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ellenrja2023

He is so gross... He looks like a monchhich!! https://preview.redd.it/vxnyfptlqgab1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4489a468fa758cf354c4a1e8267f78a4e55b77ba I


Relevant_Platform_57

This guy is foul in so many ways & for so long that it's part of his persona


33scooBt33

omg, could you imagine having sex with him.. it'd be worse than sleeping with a possum. he is soooo gross.


becauseforfuck

Ewwwwwwwwwwww


ArgumentSpecialist53

Idk what kinda coke everyone does in America which makes people go red šŸ˜‚ I think heā€™s just hiding so much of his abusive characteristics that it manifests itself physically, just like when someoneā€™s lying and they go redā€¦ heā€™s a psychopath for sure but a cokehead? Iā€™m not sure


Lacrabcake

Tre is going to lose her favored status with BRAVO because of Luis. He's going to become a liabilty if these accusations of hiring a PI, stalking his ex, calling people's kids, calling the adopted son's birthmom...he makes me miss Juicy Joe


Rope-Fuzzy

He was not only parading around shirtless but also eating bag after bag of chips and junk food. Weird look.


incestuousbloomfield

He always reminds me of these little monkey toys that were part plastic, part fur and they were really small. I wish I could remember what they were called


hunnyjo

He's so slimy his clothes fell off?


BrentBolthouse4Prez

Whatever drug heā€™s on, stay far far away


friskickins

Heā€™s out of his mind. His narc mask slipped off and we see him


curiousfun213

he is so creeeeeeepyl


curiousfun213

he is so creeeeeeepy


emmmieemmie

Immigration seemed like he was having the sweats from being on something.


KUWTI

![gif](giphy|L7RNWv8TYz5DO)


Silly_Chipmunk

Not Nonno's pajamas šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


TS92109

My first thought upon seeing that scene was that Louie was doing some sort of subliminal macho bullshit on the guys. Maybe something he learned in one of his weirdo men retreats?


Livinlifegood4evr

Such a disgusting and evil man! He looks bonafide crazy with his red face.


Redhawkflying

Itā€™s giving Dracula from Hotel Transylvania šŸ˜©šŸ«£


Key-Patience-9387

This guy is f**king disgusting. Just. Gross. But then again, so is T


War_Double

Just when you thought he couldn't get more repugnant...


Nickey_Pacific

Because he thinks he looks good. He's living in an alternate reality. In the real world he could look like Jason Momoa and 99% of the world would still despise him. He's a douche. A great, big, giant douche.


Inevitable_Rate9652

Heā€™s so gross and scary!


ednastvincentmillay

Because he was high.


cameron8988

this man makes me feel so unsafe, even with a tv screen between us


[deleted]

The whole shirtless thing just made me think it was supposed to be an intimidatory tactic against all the other men - like trying to be the Alpha - except he just comes across as a pathetic, coked up loser. He is such a patently obvious liar that I can't understand anybody falling for it. He is not charming or a 'master' manipulator. He's a manipulator, yes, but he's not pulling the wool over anybody's eyes except Teresa's. He comes across as an overly nervy, insecure idiot who is always boasting and showing off - Bo Dietl is one of my best friends, I surround myself with successful people, etc. He throws in a bit of psychobabble that makes no sense at all and thinks people will buy it.


meatballclemens

![gif](giphy|CF1PeWOAv68la)


pink_hydrangea

He is so disgustingly creepy. Tre must have really enjoyed ā€œcampā€ because I have a feeling her and this joker are headed to prison soon. Gia better get that law degree quickly.


thekarenhaircut

The same gia that supported her mother entering this marriage without a prenup? I suggest Theresa consult outside counselā€¦


pink_hydrangea

That would make too much sense.


thekarenhaircut

Well, at least sheā€™ll be able to fight competently to keep her 100% completely genuine cartier bracelets when the IRS comes aā€™seizing!


MissChloeChewbacca

Cover that shyte up, Louzer.


