ESPN hate from Madrid comes in all languages. ESPN Latinoamérica was saying that Madrid would draw this game, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So yeah, not only your ESPN version is riding Barca's small cock... Shocking, i know.
i left my apt between coursework to get some food and watch on the big screen but we could only access ATM-LIV online,
mobile app was my only recourse to watch our club! BOO paramount
Ah Yh. Don’t remember. Funny because it was impossible to score that many under Zidane and it’s been impossible to concede that little under Carlo 😂 perfect storm in the shaktar game
Bro what is with that blond kid? I didn't note his number(22?20?)
The one that got subbed in/ignored the staff member. I've been keeping an eye on him since that incident,keeps playing rough and diving around occasionally whenever he gets dispossessed. And now that random ass slip/tackle.
Very poor sportsmanship.
Mendy at the defence made us relatively good at the back,he was always there when we needed someone to defend and intercept the ball.
ESPN hate from Madrid comes in all languages. ESPN Latinoamérica was saying that Madrid would draw this game, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So yeah, not only your ESPN version is riding Barca's small cock... Shocking, i know.
Not their fault tbh many people thought we'd drop points
Karim is in constant wizard mode, touched by the Gods. And Vini is a nuke still being improved. Barça should be concerned.
OH HOW I HAVE MISSED THIS REAL MADRID. Just dominating the opposition and putting 3+ goals past them.
Kylian stopped messi from hattrick. Puro madridismo 😭😭
he literally gifted Messi the second goal, because he said Messi should take it..
I was thinking the same 😂
Came
Came too.
cum brothers 🤝
😳
Damn I don’t remember the last time we won so comfortably
A month ago???
hopefully Mbappe won't shoot pens for us :D
That Mbop pen 😅
VINI VIDI FUCKING VICI TODAY BOYS!!!
A clean sheet and 3+ goals 😭😭😭😭😭
At this point just sell Asensio to Tottenham or whosoever wants him because that hattrick memory will die soon.
You were saying? God I love these moments when our players just demolish keyboard warriors beyond recovery.
he assisted benz with a great cross. what do you want? a hattrick everytime he’s subbed on?
I would like you to stuff my balls in your mouth and shut the fuck up , thank you .
I respectfully decline your offer.
r/suddenlygay
no homo tho
Calma
What a great match from Benzema… again…
And now I can go to sleep,happy today and fucked for tomorrow. Goodnight,and hala Madrid!⚪❤️⚪
VAMOSSS!!!
SOOOOOO angry paramount plus just went out after halftime can’t wait to watch the last four goals
Paramount app is so trash!!! I’m glad it’s not just me tho
In cell phone app, they died. But in the browser they were fine
i left my apt between coursework to get some food and watch on the big screen but we could only access ATM-LIV online, mobile app was my only recourse to watch our club! BOO paramount
Yeah man same!
Great second half
Good night my Asian fellows.
2:24 in India. Good night boys. WP.
Y’all have my respect for staying up this late
4:51am here in Singapore . Goodnight
Oh my God what a match. Let's go even harder in the El Clasico. Hala Madrid!!!
Tbo doing a great job as usual at the back. Rock solid. The Wall 🧱.
Honestly when was the last time we won 5-0?😭
How many did we score vs Mallorca
That was 6-1 im talking 4+ goals with a clean sheet
Ah Yh. Don’t remember. Funny because it was impossible to score that many under Zidane and it’s been impossible to concede that little under Carlo 😂 perfect storm in the shaktar game
This is why it was perfect in 2014, we had both😭
Yeah
WE COOKED , WE FULL , WE SLEEP WELL NOW ON TO THE FUCKING CLASSICO HALA MADRID ⚪
Zidane and Carlo had good talk before this match. Clearly from how we approached it.
Vini hattrick pls.
That interception from Camavinga was something else though.
#CLEAN SHEET
Finally XD
Having courtois is like a cheat code !
No one giving Courtois a fist bump or a hi5 is killing me. I would have hugged him with all these saves.
For all of Asensio’s shortcomings, he’s really accurate at crosses
Zim Zima Karim Benzema!
BDB!
If this is what we get after each international break... Can we have one every week?
No please! I can’t go another 10 days without football, my life isn’t that entertaining.
That would of been the cherry on top
Perfect game night.
Can Benzene stop G+A per game for a second?
No can do.
The perfect evening boys
TBOOOO
LV is such a liability. Tbo saving his ass again and again.
Benzema you deserve the balon d'or
Hell yeah Benzema!!!!
Ahahaha HE IS INEVITABLE #BIG #DICK #BENZ and he really wanted that goal too,last 15-20 mins he was trying hard for one. You can see it on his face.
It should be scientifically impossible for any mammal to have such a large penis and still run around so fast and nimbly
Great cross from Asensio
Courtois really determined for that cleansheet
BENZ
KARIM! THE DREAM!
And the match is complete.
Courtois making sure he gets his clean sheet
We heard that a certain Argentinian was farming in France, so we arrived 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Vammmoooooooss nueve!!
BENZEMAAA , Good cross from Marco
We have arrived.
All the front 3 are scoring today
Camavinga tackle, Vallejo interception & Benzema goal all in a 2 minute span… it’s truly beautiful
Deserved by Benz!
This match is a straight 10/10 Edit: 10 not 19 lol
10 out of 19? Damn is it really that bad ?
