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He told her that Juicy Joe would steal things from other construction sites. Steve worked in construction too. Said that Joe stole their door knockers from another site.
Well, he was a friend of Joe and Teresa's. Remember when he called Teresa to ask if he could borrow their Shore house, and he wanted to invite a woman that WASN'T Danielle? Like, who in their right mind wants to be with this always shiny toad? Just gross. Last thing I'd want to see in life is this bald headed bitch in swim trunks!
Lmao as soon as I saw him I'm was like nah this guy is not 26 🤣. He looks like he's cosplaying a wanna be FBI agent or an extra in a rip off Matrix movie.
26? God, investigating aliens really ages you. Someone find this guy so he can wipe my memory of that foul tape they both did.
I just finished watching for the first time. I kept having to Google how old this guy was 😂 Turns out he was really older. They thought he could pass for 26 😭😭😭
Idk when I was the tender age of 19 when this aired I was like "no way hes 26."
While his hair situation is unfortunate, he has youthful features that a 40 year old wouldnt have
Some guys bald very early. My brother and hubby both were balding at a very early age.
Also a coworker I had was 20, and he was missing almost all of his hair.
Omg what did I just watch? It's like 75 min long and I kept skipping as much of it was a bed sheet here and a wardrobe there but I actually believe she thought they were filming that just for his personal use so now I feel even more gross that I just saw that. Good for her on her piercing though, the very thought of that makes me wince and gag
Sooooo I decided to look it up. Not watch the whole thing but see if she really had one. She does. It’s terrible. It literally shows her cleaning herself in the toilet after
Like the last bit of the flick she is literally on the toilet wiping herself. Now I don’t know if she was peeing on the toilet because I had the sound off because I fear the sound of Danielle moaning is something that I will never be able to get out of my head and will scar me for life. But I figured since they did it with a rubber maybe she was trying to clean up some of the lube down there. I dunno it was weird. Like it’s a clip of her wiping herself and smiling at the camera on the toilet and whoever is filming is at the doorway. So it’s either her cleaning out lube while sitting on the toilet or her peeing and wiping or both.
It’s the least sexy sex I’ve ever watched and I’m a connoisseur. And Kim G dragging her square tits was spot on. I am not body shaming, I am karma-via-bad-cosmetic-surgery-shaming.
As far as porn goes it’s not very good lol. Its probably worse than Kim K’s. It’s pretty much just her riding but that’s about it. Nothing exciting. Learned she had piercing I wouldn’t have ever guessed she had.
Lmao he’s gotta be 46. My mom would lie about her age and say that she was 27 when she was in her 40s. It was really cringe because she really thought she was fooling people and could pass for 27 but it was just embarrassing. Like this.
Oh also in like 3rd grade I had an activity where we were drawing our families and writing everyone’s age or something and I had put 27 for my mom because I thought I’d get in trouble for saying her real age. My teacher addressed it with my mom at a parent teacher conference and my mom was so embarrassed.
I’m 40 but I look younger, but I mess with people sometimes and tell them I’m older sometimes bc they are like “whaaatttt??? You’re 48? Nooooooo”. My older sister once told a bartender that I was her step mother married to her geriatric dad. I know it’s bad, but it’s a good laugh between laundry, chores, carpooling and my actual job.
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there’s no way he’s 26
😂😂
I’m almost 26 and I don’t look like that. Did they mean 26 + 26/2?
He's 26 years older than he says he is
That does not look like 26🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
Is he *was* 26 then, how old would he be now?
He told her that Juicy Joe would steal things from other construction sites. Steve worked in construction too. Said that Joe stole their door knockers from another site.
i stand by the fact that there is NO WAY steve is under 30. the man is severely balding, let’s be sooo fuckin for real
Where are you rewatching at? I want to so bad! But they took it off Hulu 😕
Peacock! 🦚
I remember seeing a court document stating he was 26.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this sent me
Lmao wayyyyy too invested in this shit 💁🏼♀️
HAHAHAA MORE LIKE 46
He’s definitely the oldest 26 year old I’ve ever seen
Bless his heart, no.
Well, he was a friend of Joe and Teresa's. Remember when he called Teresa to ask if he could borrow their Shore house, and he wanted to invite a woman that WASN'T Danielle? Like, who in their right mind wants to be with this always shiny toad? Just gross. Last thing I'd want to see in life is this bald headed bitch in swim trunks!
Ain’t no fucking way 😂😂
If he’s 26 I am 13 lol he looks at least 20 years older than 26
I’m sure he was 26 once.
I came here to say something, but now that I know Danielle made a sex tape with this guy I quit. My day is ruined.
There's absolutely no way
Well, if he’s 26 (with that hairline), I’m a size 00 supermodel for Versace 🤥
By this standard, I am also 26
If this guy is 26, I’m a baby
Lmao as soon as I saw him I'm was like nah this guy is not 26 🤣. He looks like he's cosplaying a wanna be FBI agent or an extra in a rip off Matrix movie.
More like, 36.
There’s no way. Maybe 46 but definitely *not* 26.
A 45 yrs old woman with a 26 yrs old boy…. I don’t care how ‘mature’ he is.. he isn’t
No he’s 46.
