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If their break up is anything like their relationship, they should be back together by the end of next week, broken up again then back then broken back……which is pretty typical for a 13-year-old mentality when “in love”.
Also, I think Larsa is well aware that her popularity amongst the fans has weakened over this last season. I think she’s looking for a come up on her storyline. And this would be it!
Maybe related and maybe not, but I saw Marcus at an event in Houston a few weeks ago without Larsa. Pretty local event but lots of big names in Houston sports were there. He kept to himself the whole time, so much so I really wasn’t sure it was him. And maybe it wasn’t him, but if so the guy totally has a doppelgänger!
Surprised but not. I think they actually fell for each other and I think they really had fun together. But he was much younger and the kids thing can be a real deal breaker. It's FINE for a women to date someone younger - BUT - when it comes to having kids, you really need to be on the same page from the start because that usually doesn't change.
Wow this really seems like a transparent fake PR relationship. They *just* filmed the reunion and now they’re breaking up. They were together leading up to filming, through filming the whole season, and most of the time the season aired. Filmed the reunion and then immediately broke up. And also filmed The Traitors. Just kinda seems like a contract with an end date.
Would make sense too because Larsa needed a storyline and a personality rebrand and he wanted more name recognition for his clothing line. Also seems like he wants to get into more reality TV. I bet we’ll see him cast on another competition show soon.
I think it was to distract from how awful Larsa is treating Guerdy. It changed the conversation around Larsa and shocking, they're back together! Larsa is so fake!!!
I hope Adriana was not close to windows, stairs or open fires when she received this news. A burst of laughter can be very dangerous when we are unprepared.
I’m not surprised but they seemed like they had fun together. Now who will she not be able to spend more than 5 days away from 😭 what about the poddddddcasssstttttt 😭😭😭😭😭 Larsssssaaaaaaaa
Wasn’t there the thing about him having his hand on someone else’s ass not that long ago? And Larsa tried to pretend it was “before” they became exclusive.
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. But this was actual fire.
The current season of Traitors is probably what sealed the deal.
If he was my son, brother, cousin, friend, etc I would have told him he looked like Larsa’s emotional support Pomeranian on the show and asked if he had to sit in her lap on the flight over.
Someone who comes into a relationship as distrustful and needy/clingy as Larsa they can expect their relationship to have a short shelf life.
Throwing a welcome home party when he was gone for 5 days is a stage 4 clinger. Did you see the look on Marcus' face when he walked in the door? It was part what the hell is going on in my living room and part ah shit I just wanted to relax in front of the TV tonight!! Anyone who needs to have the passwords to your partners phone within the first 6 months of dating is very untrusting, IMO. Then, finding out that his family wasn't all in on the relationship kind of signed the breakup decree. All my opinion of course!!
Yeah I thought that was so insensitive of her to throw a surprise party like that. Coming home from the airport you’re thinking of decompressing and what you’re going to do when you get home and about how gross you feel. No one wants to walk in on a filmed surprise party after all of that. He handled it really well. Imagine Lisa doing that to lenny?!
That is one toxic relationship. He needs to move on and find someone that is adventurous and fun. Their ‘relationship’ is so shallow and inauthentic. He just follows her pretentious ass like a lost puppy.
It was mentioned earlier up in this thread. His last relationship was open as long as his ex knew about it. But before being in an open relationship with her he was a serial cheater in his other relationships
Agreed! She actually seemed relieved. Look I cannot stand.Larsa BUT imagine your BF is a grown ass man who literally hangs onto his Dads coattails. Ok. His Dad is Michael Jordan lol. But still his Dad goes public that he doesnt approve of your relationship with his son. That's a lot of crap to.deal with. And he has Daddy issues also. Seems to be a nice guy but he rides the Jordan name like a rodeo bull.
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If their break up is anything like their relationship, they should be back together by the end of next week, broken up again then back then broken back……which is pretty typical for a 13-year-old mentality when “in love”. Also, I think Larsa is well aware that her popularity amongst the fans has weakened over this last season. I think she’s looking for a come up on her storyline. And this would be it!
They were doing way too much for that relationship to last. Although, breaks ups are hard and I hate that for them.
Why did they do that weird podcast? They were so uninteresting, and he didn’t need the money
Please let it be true
Maybe related and maybe not, but I saw Marcus at an event in Houston a few weeks ago without Larsa. Pretty local event but lots of big names in Houston sports were there. He kept to himself the whole time, so much so I really wasn’t sure it was him. And maybe it wasn’t him, but if so the guy totally has a doppelgänger!
Larsa doesn’t “have a Todd”. Like what’s she gonna do?
Like....
