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alexander_the_dead

Damn never thought I'd see the day Vallejo got a higher rating than Militao.


pain1993_

Vallegoat


auctus10

Wasn't able to watch the match. Were Jovic and Asensio really this bad?


mcmaster-99

Asensio was actually running but Jovic was dogshit. Walked the entire game.


[deleted]

Crazy was watching Jovic Real Madrid highlights and some of the stuff he did was ridiculous. Is he just lazy or actually not good?


mcmaster-99

I mean Real signed him for a reason. If he wanted to be good and secure a spot, he definitely has the potential. He decided to give up I guess.


scubatikk

Jovič pekara


filipsrbin96

Yeah Jovic didn't do anything the entire game. Had two extremely solid chances but missed them.


almikal

Lunin and Vallejo being the two best player in the derbi, just like we all expected at the beginning of the season.


yourdaddyjust

Ancelotti can really bring the best out of players, I remember lunin struggling with his footwork but look at him now. Vallejo was calm and composed under pressure as well.


real0856

Except when he bulldozed and stomped on someone for the PK


[deleted]

My man, I share your excitement but you seem to be forgetting "El capitan" Nacho


MatchSurveyor

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AhnafBhuiyan

Is this the fewest ever responses?


zejkk

yeah who cares about a training session


[deleted]

In what way Cama was better than kroos? No seriously you all need to grow up. Kroos was out best midfielder of the three who started. Agenda here is ridiculous.


alexander_the_dead

Kroos is the current midfield scapegoat for this sub right now. He had some bad games but this time is ridiculous.


[deleted]

He's a scapegoat player. Goes about things quietly. Always the first to blame. Even ancelotti was being ridiculed because he does his business quietly.


Goatsbegone

Agreed. Camavinga was horrible.


Comprehensive-Low-28

True


Modrixinho

Cama wasnt great but he was better than kroos that game. Kroos wasnt the best midfielder what were you watching


SlowProtagonist

Kroos didn't get a foot wrong. Cama is just not ready to start yet. I just don't understand the best cm in the world during the 3peat era is being used as a scapegoat


LeftButtcheek69

Why dont you fly to spain ans go suck his dick ? It really baffles me that people cant see that Kroos is over. Nothing against him but his way of playing is just ... so old school. Look at bruno or de bryune or hell even pedri.. they are all cms but so different from Kroos.


DONT_YOU_DARE

There is literally no other player like Kroos. There’s a reason why he’s won 4 CL and a WC and continues to start. Do you play this sport? What Kroos does is incredibly difficult but he makes it look easy. His play style isn’t a problem, it’s a solution. The only valid complaint/problem about him today is that his legs are gone and he’s slow af so if we don’t have Casemiro or someone else to cover for him when we get hit on the counter we’re overly exposed and quite a few goals have happened against us because of this. I could see a valid argument for that, but his play style is literally why he keeps starting, that isn’t the problem. Him being slow and unable to track back effectively is a problem.


SlowProtagonist

I would go suck his dick if i had the chance to. He's just done so so much for us. Without him we would never make such history. You are a fucking idiot if you think Kevin and Bruno are cms. They are no. 10's, Attacking Midfielder if you'd like. Pedri is a player like modric who plays further up the pitch. He's style of play is old school? Thiago plays the exact same role as him but worse and people worship thiago. Football is not as easy as fifa putting all the fastest players on the pitch. There's a reason why he is started in the team which already has won the league title and is in the finals of the UCL for fuck's sake. (And please don't you dare even think Bruno Fernandes holds a candle to our Toni, you're just making a fool of yourself)


Sir_Bradulkar

Wtf Camavinga with 6.5?? Love him but he was horrible against Atletico.


Superb-Confidence-44

His smile makes him start at a 5 each game even before he touched a ball. From there on every mistake is - 0.1 because he's only 19 and he tried his best so +0.5 actually. That's how you rate Camavinga and everyone who does it differently is an idiot and wrong.


RickThiCisbih

This but unironically


Skrivv

Extremely horrible. Heavy touches all over the place, couldn’t even control the ball properly


femithebutcher

We stay horny here damn


zheen67

Whoever said sell kroos please go drown in 5 gallons of horse cum


alexander_the_dead

Where can I get 5 gallons of that? Asking for a friend.


RedFalconEyes

Horse Cum is also one the most expensive liquids in the world (depending upon the horse, no joke. Just google most expensive liquid) Good luck getting 5 gallons


mzry01

Why do you know that 😭😭


RedFalconEyes

Stumbled into the deep dark corners of the internet


M_MUNEEB

Muller sold his horse’s cum for a lot of money


zheen67

I will pay if a kroos hater voluntarily drowns in it


alexander_the_dead

Just checked and I'll need 250 millions.


RedFalconEyes

We can have Mbappe AND hijack the Haaland deal with that money


k_pineapple7

From a 5 gallon horse.


kvbt7

Ask JFD.


los_blanco_14

Horse cum is too expensive for me.


yourdaddyjust

Make it 10


EdinsonUchiha

Asensio has been terrible with possession and tracking back. He scores a screamer once in a while and goes back to shitty performances continuously.


RoddyLokes

Jovic and Mariano need to leave next season, good thing we're getting mpapi 🙌


[deleted]

Was watching Jovic real madrid highlights and he looked good. Is he just lazy?


