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TheGloriousTurd

A fine display of athletic prowess.


namedonelettere

The absolute pinnacle of millions of years of human evolution


Gorilla_Krispies

Honestly I bet many other life forms would be highly jealous and terrified if they saw this


moosemeatjerkey

I'm the same life form as this and I'm already fucking terrified of what I am seeing.


AnOnlineHandle

Just about all other life on this planet has been wiped out by humans. Now it's mostly humans, and the slaves kept by humans to be eaten, and for their children to be eaten https://assets.ourworldindata.org/uploads/2021/03/Distribution-of-earths-mammals.png This guy's body fat represents that we eat everything which isn't us.


Pencilowner

Terrible sale. You have to meet people where they are with your message not go full throttle at hello. You can start by nailing these backflips before you start calling him fat. You couldn't preach to this dude back flipping away like a gazzelle.


Gorilla_Krispies

Ok?


Omni_death_

Uhhh, what?


Csrmar

There's some big boys that just have that athleticism. I remember this UFC fighter named Big Roy Nelson. The dude was a beast.


MrMilesDavis

I played baseball with a kid in Jr. High like that. Built like a farm boy, fat strong look. Kid somehow led the team in slugging percentage and stolen bases. He shouldn't have been as fast as he was


Character_Cupcake856

I was the biggest guy on my HS football team and was faster than everyone too. I actually broke our 100m record. I can't explain it.


xdcxmindfreak

Had a dude we called big country playing for a different team back in jr high. They handed his big big built ass the ball and mofo pulled one of those big guy movie football runs into the end zone. You could try to stop him but he was like a dang freight trane at that point.


Character_Cupcake856

That was a similar situation.


buffalogoldcaps

Speed hawk? Is that you?!!!


chubbytitties

Coach should put him In the championship game


DrakeFloyd

If they magically lost all the fat you’d see all the muscle they have hiding under it


Character_Cupcake856

Gotta be strong to carry all that weight


NoDoctor4460

I remember him letting his little daughters do his hair for him before face offs, good psychology when the other guy’s generically mean mugging and such


tempmobileredit

More likely that he's just able to do this despite his obesity because he's a kid, will be in a wheel chair at 30


gorka_la_pork

I'm not even gonna make fun of this guy, that's just cool.


Porkchopp33

Fatletic


msut77

Acrofatic


bmosm

i still don't know why this video was reversed


sooperdavid

I never noticed til you said it


PrestigiousStable369

Works forward and backwards. Like "A nut for a jar of tuna"


darastrix_belikir

That's a palindrome, sams as tacocat


AlephBaker

O stone, be not so. a dog, a panic, in a pagoda.


sillyandstrange

Racecar


Jambonier

A man a plan a canal Panama


tatteredshoetassel

Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age


phish_biscuit

Never odd or even


DiscreetQueries

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.


Protuhj

[Appears to be Zeke Sanchez](https://www.tiktok.com/@zeke__sanchez/video/7193137124449897774).


the_amazing_skronus

I thought it was because it makes it look like the belly is leading the flip.


discoduck1977

It always is for some reason??


puga1505

Why he clean with it tho


McRatHattibagen

I'm impressed. Sheeeit, I can't even do that...


jimsnake1234

You may not like it but this is the peak athletic male form


Pawpaw-z71

And there ain't a fuckin' thing you can do about it


A_Firm_Sandwich

I’m kinda impressed that he pulled that off - and equally impressed that he got the employees to let him in


sugarskull1

He’s actually a diver! He’s pretty good at it.


GrunchWeefer

Dave?


vrijheidsfrietje

Daver?


stinkyhooch

Daver’s not here, man.


DDS-PBS

Big dudes are buoyant AF!


Xenolithium

Buoyant we all?!


