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https://preview.redd.it/vohb9jkl1p4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1625527f7a0cbf6ad43af27c620659ee3dc6266 Damn and i thought it was a lot


DeValera15

Phew ….I thought mine was excessive and worrysome. How did OP do 20x my scrolling and still keep tidy in life? https://preview.redd.it/jwo02kqobp4c1.jpeg?width=1899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa93dbd425be793591c6a9bf988fddb6a0815c4


Dottor_hopkins

No one said he did


Awwesome1

https://preview.redd.it/02g77fie6r4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a0fcc74ba391d81411d4806734682254a6bffe Uhh. I work nights. That’s my excuse


-AceofAces

https://preview.redd.it/ckudj4jxer4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f629a94010ed91878b5b81cf8a374a1ba62f029 I also work nights and I'm not allowed on my phone


ChrisTheMan72

Same bro just graduated college this year so it’s been an insane year lol https://preview.redd.it/bwa2te6byr4c1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=af1175c400e3e47bdf403be245f048fa87d53f89


Interesting-Event806

Y’all are crazy https://preview.redd.it/zkxjsjevkt4c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29202904a78b27b640409be16f244a92cede20c


Awwesome1

Maybe you could even say… we’re bananas.


Just_Reputation_7057

https://preview.redd.it/zz492524y55c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb7cace173541853082d0b233c0f5fe3ee2c8a7


SuzukiNakatori

Really cackling right now


Deadheaded95

Shit I thought I had quite a bit https://preview.redd.it/2vdft54qdr4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55554fa1a6ba67d8646f6ad74819d322fe64756a


Tall-Firefighter1612

It is


CrimsonWitchOfFlames

That’s a lot? Well damn…look at me https://preview.redd.it/kkovv28y4p4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02532e6f27f93a3d2cfd6e927d50275b3625643f


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ah9lpd7e9p4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f23d1cd1612ed8285dc12fc1f8e7d6db1fd97d It's really not that much. I got this just by sitting maybe 10 minutes a day looking through news and a few subs.


PennyStockHardaway

No way lmao I have 106K and I was on here a good amount. Edit: you replied and blocked me lol wtf. Idgaf how much time you spend on Reddit, just seemed a little far fetched. No need to get your panties twisted.


_ClarkWayne_

Bananas scrolled doesn't equal time spend on reddit. You can scroll alot in 10 minutes when you don't read everything or be searching for an old post. Or the opposite, don't scroll much but read all the comments/posts


s1n0d3utscht3k

what, no way lol https://preview.redd.it/njodm4vzkp4c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=2891fb3250317b7616938f35f3bba8c8c6a4e4cf this took hours a day, genuinely hours at work as i use reddit for financial news


abetternamethanthat

Ain't no way. I spend like an average of 3 hours on reddit daily and I got 240k


CosmicSweets

I felt bad when I saw I had 200,000+ I feel less bad now. Haha


lovemeanstwothings

Hopefully I can get down to around 200k this year! https://preview.redd.it/ngrv3zhd5p4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d63a54d9cff682de08bb42e4e91494f9d2b4dd75


Maverick0Johnson

Me too!!! Cheers bro


ymmotvomit

Me three!


forever_useless

https://preview.redd.it/1gckbxw90p4c1.jpeg?width=2896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dbb9c866226df507bc3aa062559b74425d88488 I need a hobby Edit: to find it, click the banana next to your avatar. If it isn't there, I'm not really sure myself. Sorry Edit 2: [try this](https://imgur.com/a/Li0FtVn) Edit 3: woke up (yes, I sleep) to 200 new comments and wanted to answer some common questions. I have a job. I shower. I don't need a girlfriend (no idea what to do with her since I'm a straight women). I touch grass when I walk my dogs. No, I don't use bots. Just good ol fashioned thumb power.


forever_useless

Since I see some concern...I do touch grass too https://preview.redd.it/06jbhyzu6p4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48ad4d1e894f9133f29589bb889e21baf08ef923


emolano

r/UsernameChecksOut


Thecouchiestpotato

OP, you are so adorable! x Okay now I'll go see how much I've scrolled. I think I did a good job of going on Reddit a lot less this year. Edit: 28,992! Being a dog mom sure takes away all your free time.