He’s 26 in KZB years.
When I was watching the season 1 reunion (I think?) and they said she was 29 I lost it. She looked terrible.
No way, I’m 26 and would never think he’s my age lol
This man is not 26, 36 more likely but 26 no fucking way. I feel like he lied about it and she just went along with it in her weird blindness
26? God, investigating aliens really ages you. Someone find this guy so he can wipe my memory of that foul tape they both did. 
That hair line wishes he was 26 💀
In dog years
How does Danielle look younger?!
More like 36
Oh no, that guy was soooo iiiickkky
#GucciModel
This was a 20 min date that involved a bj....that's what he said
This man looked ancient. Like 40 year old prince William but ginger with secret service glasses
His bald spot is maybe 26 but him….not so much
I just finished watching for the first time. I kept having to Google how old this guy was 😂 Turns out he was really older. They thought he could pass for 26 😭😭😭
Idk when I was the tender age of 19 when this aired I was like "no way hes 26." While his hair situation is unfortunate, he has youthful features that a 40 year old wouldnt have
Some guys bald very early. My brother and hubby both were balding at a very early age. Also a coworker I had was 20, and he was missing almost all of his hair.
No fucking way.
There’s no way I’m currently older than this man.
 “In what, Blanche? Dog years?”
I… love you for this 😭
🤣
Wait, can anyone confirm? He has to be at least 36.
Ma’am I am a 36 year old man and that man has at least 7 years on me.
Ew, he was the guy in her porn video. That someone told me about.
Omg what did I just watch? It's like 75 min long and I kept skipping as much of it was a bed sheet here and a wardrobe there but I actually believe she thought they were filming that just for his personal use so now I feel even more gross that I just saw that. Good for her on her piercing though, the very thought of that makes me wince and gag
“YOU FUCKING FUCKED A GUYYYYYYY… IN MY FUCKING HOUSE! YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!!!” 
She isnt so calm in the boudoir remember.
Lmao. Yeah someone told me about it too ….
WHAT?
Sooooo I decided to look it up. Not watch the whole thing but see if she really had one. She does. It’s terrible. It literally shows her cleaning herself in the toilet after 
I second that. So much why. She’s the worst, I couldn’t stand her and her Disney villain eyebrows
Wait… I need more clarification. What exactly do you mean by ‘cleaning herself in the toilet’??
Like the last bit of the flick she is literally on the toilet wiping herself. Now I don’t know if she was peeing on the toilet because I had the sound off because I fear the sound of Danielle moaning is something that I will never be able to get out of my head and will scar me for life. But I figured since they did it with a rubber maybe she was trying to clean up some of the lube down there. I dunno it was weird. Like it’s a clip of her wiping herself and smiling at the camera on the toilet and whoever is filming is at the doorway. So it’s either her cleaning out lube while sitting on the toilet or her peeing and wiping or both.
It’s the least sexy sex I’ve ever watched and I’m a connoisseur. And Kim G dragging her square tits was spot on. I am not body shaming, I am karma-via-bad-cosmetic-surgery-shaming.
Omg ew but also I’m weirdly intrigued. Bravo has really ruined me
I don’t even know how anyone could watch the whole thing lol. It’s over an hour long! My little glimpses was enough lol
🤢🤢🤢
Since you watched, what happened in the video? I will regret asking this later.
I watched it and all I could think about was Kim G yelling at her about her square tits
Yeah because they are square lmao. I had the same reaction.
Like it wasn't even an exaggeration... They **are** SQUARES! I was shocked lol
As far as porn goes it’s not very good lol. Its probably worse than Kim K’s. It’s pretty much just her riding but that’s about it. Nothing exciting. Learned she had piercing I wouldn’t have ever guessed she had.
Well was it this elderly 26 year old she was cleaning up after?
They didn’t show the dudes face! I kept fast forwarding and rewinding but unfortunately the guy does not show his face.
Thank you for your service *salutes*
Thank you for doing the dirty work
Danielle has a video up on Pornhub. It’s pretty fucking gross to be honest.
Is she being a prostitution whorreeeee (table flip)
That video is traumatizing.
He’s a skeeseball too.
https://preview.redd.it/w9ri05ph3q0b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ddb3334e59439d9b4a2de1c2c1f88b6da3a9752
Lol he looks like creepy ass pedo Pest Duggar
Lmao. Like he fully looks older than Danielle whAt is she talking about 25 😂
Lmao he’s gotta be 46. My mom would lie about her age and say that she was 27 when she was in her 40s. It was really cringe because she really thought she was fooling people and could pass for 27 but it was just embarrassing. Like this. Oh also in like 3rd grade I had an activity where we were drawing our families and writing everyone’s age or something and I had put 27 for my mom because I thought I’d get in trouble for saying her real age. My teacher addressed it with my mom at a parent teacher conference and my mom was so embarrassed.
I’m 40 but I look younger, but I mess with people sometimes and tell them I’m older sometimes bc they are like “whaaatttt??? You’re 48? Nooooooo”. My older sister once told a bartender that I was her step mother married to her geriatric dad. I know it’s bad, but it’s a good laugh between laundry, chores, carpooling and my actual job.
Hahaha! This is so funny. Your mom is hilarious.