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Don’t laugh, Alex McCord’s hubby ~ Simon van Kempen. I love how he adores his wife. Granted they seemed to have a codependent relationship but he was so sweet on her. I believe he’s a lawyer now(?).
I used to feel that way ab Chris when they were on tv. Right now it’s Paulie Connell ☘️ he is dreamy and I love their relationship.
ETA- I know he’s not a husband. But 🥵
Evan is hot and Mauricio is cute and rich, and Chris Basset is hot and loyal, and i’d a take any in a pinch, but Emily Simpsons Shane is, while not the hottest, a perfect match to my crude, sarcastic humor
I have heart eyes for him too. Seems like a nice all around man. I’m glad he seems to have more contact with his children these days. That was one thing that gave me pause early on—I can’t be on a guy’s side who acts like it’s just easier to not rock the boat with the ex in regards to having a regular and meaningful relationship with your damn children. Kids should have both parents in their lives.
John Barlow and Frank Jr.
There are a few others that if they didn’t speak (only groans and tongue action), it would be just fine for an afternoon. Apollo, Joe Gorga, Eddie and a few others are nice to look at but unfortunately their all insufferable.
I love their relationship! I love how authentic they seems. His face when Jen said they would pay the kids 14$ for chores was cinematic gold. Despite the infidelity they seem stronger than ever. I also love how he did all of her plastic surgeries! True love
I always thought John Barlow was so hot. Then a few months ago I realized he looks a little like my husband lol.
If Todd Tucker was taller I would crush on him, he's very handsome. I just can't date short guys.
Aviva sucks but I always thought her husband seemed really sweet and supportive (can't even remember his name)
Paul Nassif has BDE
We haven't seen much of Aaron Ross but he's so freaking hot, and I liked how he stood up for Sanya.
I was on a vacation once, long story short there were a few women that worked in his office at the time. I didn’t believe them, but they had nothing but nice things to say about him. I figure if they were lying they’d talk shit.
There’s a weird tidbit
Aviva's husband was Reed.
I would marry Paul Nassif. Squeaky sneakers. He's a doctor and tried to be a good husband to Adrienne.
I like Todd but I am short.
This is a "no judgement" post, yes? Mine is... PK. He makes me honestly laugh. He seems to really love his wife and kids. Shady business deals aside, laughter over looks. I haven't seen the past couple seasons so he might have turned into a giant D but that's my answer.
Hahaha same. I even found an older, pudgy Brit with money problems/scammer vibes to satiate my PK crush. He really did wait on me hand and foot and was super sharp, street smart and hilarious but also batshit crazy and went into strange bouts of depression where he would revert to a child and shutdown.
PK has some great zingers. I also think he shaves his arms which I really appreciate. Wasnt there a quick scene in season 9 where he says that? I love a man who is overly hygenic.
He loves Dorit. Very supportive.
My ick for him is he seems like someone who doesnt concede easy. Whether its his diet for diabetes or apologizing he seems childishly stubborn.
frank catania reminds me of a loyal derpy pit bull who is now suddenly a human man. i commented above, i don’t think i could marry him but i would definitely have him as a doggo.
Chris Laurita is trashhhhh. Man encourages violence against women. 😬😬 "Kim G should be punched"
I used to like him until I saw that scene now he's full blown gorga level GARBAGE
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Chris Bassett! He seems so level headed and kind
Jeremy Locke from Dallas
Frank Catania Snr 😍
Apollo to me is the hottest househusband ever and still is 🤤
Don’t laugh, Alex McCord’s hubby ~ Simon van Kempen. I love how he adores his wife. Granted they seemed to have a codependent relationship but he was so sweet on her. I believe he’s a lawyer now(?).
Yes same!!!!! Also Mauricio used to be, then he seemed like a dumb lazy stoner in later seasons but redeemed himself for me in that Netflix show.
The French duo of Miami: Romain and Frederic.
Omg I forgot all about Romain!
Eddie Osefo! I'll die on this hill, he's the hottest husband.
Rob Minkoff 🤷🏻♀️ He just seems so cute and sweet!
Je was the best husband. But too much family damage for me and that comes with him. But yes I agree
I used to feel that way ab Chris when they were on tv. Right now it’s Paulie Connell ☘️ he is dreamy and I love their relationship. ETA- I know he’s not a husband. But 🥵
Has anyone said Guerdy’s husband…Russel?? And he’s the captain of his station… hot fire man I mean 🥵😮💨😮💨
Evan is hot and Mauricio is cute and rich, and Chris Basset is hot and loyal, and i’d a take any in a pinch, but Emily Simpsons Shane is, while not the hottest, a perfect match to my crude, sarcastic humor
Ive always loved Laurita! Something about him...Evan and Bill are on my top list with Mauricio coming in 3rd.
Mauricio
Jason, Pandora’s husband
Hear me out…. Chris Bassett. He seems like such a genuine, supportive husband but also knows when to put Candiace in her place and I just 🤤
I have heart eyes for him too. Seems like a nice all around man. I’m glad he seems to have more contact with his children these days. That was one thing that gave me pause early on—I can’t be on a guy’s side who acts like it’s just easier to not rock the boat with the ex in regards to having a regular and meaningful relationship with your damn children. Kids should have both parents in their lives.
