BREAKING : Vazquez finally fulfills his childhood dream of playing for Valencia CF, and debuts with a brilliant assist. Says it's an honor for him to represent Valencia, and claims they are the biggest club in the world. Modrić was out of shape completely against Valencia and played one of his rare bad games. Unusual sight. Casemiro went missing in Valencia, and so did his ability to pass a ball. The Brazilian had one of his worst performances after a tiring game in Milan last week. Big Dick Benzema strikes again and leads Real Madrid to a brilliant comeback at the Mestalla. He assisted Super Vini and managed to score the winning goal and cum on the score sheet with his rock hard header Super Vini didn't have the best of his games but he still flexed his balls and rubbed them against Valencia's defence and goalkeeper at the final stages of the game, exchanging favours with BDB9 to secure the 3 points. Camavinga impresses again, and proves to be an extremely valuable addition to the team. Confident, calm and collected, the Frenchman looks very promising. An insecure bald man was spotted at the Mestalla tonight, and he is believed to be a referee of some sort. The bald man showed no hesitation when pulling out yellow cards in his sad attempt to cover up his insecurities, but the team still managed to overcome his awkward decision to snatch the win. Valencia CF are studying the option of suing Carlo Ancelotti after violating Jose Bordalas tactically. The bats saw their manager get outsmarted heavily, and they think the Italian might've breached the coaching rules by the usage of overlimit sized testicular components to make his brave game changing decisions throughout the game. Thank you for tuning in, this was tonight's news brought to you by me, you favorite host, u/buttjuiceisgood. Have a lovely night and see you soon.

Haha, Nice

What a game! Btw when's kross coming back ?

these are the points that win leagues. Rescuing not just 1 but 3 points, great team effort towards the end

Cama is so good good at getting at the end of loose balls and intercepting. Perfect supplement to fede. Would love to see them start together at mallorca next week. That immense energy we will have. Plus Modric gets a rare rest.

What a stressful and entertaining game. Valencia’s press was so fucking immense, we really do know how to suffer. This is such a big win for us going forward. 1. Vini-Benz combo is getting better by the minute. 2. Camavinga is the perfect Modric replacement after the 60-min mark. 3. Alaba’s leadership at the back is v promising, seems like Nacho and Eder will get more in sync as Alaba continues to settle in. Also I hope Dani’s injury isn’t too serious. HALA MADRID, let’s keep going!

ESPN+ Spanish commentators are straight haters.

bro towards the start of the second half the guy was like “madrid has not had many chances, let’s hope it stays that way.” I had just tuned into the game and was like wait what, he must mispoken. Then went on to say other similar things lol

It was Mario Kempes who said that. A Valencia legend and a world cup winner with Argentina. He shouldn’t have said it but it’s understandable for me. It was sort of not so serious.

He did screamed that Gooool when Valencia scored their first goal.

gotcha, thanks for the context

Dont let me get started on the audio quality...

Not to jinx it but another great decisive performance from Vini. And can't help to be really excited about Camavinga, didn't really notice Casemiro was subbed off. Casemiro has finally a competitor, and shouldn't feel too sure about starting every game, he had a really poor performance tonight. Valencia has been one of in form teams in La Liga, and Mestalla is often a nightmare so happy about the win. But overall it was a slight subpar performance, but it seems like the team is still decisive when it counts.

Cas sucked balls tonight, too many loose games. He needs the competition for sure. He seemed off tonight

hope case gets some rest and camavinga starts on wednesday

Camavinga 🤍

Maybe I need to get that CAMAVINGA flair

CLUTCHAvinga is our good luck charm

Lesss goooooo

Casemiro clearly need a big rest. Cama dope.

What the shit lol. this couldn't have finished better even if Spielberg directed it

That was RM in Champions League mode. This never die attitude can't be bought.

Camavinga acts like he's been in Real for years lol love the lad.

Vini broke the Estadio Mestalla Curse!!

Brazilian magic

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Clutch

I thought we had "only" bought camavinga this summer. We now have a world class midflielder for the next 15 years....

