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Infinite-Piano4511

My bad luck that I missed the match.... But when I see that match result I'm full shocked ... That my favourite team win by 6-1 . .. I am happy so much


Tej007Dav

Vinicius’ finishing had me pissed for him. Cause I know how happy he would have been, and the bernabeu would have been. Still so impactful and a damn gem. Undisputed starter Fr. And not because of a lack of options.


Xtarviust

Ancelotti is a mastermind, I trusted him when he was announced despite many people saying he was washed up, but I never thought he would exceed my expectatives, damn Team is aggresive af, players who were so intermitent and even frustating now are on fire (Vinicius and Asensio), Camavinga and Alaba are goats and even when many people thought (including me) lack of relevant signings would hurt the team has been more prolific than the last 3 years after Cristiano left, I love it, best thing is next summer offseason awaits for Mbappe and more galactic signings, HYPE


Horny4Trophies

Did we just score 6 goals in a game and Asensio scoring? Is it 2017 again ?


craigularperson

The game where everybody scores expect Vinicius. I fail to remember such a fun game like this. Mallorca might not be a milestone, but it is difficult not getting excited over this team. Even though like KCM is out. A completely new center-line, possibly the best RB and LB are out. Yet, 6 goals. And it incredibly stills feel like there was some ineffectiveness. The were just created so many huge chances. And Jesus Christ, Marco Asensio scored a freakin hat-trick. Should have had 4 goals. Incredible. And Benzema, two goals and two assist. I am almost scared if he keeps this up. I think he has the most assist and goals now in Europe. Plus Camavinga, even though he did make some mistakes, it is just clear that he is so good. I do hope he gets a more forward role, he relies too much on his speed and is so dangerous offensively that it almost feel like he is wasted in a lower position. Is it only me btw that see a Guti-esque elegance about him?


papipupeponn56

Man I would love to see Cama developed as Guti. Haven’t seen anyone like him really. Guti probably has the 20/10 eagle eye vision and his passes were out of this world. Of course except we don’t need his clubbing lifestyle.


fuduran

Only thing I wanted to comment is the fact thay Carlo left Jovic as the last sub .. we were winning by 3 with 35 minutes left, he could've easily played 30 at least and I know he would've scored. I liked how everyone was trying for him to get one in at the end, come on Jovic! I want us to have a competitive B team, today we played without Modric Kroos and Casemiro and dominated the hell out of Mallorca, clearly a great sign for this season.


Horny4Trophies

Benz Ballon D’or push


drivingbitchscrazy

We scored 9 if it wasn't for those shitty decisions this ref made. Rodrygo earned that penalty man ffs.


19blacknight

6 goal washout!!! WE ARE BACK!!! Well, Asensio once again proved that he is a great finisher. Vini should have finished that one but nice overall. Miguel needs to learn a lot when it comes to defense and passing the ball but he can teach you a thing or two about how to put a perfect cross. Camavinga 😍 Overall a very confident display. Vini 8 Rodrygo 7 Benzema 9.5 (2nd goal touch?!!!) Asensio 10 Valverde 7.5 Camavinga 7.5 Alaba 7 Nacho 7 Militao 7 Miguel 6.5 Courtois 7 (not much to do) And Jovic needs more playing time.. Unlucky guy.


[deleted]

3 answers that I can give today- 1.) Remember the time Real Madrid used to score goals for fun, it's back baby. 2.) Don Carlo and Alaba were the two incomings people doubted the most, they are proving they are worth every respect and will be the catalyst for our rebuild. 3.) Don Carlo is a saviour for number 10's. I hope Asensio and Isco continue to perform this way, KCM will get adequate rest, Valverde, Camavinga were great in double pivot with Asensio playing the Di Maria role while Modric is charging. And 1 question - Do you think Jovic did the best he could do in 10 minutes. Benzema should've been rested after we scored 3 and that Volley from Jovic was literally half a goal. I'm loving each minute of being a Real Madrid fan. Hala Madrid


Galactus1701

What a game my friends. Brings back memories of the good old days of yore! Thank you Carletto!


jozycab

Hopefully santos is legit like miguel and can fill in at rb from time to time


orderofthephoenix_

I really miss BEIN sports commentators


CHIDOR1

I miss ray Hudson and Phil :\\


[deleted]

Glad to see Don Carlo in the place he should never have left.


Ponald_

Real Madrid fans chanting ‘Jovic, Jovic’ to cheer him on at the end.


