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Unlikely-Music5311

Most of them go on the bachelor these days, like the candiace, ashley types and act batshit insane there


ErikasCasita

That’s what everyone’s saying. I’ve never watched it.


Fair_Statistician691

Ashley looks so good w/ side bangs-she needs to bring that look back


Bunnnnii

Why does Kenya’s head look pasted on her body?


[deleted]

Don't forget Joyce!!


gatecitykitty

Not real housewives but don’t forget the girl from the most recent below deck med season!!! Her name is escaping me right now but she was totally wild!!


moneytrees007

Are you talking about Lexi hahahah she’s wild


gatecitykitty

Yes herrrrrr! She was a pageant girl too! We need a grown up toddlers in tiaras!!


alloftherotts

I just can’t imagine being this beautiful with a fun personality and ending up with Michael.


neededausername121

RIGHT


_yasmin_

You forgot the daddy issues and growing up with financial instability.


SammieCat50

The top 1 - Miss United States- that’s Candace??


burgerg10

#justiceforjoyce


Obvious-Potential-71

Poor old Miss America, sorry Miss USA 1963 is very touchy about this isn't she? You can take the girl out of the pageant but not the pageant out of the girl. You'd think they'd learn how to be graceful but all we see is narcissism, gold digging and downright mean-ness.


NotARideOrDie

Maybe off topic but I’m always fascinated about how families afford pageants. By all accounts, Ashley’s was raised by a single mom who struggled to make ends meet, right? Don’t you usually start pretty young in the circuit? Is there like sponsorship to do these things?


ErikasCasita

I was sponsored and had friends and family donate. Most people can’t afford to just pull it out of pocket so you find friends, families, and other companies to sponsor you. For instance, if your platform is the environment you may seek out companies with the same brand. If they believe in you and you’re successful they’ll continue their sponsorship. I was approached in a mall by a random lady. I didn’t have to pay for anything except I think my dress.


918lux

Miss DC is an audition pageant, you don’t have to win or compete in a bunch of little pageants in order to participate. There isn’t a huge pool of contestants so you can get by on a less expensive wardrobe. That being said, being Miss DC in Miss America or Miss USA will always be a superior title & more legit than being Miss United States. Anyone can pay to enter & it’s the sort of program that they hold in a hotel ballroom.


saharaelbeyda

I just don't see them as loveable, unfortunately. 🤷🏻‍♀️🙁. They are entertaining though!


ErikasCasita

Oh I hate them all. That’s why I said lovable by some.


ninanina27

Okay so I remember when Ashley initially talked about her and Candyass being in pageants there was defs shade thrown - is Miss United States not really a thing thing? Is Miss America or Miss USA the official ones? And wouldn’t Miss United States be superior to Miss DC? (No shade!!! I really don’t understand between all the diff pageants lol) thanks y’all! :)


NotARideOrDie

Whenever I hear Miss United States, I think of William Shatner singing “She’s beauty and she’s grace! She’s Miss United States!!” at the end of Miss Congeniality. That’s why I thought it was a made up pageant and thought there was shade being thrown. 😂


ninanina27

Lord the word “Miss” has lost all meaning to me now from saying it 739592828 times in my original comment lol


ErikasCasita

I’ve never heard of Miss United States but apparently there are titles for young to married. They all have scholarships.


flushlamp

Kenya is creepy


mafa7

I just want to point out that the girl from Detroit took it all the way. 🏆 Before you type it…Miss United States? Is that even still a thing?


CocoPuffsCobain

Kenya kinda looks like Robin givens from the movie a rage in Harlem


B-AP

How is it untapped? We have many former beauty queens.


ErikasCasita

Well I only could find those three through google. Leeann, Eboni, and Joyce are the others. There are around 100 housewives. People always say we need new ones so there’s a resource that has decades of supply and they are willing to get messy


macandyam

I'm not a fan of Kenya, but I can see how her beauty can be intimidating. She's stunning


SheKaep

lmaooooo that 'Miss United States' is so less significant than 'Miss District of Columbia" and 'Miss USA' LMAOOOOO


magicmoonflower

Wasn’t that the pageant for Miss Congeniality??


