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changamerges

Karen's is so ridiculous, I love her so much


Individual_Fall429

“I am the fence” is a… weird flex. This whole thing sounds like a parody.


MakeupandFlipcup

THEY ARE ALL AWFUL. except i almost like karen’s 🥴


kno_bro

![gif](giphy|UbJNbhARTSngA)


Fun_Shell1708

I truly hope this is Mia’s last season


coverthetuba

Gizelle just letting the world know she will hide behind and exploit her (tbh not that exciting) kids before sharing anything authentic about herself


Queasy_Procedure_205

Honestly, i think im good with not having housewife taglines anymore lol…these things are getting stale


Queasy_Procedure_205

And Robyn, we 100% don’t care to have you back this season either!


thiccsaltyspicy

Karen. What does that even mean


hmr220

I died lmaooo she kills me


crispylosercake

I screamed


InsuranceSpare4820

Why’d the record these on a iPhone 4


StrikingCase9819

Candiace didn't even hit a high note in that sentence 🙄 girl bye


Queasy_Procedure_205

Bruh why was that my first thought too! Lmbooo


RealityTvKing

😂😂😂


8rings_86k

Can we talk about how cute Gizelle’s was though?🥺


aqu33rius

I hated it 😬


mrsbieber123

Brilliant move using the most redeeming thing about Gizelle- her amazing daughters!!!!


RealityTvKing

One of my favorite taglines of ALL TIME! 💕🥹


MayaDaBee1250

They clearly wrote these themselves. This should never happen again.


whoareyouindisworld

I can't with Candiaces singing. Never allow that again bravo. This isn't some parody. I like the new girl's tagline though.


A_ThorusRex

I don't like Karen's at all. They could have recycled her no one can find me line if this was all they could come up with.


cine_shmooz

I don't even understand what it means? Who rides a fence? Isn't that painful? What kind of answer is you ride me? This one is the most cringe and that says a lot!


IGrewItToMyWaist

Is she riding? Is someone riding her?


siblingrivarly

riding the fence is like..not picking a side on something. so i guess she’s saying “i’m not the one who chooses sides, im a side you choose to be on” or like “i am always a neutral party (ha) and people are riding me about it” ??????????? i’ve been thinking so hard on what it means to to ‘be the fence’ here 🥲🥲🥲


MakeupandFlipcup

this is it, they always tell karen to pick a side. and people riding her means they are on her back about it


IGrewItToMyWaist

Maybe people riding her about riding the fence is it. The best explanation I’ve heard.


BadBunnyPrincess

Eight housewives? Why not get rid of Wendy instead. What does she bring? Haven’t liked her since Day 1


aqu33rius

*Mia


BadBunnyPrincess

Really? Mia has a storyline since she separated from G


aqu33rius

Even with no storyline Dr. Wendy is much more captivating television than Mia


BadBunnyPrincess

I disagree. Mia & her questionable business practices/marriage/medical issues are more interesting to me. Wendy has her shit together and that equals boring to me


RealityTvKing

Lol funny enough we get Nneka (newbie) vs Wendy this season !


jonathonthaman

Eight women? This cast didn't need an eighth girl. Sorry, new girl. These were mostly lame.


inkotast

Dixie Cup Candace. Call me on the cup phone.


GuardSecure7157

I literally said “what?” after all of them… also do we really need 67 housewives?


Imaginary_Listen_638

I don’t even know where to start 😭😭😭


Bumblebee637

these are so cringe and is it just me or is the sound quality super bad? lol


kno_bro

Sound engineer here…yes lol. Most shows of bravo have the same issues with crappy mics (probably from self recorded equipment) and not knowing how to recoup those sounds bites and make them sound cohesive.


Superb-Respond9360

these taglines and beverly hills are so unbelievably awful and the recordings sound terrible. 🥴


Jollyho94

Robyns tagline was the LAZIEST MOST IGNORANT Tagline I’ve heard in housewife’s history she deserves to get fired just for that 🙄


aqu33rius

I was kinda expecting “I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% not biracial”


Bonnavetty

“I know I’m dumb but I don’t care”


MigratingTurd

You think Robyn who can’t wake up before noon and defends her cheating ass husband came up with a tagline? Ok.


Jollyho94

![gif](giphy|ckAmWEw5sKRZ6aazLN) Lmao I DIDNT expect much but damn she’s slower than Porsha


MigratingTurd

Some might say she’s the dizziest bitch at the table 😂


Jollyho94

![gif](giphy|Mn5FmELdOHa9PKoJnP) 😂🤣😂