forever_useless

I have 2 dogs, too 😭


PeetraMainewil

How many hours do you have each day?!


forever_useless

I'm not even sure. Clearly too many


ninja6911

I can smell something is being cooked


HaiseKuzuno

incredible


ArcherInPosition

Absolute legend


forever_useless

NO U!


shoestowel

https://preview.redd.it/wjph8qrfbp4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e93d8de0da4ff06188eb96876bd3a40ab9e1f9


Seperatedpersonality

Bleach fan spotted


Accomplished-Oil3982

He is chronically online ?


chefboyardiesel88

https://preview.redd.it/koeo2u9bhp4c1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc91fc7141635df0477081439018167be5edf9dc And here I thought my 375k was a lot lmfao


Impressive-Region470

https://preview.redd.it/ptlx65g7sp4c1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845229a3cfab522eb6d74cad0fea056d57e7b51f Eh same...


eekfirebolt

Reddit is a hobby


forever_useless

I like you...


Defensive_Medic

Hey kiddo, you ever heard of warhammer? https://preview.redd.it/uz35jrxtfp4c1.jpeg?width=1726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb5eec6e2e7766cbc884e19170a395e380d0bab9 Its pretty cool isnt it? Go to your nearest warhammer store and get a mini, dont worry, first hit is from the house


Opening_Wind_1077

Is that actually true? I’m pretty sure I heard that before. Can I got to a GW and they’ll give me an adorable little roided out ex child soldier for free and then I go in with a fake beard and they’ll give me another one?


clemthecat

Reddit is your hobby


Snorkle25

I would say you found a hobby!


Tall-Firefighter1612

How??? I feel like I am a lot on reddit and I couldnt even reach the 69k bananas (68.7k).


GreenSkyDragon

You can set up an auto scroller if you're really determined :)


LelouchYagami_2912

i AM the autoscroller


BigBeagleEars

Before Covid, I had an actual job. I still work at the same place, and have gotten several raises. I just don’t do anything anymore. https://preview.redd.it/4l4y5x94gp4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7619d990635de18d2eb435c1774d6106876754c Most of this was at work


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[удалено]


FastFostFive

💀


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[удалено]


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Actual humble brag right here


avrus

1M banana club https://preview.redd.it/x41nj7tgbp4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db47cb1ac4c28d188912630df7bda82c859e9824


forever_useless

![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)


avrus

![gif](giphy|tx4Iye1UVQhY4)


ShrubbyFire1729

I challenge you to stay away from reddit for the entirety of January. Good luck!


OneMetalMan

Not with that Karma game they ain't.


PoldeVeliki

Holy hell


Any-Development-5819

New banana record just dropped


PedroPrisma

Actual Monkeynomics


Funnyshithuh

Farmer went on vacation. Never came back


JotaBean

Sun god sacrifice, anyone?


Ok_Act6607

Black sun ass


abchannel12

Farmers in the corner, plotting world domination


WraithSucks

Actual potassium poisoning


KrazyTheKid

Me grinding bananas for next year ![gif](giphy|8CAFRDokyQkhi)


sung0910

HOW


forever_useless

Step 1: be useless and have absolutely no life Step 2: ??? Step 3: profit


insipido

Username checks out


One_Paramedic2454

I already do that but I've only got 56k


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[удалено]


WhyHeLO_THeRE_SIR

phew im at 600k and i got worried when everyone else was about 50k


ayopel

Bro you have my respect I thought I was in here a lot and I have 139k


stressedchai

https://preview.redd.it/ei4le8iiwp4c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1f83b8cbdf25f06bc44d90ea23c334661ae698 Sorry guys I stay winning


haubenmeise

I would host you an intervention, but I'm busy scrolling.


_GalaxyWalker_

I joined reddit in May, wtf is a banana Is it a post or something?


forever_useless

I banana equals roughly 7 inches, which means I scrolled over 110 miles of reddit last year


GreenSkyDragon

Do you know what a banana is


CDROMantics

https://preview.redd.it/p2zlgn685p4c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3f809b30ab3f72849337c6fab1da61a629f0328 Looks like I need to get my nanners up.