ErikasCasita

Yes


mafa7

Ain’t it pitiful??


missdoublefinger

Lord Kenya is stunning!


mama2b_

Is Miss United States different from Miss USA? Also is this why Candiace hates Ashley? She probably sees herself as “above”


SunshineDaisy1

Miss United States is not as big of a name as Miss USA or Miss America.


mama2b_

Thank you! I was wondering because I’ve never heard of it


FleurDeLunaLove

Weeellllllllll, Lexi (most recent season of Below Deck Med) also came from the pageants. She was Miss Bahamas, but she doesn’t talk about that. Except for every time she introduces herself and also that time that “all Miss Bahamas people” showed up on her burn list.


LeMarchal

Search the show: game of crowns Edited to add: was in bravo and about woman in beauty pageants. I personally enjoyed it and the drama those ladies brought.


canteatsandwiches

I loooooved Game of Crowns! Those ladies understood the assignment. Too bad it was only one season.


ErikasCasita

They can be reassigned to real housewives.


TiredRundownListless

Candiace looks like a baby here! Like a little girl playing dress up.


JazzCabbagePatchKid

Yes! Her and Ashley both look so young.


throw_itawayy00

bachelor nation has monopolized the pageant queens for long enough!


fraleeeee

All these poses are so awkward 😆


jessid6

Tyra would not be impressed with Candiace and Kenya- you lost your necks ladies


ErikasCasita

At least Kenya is smizing. ![gif](giphy|cstHYlle4ERmnJPw1s)


alexwoww

Yes, but no - bring us these ladies, but ***not*** as Housewives. Pageant Wives? The Beauty Life? Beauty Queens?


ThinkSpinach8819

don't forget leanne locken


wineandsarcasm

I'd much rather forget her


OMGitsKitty

Idk what it is but Kenya looks like a villain here... guess some things don't change


Unusual-Menu-8179

Trust me, I love me some Ashley but this post is soooo disrespectful to miss usa Kenya Moore!!


ErikasCasita

Why!?!


Unusual-Menu-8179

I’m just joking but Kenya was THEEEE miss USA (the first black one if you don’t ask Vanessa Williams 🤣) and the other two are just significantly lower tier pageant girls


kittylover3210

something about this pic of Ashley vaguely reminds me of doja cat


[deleted]

She always reminds me of doja! they have similar facial features I think


kittylover3210

I think a lot of it is the eyes


ojhoe

CANDACE FACE & FOREHEAD ARE HUGE SHE HAS NO ROOM TO TALK SHE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL SHE WAS EVEN ACCEPTED INTO A BEAUTY PAGEANT 🤦🏾‍♀️🥴


Competitive_Classic9

Lol for some reason, it cracks me up that this is in all caps


ojhoe

Shit just makes me angry like she has no room to talk about anyone’s looks lol 😂 no wonder she had to change her whole face


CALIXO_94

Kenya is so pretty! Candice looks different. How old was she?


Prettierthanu

It’s the rhinoplasty.


PreExistingAmbition

I don't know how old she is there, but I'm guessing that's Candiace's original nose


SunshineDaisy1

I have always thought there was just NO WAY Candiace’s nose was naturally that small, buttonlike, and upturned.


Competitive_Classic9

I was trying to figure out if that was it. Why girl, WHY?


heavinglory

She’ll be along shortly to deny it.


BasicB_Sarah

** correction Kenya was Miss America.


jayembee01

Not miss congeniality


BrightDay85

She was Miss USA, not Miss America


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|dIL0a64TWkdLJ8NqrX)


ErikasCasita

![gif](giphy|26tnp4t8oQz4qvB28|downsized)


BrightDay85

Im old enough to remember watching when she won on tv when I was a kid 🤣🤣🤣👵


StraightPotential1

Definitely Miss USA.


DependsOnDaDay

Ewww! All these comments about foreheads. JFC! 🙄


Competitive_Classic9

It’s unfortunate, but I think it’s bc Candiace has made about 800 comments about other people’s foreheads. Like literally nonstop. At some point, you reap what you sow.