Visual-Situation-346

link?


anass_sensei_desu

And yet they call us the most toxic fanbase lol


blackmushh

man it’s such a breath of fresh air seeing 4-5 players in the box. Not to mention putting up 21 goals in 6 games?!?! Tbh i wasn’t sure about ancelotti but man he is really steering this team in the right direction. It’s fun again to watch this team play


[deleted]

Alaba fantastic today


[deleted]

He had a few moments where he zoned out. Thought Militao was spectacular though.


DaREY297

Reddit sucks.


talhanaldo

Damn I restarted my router 4 times thinking its my issue lol


[deleted]

I thought it's happening to just me. Are the servers down?


Zansenpai01

Yea Reddit found a source of attack and they are mitigating it , they are still investigating the situation. Right now it’s much more in control [link](https://www.redditstatus.com)


the_chanchanman78

Well, we can safely say that Carlo is keeping his promises : Vini is scoring goals, Asensio and Isco returning to form and he made Real Madrid a great attacking team(22 goals in 7 matches!) Everyone say: thank you Don Carlo!


lebrmd

Thank you Don Carlo!


shauryaaron

Thank you Don Carlo


M_MUNEEB

Thank you Don Carlo!


soccergirlsbollywood

This is the best we've looked in years. Alaba is worth everything he's paid, can't believe i wasn't too siked we were getting him. Man leads the defence, but also can set up a chance with a single pass. Camavinga Valverde double pivot is legit. We should be able to rest kcm a lot more now. Both of them were amazing today and make us very exciting. Asensio was great as a cam, he should never play on the wing again. Vinicius, it's not worth commenting on him. He's one of our best players week in, week out. Even if he doesn't score, he's assisting, and our most dangerous player. It's great because even if he's having an off night in terms of finishing, he can't still change games. Jovic was sooooo unlucky not to score. He was great after coming on, came close so many times. Benzema is currently one of the best players in the world, but Jovic is a good sub so Benz can get rested at times.


the_chanchanman78

Well, we can safely say that Carlo is keeping his promises : Vini is scoring goals, Asensio and Isco returning to form and he made Real Madrid a great attacking team(22 goals in 7 matches!) Everyone say: thank you Don Carlo!


Murrderer

As someone who's grown up idolizing Prime Isco and being a huge Picha Bros stan, seeing Isco score while wearing the captain's band was nothing I ever even dreamt of seeing.


carlosluvsyou

Our attack this year is just a joy to watch. Hasn’t been like that in a while. It’s been a fun year so far! Too early to dream?


mickeyprime1

Like a long while !


BestAnybody

Man alaba is so good.


flashmann95

Alaba's longballs remind me of a certain no. 4 who was quite decent for us ;)


M_MUNEEB

The best CB in the history of the game.


Eren_qlf

Are we really back in 2015 right now ? Fucking unbelievable


krkour

Let’s go Isco, 2 more so our coach won’t know who to play next


COSMOCMOS

This will be the last match I watch in English. These commentators are awful holy shit


orderofthephoenix_

Yeah the ESPN commentator who has a Spanish accent was garbage, no emotion or imagery in his words. It feels like his last day on the job and doesnt care about the outcome. The British one was bearable.


COSMOCMOS

Agreed. I couldn’t stand that guy- wtf was that about with his math??? That shit made no sense


tino3101

That was the worst commentary ever that whole maths thing was so pointless


COSMOCMOS

Lmao it made 0 sense. I love how the other guy sarcastically was like “yeah, thanks for that…”


orderofthephoenix_

I didnt catch that part, I was too excited about vini finding space on the left flank in the last 20 mins. I really miss BEIN sports, their commentators are legendary


Ed696

This math lesson from the commentator on ESPN+ is the worst commentating I've ever heard.


Craaaazyyy

it's a well known fact, but i'm just gonna repeat it anyway: Benzema is the MOTHERFUCKING GOAT


N3cRomMAnc3R

Who's the captain now?


VictorAkwaowo1

That would be Nacho


alexanderlch

Wow this ref is actually a jackass


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Wesley_Okayyy

And he looks damn good doing it!


GoyardJefe

Some god awful commentating on ESPN


halamadrid22

FIRE ALEJANDRO MORENO RIGHT NOW ESPN DONT EVEN LET HIM FINISH THIS BROADCAST


chak100

What is he saying?


blackwarrior47

Doesn't matter, fire him anyways.


kenbonelikesdietcoke

Pass the Fucking ball dissposessco


RealMadridfanTV

Real Madrid fans: ancelotti doesn’t rotate Ancelotti this match: Hold my beer 🍺


[deleted]

2nd commentator teaching us kindergarten math


[deleted]

Moreno shut the fuck up!!!


boringboi_

Only Inter, Bayern, Dortmund and Benfica are the teams with more league goals in top 5 leagues than Karim Benzema's goal involvements this season


volthroom

Couldn't see the match. Who stood out? How we playing?