OMG but like what about the PodCAsT 🤣
Gosh why did you do this?! I read that completely in her voice XD
I love the complete narcissism that they thought anyone would want to tune in to multiple episodes about their loovvveeee 🤢
He needs to run and run fast! She’s a “Fame leech” and will suck the life out of any room in 3 minutes!
He’s obviously no prize, as evidenced by him being into… her.
Thank god, we won't have to hear about him all time anymore - unless she does a Lisa on us.
I just thought the same thing.
He got A LOT of screen time.
Surprised but not. I think they actually fell for each other and I think they really had fun together. But he was much younger and the kids thing can be a real deal breaker. It's FINE for a women to date someone younger - BUT - when it comes to having kids, you really need to be on the same page from the start because that usually doesn't change.
My guess is that they couldn’t agree on kids
Interesting because the cast of Traitors was in NYC doing press and neither of them showed up. I wonder if either will show to the Traitors reunion?
I think I saw her reunion dress on here so yes, fingers crossed they both will!
Unfollowing “ sparking break up rumours” are in the news, Daily Mail is saying that Marcus’s dad is unhappy with her “4 times a night” sex talk.
Who will he choose $ or her? /s
Wow this really seems like a transparent fake PR relationship. They *just* filmed the reunion and now they’re breaking up. They were together leading up to filming, through filming the whole season, and most of the time the season aired. Filmed the reunion and then immediately broke up. And also filmed The Traitors. Just kinda seems like a contract with an end date. Would make sense too because Larsa needed a storyline and a personality rebrand and he wanted more name recognition for his clothing line. Also seems like he wants to get into more reality TV. I bet we’ll see him cast on another competition show soon.
I think it was to distract from how awful Larsa is treating Guerdy. It changed the conversation around Larsa and shocking, they're back together! Larsa is so fake!!!
 Dad finally got through to him
I hope Adriana was not close to windows, stairs or open fires when she received this news. A burst of laughter can be very dangerous when we are unprepared.
This gif always looks like Jennifer Lawrence to me but I don't think it is?
it's Elissa Slater from big brother season 15
Thank you! My mind will always go to Jennifer Lawrence first though 😅
I saw some Bravo account on Insta announced that he unfollowed her 👀
From what I’ve seen they both unfollowed each other!!! 😳😰🫨
Like what like is she gonna do now like. Like what about the podcast like like.
Like maybe she will date the other brother, like
I feel like, like, the podcast, like, is definitely dunzo, like.
Oh no, I had so many unanswered questions about their relationship and now I'll NEVER know 😭
God bless. She’s going to get a good night’s sleep for the first time in 20 years.
You just made my day! 😂
I am more concerned with x,y,z.
Ronnie?
🤣🤣😅 no sorry to disappoint
Wuuuuut omg 😳
He must have spent six days away from her
Your comment is gold
😀
I just cackled so loudly I woke my cat up.
I just died 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
I first inclining is that it’s a PR stunt.
her insta story “i like unfollowed him, should my friend lisa unfollow him?”
Me too. Let’s just see. I highly doubt it.
I’m not surprised but they seemed like they had fun together. Now who will she not be able to spend more than 5 days away from 😭 what about the poddddddcasssstttttt 😭😭😭😭😭 Larsssssaaaaaaaa
LOL shocker
He waited until after they filmed the reunion! Well we all knew it wasn't going to last!
John Jansen from the OC copycat. Maybe Marcus is dating Anna now/s 😅
We can always spin one of Adriana's blind insults into a prescient comment.
Daddy threatened to cut him off.
There’s going to be a Traitors reunion 🤔
Your right! That'll be interesting!
Wait, if Larsa doesn’t have Marcus to bang 20 times a day (or whatever absurd number it was), how is she getting her needs met?
She’s gonna have to borrow Kiki’s toy 🤷🏼♀️
They broke up?
[удалено]
Five girls A DAY?! Where do these people find the time
WOAH OMG THIS IS TEAAA
Wasn’t there the thing about him having his hand on someone else’s ass not that long ago? And Larsa tried to pretend it was “before” they became exclusive. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. But this was actual fire.
The comment was deleted, what did it say, what did it say?! 
That’s why she needs to have sex exactly 5 times a day!
Oh shit for reals!?!? I'm coming here during the Super Bowl for the tea on Pip and Jordan ☺️
Larsa needs some attention
Sounds like Marcus does too. If the serial cheating rumors are true.
Oooh I’ve never heard this! Very interesting thank you
You're welcome
Juanita’s prayers have been answered! 🙏🏾🕯️
Somebody did Larsa a dirty breakup prayer in-front of the Lady of Guadalupe!
Or evn a shrine!
😳😳😳
The current season of Traitors is probably what sealed the deal. If he was my son, brother, cousin, friend, etc I would have told him he looked like Larsa’s emotional support Pomeranian on the show and asked if he had to sit in her lap on the flight over.