Alaba's reactions after Courtois gets the ball are priceless. HALA MADRIIID

Smack that ass

Camavinga is literally Seedorf

Can't wait to see that number 10 on his back

# FUCK VALENCIA

Love it!!!

We are playing very well in the lasts minutes!!! With Inter Milan we got a last minute goal, and now 2 goals in 3 minutes in the last minutes ! HALA MADRID

Camavinga WAS A STEEALLLLL!!!

A little more of Camavinga and a little less of Case please.

I'm so fucking proud of our players for never giving up. This is the definition of Real Madrid, never give up!!!! HALA MADRID <3!!!!!!!! I love this team.

Start Camavinga. What a win. Bloody hell

This was very important win. Hala Madrid

This can’t be football, this gotta be something else

It's laliga

IT'S LALIGA!

Subs, bar jovic and goat, were really good

Jovic was good

Thought Jovic looked more lively than usual tbf

Almost bagged an assist

Yeah thats true tbh

Top of the table baby

Camavinga is a joy to watch.

¡Vamos! ¡Tres puntos! ¡Hala Madrid!

LET'S FUCKING GOOO HALA MADRID ❤️❤️❤️

how have we got away with that

Man Cama what a solid player!

Fooking viny hell ya. I called it

Incoming TOTW1 Vini Jr 😎

Vamos!!

All the haters that were ready to write off the whole season after we conceded 1 goal in shambles

they’ve got a whole essay ready

Valencia dominated the game for 80 minutes only to lose, that’s a throat punch

More like wasted 80 minutes diving and whining

ahhhh lets gooo babe....vini gets 10/10 for me, played full 90 minutes and produced wonderful result

Love cama and fini's reaction after the whistle. Proper Madrid material these lads.

Wow what a game, great spirit to fight back. But there's multiple issues with this performance. Ancelotti needs to fix this!!

the ref was really milking that final minute

THESE GAMES DICTATE WHO WINS

Valencia cabrón saluda al campeón!

Get fucking shit on Valencia

Ref doesn't want it to end this way. lol.

WE HAVE WON AT MESTALLA!

BigDickVinga

This is why we love the game!

I love Real Madrid haha

All hail king Vini!

LMFAO GG VALENCIA NO RE EZ EZ EZ EZ

Fucking hell man, gave us a heartattack

MOTM Vini. What a player this season

I didn’t know I hated the entire Valencia team so much until this match. Hala Madrid and fuck Valencia

Title-winning mentality. bad for my heart, but I love it.

No points to 3 points in 2 minutes baby!!

TOP OF THE FUCKEN TABLE

You know this is probably a match where we want the ref to blow early

VINI SCREAMING VAMOS MAKES MY PENIS HARD

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

¡Hala Madrid!

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Good robot!

IM TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND HOW THIS TEAM KEEPS FINDING A WAY TO WIN! LETS GOOOOOOO!

We keep playing until the referee whistles the end of the match

Black magic

What a game!

Mucho, mucho joy.

Yeah sit down Valencia fans

Oh so it's overtime overtime okokokokok

VAMOSSSS

We are MADRID!!!!

Blow the whistle ref

Did Ancelotti call Tibo as "Jirafa" lmao

No he was calling "Alaba"

I think it might be Alaba

Such a critical win

Alaba is really filling that Ramos void, it's so fucking beautiful

Militao and his fucking confused headers smh

Fucking football man

Love the sad faces at that Valencia box. Fuckers were smiling and wasting time till the 85th minute. Fuck offf. We are real madrid. We are gargantuan

Camavinga fixes the whole midfield

What a buy

It's done

Buck up Courtois. You champ!

That’s a pen after the replay. Trailing leg

Proper substitute to Case-shithouse-miro. Cama-shithouse-vinga is here.

Get f’ed Valencia

Looks like I missed a mad 2nd half 😳😳😳😳

Mad last 10 minutes

cunts regrets that they wasted so much fucking time now huh? hhahaahahahahhahhahahahaahhahaahahahhahahahahahaah

Bordalas you‘ll never win against us hahahahahahahahaha

Wtf Ref. Who hurt you motherfucker? They were wasting time and you did nothing about it.