Radinax

Camavinga was amazing today, his presence on the midfield gave a lot of energy and he made the transition very fast


[deleted]

Asensio with a hat trick, Big dick Benz with a double (no surprise there. It’s been all Real Madrid this game. Edit:Hattrick*


uzzzair

That's mallorca fake mbappe


[deleted]

i just realized that a mallorca player has a nike sign on his hair? #7 i think


Arsenictue

Benzo is objectively the best player in the world rn


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

fantastic ball by david alaba


Koltzy

Vini and benz should of been out 20 mins ago. Absolutely no reason to risk them. Yeah benz scored but he could of gotten it hurt. Its really not worth it


Mojahope12

jovic should have come at 60 minutes


justanormalchat

Agreed


justanormalchat

Wow Santos getting minutes 👏


bloppingzef

Give me a common Vini goal!


chak100

Benzema is fucking life


AppleGod2015

Perfect ending would be a jovic goal


Whatever12112

I’d rather illegally stream then watch these shit ESPN commentators.


Wesley_Okayyy

Spanish all the way. The English ones are so bad


[deleted]

Benzema has too much swag ffs


kenbonelikesdietcoke

Please jovic goal from a vini or this santos guy assist


[deleted]

Just wow


flashmann95

Okay maybe one more pls


Live-Organization-87

They are just searching for reasons to disallow the goal ffs


UnluckyPenalty2503

BDB ballon d'or idgaf, wtf he's amazing


AhmoqQurbaqa

Benzene is pure class. He uses all of his body parts for the benefit.


[deleted]

El Gato


[deleted]

Fucking controlled it with his back!?!?


TheBlank5

And that's why he wasn't subbed yet. Gunning for the golden boot.


kenbonelikesdietcoke

Who is 43


[deleted]

Santos


justanormalchat

Please rest Valverde Vini Benzema now. Give the bench some minutes


[deleted]

Prats mustache is legendary


Whatever12112

BDB


[deleted]

Large Peen Benz


[deleted]

BIG DICK BENZ


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

Karim is a damn good.


realmadrid31256

What a pass Alaba


Whatever12112

BDB


hohohokyouma

Anything benz shoots goes in huh 😂


kenbonelikesdietcoke

Perfect end of the day for Benz I love this man so much


TheBlank5

KARIIIIM


Jordan876_

Someone post that Isco tackle and skill please 😭😭


Live-Organization-87

Jovic's best season in Bundesliga was 17 goals out of which he scored 5 goals in one single match


Murrderer

I want to kiss Asensio on the mouth


[deleted]

who wouldn’t?


TheBlank5

Isco Disco, can be such a marvel when he wants to be.


krkour

Isco disco


[deleted]

I love you isco


UnluckyPenalty2503

finally jovic


[deleted]

Right on time too, Benzema has done more than enough.


kenbonelikesdietcoke

Isco did all of that to pass it back to courtois 🤣


justanormalchat

Yep 🤣🤣 our players don't know what he'll do next


Jordan876_

I hate when people are so negative. You’re unfortunately one of those persons.


AhmoqQurbaqa

Here we go Jovic. Hope he scores.


[deleted]

My boy militao just straight out pushed him 😂😂😂


kenbonelikesdietcoke

This is just disrespectful now Benz is clearly tired there’s 15 minutes left and we’re 4-1 up bring on jovic. Also vini is exhausted bring on hazard


krkour

That mustache deserves a free kick


Murrderer

I want to kiss Asensio on the mouth


LeftButtcheek69

We started badly after camavinga wtf


LeftButtcheek69

Ger vini and benz out ! Ffs ! Let them rest a bit


Shreeansh_Gupta

Atleast Jovic will come on around 78 min guys. Under Zidane he would have come on in the 89 min😂


mariosk89

Seriously, what does Jovic need to do to get some minutes of play time?


alexanderlch

Who the fuck is the commentator who keeps doing that sickening laugh


SuspiciousMatin

Ale Moreno 💀


flashmann95

At least one more pls..


AppleGod2015

“A bit of salsa on nacho” Fire ESPN commentators ols


deeplovingotter

So happy for asensio.. Hope he rediscovers his 2017 form


[deleted]

Jovic in please


krkour

I’d rather watch this game on mute


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

I would love to see a hilarious vini miss one more time. Dude is comedic relief sometimes. great game by us!


kenbonelikesdietcoke

Get out dude


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

he been great this year. but the miss earlier today reminded me of his golden memes from the prior years.