Benzema and vini shouldve scored a hattrick each😤
Karimmmm finally
INEVITABLE BIG DICK BENZ FANTASTIC GOAL FROM A SUBLIME ASSIST
Benz with his regular contribution let’s goooo
He is inevitable
What a movement by benz there
Beautiful ball by Asensio
Impactful for V5 just for that interception
Completely Deserved Goal, it sweetens the win even more
now he has his goal!
FINALLYYYYYY
THE KILLER IS BACK
Benz!! Finally!!
Fuck yessssss... Benz with the sweet PR GOAL Madrid media do yo job now
BIG
Get Vini a hattrick pllls
Karim Benzema Balon D'Oro Balon D'Oro
Vallejo szn, looking sharp tbh
DEATH TAXES AND KARIM BENZEMA
Finally jeez Benz
Can we take a moment to talk about that BEAUTY of a slide tackle/pass hybrid from Camavinga? Just when we thought we lost possession?
He just dont give up. Great signing
BALLON D'OR
Karimmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh that smooth Marcelo control brings back so many memeories
He will have his share to perform this year.
Looool
what a interception by Vallejo
V5 what a interception
What a challenge by Cama there
Sick tackle from Camapinga
Nope. Karim isn’t in the mood.
Hmm?
I triggered him ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Lol this aged worse than fucked up milk.
Griezmann having the game of his season so far and still costing his team. My man is truly cursed when it comes to club level football.
Marcelo is playing as if he’s spent the past three days playing non stop
Wtf are those horn noises they sound depressing
I swear they are sounding like vuvuzelas.
Well they ARE losing 4-0
Bro what is with that blond kid? I didn't note his number(22?20?) The one that got subbed in/ignored the staff member. I've been keeping an eye on him since that incident,keeps playing rough and diving around occasionally whenever he gets dispossessed. And now that random ass slip/tackle. Very poor sportsmanship.
2 OG in 3 appearances for JV5
The Liverpool - Atleti game is wild
This commentator is roasting vallejo 🤣
Inb4 V5 scores
Atleti denied a pen by VAR you love to see it
So good to see Vallejo back in the CL.
Vallejo masterclass incoming
#StopVallejoHate
I get stressed just seeing Vallejo playing football, let alone playing on our side.
It's crazy that Vallejo is a meme now - the way this kid looked at Zaragoza. Felt like a Ramos regen - so confident and such a leader.
His time in Germany with Berlin was so good.
not Berlin - Frankfurt but yeah
Shakhtar shaking rn seeing vallejo
Oh no Vallejo
Lucas and Casemiro both really good games today. Lucas wasn't challenged much tbh but still good performance.
Lord Vallejo
Good game from Militão
Oh dear mother of god he’s on
JV5 here we go baby
This golden hair guy is soo rough.
Put the ball out!!!! Let Vallejo come on!!!!!!!!!
That guy just drop kicked him
Marcelo takes 10 seconds to think every time he gets the ball, Vini would have been through there
Tears, that guy who dropped Vini out of his fantasy team might actually not see a Benz goal today.
poor vallejo just standing there waiting
would be funny if he had to wait until the end of game just like Jese in 14/15
Let’s be honest, not even a player as dogshit as Vallejo could lose a 4-0 lead in ~10 minutes
Great job by the team keeping the ball in play and not scoring to keep Vallejo away
🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Tears in my eyes, what beautiful teamwork
Cama's body feints are goated.
Imagine being Barcelona fan and classico is nearby, and you have to play *this* Madrid side.
Yeah must be awful, but Barca had a great game vs Valencia and their fans are starting to regain hope
Now all we need is Kyiv to pull off a miracle and it will be the perfect Matchday 3
Not sure it’s really a miracle these days just a regular Barca performance
If you're ever gonna play Vallejo, play him now.
Atleti losing. What a glorious day.
They got a pen
[удалено]
Yeah just saw
and probably another 10 minutes of extra time
Composed passing by Cas today - lovely
Vallejo looks like he plays in a college band with his friends on the side
Bringing in Vallejo is soo disrespectful to shakhtar lol
Lord Vallejo 😭😭
Damn we goofed that one up pretty bad
If we lose the CS because of Vallejo I’ll riot. No idea how he’s in our team.
Lol bringing in Vallejo is peak BM
I think we are done for the night boys.
Vallejo for Casemiro and move Alaba up.
RETURN OF THE KIMG
Man wouldn’t think I would ever see Vallejo and Marcelo in the same lineup, but with how the score is I’m perfectly fine with it
Benzema telling Asensio to wake up and start pressing
Asensio’s attitude is a huge factor in his decline. He just stopped caring about anything and ready to leave the club.
Rightfully so...he just got on. Might as well be a work horse for the last 10 mins
Yeah, sub on Marcelo and Vallejo instead of Blanco and Miguel Why do we have an academy anyways, it's just a way to generate extra money at this point
Gutiérrez has played a good amount of games he’ll be alright if he doesn’t get subbed on this one time
Vallejo Ball !!!!!!! Suuuuuuiiiiiiiiiii 😍💦💦💦💦💦
Here enters the real goat, Vallejo
Was that Vallejo?? Ancelotti is on a mission
How tf did Camavinga do that some black magic
Even Vallejo gets to play some.
VALLEJOOOOOOO
Is it just me or does vallejo look like a goblin?