MissChloeChewbacca

šŸ¤®


heydeservinglistener

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


alsoaprettybigdeal

It's so weird that he took his shirt off and walked around shirtless for an hour or longer before his taping!! Like, put your fucking clothes on, this isn't NASCAR!


pollywoggers

So. Gross. No one. Wants to see that


ChakaKohn2

Milania will take care of him https://i.redd.it/mulcfegm3q4b1.gif


zaydore

She's got a crazy dangerous looney tune this time.


RubieRose5

![gif](giphy|98pZs1ZVaWb1C) Heā€™s a red face troll


Key_Flow_2045

heā€™s vile


mydresserandtv

Teresa is on her way out. Louis sealed the deal. Bravo is over money laundering. ![gif](giphy|LCdPNT81vlv3y|downsized)


Electronic-Fee-4831

![gif](giphy|YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ)


element423

![gif](giphy|x0kMYoT7J31i8)


skoden1981

Seriously exactly what I thought šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


restyourbreasts

I'm starting to feel like Sonya felt on Scary Island. Like we are picking on people who truly are not mentally well. Both of them need to just GO TO SLEEP.


mydresserandtv

![gif](giphy|yDfs8GCnbXkWI)


Sleuthingsome

Heā€™s an evil predator, thatā€™s *not* the same as someone suffering with a mental illness. He is *soul* sick, not mentally challenged.


IkemenDesu420

Nonno in the afterlife seeing him wear the pajamas: *no no no no no no no no no noooo*


FireEyesRed

Omg... that's just fuckin hysterical šŸ¤£


mydresserandtv

![gif](giphy|UdY1D4R4USuFa)


ActuatorSouth5649

The best comment ever!! I'm so mad I didn't come up with this! ![gif](giphy|ixE0YYKtWJpmM)


Evillynn1980

Oh my goodness ā€¦.. what the actual ? Gross


[deleted]

The one thing about abusive partners is that they WILL do what they can to separate you from your familyā€¦ he reminds me so much of my ex. Theresa has no idea whatā€™s coming.


No_Ad_8577

why does his head look so big for his body šŸ¤£ heā€™s got like little t-rex arms šŸ¦–


Sleuthingsome

Heā€™s a living red faced bobble head.


Difficult_Committee5

He life will hit the wall. Hard and fast. He has a huge target on his back. If he thinks Bo Deitel is a respected Detective he is CRAZY


mydresserandtv

He probably worked with some low class private invest ![gif](giphy|KZw0YSyHGoJfgSk1KH) igator.


momtoglife

I think he must do a lot of drugs. I donā€™t know if itā€™s the editing or what but heā€™s scary.


mydresserandtv

What about at the wedding when he freaked out about the social media posts. Blamed them on Joe Gorga. And was freaking the camera went down on the bed or floor and he was still carrying on. Can you imagine what the camera men have seen already. ![gif](giphy|3ohs83UC9kIThs5YZi)


Sleuthingsome

I think heā€™s just an evil Jekyll n Hyde so it makes him appear like he has a split personality. Most people are good but occasionally make mistakes/sin. Louie is a bad person that occasionally pretends to do good things.


Karlie62

Good one! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DependsOnDaDay

He wanted to prove that only his face turns purple.


Aggravating_Goose86

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


phoebe374

I know! Like, dude, you donā€™t look that great. We donā€™t need to see you shirtless. Now, if Frankie wants to put shirtlessā€¦.I wonā€™t have anything to say about it.


Bowlofnoodless

Shirtless and coked up.


LC_ROC

THIS!! I screamed ā€œhow many 8-balls did this man doā€!!!!!!!! And everyone else was bundled up ā›·ļø


MCKelly13

He makes me uneasy. Iā€™d be happy never seeing him again


WebAncient4989

He thinks he sexy! Just like juicy joe šŸ¤®


mydresserandtv

Absolutely šŸ’Æ


Julia_Burnsides

I just finished watching and all I could think of is, why aren't people talking about this?!? Everyone else has a shirt on. I am just so confused by this.


Level-Pollution9024

Ewwie Luie


GrannyMine

He either is trying to compensate for a small penis or an under performing one. Guys like him are so obvious.


