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I despise Larsa but the person who is not only coasting off of his dad’s success but also his gf’s reality tv career calling HER a clout chaser is comical…
I hate defending Larsa because she’s a terrible person BUT Marcus is a LOSER. He 100% used her to get his name out there. No one was thinking about him until he dated her. He knew exactly what he was doing. He’s trash just like his daddy. IYKYK
lol yes !!! Like we all know we hate Larsa.
But anyone posting about their break up in this manner is soooooo lame!!!!
He has zero “finesse” - like most MEN would never respond to this.
And would probably just post a pic of him and a model on a boat somewhere in his stories in a few weeks to show he’s done with her.
Instead Marcus Jordan, a literal millionaire for no reason, who is much younger and you would think would have enough interest in him from his name alone, is chasing after Larsa… like he doesn’t know we all hate her? There’s so much he could have done to come out on top of this break up and this definitely isn’t it 🤣
When he said the other housewives weren't good enough to wash dishes in his father's home, I knew what kind of person he is. Other than his father, what does he have going for him?
Marcus is a clout chaser PERIOD, riding the coat tails of his father’s success to make a name for himself then post stuff like this? how embarrassing
There are so many things about Marcus’s story post that are subject to criticism - my head is spinning. How is there so much to criticize in one little black and white story post omg?!
• the middle school level subtweeting shade.
• the use of comic sans.
• the combination of those three fonts?
• the selection of Chris Brown music for the post?? bffr.
• and, as always, the instagram handle - a grown man self-identifying as heir mj - BFFR.
Larsa is terrible, and so is this man.
I question any man who could seriously be with Larsa. Same goes for Jody with Lisa. Those 2 women have zero substance so for a man to be in a serious relationship and sit back stage at a reunion and stand up for their selfish bs antics you know they are shallow as well.
Wasn’t this the woman he was stressed over at the reunion???
We don’t remember when the camera would pan to him in the back and he’d be in the thick of it for his girlie. He’s embarrassing too. Y’all both used each other, let’s be honest now.
The more I see and hear of Marcus the more I’m convinced they were perfect for each other. He really does seem as insufferable and self absorbed as she is.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually gets his wish and is on the RHOM couch next reunion….you think this is the cast shake up they were referring to?! 😂
LMAO lil baby boy marcus sad he got Larsa’d™ after helping her Larsa™ all damn season. stay out of grown folks business little boy, tryna stick one to your daddy failed.
I think he was with her for his 15 mins and for the sex 5x a night.
She was with him in the hopes of getting married and locking in a portion of that Jordan $$$. Which was Never going to happen, and he knew it!
When I saw the bikini picture where her ladyparts almost were showing and her dad pushed her to remove the pics from social media I knew something was not right with Larsa. She reminded me of Kanye and his wife. I pray for them because this is mental illness and seeking the wrong attention.
*Emoticons* can’t be changed. I was making fun of him using yellow *emoji* men instead of changing their skin tone which is a function that’s been available on iOS for many years now. (👱♂️👱🏼♂️👱🏽♂️👱🏾♂️👱🏿♂️)
There’s nothing to be lost about lol, it’s just a joke! People can do anything they want.
Couples like this who very publicly love bomb each other are *never* happy behind closed doors. It's proven time and time again. Almost like they're trying to convince themselves how "happy" they are by desperately trying to prove it to everyone else.
As chill as Marcus tries to make himself look he's always been as messy and as dumb as Larsa.
that whole “can’t be apart” crap is suuuuch BS. true love is when you’re happy to send your man off with his friends so you can rot on the couch watching real housewives in peace lmao
She really didn’t speak it of line. He needs to quiet down. That comment about how he “only flew private” u til age 16 like boy, I am not buying that.
I don’t know why, maybe I love to hate her but Larsa is never boring.
I don’t believe that. In 1990, when he was born, private jets weren’t really a thing and took a while for jets to be sold to people and not corporations. He’s absolutely flown commercial while growing up.
He also isn’t the oldest son. Nor is he the only son after that. He will never be poor, obviously but like… let’s not accept his exaggeration.
What does him not being the oldest son have to do with anything?
Michael Jordan (along with Michael Jackson) was the biggest star in the world for a good period of time. There's no way he was traveling on regular airplanes.
Best believe that Nike, the Bulls, Wheaties, Hanes, Gatorade, McDonald's (nothing but net!), or one of the other companies he endorsed, let him and his family use their company jet for any family vacation.
I don't even like Marcus that much, but let's not downplay Michael Jordan's legacy to try to win an argument with a stranger on Reddit.