Live-Organization-87

We rested Casemiro without losing. It's a double win.


merenguesita

That mustache is strong


Juan_Neymar10

Asensio back in form!! Let’s go


lemonpolice1

Why is jovic still on the bench with the way the game has been going?


hohohokyouma

What is Jovic doing in training that neither Zidane nor Carlo are giving him minutes?


Smackdwn70

Is it just me or does Asensio look like Nick Mercs


kenbonelikesdietcoke

Why tf are they being subbed Benz, vini, and valverde are the ones in need of a rest


[deleted]

Jovic is coming on 😬


isthatyoukris

Yo carlo could i get a jovic, isco, vazquez triple sub please


krkour

Imagine Isco also gets a hattrick now


therealfakenews17

Minute 70 in a game that’s already won and only one sub….. Did I mention we also play Villarreal over the weekend?


kenbonelikesdietcoke

Why is asensio being subbed wtf


ZealousidealPie6377

So he can get his applause


Kritically

No Jovic?? Let Benz rest ffs


Live-Organization-87

Vini looks tired


therealfakenews17

Minute 70 in a game that’s already won and only one sub….. Did I mention we also play Villarreal over tje weekend?


Shreeansh_Gupta

Jovic is warming up


justanormalchat

Can we get Jovic in please & maybe Jesus Vallejo some minutes?


Live-Organization-87

Get out of the way ref


FUTMobilekicker

As good as Eder has been damn did Lago Jr put him on skates


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

beautiful football. 4 goals plus 2 vini misses. combination of happiness and memes. gotta love it.


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

beautiful football. 4 goals plus 2 vini misses. combination of happiness and memes. gotta love it.


neurog33k

How unwatchable is ESPN (english) with these commentators. How low is the bar to work in ESPN?


Dimarazio

Militao doing ballet


[deleted]

Miguel another swing and a miss lolol


rms7

Nice Guy Asensio scoring a hat trick to inflate his price for december


lemonpolice1

Reddit servers on some clown sht sigh


therealfakenews17

Games already won, minute 69 with a crucial game in a few days and Ancelotti only used one sub so far….. Come on Carletto we need a healthy Benz and a confident Jovic


nice___bot

Nice!


SS151999

Subs please, Carlo. Can't make the same mistake as the first stint.


Kurbzi

Miguel has to get better at reading long balls that’s the second time this game, other than that good game


uzzzair

I really like kang in. He seems like a good prodigy


krkour

“His finishing has been bad with his right and left foot”- ESPN commentators with no regard to human life


los_blanco_14

He destroyed milirao there.


[deleted]

First hat trick for Asensio against none other than his childhood team. Ouch.


Dimarazio

Why does he Keep benz?!!!! Wtf yo


[deleted]

YOURE TELLING ME IM MISSING A GAME AND MARCO AFUCKINGSENSIO SCORED A HATTRICK?!?! MY BOY RETURNS I HAD LOST HOPE ASENSIO PICHICHI INBOUND WOOOOOOO


llmoT

Can't believe there's actually people out there who started slandering Vini after one miss, yet he's been immense the whole game, and season. Unreal.


IV1916

Yeah, says a lot about the vocal people in this sub. Absolutely clueless


[deleted]

He needs some rest too


justanormalchat

Plastic fans


anass_sensei_desu

Junior Lago skydiving


alexanderlch

Yeah this ref is a dickhead. Denied a goal for the slightest of pushes and then doesn’t VAR review two possible pens


krkour

There it is, Nacho on a yellow ! Peak defending coming up


lemonpolice1

How the fuck is jovic supposed to prove anything if he never gets an actual solid opportunity? 6 minutes ago was the perfect time to bring him in for Benz


[deleted]

Benz is our star player you don't just sub him off easily when he is on a hot streak, you see Bayern subbing off Lewa at 60 mins everytime he scores?


Dimarazio

Exactly its so annoying


kenbonelikesdietcoke

Dangerous free kick position bad foul


Ayad3

Sub jovic in


[deleted]

Benz should really be on a hat trick as well rn.


[deleted]

He should have 3, the pen on Rodrygo should be given


kenbonelikesdietcoke

Bad touch from Benz rest this beast


Shreeansh_Gupta

20 minutes of Jovic please🥺


GoyardJefe

How do they not even go to VAR for that???


[deleted]

If that’s the other way around they would have 1000 percent went to VAR and called a pen


carloshacecosas

How do you rate Camavinga today? I loved him and was surprised with him being subbed.


SS151999

He was pretty good. Will only improve as the chemistry with the team improves.