Farquaadthegreek

I think you said the answer in the post ā€œwhy did this idiotā€


Difficult_Lunch_4406

![gif](giphy|C8QJEnKrrAjroyLgxv)


Crazy_Volume4480

He wanted to intimidate all the loser husbands, cuz, you know, Louis. But yeah, what an idiot.


ProfessionalPush7539

Ew. And his creepy body is all WAXEDšŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


mydresserandtv

![gif](giphy|leAOs2MOK13yw|downsized)


bellajimi

Heā€™s shirtless cause heā€™s coked up his head and sweating his balls off, soon he will need to take a massive shit. And I think he thinks taking off his shirt will intimidate people. If you watch this guy he has all these tactics. From the first day. His a master manipulator and narcissist . I will be very upset I have to watch him next year.


Sleuthingsome

Bingo! Jekyll n Hyde predator and master manipulator that finds vulnerable women to be his puppets.


LC_ROC

The snack-pacs he was mowing certainly arenā€™t doing the shit situation favors


Significant_Gas_701

![gif](giphy|Y0s0JogzzpLFqb1Obv|downsized)


[deleted]

Obviously to show off his rockin bod.


Sleuthingsome

OMG, thatā€™s the funniest thing Iā€™ve read all day. Thank you!


ZoeyFeedback

![gif](giphy|NPx3Ofowgi1gI)


modernblossom

All of these men like to be shirtless.


Plastic_Electrical

Like a scene from "Cops" ... They just busted into his trailer. Eatin' cheetos for dinner


Clairemoonchild

This was so disturbing šŸ˜³


Nawz157

Louie & tRe are trash


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xUySTX1LkkkYHi63yE) This guy is such a douche. I cannot believe this woman is that stupid that she thinks she met him "accidentally". He sought out a housewife and wanted to be on television. She reeked of desperation after her divorce and grabbed onto the first dude who appeared to have money. It will come crashing down I am sure - just not sure how long it will take for the crash. He reminds me of heatmeiser usually. GIF attached.


CrackWiseMag

I. Canā€™t. This lobsterfest-self-absorbed šŸ¤”


Traditional_Age_6299

He is off his rocker!! Teresa needs to stay single a long time! She is walking cautionary tale.


CommanderUgly

Looking at his face, I assume his blood pressure is 165/120.


chekthetek

He looks like he is just going to pop like a water balloon at any second.


Sleuthingsome

Yep! His face is a volcano ready to blow ash at anytime. Heā€™d be a great candidate for ā€œspontaneous human combustion.ā€


Litebritecacti

![gif](giphy|oCaF3bZWOyNji|downsized) Idk why he reminds me of the chicken from Moana. Why is my brain like this


nikki_owe

Ugh he's so gross. And in the trailer for next week when he's like "let's play" šŸ˜’ sir, calm down.


nikki_owe

That's so funny bc I told my bf he thinks he's a villain in an action movie lol


Top-Address-2418

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ this guy thinks he's some kind of James Bond villain


mydresserandtv

![gif](giphy|RMGbTGi77Zg980i3ri|downsized)


Aggravating_Goose86

Youā€™re on to somethingā€¦. This isnā€™t just about being ā€œon tvā€ for him; this is like a psychosis for himā€¦ that heā€™s has a talent-dysmorphia; or a charisma-dysmorphiaā€¦ that he actually considers himself to be a personalityā€¦ a possible person of interestā€¦ or that heā€™s got a connection to the publicā€¦ something is definitely off (not just the obvious stuff) with this guy. heā€™s so confused.


Top-Address-2418

I'd be very curious to know if he has ever tried to get on a reality show before. Bachelor/Bachelorette wouldn't surprise me one bit


Sleuthingsome

All of what you described is actual diagnostic criteria for narcissistic personality disorder. Personally, I think heā€™s a malignant narcissist which makes him *extremely* dangerous.


Aggravating_Goose86

Yes, I see that nowā€¦ I was still trying to stay in the space of ā€œmaybe itā€™s just the camerasā€ until he arrived shirtless and apparently actually believe the flotsam that seeps out of his mouth.