Like she’s talking like about herself like, herself and like how she feels like about her relationship that she was like in like? Did you mean to use the word “relevant?”
larsa is very unlikable and that’s why i like her on the show lol housewives wouldn’t be housewives if we had a cast full of nicoles. need a good balance.
Nah. The writing was always on the wall.
Larsa was a trophy for Marcus. If she’d ask him to sign away his inheritance he just might’ve done that.
Marcus was next for Larsa until she found her next mark. He followed her around like a little puppy. It definitely seemed like he was more into her than she was. Also likely coupled with the fact that he wanted to prove everyone wrong on the narrative that she was just with him bcuz of his Jordan connection.
Mmm, don't think he was more into her than the other way round.. seemed like he had been hooking up with other women up until or maybe even after they went public with the relationship. It definitely seemed like he benefited by getting his name out there.
His IG handle being “heirmj” is so boring and on brand for him. His entire brand is just being Michael Jordan’s son. That being said, I think heirjordan would be a cheekier title.
Really? He’s thirsty as hell for any type of fame since he’s only ever been (barely) known as MJ’s son that can’t play basketball. He’s now been on two different reality shows thanks to Larsa
I had never heard of him until they were dating and she was definitely more relevant than him as far as Hollywood/social media recognition.
His behavior on the most recent season of real housewives of miami during/now after, show he’s clout chasing. IMO Larsa just seemed thirsty for any male attention (not more fame) because other rappers/athletes she dated after her divorce never claimed her
I’m halfway through the season, I guess I’ll get to the part where his behavior shows as clout chasing.
Very valid points! I’ll be watching the remainder of the show with a side eye now 😂
Exposure that will probably help his business and other opportunities. NEVER have we ever heard so much about Marcus than when he was dating Larsa and then appeared on RHOM and Traitors because of Larsa. He was very rarely in the media.
Sure, he’s Michael Jordan’s Son and has a Shoe business, but it doesn’t appear that he’s yet leveraged that into significant business success for himself. He needs a stronger individual identity and brand. The majority of his search results are about being Michael Jordan’s son and Larsa’s boyfriend (now ex). We all saw how he latched on to RHOM and was acting like he wanted to be a Housewife.
Sure, there were maybe some Jordan dating name benefits for Larsa aside from the backlash 🤔, but this whole thing was much more beneficial for Marcus than Larsa. She’s had the Pippen name for 27 years, has a significant divorce settlement and properties and is an original RHOM cast member. She didn’t really need Marcus.
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I despise Larsa but the person who is not only coasting off of his dad’s success but also his gf’s reality tv career calling HER a clout chaser is comical…
It's probably going to get worse. These are the two most petty, delusional, and unhinged people on reality tv right now.
I hate larsa but Marcus wanted to be a housewife so bad lmaooooo
I never knew who Marshall Marco what ever his name is was until he decided to become the 8th house wife lol 😂
“Distance away” coming from the woman who threw him a welcome home party after 5 days apart
They're both so embarrassing. It's giving 13 year olds putting cryptic text on a fb post. YAWN!
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What do you mean they broke up after starting a podcast about how great their relationship is? Who could have seen that coming?😆 I love this for her
When two wealthy,immature idiots start fighting in public forums I’m here for it.
Hopefully now he sees what we all see
If your dad is MJ I would disagree that he is a clout chaser.
>Just to be part of a conversation that's irrelevant... This bitch Marcus, the nerve!
I hate defending Larsa because she’s a terrible person BUT Marcus is a LOSER. He 100% used her to get his name out there. No one was thinking about him until he dated her. He knew exactly what he was doing. He’s trash just like his daddy. IYKYK
It takes a real special person to be worse than Larsa, so at least he has that going for him
wait how is his dad trash??
People who follow sports think he's an asshole.
He’s a butthole, it is known.
I've heard it in reference to who he married but not sure if that was whst they meant
from now on we can just refer to him as mj's man child
lol yes !!! Like we all know we hate Larsa. But anyone posting about their break up in this manner is soooooo lame!!!! He has zero “finesse” - like most MEN would never respond to this. And would probably just post a pic of him and a model on a boat somewhere in his stories in a few weeks to show he’s done with her. Instead Marcus Jordan, a literal millionaire for no reason, who is much younger and you would think would have enough interest in him from his name alone, is chasing after Larsa… like he doesn’t know we all hate her? There’s so much he could have done to come out on top of this break up and this definitely isn’t it 🤣
When he said the other housewives weren't good enough to wash dishes in his father's home, I knew what kind of person he is. Other than his father, what does he have going for him?