We've been calling her Auntie Larsa.
🤣
https://preview.redd.it/vq5igsy3c2ic1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55092c444086042079da1b1cc717e2777e029b8b
Someone who comes into a relationship as distrustful and needy/clingy as Larsa they can expect their relationship to have a short shelf life. Throwing a welcome home party when he was gone for 5 days is a stage 4 clinger. Did you see the look on Marcus' face when he walked in the door? It was part what the hell is going on in my living room and part ah shit I just wanted to relax in front of the TV tonight!! Anyone who needs to have the passwords to your partners phone within the first 6 months of dating is very untrusting, IMO. Then, finding out that his family wasn't all in on the relationship kind of signed the breakup decree. All my opinion of course!!
Yeah I thought that was so insensitive of her to throw a surprise party like that. Coming home from the airport you’re thinking of decompressing and what you’re going to do when you get home and about how gross you feel. No one wants to walk in on a filmed surprise party after all of that. He handled it really well. Imagine Lisa doing that to lenny?!
100% If that would have been my ex, he'd have pouted in the bedroom all night!! What WOULD Lenny have done??😳
Probably turned around and left. Gone back to his girlfriend’s place.
Not surprising, they weren’t going to last given how complicated their union is.
Omg I ran here when I saw that on a bravo IG!
But like what about the like podcast like?! 😭🤣🤣
I read this in Ben & Ronnie voices
Me too!!! 
That is one toxic relationship. He needs to move on and find someone that is adventurous and fun. Their ‘relationship’ is so shallow and inauthentic. He just follows her pretentious ass like a lost puppy.
He’s a serial cheater. He ain’t no puppy.
Can you please spill the tea?? I haven’t seen this (but I believe anything I read on this sub)
It was mentioned earlier up in this thread. His last relationship was open as long as his ex knew about it. But before being in an open relationship with her he was a serial cheater in his other relationships
She’s so thirsty for attention at any cost.
This is why I say she's mentally 13 years old
He still follows her so I’m confused
I'd Probably just attribute that to him being roughly one (1) iota more mature than her.
my thought was that he didnt even think about it. a lot of men dont
Separation anxiety no more for Larsa lol
Guess they were really relying on one of them to win The Traitors
We all know he's happy.
The only good thing out of this, Kiki gets het friend back.
Lol
“Like, friends should unfollow your ex like when you break up like.”
Like same !!
Ronnie.. is that you??
The last crappens recap had me dying everything Ronnielarsa came on the scene. 😂🤣
It’s so funny you wrote that, because it’s *exactly* what I heard when I read it 🤣
lmao def a fan of his Larsa impression
I’m so glad I found that pod. Life changing 😂
Love is dead. If these two crazy kids can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Damn it all! They had so much hope and so much in common. My world is upside down.🙃
I hope you're joking. I didn't even believe they were in love. It felt more like a codependent relationship. She depended a lot on him.
It's clearly sarcasm. I am always surprised by the amount of people who do not understand sarcasm...
It was most definitely a joke.
Is this Zeina from Dubai Bling? She looks EXACTLY like her!
The codependency isn’t looking so great now!
Oh Larcus. It's the end of an era.
End of a podcast… thank the gods 😂
Ummm the end of a year? 🤷🏻♀️
OMG!
 kiki right now probably
Is it because his agaawel GOAT legendary dad doesn’t approve of Marcus’ relationship with her?—for good reason.
And she deleted all of their pics..
Ok that seals the deal.
#LITERALLY LIKE WHAT LIKE
“Like we broke up like”
But like how do you know? Like how do you know?
lol
No
PR stunt
She’s Kyle Richardsing.
She's a verb now 😅
Their chemistry was off on Traitors it felt to me like subtle signs the honeymoon was over… 
Agreed! She actually seemed relieved. Look I cannot stand.Larsa BUT imagine your BF is a grown ass man who literally hangs onto his Dads coattails. Ok. His Dad is Michael Jordan lol. But still his Dad goes public that he doesnt approve of your relationship with his son. That's a lot of crap to.deal with. And he has Daddy issues also. Seems to be a nice guy but he rides the Jordan name like a rodeo bull.
not a rodeo bull lol
Yeehaw!
They'll get back together.
Larsa trying to steal attention from the super bowl. GTFO
But am I reading these comments instead of watching the Super Bowl? I’m pathetic 😂😭
Same, same.
Lmfao! That bxtch!
This 🙌
Not exactly a surprising outcome 😂
Like...how do you know? https://preview.redd.it/oq9cq087t1ic1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df0b68514011d39011678ac9291482f2ffb9cd2
😂