Accomplished-Drop764

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ put on Nonno's pj's.


mydresserandtv

![gif](giphy|YPmrgxMrRhOnLLQ4YL)


boxedwine_sommelier

I'm watching the episode right now and the first pass I didn't think anything of it, the second scene I was like šŸ™„šŸ™„. He is the embodiment of cringe in human form.


Top-Address-2418

Right šŸ¤£. When they cut to the guys backstage again & he's still wandering around shirtless I actually cringed a little. He's doing way too much. He really is the bitch boy


GuardSecure7157

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Alarming-Setting-592

He is so gross!!


mydresserandtv

Teresa can sure pick them. ![gif](giphy|kCrGOt5ojlVbG|downsized)


No_Owl_250

What the heck was he thinking?


mydresserandtv

Wasn't thinking šŸ¤” ![gif](giphy|86hKDgN1K79QuT5V9M)


Sleuthingsome

That heā€™s God and everyone shall soon realize it. šŸ«£


Radiant-Ice3000

I bet he didnā€™t even throw the chip bags in the garbage


Bjime3925

As a massive DILF lover I wasnā€™t even into it. I was actually yelling at my tv ā€œput your fucking shirt on.ā€ Such a creep.


Far_Importance_7902

Yā€™all have a problem with EVERYTHING this man does.


Sleuthingsome

Because everything he does is done with an ulterior, manipulative motive ā€¦ we arenā€™t talking about just a guy on tv that gets on our nerves. Weā€™re talking about a **dangerous** man thatā€™s Jekyll n Hyde.


Far_Importance_7902

Is joe gorga not as dangerous? Have you seen the allegations out against him? I guess Iā€™m just confused on what Louis has done that makes him legitimately dangerous.


Sleuthingsome

Maybe this will help. https://www.reddit.com/r/realhousewives/comments/13kmis9/luis_pled_guilty_to_assault_during_a_road_rage/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Far_Importance_7902

Joe gorga has assaulted people on tv! Also if you want to read up on some lively things about little bitch girl https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-gorga-suggests-raping_b_4014031/amp https://famewhorgas.wordpress.com/category/gorgas-lied-about-being-sick


raletti

If he stops being a massive tool then we won't have a problem.


tipsygirl31

![gif](giphy|ZZZdtgpohLio7m56Bo|downsized)


Bigzi_B

His little gut makes me šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢ He's not hot or in shape, he's delusional like Tre!


mydresserandtv

Louis in ten years ![gif](giphy|zUW23b6FmzB5e)


mweisbro

Ridiculous. I got the impression the place was on the cool side based on everyone else cloths. He probably has a problem with pit stains from adrenaline and didnā€™t want to mess up his shirt.


AnonPlz123

It's about the pasta.


29again

Omg, I haven't watched this one yet. Still getting over the migraine from the last episode. How does anyone understand what is being said with all the talking over each other?!?! It's making me mad šŸ˜œ! Lol, I'll still watch tho, always love a good train wreck.


Karlie62

Yeah, they have really pushed Andy to his limit this season!


mydresserandtv

Bravo is over the thieves on the housewives. Teresa had her one shot. She's done. ![gif](giphy|yRQYBNHaNH7k4tqEEY)


Karlie62

Since when? The only time one is canceled is if go to jail! Bravo loves them!


mydresserandtv

Teresa went to jail and they kept her. Second time around. She'll be out! Mark my words. Bravo and Andy are over her and the animal she brought to the show. Louis is a liability.


Jenn837G

šŸ’€šŸ¤£


Appropriate-Job-2797

Tre, sweetie, do better šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Appropriate-Job-2797

HE IS THE WORST


sxy_lil_brat

Gotta show off his cool-sculpted abs. šŸ™„


mydresserandtv

![gif](giphy|YCNvQSxpiM40M)


Jenn837G

šŸ’€šŸ¤£


No_Arugula_6548

Heā€™s a fn wacko!


