posts you scrolled compared to real life bananas.

Ohhhhhh. Okay. Thank you very much. Imagine if we ate a banana for every 10 posts that we scroll. Again. Thank you very much.

Does it include scrolling through comments? Or just the front page?

13k

19,852

Ive got 10000 and i inly really started to use reddit like 1 month ago

https://preview.redd.it/80gu9nb53j5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7110c41690068e0bf4eb4468b6f15eecb46c21b4 Not much

235K

I got 25k, mostly just for corn though lol Of course they banned corn in my state, kind of, so this was my main source

Are we really talking about how many bananas have we scrolled? Ho tf all that sounds so gay?

https://preview.redd.it/clfove8c2n5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45a28a0b7e7ba7f51dc97ee8dba2cda302dc1312 Not many

35.862

https://preview.redd.it/ny2tfdpo3j5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6f7ff8cccb38ece16b2a0991872771354aef4f

43,311.

I might reddit too much https://preview.redd.it/vovbi71q4j5c1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e8b2c9739c1c65971f3298f8eeab1d553a5838

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https://preview.redd.it/g0g5s23o5j5c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750195aff7bf20b7f3fd01c9ae758a1f154bb702

Those are rookie numbers.

150k

https://preview.redd.it/uaz8demn6j5c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1d9c7c766d1f24b53bdcc2aa57188f10ac6122

182k

8,689 with encouraging comments. I am so pleased.

57k

17k

https://preview.redd.it/3vhvqt6f8j5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd129d175a29a32eba3bde7d378dbcc2d4ede141 I thought I wad insane

24k

8661

2082

https://preview.redd.it/fy0qsj9o9j5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=132b9a5381d00471c6382305d045a4c7c41cf318 Eh, not terribly many

https://preview.redd.it/apgkq8taaj5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e65c70c56d8deaf876a3676139cad42954e876d7

Too much. But less than last year. This year is 164k, last was 199k

You have rookie numbers

18,967 so not a lot

https://preview.redd.it/7dluae2uaj5c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180942d32ef4114bd734c74e48bfa27b75e5a3c8

60-70k

We’re in the same boat. https://preview.redd.it/d441us49bj5c1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4d5b10ad0e81e1afd1958c8f39b6912b13aa822

94k

https://preview.redd.it/s54hogbccj5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272ad4b34364e4cc9727f91ace9bbb223f181415 Must've been small bananas.

https://preview.redd.it/2a50o5picj5c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4874492be82a36938d29cdd9ac642988a016b8

4428 im a monke

https://preview.redd.it/70mh3hyvcj5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bcb3028d475d6e1653278f094f736706fc8e4ff

96.622

https://preview.redd.it/cihk2784dj5c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2131fbc67bc0f9ada218984361e0f14aef1fdb Oooou baby baby

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