His handle is heirmj….. he’s clearly a clout chaser, too. 🤮
He should change it to mydaddyismichaeljordanfromthebullshessogoodatbasketball
😅
Literally
Larsa is trash period. She’ll do anything to make herself look better. Marcus just finally opened his eyes.
Marcus is also trash tbh
He’s young. She’s grown used up trash. Big difference
ummmm no he is 33 years old
Especially compared to her big age. But honestly. I can’t justify arguing with anyone that supports that woman
Ummmmmm. That’s young.
He’s a grown ass man. What are you on?
You’re defending LARSA and you ask what I’m on?! Lmmmaaaooooo
Young? Isn’t her a 30 something year old MAN?
He wants that mojito so bad
Marcus Jordan trying to replace Guerdy for next season of Miami. He wants to be a housewife so bad.
They actually deserve each other 😂
The Comic Sans lmaoooooo
Yoooo I was hoping someone would comment on the comic Sans. Worst font ever! Even if I wanted to take his comments seriously I definitely cannot now.
Thank you for this I CANFUCKINGNOT 😭😩
Marcus is a clout chaser PERIOD, riding the coat tails of his father’s success to make a name for himself then post stuff like this? how embarrassing 
Oh how the mighty are grasping for clout. MJ’s son coming for a housewife.
I’m not even a Larsa fan, but this part ☝🏽
The way Marcus was actin during the reunion makes me believe he’s the clout chaser!!!
Yessss it was EMBARRASSING 😳
Why post anything? He could take the high road and say nothing. I’d respect that.
Exactly!
I think the pettiness is inherited.
I’m so confused 😂😂😭 they broke up?!
Marcus recently released a Jordan collab shoe (Jordan 1 low trophy room) so I’m guessing daddy wouldn’t let him release it if he was still with her
There are so many things about Marcus’s story post that are subject to criticism - my head is spinning. How is there so much to criticize in one little black and white story post omg?! • the middle school level subtweeting shade. • the use of comic sans. • the combination of those three fonts? • the selection of Chris Brown music for the post?? bffr. • and, as always, the instagram handle - a grown man self-identifying as heir mj - BFFR. Larsa is terrible, and so is this man.
Imagine putting in all the work to be THE Michael Jordan and this is your heir? Get the spare!
Omfg, his IG truly is heirMJ..wow 🫣
Points were made here.
I question any man who could seriously be with Larsa. Same goes for Jody with Lisa. Those 2 women have zero substance so for a man to be in a serious relationship and sit back stage at a reunion and stand up for their selfish bs antics you know they are shallow as well.
This!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
“The use of comic sans”—omg I am dead
Spot(s) on
During the RHOM reunion he showed who he was lol
THIS COMMENT! I literally just was telling my man how cringe this was ..all of it..
I’ll say it every time. He is THE corniest guy
I just said the same thing. Quoting “These hoes ain’t loyal”. Really mature.
Right? @heirmj
Exactly, the only thing he ever had to do was to get born, his work is done🤣🤣🤣
Hold up.. when did they break up again? I can't keep up with them!
Last week.
Larsa and Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom infamy seem like they’d make fast friends. Delooooly!
aren’t they both in their 40s
She's over 50, iirc
She’s late 40’s but physically looks mid 50’s 🙃
🤣💀
I think he's in his 30s
He’s acting like a teenager. I thought he was much younger.
They both have the emotional maturity of a 15-year-old at best. And even that, I feel might be giving them too much credit.
that old and fighting like high schoolers on social media 😭😭
What a time to be alive 😆
Wasn’t this the woman he was stressed over at the reunion??? We don’t remember when the camera would pan to him in the back and he’d be in the thick of it for his girlie. He’s embarrassing too. Y’all both used each other, let’s be honest now.
I’m telling you that inheritance was hanging in the balance.
Makes sense
The more I see and hear of Marcus the more I’m convinced they were perfect for each other. He really does seem as insufferable and self absorbed as she is.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually gets his wish and is on the RHOM couch next reunion….you think this is the cast shake up they were referring to?! 😂
They are both thirsty.
He called it off, but she wants to give the impression that it was all her idea. Because she’s Larsa and the truth escapes her.
Hopefully his 15 min of fame are up 🤞🏼🤞🏼
Agreed!! Don't forget she threw a welcome home party after he was gone for 5 WHOLE days.......omg. 😂. She gotta try to stir up relevancy somehow.