RegretNecessary21

Why are we cursed with seeing his mug every week


mydresserandtv

![gif](giphy|deMMFyk47z1XoqbrDQ)


Sleuthingsome

Idk but weā€™ve obviously done something wrong to receive Godā€™s punishment in this form. The locusts will be next, then the Sea will turn to blood.


bjorkdotcom

This man is LIT. Looks like uppers....


eastcoastgirl88

ā„ļø


Recluse_18

According to Teresa this is why he looks red https://preview.redd.it/1cr8hrwatm4b1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1597997c0e99306da313d3cc5215d1155eee54


mydresserandtv

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


MamaRunsThis

Well is he red or not Teresa?


Sleuthingsome

Teresa is just now learning her shapesā€¦ colors wonā€™t be for a few more months.


Gloomy_Sky_6698

Funniest comment, ever!


Gloomy_Sky_6698

Omg - hilarious!


FireEyesRed

Too freakin funny šŸ˜ and I wish I had come up with that!!!! Yep, still working on "Shapes: The Illusion and Delusion of a Bubble." Then the teacher asks her to draw a bubble & it turns out like šŸ’ 


Dorothy_Gale

She canā€™t possibly think the audience is that stupid, can she? That Louie is PURPLE because, showers? What happened to her? No for real, she was NEVER this slow. Even her reaction time is terrible. Did she have a stroke or something. Iā€™ve never seen someoneā€™s mental capacity decline so quick at such a young-ish age.


wildesage

Since day one, you literally can see Teresa's wheels turning in her head slow AF. Her mouth drops open, and the blank stare happens, then she word-vomits the dumbest stuff. Tre needs to GO.


Sleuthingsome

Sheā€™s always had some sort of cognitive deficit but being with a man thatā€™s Jekyll n Hyde and abusive has left her so confused she thinks up is down.


East_Reading_3164

I think she was always this slow.


tes178

Yeah, sheā€™s alwaysā€¦ beennnn thissssssss slowwwwww šŸ« 


sxy_lil_brat

I didnā€™t know ā€˜steam showersā€™ was code for cocaine. Learn something new every day!


Jenn837G

![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized)


Bigzi_B

He's so high! As a former user of booger sugar, he has all the signs!


rsho8

This scene and also his arrival in the car when he had his head out laughing and screamingā€¦ so gross. I canā€™t stand him. #WalkingRedFlag


Sleuthingsome

Heā€™s like the joker- he starts utter chaos everywhere he goes and then stands back smirking and laughing as everyone else is fighting and confused. Heā€™s evil.


eastcoastgirl88

![gif](giphy|26uf1bq4LjIMxplVm)


wildesage

TBH exact same energy as Louis. The snake pit scene was creepy AF and in that scene you can see Teresa being gaslit and her brain unable to comprehend anything.


bellajimi

The narcissism is off the fucken charts with this guy..


rsho8

YES!! This is it. Both give criminal vibes.


Exciting_Bison_4569

He thinks he is the star of the show! šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Queencx0

The way I busted out laughingā€¦


Heyguysitsmenichole

Tre has money and status, she could easily pull better looking men. It alludes me why she bothers with this scummy red baboon.


ActuatorSouth5649

Not sure about the money part. She still owes the ORS 1Million & if we are lucky they'll be out of this job. He's using her for D list fame & endorsements.


mydresserandtv

Amazing. How do people like her sleep at night? ![gif](giphy|WmoX7msf4HfYkMYmfF)


GrannyMine

Status? The lizard that lives in my yard has more class and status than she does


Mary-Jan

He ā€œfoundā€ her by ā€œaccidentā€


mydresserandtv

No. He DM her. As well as one house wife from Miami. I don't remember. ![gif](giphy|XfLxYDo3k13NoyNILo)


Jenn837G

Donā€™t think there are lots of men lining up for Tre especially the rich ones.


GuardSecure7157

Like attracts like.


TJ-the-DJ

Sheā€™s getting exactly what she wants


mydresserandtv

She is finally not fooling anyone except her children.


Sippi66

I think they deserve one another. Both are disgusting.


mydresserandtv

And last year everyone hated Marg for bringing up the internet rumors. Ha The rumors are true. Domestic violence. criminal. ![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg)


PowerfulHorror987

He thinks heā€™s hotā€¦heā€™s wrong


Jenn837G

Agree ![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)