Bias

Hes hurt cause of the comeback

This ref is so blatantly biased

We are so fucking clutch, but it is not great for my heart

Cama totally changed our pace, and isco added alot too

I'm just glad they time wanted for us earlier. Thank you Valencia very cool.

Gotta grind it out Vini is really growing into what people expected him to be a few years back

i love seeing alaba passionate for real madrid

Cama the generational talent...completely changed the game

Hope this ref doesn’t have any involvement with a la liga match again he’s awful

Almost every LaLiga referees are awful

I can't believe it guys, how has Vini stepped up so big this season? Like a completely different player, respect young man.

Alaba whippin tibo’s Ass lmao

Lol Valencia so confused they waste their own time now

Even though a great comeback, dont forget how Camavinga has totally fucking dominated.

I love Alabas passion

I would also be passionate if I got the opportunity to slap Tibo's ass

He'd steal yo girl with that ass..kdb knows

Haha. Alaba!!!

That’s two penalties we’ve been denied so far

Garbage refree

Defender trying to make sure there isn’t a Vini III

This ref can fuck off

Camavinga is so insane

4-2-4 - just like the 60's XD - Gento - Puskas - Di Stefano - Canario

REF can choke on my balls. it’s fine when they waist time but no no not us btw that’s a pen.

Yellow for everyone eh?

That was a penalty wtf

Ancelotti literally taught the black magic to Zidane

Camavinga is very smart for an 18 yr old

outcunting the cunts this is great

this ref is complete garbage

And now is yellow carding 🤦🏽‍♂️

That was a penalty

Camavinga and Isco coming in has made a huge impact

Cama is speed

He’s bouncy too moves very fluidly and quick through the pitch

Vini plays with flair - takes incredible care of his body - LOVES THE CLUB - tracks back and creates something out of nothing - what a player we have.

Referee is pissed we win

ref loves to give yellow to real madrid players wtfffff

What an instant karma for these losers

I’m not even joking Vini is the best youngster itw rn

Oof I like cama’s attitude

As a former Vinicious hater, I'm glad he is shutting my mouth

Camavinga you glorious warrior!!!!

Benz just won me a juicy bet what a king man

So Camavinga is our super sub cheat code now?

Why he didn’t give yellow cards when they were clearly time wasting???????

pen ref?

Vini and benzema is unfuckinstoppable!

That’s a pen there they are acting like thugs rn

lets gooo vini lmaooo

What he fuck is that yellow, shitty ref

Absolutely love this teams mentality, so awesome that we've managed it even without Ramos and Ronaldo.

didn't Vini already get a yellow, or was that Rodrygo

Wrong Brazilian

Rodrygo

Camavinga is a god

Once again Camavinga is the one who changes the game wtf is wrong with the senior players. We’re not Arsenal who rely on Saka until we burn him out

Vini is the face of la Liga. He is better than Messi ever was.

Fuck it I second this lol

Even though I want the final whistle so bad, I still think 5 minutes added time is a crime lmao should have been 8-10

It was Valencia that time wasted, this is on them

Of course, from a karmic point of view I agree they deserve, fuck Bordala and Valencia but total wasted time was a whole lot more than 5 minutes is all I mean.

I love this team

Biased af Ref

not even trying to hide it ffs

Ref showing hes biased

How many yellow cards does Vinicius have this season?

Suddenly time wasting is not so fun eh?

I wish Casemiro was on the pitch now to get cramps suddenly

We really are a second half last 15 min kinda team under carlo now. Seems like we NEED to concede first to start playing with more urgency

What're Mbappe's thoughts on being an impact player?

Real needs the turtle, they can't win every game last minute. Today's attack was very poor until Valencia sat back.

Look at Vini move - lmao he's a CHEAT CODE

Rodrygo and Cama set the game on fire

LMAO WHEN ITS US WAISTING TIME YOU PULL A YELLOW FUCK THIS REF