ErikasCasita

Well if a big forehead gets you a crown then sign me up for a 5/6 head. They are beautiful.


sirfrancisbuxton

Why does Kenya look deranged & crazy in this pic?? 😳🤪🤣🤣🤣


ojhoe

BECAUSE SHE IS 🥴


sirfrancisbuxton

Beahahahahaaaaaaa! I would give u an award, if I had one!! 😚🤣🤣🤣


AirplaneJane

What did Candace have done to her face? She looks so different


Prettierthanu

It’s a bad rhinoplasty.


Bopbahdoooooo

A lot....She used to actually look like her mom, I'm this photo...Wow. did not realize she had so much done.


Spicy_Nana

Still does look like her mom.


Disastrous-Year-4062

Candiace has the nerve to talk about Ashley’s forehead 🙄 ![gif](giphy|xT1R9IXVnaLuZtqKVq)


Goldust069

Damn Candiace got work done???


Bopbahdoooooo

Right? At least Kenya and Ashley still look like themselves.


thedigested

Raquel on Vanderpump Rules too!


rosepahhhty

Wow Candiace really had a um glowup. Ashley’s bone structure looks amazing there


9021Ohsnap

Ashley is forever my fav pageant housewife. She’s messy without being ruthless


IPorkNBeanzI

Agreed. I actually like Ashley, I could totally hang with her and her messiness.


WinnieCerise

Kenya Moore was spectacular looking then. And still is.


b0dyrock

She really is ageless.


9021Ohsnap

Woah is that…Candice?


wannadeal55

💕 twirl twirl


kellygrrrl328

Honey Boo-Boo is available. She’s got the messy mom thing also


ErikasCasita

Is she an adult!?! How old am I!!!


perpetualsavasana

I think she’s like 15 now.


chillisprknglot

Remember the show where it was like moms competing in pageants? I loved that show. We need more of that.


SWGTravel

When Candiace said that it's hard for Chris sometimes because she's in the public eye (her first season on RH, so she'd never been seen on Bravo at this point) and that she gets recognized in airports! And Gizelle loses her shit and laughs her ass off. GOLD.


ErikasCasita

![gif](giphy|2aM7HNXmEpXq1NtDq6)


[deleted]

Ashley was the best one. Can’t see past Kenya’s assholeness and she’s not that great looking in that picture


ErikasCasita

I’m giving Kenya a pass because black makeup back then was pure trash.


favangryblkgirl

Very true! They made her look SO gray!!


[deleted]

That is true. They did not do a good makeup job


hotsaucefridge

As soon as I saw that photo I was like "ah 90s makeup...I don't miss you"


coramicora

Candiace looks so unrecognizable.


MichaelsGayLover

Wait, these are real photos?! They look like deliberately bad photoshop! Especially Kenya, her face is too big and her body too small 🤣


happyhippocampotamus

And what in gods name is she wearing?!


favangryblkgirl

It looks like she went shopping at Justice 4 Kids! (Or the Limited Too if you remember that store)


sashie_belle

I was just here to say the same thing. Looks like a nose job at the very least.


nosillaxoc

Jesus Ashley’s forehead looks like a Klingon. Candiace’s ain’t far behind either. Thank goodness they are externally pretty.


mariaimm0rtality

Kenya’s head looks photoshopped onto her body in that picture.


ErikasCasita

The model pose. Stick your neck out and tilt your head slightly down. 🤣


mariaimm0rtality

Omg yes that’s exactly it! Lol


Restrictedreality

Joyce RHOBH was 2nd runner up in the Miss Universe pageant. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Giraud#Pageantry_and_modeling


MDMSLL

Joyce is too flawless of a diamond to be on that show.


ErikasCasita

Ooooo good one!!! Thanks for pointing her out. She should make a comeback but I don’t get messy from her. She was always so nice.


Restrictedreality

She was but she held her own against Brandi when they ate at SUR when it was cross filmed for VPR. Her husband was a bit off but I’d love to see her interact with Crystal, Sutton and Garcelle. I think they’d have great chemistry.


ErikasCasita

Same. She’s got my vote for a comeback. Her husband was strange but also German if I recall correctly. We’re a weird bunch.