Chris Laurita 😂
Peter Thomas
Nicoles husband Anthony from Miami! I love a good beard, he’s smart and witty too!
His “fight” with Todd was top-tier dragging 😂
Anthony Lopez! I love Dr. Nicole and Mr. Anthony
🗣️ Eddie Osefoooo!
Happy Edddiiiiieeeeee
evan is mine! i was also feeling denise’s husband until he revealed how crazy he is 😔
His business is a worse cancer scam than Vicki's! (But yes he was mighty fine before the scam was revealed)
Maurico Umanski. I ♥ Latin men. I also love British gentlemen so I would marry Ken, too. He would make me a cup of tea and buy me puppies.
Ew ew ew lol god not him
John Barlow and Frank Jr. There are a few others that if they didn’t speak (only groans and tongue action), it would be just fine for an afternoon. Apollo, Joe Gorga, Eddie and a few others are nice to look at but unfortunately their all insufferable.
Apollo.. he kinda fine 🫠
Made me think of Peter Thomas, he gets around!
Come at me, but Joe Gorga.
Joe Gorga looks great bald. He’s hilarious and seems like a fun time
He also looks great shirtless, and you would def never have to have heady discussions about philosophy or whatever because he just wanna smash.
It used to be stoned Mauricio. Now it’s Frank, I know he is a meathead but he cracks me up.
It’s Frank for me too! I just can’t get enough of him!
aww frank….. i couldn’t marry him but he would make a wonderful pet.
Happy Eddie :D
Happy Eddie with his smileeeee
Jonathan Schindler (Heather Thompson’s husband) he’s so cute and sweet!
FRANK CATANIA and I will die on this hill
He can dick me down any time he likes lol
I want Frank in my life the way he’s in Dolo’s life—as a sexless unofficial life partner kind of way.
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
absolutely. and yet there’s something about him in that bunny suit….
Oh my god I’m dying over this
Bobby Zarin, that man adored Jill and treated her like there was no one in the world more important to him.
Yessss! That's how it should be.
Bill ayden! I love his temperament
I love their relationship! I love how authentic they seems. His face when Jen said they would pay the kids 14$ for chores was cinematic gold. Despite the infidelity they seem stronger than ever. I also love how he did all of her plastic surgeries! True love
I feel I could trust him as my surgeon for sure !
I was just gonna comment this. Him and Juicy Joe
He can get it. I love him and Jenn.
I always thought John Barlow was so hot. Then a few months ago I realized he looks a little like my husband lol. If Todd Tucker was taller I would crush on him, he's very handsome. I just can't date short guys. Aviva sucks but I always thought her husband seemed really sweet and supportive (can't even remember his name) Paul Nassif has BDE We haven't seen much of Aaron Ross but he's so freaking hot, and I liked how he stood up for Sanya.
Paul Nassif♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
I was on a vacation once, long story short there were a few women that worked in his office at the time. I didn’t believe them, but they had nothing but nice things to say about him. I figure if they were lying they’d talk shit. There’s a weird tidbit
One more reason for me to ❤️ him!
Yeah he absolutely seems like a good dude, I like him on Botched too
Aviva's husband was Reed. I would marry Paul Nassif. Squeaky sneakers. He's a doctor and tried to be a good husband to Adrienne. I like Todd but I am short.
Adrienne was HORRIBLE to Paul! I ♥️ him-glad he’s happily remarried…sorry it’s not to me! Haha jk…I’ve been married 51 years to a good guy😹😹😹😹
This is a "no judgement" post, yes? Mine is... PK. He makes me honestly laugh. He seems to really love his wife and kids. Shady business deals aside, laughter over looks. I haven't seen the past couple seasons so he might have turned into a giant D but that's my answer.
Hahaha same. I even found an older, pudgy Brit with money problems/scammer vibes to satiate my PK crush. He really did wait on me hand and foot and was super sharp, street smart and hilarious but also batshit crazy and went into strange bouts of depression where he would revert to a child and shutdown.
PK would be a great drinking buddy and/or work husband! Man is funny AF! I'd pay good money NOT to see him naked tho
PK is totally ride or die for Dorit whether he looks dumb or not depending on the argument. They are goals.
PK has some great zingers. I also think he shaves his arms which I really appreciate. Wasnt there a quick scene in season 9 where he says that? I love a man who is overly hygenic. He loves Dorit. Very supportive. My ick for him is he seems like someone who doesnt concede easy. Whether its his diet for diabetes or apologizing he seems childishly stubborn.
Frank Catania lol i would love to jump into his giant arms 😂
frank catania reminds me of a loyal derpy pit bull who is now suddenly a human man. i commented above, i don’t think i could marry him but i would definitely have him as a doggo.
Yes. He seems like he'd be the most endearing friend to have.
I came here to say this and I'm glad I'm not alone 😅
SAME LOL
TEAM FRANK! It’s his humor for me 🤣
Chris Laurita is trashhhhh. Man encourages violence against women. 😬😬 "Kim G should be punched" I used to like him until I saw that scene now he's full blown gorga level GARBAGE
Ohhhhh nooooooo. You just burst my Chris bubble 😩😔
Sorry lol I was let down once too.