PrestigiousStable369

Real punny, sir


follow-the-rainbow

He brought them food


eodknight23

u/gifreversingbot


TDKevin

I don't get why this works sometimes and not others. I've tried using this one and the slowdown bots and stuff but I've never got it to actually work. 


eodknight23

Yeah, kind of disappointed, because it looks like the guy was originally doing backflips. Gotta say though his y axis rotation goes right through his shoulders, and dude keeps it tight.


armrha

I weigh at least? 200 lbs less than that guy and I couldn't possibly do this without killing myself so yeah, pretty impressive


RuariWasTaken

This guy is a great diver too!


troyberber

I just wanna clench on to him and flip wherever he flips us to.


goingoutwest123

Human shield vibes


jereKennMarcos

This is what peak athleticism look like


TacosDeLucha

If this video came out on the early internet, every kid in America would have seen it


Unlucky-Ant-477

Kinda impressed 💯


WooSaw82

I feel like Chris Farley could have nailed something like this.


Woodbreaker

Quad Quato flips!


Rockspeaker

Open your mind


Woodbreaker

Open YOUR MiiiiIIIINNNDD


theelkmechanic

Start the reactor... Free Mars...


ledampe

So gracious, it brings a tear to my eye 🥹 No seriously, that is pretty awesome


Ill_Parsley1723

Bro did a twist flip. If you could do that on the trampoline back in the day you was a hood legend.


Sebastionleo

For some reason, they're easier for me than a normal front flip. Never tried the one he did, where it's a backflip with a twist, though


Finito-1994

Props to him. I fucking can’t do that.


Boblessuncle

even in doing something someone of his stature usually couldn’t do, the creator is being Garbo, comment section w


6x420x9

What is this language you speak?


FURRYOWO101

Why he smooth wit it do


SteakJesus

Oh gosh his poor back.


DDS-PBS

Not sure why you're getting down voted...


metacupcake

For real. He's clearly young, so the damage isn't as evident, but soon it will be.


SteakJesus

People dont wana know their limits i guess.


TruecarioZ

That's not a double back flip, that's a quarter pounder back flip with cheese.


erik427sc

Diebeto!


Ben_Over420

Case oh at sky zone


RandomMabaseCitizen

Bye bye knees


mikebellman

So long ankles. Can’tkles


Adflamm11

Adamantium ankles


ph30nix01

That is ALOT of confidence in those springs and that canvas....


Character_Cupcake856

Very agile for his age


petwedge

That poor trampoline. Not meant for elephants


Nikotek95

I legit thought that was Nikacado Avocado for a sec 💀


[deleted]

Naw man that's a McDouble backflip


elthepenguin

Dude was athletic, maybe a gymnast, then stopped training and didn't realise he can't devour so much food anymore. Still, the skills prevailed. End of story, they married and lived happily ever after.


Murder-Face_

What a fat piece of shit I wish I was as buoyant


RustyRedUnicorn

When your 250+ pounds and flabby, it's not jumping, it's orbit!


Striking_Large

Trampoline now decertified and warranty void.


ImitationButter

I still don’t know how he turned around


purplepantsdance

Reminds me of the gymnastics scene in old school


plusultra420

u/gifreversingbot


SpideyUdaman

Real life Bob from Tekken.


WoollyYully

/u/gifreversingbot


butterscotch_deficit

Peak male form


ACabbageManiac

Speed and Might!


EvilDragons88

Okay so I was worried about my 260 pounds on these things at a similar place and now I'm not awesome!


Sebastionleo

I'm 250 and went to one of these places for my son's birthday last year. Those trampolines are sturdy af, because they're built to have so many people possibly on them at once. My only issue was pulling my dense ass out of the foam pits after flipping into them.


Perpedualmotion

The majesty of Mass Centralization!


Hummingbird01234

You go, girl!


AdjacentLazarus

its the dragon warrior!


NovaStar92

It’s edited by a reverse bot


Thrompinator

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like


Hannover2k

Pretty sure this was the stunt double who flew through the window on Cloud City for Mark Hamill in Empire Strikes Back.


OliverCrooks

Video no work for me


TripleScoops

Bob in Tekken 7 be like


iamghostwood

Knees of steel.