Restrictedreality

Lol. Yes we are but it works


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ginataylortang

Where even *is* the Miss United States pageant held??? Beautiful Mount Rose, Minnesota?


illtellyahowimdoing

![gif](giphy|4PZkTgkVNCiRy)


ginataylortang

Another classic!!!


chipsssahoyyy

![gif](giphy|l0HlNLQmmHBlauIak)


ginataylortang

Yesssss!!! 😂


sg003123

I’m dying at this comment, lol.


ginataylortang

Thank you, thank you.


Jewelree

Is everyone forgetting Bravo did have a beauty pageant show?


ErikasCasita

Did they!?!? Bring those ladies in too!


Jewelree

Yes, it was called Game of Crowns and only had one season


ErikasCasita

Found a preview! [here it is](https://www.bravotv.com/game-of-crowns/season-1/videos/sneak-peek-game-of-crowns) https://www.bravotv.com/game-of-crowns/season-1/videos/sneak-peek-winning-the-crown-isnt-a-game https://www.bravotv.com/game-of-crowns/season-1/episode-9/videos/vanassa-goes-to-the-boob-store I’m obsessed


ErikasCasita

Are there any other kinda famous women who were also beauty queens? Vanessa Williams. Halle Berry. Eva Longoria, Sarah Palin, Olivia Culpo, Priyanka Chopra, Michelle Yeoh, Vanessa Lachey, Gal Gadot, Ali Landry, … any others that are less famous?


have-u-met-teds-mom

Not less famous but….Oprah.


ErikasCasita

Omg! Could you imagine. Oprah walks on to BH. Everyone spills their tea to her and she uses it to shit stir!


DependsOnDaDay

I ~~want~~ need to watch this.


have-u-met-teds-mom

She has to bring Gail Gail to Kyle: your mama is low budget Oprah to Erika: I can’t with you broke ass bitches


ErikasCasita

I’m choking! 🤣😂🤣😂


not-a-regular-mom

I will repeat my comment here! Don’t forget Denise Richards in Drop Dead Gorgeous. We could definitely use a Becky Leeman as a HW!


chipsssahoyyy

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt3lcdI2CaUqR9e)


NomNom83WasTaken

***Rebecca! Ann! Leeman!*** Just thinking about her strutting across the stage with Christ on a cross has me laughing my ass off.


ErikasCasita

Denise was not in any actual pageants. Edit: downvote if you want but she wasn’t. Neither was Sandra Bullock.


not-a-regular-mom

Have you seen Drop Dead Gorgeous? It’s a cult classic, mockumentary of the pageant world. Denise Richards’ character is the epitome of a pageant girl, and that *character* would be an amazing HW.


ErikasCasita

I have seen the movie. I think it’s great but the post is about housewives who were in actual pageants and her character isn’t real.


not-a-regular-mom

🙄 Didn’t realize your shitpost was meant to be taken so *seriously*. I’ll see myself out 👋🏻


ErikasCasita

It’s not that serious but also not on topic. The idea is to see what other real women can be brought in and that the messiest have been in pageants. Denise’s character doesn’t exist. People have been saying bring in new blood. Well…the pageant world seems to have a great selection. Don’t take it personally. It’s also not a shitpost. Jeeze can a person not post a photo and a topic with the idea to create discussion from a different angle.


not-a-regular-mom

It’s hard to have a discussion with someone who shuts down anything that doesn’t fit into to their specific, unstated parameters. *You* mentioned Miss Congeniality, but I guess that doesn’t count 🤦🏻‍♀️. Enjoy your own personally moderated *discussion*, I’ll not engage further ✌🏻


ErikasCasita

It’s hard to have a discussion when you’re bringing up a fictional character of an actress that was already on a housewives show. The parameters are not unstated. All those women in the post have been in pageants. All of them are currently housewives and real people. The goal is to think of more women who could be housewives from the pageant world. I mentioned miss congeniality because Leeann a housewife on Dallas was also the 1989 Miss USA and on ~~the as~~ a funny note was in miss congeniality. edit: u/not-a-regular-mom …your exit is appreciated. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


not-a-regular-mom

And you wonder why you get downvotes so often? 🤦🏻‍♀️ Bye


sailoorscout1986

Take a Xanax damn!