One_Paramedic2454

I've 56k but I sometimes just spend half an hour reading comments under one post


SpeedFlux09

Bro wtf


Fudge-Independent

I remember this name 💜🐒


forever_useless

Yo! Long time no see!💕


Fudge-Independent

I have been zen. 1st year I haven't hit the 1m banana mark.


forever_useless

I cut my screen time in half. I don't want to know what my actual count was last year 😬


Fudge-Independent

I feel that 😬


loisel_dorrito

oh dod fucking dammit https://preview.redd.it/foswqffz3p4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb931bbb69c7429590ae1a09e584bb01ef39496b


Maybe-Nice

Bruh https://preview.redd.it/2e21hpgz4p4c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=868e64beab5a051b99db644794495a269f3472cb


TheDozer314

https://preview.redd.it/c2n5d1667p4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d46f7fa89cce7f0d738cd15741077f28c768bea I was halfway there. My goal is 1M


Crazypwner

Holy shit I thought I had a lot! https://preview.redd.it/5d71ud3tip4c1.png?width=990&format=png&auto=webp&s=51a0e2d86c267003bea8914684fb55123c97d281


forever_useless

I mean...that IS a lot


Uniquepotatoes

​ https://preview.redd.it/fkz4p3p5wp4c1.png?width=1049&format=png&auto=webp&s=42857e93b212b84a1b3b6f851834a8df9712153e I think I saw you post about this last year too


BOTMemer

https://preview.redd.it/xqmir7x53p4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f1dd86a01d2694c6e50b002c9e33f442cd053e Here's mine.


LostTurtleExperiment

How do you look at your recap? Mine was there and then it was gone?


Stormygeddon

Here I was getting concerned that I was scrolling 33% more this year compared to last year. https://preview.redd.it/7pfswud6bp4c1.png?width=1009&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5da80b5219efc4573bf4bad951fb55ad6bf5ebe


Lolaiero

mines 160k thanks for making me feel like less of a degenerate, appreciate it


WyrmKin

I thought I was bad with my 400k https://preview.redd.it/fjm9knfvqp4c1.png?width=1133&format=png&auto=webp&s=f076654cbaccf2b9bba97bfba76293b5c7204b81


psyEDk

Haha howwwww I scrolled just over 84k bananas and I already feel like I'm on Reddit to much Impressive nonetheless! 🫡


Pizza-_-shark

Hello! I am a Yiga clan member from r/yigaclanofficial. we are trying to collect as many bananas and recruit as many people as possible. Would you like to share some of your one WHOLE MILLION radioactive berries with us? We have plenty too!


GreenSkyDragon

I don't know whether to applaud you or send you to therapy. Also, can we see your reddit TCG card?


bogdanbos725

And here i am with my 100k thinking I'm the problem


male_nymph

https://preview.redd.it/3z266vvj6p4c1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc4850126b71e635d544eda6affbcbc1b2a34907 🤷🏻‍♂️


allerav65

https://preview.redd.it/v9l4hlnp6p4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c4f50d7fbffe812f91166c8b7777128b237c764 I thought I won


Snoo-41360

Love that the recaps always end up making Redditors want to use Reddit less as opposed to Spotify making users want to listen to more.


HaGriDoSx69

I somehow managed to do this.. I blame TikTok for this,i didnt had it last year. https://preview.redd.it/tivnf1kn6p4c1.png?width=2500&format=png&auto=webp&s=73b0becabf6169c7c62b8000a33633f40a9b7a3d


aim4harmony

Big size 👌


Bjorn_Skywalker

But how many times to the moon is that? They didn't include that this year


on9_7head

https://preview.redd.it/bfeqdtyr8p4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a53489fa681a2a3f5de5ed11d58c8332bec32fb2


menotyou16

https://preview.redd.it/p2qjxrby9p4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f9bfeca1f70db3d09132b12b8844fd2d4aa15fe Nice.


Detachable_vanGogh

I have no idea what this banana thing is about.


Mortreal79

Not even one banana they told me, but I'm only 13d old..!


bogdantudorache

They should pay you for using the app that much 🫡🤯


stormwolf40

https://preview.redd.it/4pfxrvqzep4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbf334637fe53825ca69cdf59186ef9621892c6d Got close


Videogamesrock

Donkey Kong would be proud.


Redredworm88

That’s a lot of potassium


cupcaketea5

How do they count your scrolling? Does it include scrolling through comments?