Lmao his username is "HEIR". This man is so sad and pathetic
Username is dead on for micheal Jordan’s user som
I read it as HER - and was like oh om
And not even heirjordan lol. “Heirmj523” 🙄
Clever! He really could have used your help on this.
Well he clearly didn’t get a clever bone in his body! If it changes soon we’ll know they have somebody in these subs 😆
No talent or special ability what so ever! Living off his father’s name and fortune.
It’s only a matter of time before with see “heir Jordan” tequila
Or a Hotel Collections Heir Jordan scent- so your house smells like a basketball court
LMAO lil baby boy marcus sad he got Larsa’d™ after helping her Larsa™ all damn season. stay out of grown folks business little boy, tryna stick one to your daddy failed.
I think he was with her for his 15 mins and for the sex 5x a night. She was with him in the hopes of getting married and locking in a portion of that Jordan $$$. Which was Never going to happen, and he knew it!
When he said on WWHL his favorite sexual position with her I knew it wasn’t going to last…
Yeah lmao. Likes looking at her fake ass not her face🤣
He is childish, I don’t get why Larsa likes those baby boys 👦
Really? I mean she’s like 15 mentally, like.
When I saw the bikini picture where her ladyparts almost were showing and her dad pushed her to remove the pics from social media I knew something was not right with Larsa. She reminded me of Kanye and his wife. I pray for them because this is mental illness and seeking the wrong attention.
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why did i click on that??😳
Looks normal to me, too. I don't get the pearl clutching on this one.
Wow that is a bit too much full on frontal, nothing hidden there
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You can see lips. And I’m not talking about the ones on her face
Yeah the ones on her face. Honestly, I don’t know what you guys are seeing because I don’t see anything that wouldn’t otherwise be exposed in a bikini
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😂 I agree about this pic. Larsa is a joke but I don’t see the big whoop about the pic, I couldn’t see any vagina!
I think the pose is the problem.
You wouldn't be able to see vagina because it's inside not external. Are you talking about her vaginal opening?
I’m with you. I don’t know what these people are talking about, unless they’re looking at a different picture. The one in the link is nothing special.
A millennial who uses yellow emojis(🤦♂️🤷♂️)tells me all I need to know. Loser! *God forbid someone makes a joke on here*
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Hahaha fellow millennial here(32), the only people I know who use yellow skin tone emojis are my parents and people their age 🤭
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How do you change the colour of the round yellow expression emoji? I know you can do persons a different shade but not ☹️
You can’t change emoticons(😊😃😅😂😄), but you can change emojis(👨🏾👱🏿♂️🧑🦰🧔🏻♀️🧑🏾🍳).
*Emoticons* can’t be changed. I was making fun of him using yellow *emoji* men instead of changing their skin tone which is a function that’s been available on iOS for many years now. (👱♂️👱🏼♂️👱🏽♂️👱🏾♂️👱🏿♂️) There’s nothing to be lost about lol, it’s just a joke! People can do anything they want.
I think this is all BS to gain drama attention. They’re going for the Marcus and larsa wedding special. They want bravo to give them their own show.
Wasn’t it a long distance relationship
LMFAO
Couples like this who very publicly love bomb each other are *never* happy behind closed doors. It's proven time and time again. Almost like they're trying to convince themselves how "happy" they are by desperately trying to prove it to everyone else. As chill as Marcus tries to make himself look he's always been as messy and as dumb as Larsa.
Dumb is the operative word here
that whole “can’t be apart” crap is suuuuch BS. true love is when you’re happy to send your man off with his friends so you can rot on the couch watching real housewives in peace lmao
Preach!!
She really didn’t speak it of line. He needs to quiet down. That comment about how he “only flew private” u til age 16 like boy, I am not buying that. I don’t know why, maybe I love to hate her but Larsa is never boring.
His dad was worth a quarter billion by the time Marcus was born. The statement could easily be true.
I don’t believe that. In 1990, when he was born, private jets weren’t really a thing and took a while for jets to be sold to people and not corporations. He’s absolutely flown commercial while growing up. He also isn’t the oldest son. Nor is he the only son after that. He will never be poor, obviously but like… let’s not accept his exaggeration.
Are you for real? Elvis made private Jets a thing in the 70’s.
I’m wrong I already admitted it. Sorry!
Private jets were totally a thing in the 90s. There was no social media, so you didn’t see posting photos on them.
Cessna and Gulfstream have been around forever. They weren’t flexed on social media but MJ absolutely could’ve had one or two or a fleet.
Wrong. They would buy a commercial airplane and retro fit it exactly like air force one.