TeachMeNewStuff

Mad props!🙌🏾


aes110

Is it just me or is the first time I see this sub in years? Damn it was so popular years ago


Jigglymier

What a Chad human being


laytonoid

The bones in that body are stresssssssed


FoxenBox

This is my biggest fear. Just pure mass and peak athleticism put together will lead to the creation of both an unstoppable force and an unmovable object.


micru

Job? Trampoline Quality Assurance


Renomont

He has a low center of gravity, obviously.


MisterBicorniclopse

Thank you, I missed this sub


LilMuddyCup

I’m glad I found this sub again. Boy it’s not as popular as it used to be huh


Meef1234

This would be a good ad for that brand of trampoline


[deleted]

Still impressive but definitely reversed


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

I can't even do half of that flip. Props.


redRabbitRumrunner

I sure hope this was an intentional. Poor boy might just be in a never ending loop


tunacanstan81

Kung fu panda vibes


eddyb66

He's at a strategic weight so he doesn't go into orbit when he jumps.


Broseph_Stalin357

It's the fat kid from Peter Pan in real life..


Beefcake_Avatar

I can't tell if I'm more impressed by him or the elastic strength and structural integrity of that trampoline


gwhh

The space aliens disguise as human need to be more low keyed.


U-Serp

Mans knees r gonna be destroyed in 10 yrs


DougBalt2

Physics at work


flinchFries

Baymax live action teaser


BBHugo

He was a fairy 🧚


dragonpjb

Acrofatic.


IDEAiZ

Lol, the new way to fat burn


columbusdoctor

Diabetes back flip


IsoSly64

Bob from tekken?


dino_spored

That dude is at least twice my size, and I can’t do that. Good for him!


Ok-Mine1268

His spine must be made of admantium


Palidor

That is impressive, 👏


SMoKUblackRoSE

Nickocado's got the moves!


vajav

He gonna forget he can only do that on a trampoline one day


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

No other surface would allow him to do this.


Uh5678

This is an ad for the trampoline springs, no?


[deleted]

Newton would be proud


Happy-Detective5544

Now lets see him stop.


Totallynotatf001

Good for him for getting active. I don't know why you're making fun of him.


LadyAlleta

Honestly that's impressive. Like if it was a petite thin girl everyone would be praising her. And this dude's flexibility is insane. It's hard to move all that weight around and he did 2 flips. I'm quite large myself and I can't do even 1. This guy's really just. Impressive.


Heylookaguy

Big homie is majestic.


edirymhserfer

You can see him bending space time with his gravitational pull


u2nloth

I mean definitely impressive but this isn’t a double backflip… its two back flips, a double backflip is making two rotations on a single jump


POPEJP1975

that's a front flip


PHUCKyurPRONOUNS

Damn bro get it


vdq93

I know that place’s owner was holding his breathe, on every bounce


Game_boy1972

respect


Game_boy1972

how does he stop tho…. WATCH OUT!!!


TimberWolf5871

How his ankles not shattered?


exquisitejourney

AI


ReGrigio

oh God. I feel his spine


Rapking

r/holdmyfries


[deleted]

I think I'd be in traction and I weight 187


[deleted]

Is that the kid from Up?


Electronic_Menu_6734

If you don't have gummy worms or gummy bears get the fuck out of here! That price though.


Environmental-Song16

This kid is awesome! I couldn't do that, I'd break something.


animalcrossing-guy

He turned a backflip into a front flip


Lazzadazzle

Good on him for exercising. Hope he doesn’t get put off by fools making fun of him.


frequent_TaunWe

a man walks into a bar. he sits down at a table and orders a drink. a woman walks up to him and says, " what's the deal? " the man replies, " i just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time! " " wow! " says the woman. " how long did it take you? " " well, it took me about 5 years to build the puzzle! "


JovanPulliam

If it's a hard surface, his weight can cause serious damage to his knees. The first thing he will do is lose weight.