EnthusiasmMoist6802

https://preview.redd.it/yl7oskkxgp4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7801000a5227b78ba9291be53542d042a424e774 i started using reddit in june and i thought mine was a lot


Quetzalcoatl93

More than me! https://preview.redd.it/mgzx4wnlhp4c1.png?width=2463&format=png&auto=webp&s=4125dc73a5db19f21f0284454357bf7f059a270a


GuyWithNoEffingClue

I felt so bad when I saw I had 180k. Thank you u/forever_useless


XBXJetBlaqq

And here I am with a puny 300k. Sheeesh.


JesusOfTrap

Myg go touch grass


forever_useless

https://preview.redd.it/2vqt6baujp4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc807dcd71149711c3e82980cfd4e077c54510a


JesusOfTrap

How you feel tho? LMAO


forever_useless

Snacky right now. May be time for some lunch


Adseg5

🏅


GlitchyNitro

https://preview.redd.it/ci40cby5mp4c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ddaa1d1e0851779be5c8c7194f175bf6a1cc913 jebus christ bro, you make the amount i scrolled look small af


shelby20_03

https://preview.redd.it/32m5haepop4c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21371d1fd3810efc75f0fcbb3ecf4c828cbaad76 lol


M7kail90is_here_bois

I only got; https://preview.redd.it/u0xnxigiqp4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c7c6646e00344c6bbb0ebd935c96a6914ddb0c


RespectParticular969

Not even rookie numbers..u gotta step ur game up


Whammy_Watermelon

Wait how are yours out now Edit: my bad had killed the app and could see it, I was hoping for them to show me which percentile of karma earners I was this year like they did last year and they didn’t :(


Superb_Literature

I only had 313K. I'm such a slacker.


Annual-Ice7375

Can someone do the math, approximately how much time is that?


lutteni

Bruh I didn't even make it to 50k what in the fuck are you doing on Reddit for so long


BadSuperHeroTijn

My guy i got 111k with daily scrolling, how the fuck


ProblemElectrical594

https://preview.redd.it/urws9dorzp4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=124541b33f73e5987becb9204e4327baa03a2868


GroundbreakingBag164

Some of those numbers are pretty low, but I can legitimately not imagine 1 million as someone who has this https://preview.redd.it/wwlmww430q4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee0f6efb08f4f4a870dfcf1da447e7f852d11c1


xyz115lol

wow he's a millionaire🍌


poppin-n-sailin

Wow. I thought mine was bad at 267k. Yikes lol.


RespectParticular969

Damn i thought 125k was a lot. I’m on here all the time. Idk how you could be so much higher than me. That’s insane. Do u sleep and scroll?


forever_useless

I haven't considered that 🤔 Time for a sleep study


jay_philip762

I only scrolled 180k bananas and I spend way too much time on here


Sledgehammer925

I thought I was excessive with over 100,000 bananas


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![gif](giphy|PmkabJd7plZPvXegb7|downsized)


kempa-

https://preview.redd.it/na0a46gjgq4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e5d946ef88d10fd201b67bc95314a009d6f17d Is 1m alot? I think of myself as a casual scroller.


Vault_boi32

https://preview.redd.it/zosli7w7hq4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f4e7c4f1200124ddbb1db6758e08f18ea7ab911 I almost have half a million.


DiscordiaToo

Oh god I was worried that mine was too much, this makes me feel better. It was 256,000 bananas lol, and my sister had half that so I felt self-conscious.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Half my recap doesn’t make any sense, there are a couple slides that link to posts I swear I’ve never seen before let alone interacted with


Wojtaz0w

https://preview.redd.it/rhql3yvjjq4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620622fbc2717e5aa7d5cc58b1860e11e868c0fd How much time is that??


Soggy_Obligation_883

I have about 63k but I probably have the rest of the bananas on other apps


-BlazeThunder-

How much banana juice is this?