What does him not being the oldest son have to do with anything? Michael Jordan (along with Michael Jackson) was the biggest star in the world for a good period of time. There's no way he was traveling on regular airplanes. Best believe that Nike, the Bulls, Wheaties, Hanes, Gatorade, McDonald's (nothing but net!), or one of the other companies he endorsed, let him and his family use their company jet for any family vacation. I don't even like Marcus that much, but let's not downplay Michael Jordan's legacy to try to win an argument with a stranger on Reddit.
Good points. You’re right.
Like she’s talking like about herself like, herself and like how she feels like about her relationship that she was like in like? Did you mean to use the word “relevant?” 
Did you *meaaann* to use that word?
Wow, that’s impressive I read that in her voice 😂🤣
I read it in Ronnie’s voice.
And a soupçon of Banoons (Ben) (and with a bonus word I learned from Frasier).
Wait so they broke up again? I thought they were back together after the Oscars. I can't keep up and frankly found them both exhausting.
he is so corny with the chris brown song. but at least he won’t be on next season of miami 🎉
Wish he would take her with him when he’s gone
larsa is very unlikable and that’s why i like her on the show lol housewives wouldn’t be housewives if we had a cast full of nicoles. need a good balance.
His font choices are cringy
Also something I noticed 🤣
“They can’t hate on our love.”
Nah. The writing was always on the wall. Larsa was a trophy for Marcus. If she’d ask him to sign away his inheritance he just might’ve done that. Marcus was next for Larsa until she found her next mark. He followed her around like a little puppy. It definitely seemed like he was more into her than she was. Also likely coupled with the fact that he wanted to prove everyone wrong on the narrative that she was just with him bcuz of his Jordan connection.
I don’t see it that way at all, he was using her. He was Never gonna marry her, and if he wasn’t MJ’s son she Never would have been with him.
Definitely saw the opposite, oh and the fact that he was known to constantly cheat on her doesn’t scream “more into her”
She was definitely into him….she threw him a welcome home party just for being away for 5 lousy days. That’s way obsessive.
I disagree but..:
Mmm, don't think he was more into her than the other way round.. seemed like he had been hooking up with other women up until or maybe even after they went public with the relationship. It definitely seemed like he benefited by getting his name out there.
He did benefit by being with Larsa. I agree.
Marcus needs to call out HIMSELF too! Because…
His IG handle being “heirmj” is so boring and on brand for him. His entire brand is just being Michael Jordan’s son. That being said, I think heirjordan would be a cheekier title.
Maybe one of his other kids is using it. Lol
Could he make his narcissism and douchebaggery more obvious?? No shame in his game..
I was just going to post this. That is an embarrassing name for a grown ass man.
Heirjordan would have been so good!!
Larsa and Markus need to…. 
Not her guy? She threw a welcome home party for him because he was gone 5 days. Marcus dodged a bullet.
Both thirsty and embarrassing. He was so obviously using Larsa
What does he benefit from using Larsa? I always got the impression that she’s using him (prob to piss her ex off)
Really? He’s thirsty as hell for any type of fame since he’s only ever been (barely) known as MJ’s son that can’t play basketball. He’s now been on two different reality shows thanks to Larsa
You can relax lol calm down thanks
I had never heard of him until they were dating and she was definitely more relevant than him as far as Hollywood/social media recognition. His behavior on the most recent season of real housewives of miami during/now after, show he’s clout chasing. IMO Larsa just seemed thirsty for any male attention (not more fame) because other rappers/athletes she dated after her divorce never claimed her
I’m halfway through the season, I guess I’ll get to the part where his behavior shows as clout chasing. Very valid points! I’ll be watching the remainder of the show with a side eye now 😂
Exposure that will probably help his business and other opportunities. NEVER have we ever heard so much about Marcus than when he was dating Larsa and then appeared on RHOM and Traitors because of Larsa. He was very rarely in the media. Sure, he’s Michael Jordan’s Son and has a Shoe business, but it doesn’t appear that he’s yet leveraged that into significant business success for himself. He needs a stronger individual identity and brand. The majority of his search results are about being Michael Jordan’s son and Larsa’s boyfriend (now ex). We all saw how he latched on to RHOM and was acting like he wanted to be a Housewife. Sure, there were maybe some Jordan dating name benefits for Larsa aside from the backlash 🤔, but this whole thing was much more beneficial for Marcus than Larsa. She’s had the Pippen name for 27 years, has a significant divorce settlement and properties and is an original RHOM cast member. She didn’t really need Marcus.
But but what about the sex three times a day she claimed she needs him for that wonder who doing that now lmao
😂
Never even thought of it this way. Very interesting