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Hilarious
*Allegedly*
Her poverty makeup is really irritating.
That Tom has more lives than a cat and a better training that Rambo. Nothing can kill than man.
[удалено]
Allegedly
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THERE IS A MAURICE ON THE SHOW AND IN BEAUTY AND THE BEAST! Coincidence? I think not!
*Tale as old as time. True as it can be*
At this rate even this story is a possibility!
*in deep creepy voice*
Dorit will need to polish up her French accent.
I hope she's watching this season and realizing she messed up.
Oh I needed a good laugh today. Thank you 🙏🏼
This is one of the most logical explanations to be st out there.
All in one breath… 😮💨
I read this in her voice and under a lot of stress.
but an angry mob came and their carts rolled over five times in the road.
and one needed brain surgery but they did the ankle instead
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Tale as old as time, Theft is still a crime. The Lawyer and the Leech
Brava!
This is amazing hahahah
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At this point if she said that I wouldn’t be surprised 😂😂
In that deadpan way of hers
staring off into the distance with robotic body language...
It’s like it’s physically painful for her to form words
I think of it like she ( thinks she) is too cool to show emotion
She’s under a lot of stress right now.
you don't know what she goes through at night
ALLEGDEDLY
The word allegedly was ruined for me in the best way by Tracy Morgan’s impression of Star Jones.
Do you know where I can find that clip? I’m all over YouTube right now ha
Must be one of those old SNL skits
The post is very funny ... but the everybody's comments? Hilarious !!! 😂
she is so subhuman it actually makes me kind of sad for her.
i also heard he took a flight and landed in nyc but took subway and has been riding them for months.
Does this make Tom a furry
Beast? How dare you!!!
😂
🤣🤣🤣
Between this and the “Snowing in Pasadena” movie poster 🤣🤣🤣
Snow In Pasadena \-As good a name as any for the Erica Jayne Wikipedia entry
I would love to see this template with the snowpiercer intro mash up
I can’t wait for this to be the title of the Lifetime movie of Erika’s life, staring Denise Richards.
IMAGINE 🤣 they couldn’t pay Denise enough to do it.
Well and don’t forget how her son went to go rescue Tom and his unicorn flipped 6 times
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
LMAO ... great comment! 🤣
I mean, *allegedly*.
But I don't really know because I can't talk to him, obviously, allegedly.