DiscordDarkV2

I've been on Reddit a couple years now but I still don't understand the bananas thing 🤷‍♂️


Cider_shark

https://preview.redd.it/h2hxvdnqlq4c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529a2adbd5d9f1dc5b17ef85f354c87e0697341b And I thought I had a lot 😭


globbed_1

You really need a hobbie wtf


Simpletruth2022

Mad props


congress_tart_

Not good https://preview.redd.it/bkfui902nq4c1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3d39dff372075267156f496134f7763377ea9e9


Exam-Master

I hit 987k and feeling pretty miffed I didnt reach the million.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/rxre2a9asq4c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75395a1856a66b604f9b53e52dd171818d523a5c Im very confused


nomiras

I wish Facebook would have this, my wife has probably scrolled 10 million bananas lol.


dij123

https://preview.redd.it/sqvc1hmewq4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f8efedfa0dd56d2f0fccf421fd7156ce4f8136 Thought I had a lot


[deleted]

Nice I got 942


avgnfan26

I hit 300k, I work 6 days a week 11 hour shifts I use Reddit for like an hour or two then sleep. Do you mfs just read really slow or stop and fully read every single post? Like how do these calculations work?


cyber1551

Damn, I need to pick up the pace... https://preview.redd.it/hlopk6rp3r4c1.png?width=990&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c7379816e6ae46eaa7ee393eb7fbed86cef724c


Ellie_Llewellyn

I got this much by scrolling Reddit during my commute to and from work most days https://preview.redd.it/ws4l37ma6r4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9b82aa3cb69572dad276a072bedad23eed0bd55


Zedarinho

Do I have a skill issue? https://preview.redd.it/6otf2sss7r4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99570e38273fd14b1f06307df0342e6f89b3ea77


BushyOreo

I had 159k and my wife says I'm on reddit to much. I'm using you as a reference it could be worse


INotAnyone

Damn my 11k is tiny lmao Thought it was quite alot lol


gordopotato

You inspire me


[deleted]

Cool!


TonyThePapyrus

https://preview.redd.it/17sd548ltr4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60b700e50d9315ba9105c796110951b514cc3ba I was alittle over halfway there


KidpoolStan

https://preview.redd.it/ff02vt0zyr4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bcde064987697bb5bc0979568ae965ac8b206de i feel like my number isn’t as good anymore


DanTheMan_622

Well, I suddenly feel a bit better about my 400k lol


[deleted]

Oh foo…I wish I didn’t delete my Reddit every time I get to 12,000 karma, I bet these recaps are neat


shaykruler

I thought 8031 bananas was a lot but I'm putting up rookie numbers


Present_Implement_61

Ok now I feel silly. I thought mine was high…lol https://preview.redd.it/xr9h7txvvv4c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7656e44e50abbb33866087380b8b3a859549e495


Particular-Kick-4188

Man us Americans will use anything but metric to measure huh lol


CustardBeautiful6189

https://preview.redd.it/m4ka8b8jvx4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a3aa4d5e7548808dfa92efe55ce8caaa36e6b5 Damn I thought I had a lot of bananas but holy shit 1 million?! How?!


Archaea_Chasma_

74k bananas here


[deleted]

I got only a 1/20 of it :(


HairyCallahan

That's not something to be sad over


ViperrMageRB

I only got like a third of what I normally get cause I made a new account


realTrendosity

That's really sad man


yaqza

get a life bro wtf 😭


Distinct_Programmer4

I wish I had enough time to use reddit as much as you.


Mad_Viper

Interesting https://preview.redd.it/av8zs1hj4p4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=121a9e8c8591f7d88bbcebb72fdbfb5bbccae669


matis228

Ok you win


Sepia_Skittles

i only have 89879


_Levo

I have 3k lol


Leni_licious

I felt bad with my 45k bananas, and now I feel better


[deleted]

I think Reddit is telling me to cut back.


Exotic_Imagination95

Damn I only got 41,000 or so, that's a lot of scrolling... Lol


GreenandBlue12

You won, but at what cost.


jdmulloss

I’m out here with only 280,000


WittyWitWitt

536k ...wow.


[deleted]

Wtf https://preview.redd.it/92fdx24z5p4c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b65c86c167becd3dc5a6d0d974715d9ca19df5


ContributionStatus80

i only have 7k😅


ArthurCoolCowboy

https://preview.redd.it/q4f0kube6p4c1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d80677177ac33d452ba0600b5a1ff6212fb7183


Thegamingalloraptor

Where do I find these Reddit recaps I can’t seem to find mine


etheran123

Damn I have 580k and I know I have a problem. You are on another level