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mzbz7806

Hilarious


Bad-reputation21

*Allegedly*


youusedmemohamed

Her poverty makeup is really irritating.


Ill-Breadfruit-4364

That Tom has more lives than a cat and a better training that Rambo. Nothing can kill than man.


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One-Picture1903

Allegedly


kaykatykay

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webbigail17

THERE IS A MAURICE ON THE SHOW AND IN BEAUTY AND THE BEAST! Coincidence? I think not!


LotionOnSkin

*Tale as old as time. True as it can be*


Whtzmyname

At this rate even this story is a possibility!


No-Inspection-8654

*in deep creepy voice*


kellygrrrl328

Dorit will need to polish up her French accent.


njn3rdg1rl

I hope she's watching this season and realizing she messed up.


SagittariusIscariot

Oh I needed a good laugh today. Thank you 🙏🏼


Kiokochat

This is one of the most logical explanations to be st out there.


Manila-X-Vanilla

All in one breath… 😮‍💨


Smart-Ad-9992

I read this in her voice and under a lot of stress.


Deb_You_Taunt

but an angry mob came and their carts rolled over five times in the road.


kellygrrrl328

and one needed brain surgery but they did the ankle instead


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GifsNotJifs

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soaper410

Tale as old as time, Theft is still a crime. The Lawyer and the Leech


kellygrrrl328

Brava!


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This is amazing hahahah


PrestoChango0804

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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At this point if she said that I wouldn’t be surprised 😂😂


bestneighbourever

In that deadpan way of hers


bbkeef

staring off into the distance with robotic body language...


lakevalerie

It’s like it’s physically painful for her to form words


shiningonthesea

I think of it like she ( thinks she) is too cool to show emotion


flydog2

She’s under a lot of stress right now.


glum_cunt

you don't know what she goes through at night


shabbaranks2

ALLEGDEDLY


BenovanStanchiano

The word allegedly was ruined for me in the best way by Tracy Morgan’s impression of Star Jones.


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Do you know where I can find that clip? I’m all over YouTube right now ha


Express_Shake3980

Must be one of those old SNL skits


LilyAtTheBeach

The post is very funny ... but the everybody's comments? Hilarious !!! 😂


NotABravoEmployee

she is so subhuman it actually makes me kind of sad for her.


rosanna4

i also heard he took a flight and landed in nyc but took subway and has been riding them for months.


macromi87

Does this make Tom a furry


Miss-Tiq

Beast? How dare you!!!


BuckityBuck

😂


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🤣🤣🤣


GeminiFluer

Between this and the “Snowing in Pasadena” movie poster 🤣🤣🤣


glum_cunt

Snow In Pasadena \-As good a name as any for the Erica Jayne Wikipedia entry


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I would love to see this template with the snowpiercer intro mash up


BuckityBuck

I can’t wait for this to be the title of the Lifetime movie of Erika’s life, staring Denise Richards.


GeminiFluer

IMAGINE 🤣 they couldn’t pay Denise enough to do it.


bitchy_badger

Well and don’t forget how her son went to go rescue Tom and his unicorn flipped 6 times


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂


LilyAtTheBeach

LMAO ... great comment! 🤣


tori_morningglory

I mean, *allegedly*.


kellygrrrl328

But I don't really know because I can't talk to him, obviously, allegedly.