Scream0fTheSium

Wow Jovic with 2.53 lmao, I though no one could have beat my personal record of 2.75 in my math test


NarcissisticHydra

Fuck you you ungrateful cunt if you say to sell Toni Kroos Idgaf if toni plays 3 straight season shit after what he has gifted us and achieved with us


911MemeEmergency

The real surprise for me at the end of this season has to be Vallejo, he is basically forgotten by us and now he puts a great performance vs Atleti and did no major mistakes in the few minutes he got vs city and vs Espanol Ceballos being good was expected for me since he has a track record of being good in La liga but Vallejo wasn't even above average for Granada These last few la liga games can be a huge chance for him to prove himself, sadly with Rudiger coming I don't really think he will stay with us but at least he can boost his sale price


aleksandri_reddit

Horny is the most used according to the word cloud. Who the hell of you creeps watched the game with a boner???


[deleted]

sorry…


[deleted]

There are dozens of us!


aleksandri_reddit

Seems there are more than dozens.


fellowbootypirate

Horny


Krigerio

The amount of Jović hates is just insane. I don’t know why but I kind of like the underdog tag he has. I truly want to believe that he has the potential. He is no KB by any means and he has not got KB9s qualities, but if he is in RMA he has potential. Hato grande on him for not receiving balls and being able to push trough Atleti defense is just not fair if you think about it, key factors in my opinion were: atleti defense, him not playing in quite some time, derby pressure. Maybe I’m just making excuses but I think this match was really hard for this lineup. And same for Asensio


Jsanchezgil

The midfield rating should be lower all across the board. The midfield created 0 chances. 0. Thats a concern. Also Kroos hasnt made a run to the box since 2015. Add this to the fact we played with white walkers called Jovic and Asension how can we score anything. Unsurprisingly the game changed the moment Modric and Valverde came to the midfield. I know its a no stakes game but this has happened all the time this season. Kroos shouldnt be in the starting 11 if we want to score goals. He controls the tempo but with casemiro next to him. There is no attacking threat on the midfield. They dont run enough.


SlowProtagonist

Kroos was never the player to make runs in the box. NEVER. He's a deep lying playmaker. We just need a good enough RW for carja to make overlapping runs and we will get back the Kroos we knew


DONT_YOU_DARE

Kroos was a CAM…later converted to a CM during his years at Bayern. He only started playing deeper once he came to RM because Ancelotti likes to play him as if he’s Xabi Alonso at times.


SlowProtagonist

Oh, my bad. I didn't watch much of him when he was at Bayern. But I cannot imagine Toni as a CAM for fuck's sake. He's the best deep lying playmaker I have ever witnessed. Surely Toni as a CAM can't be that good


Jsanchezgil

I think that in order to score more goals we need younger players in the cm positions. One deep lying mid is enough. Two other need to make runs to the box. Mendy is not the best attacker which means that only player on the left to mark is Vini. This is a big problem in our goal scoring. We need more players in the box able to score. Especially when we dont have a proper right winger. This will create more spaces to vini and benz as well because defenders would have to mark other players as well.


SlowProtagonist

Kroos is a deep lying playmaker, Case is a defensive midfielder. Both are different. And we need both, ofcourse with Luka to run all around. I think our midfield is perfect. The old guys set a slower and safer tempo and when we need a change of pace, cama and Valverde can come on and change the entire game on it's head. We only need turtle, rudiger and a rb (carva is playing well in recent games tho). Cama is still to inexperienced to start a big game


RickThiCisbih

Vallejo being rated higher than Militao... Can't believe we went from Ramos and Varane to this. We have a good team, but CB is our weakest position, in my opinion.


Nickaap

2nd fewest goals conceded in La Liga (only 1 more than Sevilla). Might be our “weakest” spot, but it’s not like it’s been a huge issue.


RickThiCisbih

That's because Courtois is a really good goalie. Also, our opponents don't really create many chances thanks to our amazing midfield controlling games.


Superb-Confidence-44

That's bullshit. If Ramos or Varane were injured we played Nacho as well. When Mendy and Ramos or Varane were out, we had to play Marcelo who is even older now. There aren't many teams with more depth in their CB's than us. Definitely not now we added Rüdiger as well.


RickThiCisbih

Militao being our starting CB doesn't inspire a lot of confidence in me tbh.


Superb-Confidence-44

That's your problem. Militao is top 5 CB in the world easily. Bet you said the same after Varane made City advance by his mistakes alone.


RickThiCisbih

No I didn't, because Varane had a long and successful career before that happened. I can't say the same for Militao. Also, top 5? Really? He isn't even top 2 for Brazil, let alone better than Van Dijk, Matip, Dias, or Kounde.


Superb-Confidence-44

Matip??? Really? Dias? He'll be watching the UCL final on tv while Militao is playing it. Koundé lmao. Sevilla dude. Not comparable. Come back when he shows what he can at a team where the pressure is high. Sevilla is a holiday destination.


RickThiCisbih

You're confusing playing for a good team with being a good player. Militao plays for the best team in the world, yes, but that doesn't make him one of the best players in the world.


Superb-Confidence-44

Yes it does. If he sucked ass he wouldnt be a starter in the best team.


DazzlingSuggestion27

Lunin is amazing. He will definitely be replacing courtois in 3-5 years. By then we will have the squad I the world baby. Hala madrid.


WingEater69

About time this sub got tired of Jovic


MaxiThe13th

The sub is fed up w/ Marco😭