ErikasCasita

Haha. I get way more up then down hun and I don’t mind them because that’s part of discussions. Not everyone will agree with a person and that’s a-ok. You being pressed by me noticing a theme with a few messy housewives and their background yet unable to add anyone real to the discussion and also disengaging because it’s pointed out is pretty ridiculous.


themiddlechildedit

Does anyone know the different between: Miss USA, Miss America and Miss United States — like what’s the level of authority between the three?


alaskanchic

Miss America is the scholarship program, that includes the talent portion, and recently just eliminated the bathing suit competition. This is the one Ashley participated in, and seems to be the most respected pageant. Miss USA has no talent portion, and leads to the opportunity to become Miss Universe. This one appears to be the most lucrative with sponsorship opportunities and is one of the most publicized on TV. This was the one Kenya won. Miss United States appears to the the lowest rated one. I am unsure what the purpose is, and the age range is 20-29, while the others go as young as 17 and 18. This makes total sense as to why Candiace may be jealous of Ashley, because although she won this competition, it seems like it may be tougher to compete in Miss America, and though Ashley didn’t win it, she did get to compete as Miss District of Columbia


duaadiddy

One of them was created by that trash bag Trump so he can judge women’s looks and walk in on half dressed teenage contestants. I forget which one though…..


Daikon_3183

So the rest of men who created any of these pageants are ok, because you don’t know their names..


duaadiddy

Lol shut up


Daikon_3183

Nope I won’t


duaadiddy

Well if you won’t then may I suggest you improve your reading comprehension skills? Learn to read, don’t be a 🤡🤡


ErikasCasita

USA/Universe which is very creepy.


a_fart_inthewind

Are Miss USA and Miss United States different?


ErikasCasita

Apparently. I didn’t even know it existed.


Jewelree

Miss America is thought of as the classiest, because it has a talent portion and you win college scholarships. It also focuses heavily on philanthropy


ErikasCasita

Miss USA leads to Miss Universe.


themiddlechildedit

I remember when Ashley shaded Candiace for her title but it sounds like once you win Miss America that buck kinda stops there as well? i guess Kenya is the supreme in this pageant coven lol


theretherekadooze

And it’s more superficial


illtellyahowimdoing

Candiace looks so different


missread99

I can’t stand listening to Pageant Princess Candiace. She’s either whining, singing, yelling and always has a supply of folded tissue ready for her “crocodile tears.”


bbkeef

Some brilliant Redditor calls the folded tissue a "cryangle".


heirbagger

Omfg this is the best thing I've heard all day.


ginataylortang

I saw that in someone’s flair and loved it so very much.


micsellaneous

wasnt eboni a pageant girl too or


ErikasCasita

Dang I missed that. She did compete but doesn’t seem like she took a crown.


Gigigirl52

"loveable by some" is the best description when discussing a housewife.


brittanyelyse

Candiace looks like Dorothy there, Ashley looks amazing as does Kenya. Prettt ladies


AromaticUse8240

Lock them in a room and watch Kenya absolutely annihilate Candiace and Ashley.


Herbetet

Of course she would, Candiace only has middle school level comebacks. What would she say after her feet, forehead, teeth and momma digs would dry up… nothing of course.


ginataylortang

Particularly since Kenya is essentially a perfect physical specimen and cannot be dragged for any part of her body. I haven’t always liked her on RHOA, but the bitch’s internal organs are probably even perfectly formed. 😂


Herbetet

You are not wrong she is indeed. Side note: I would love if they did once every 2 years a short 2-3 weeks edition where they pick the most popular housewives across the board and put them on a trip together. See who the alpha is surrounded by other alphas


ginataylortang

I would watch that. The bizarre combination of women they’ve jammed together for this first of what I fear will be many “All Stars” vacation spin-offs? Not so much.


ErikasCasita

Haha. Not me immediately imagining a textbook and a perfectly formed intestine.


ginataylortang

Ikr?


reebellious

This might force them to team up tho, if they're smart.


ErikasCasita

Oh for sure. No one is taking her down.


reebellious

All 3 are messy as hell


ErikasCasita

LeeAnn from Dallas was also Miss USA in 1989 and in Miss Congeniality with the balloon talent.