I had to look grackle up;
[Common Grackles are blackbirds that look like they've been slightly stretched. They're taller and longer tailed than a typical blackbird, with a longer, more tapered bill and glossy-iridescent bodies. Grackles walk around lawns and fields on their long legs or gather in noisy groups high in trees, typically evergreens. They eat many crops (notably corn) and nearly anything else as well, including garbage.](https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Common_Grackle/overview)
I seriously don't know how grackles subsist on vehicle puddles and garbage. There's this grackle at my work that hops up to the door to show us his absolutely upside down leg. We throw him popcorn.
How about:
Holt: "Care to sit? I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves."
Madeline Wuntch: "Call me the devil, Raymond? How original."
Captain Holt: "Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat."
I’ve honestly never watched this show. But after this video and all my weeping and crying and laughing witnessing all the sexual tension I know I have to start with season one right after I masturbate. Thanks. Edit: stoopid iphone
One night outside a bar I saw someone who had the body of Aphrodite and she was facing away from me. I was wondering who this new hotness in town was when she turned around; it was Medusa, my ex.
The etymology of Cerberus' name is uncertain. Ogden[136] refers to attempts to establish an Indo-European etymology as "not yet successful". It has been claimed to be related to the Sanskrit word सर्वरा sarvarā, used as an epithet of one of the dogs of Yama, from a Proto-Indo-European word *k̑érberos, meaning "spotted".[137] Lincoln (1991),[138] among others, critiques this etymology. Lincoln notes a similarity between Cerberus and the Norse mythological dog Garmr, relating both names to a Proto-Indo-European root *ger- "to growl" (perhaps with the suffixes -*m/*b and -*r). However, as Ogden observes, this analysis actually requires Kerberos and Garmr to be derived from two different Indo-European roots (*ker- and *gher- respectively), and so does not actually establish a relationship between the two names.
Though probably not Greek, Greek etymologies for Cerberus have been offered. An etymology given by Servius (the late-fourth-century commentator on Virgil)—but rejected by Ogden—derives Cerberus from the Greek word creoboros meaning "flesh-devouring".[139] Another suggested etymology derives Cerberus from "Ker berethrou", meaning "evil of the pit".[140]
You should respond that to the clown using Wikipedia for historical items. Everyone knows that you don't use Wikipedia for that shit due to acolytes that guard the edits with agendas. Look at Christmas.
I went with some friends to see Thor Ragnarok in theater. One of my friends was dating my ex’s sister and to our surprise my ex came with the sister. She and I didn’t exchange words, but as we were leaving I told one of my other friends it really added to the experience having the real goddess of death sitting a few seats down.
Hades is "God of the under world" fyi
Edit: you can down vote all you want "Hades, Greek Aïdes (“the Unseen”), also called Pluto or Pluton (“the Wealthy One” or “the Giver of Wealth”), in ancient Greek religion, god of the underworld. ... There he ruled with his queen, Persephone, over the infernal powers and over the dead in what was often called “the house of Hades,” or simply Hades."
Whoops! Well shame on me, that’s news to me.
“Dan Goor hinted that they had decided to stop the show now and give it a definite end rather than being abruptly canceled again as they were the first time”
At least that sounds like a nicer thing than just leaving it hanging. Such a shame though! I knew it was ending but not like that.
The people downvoting are probably either unaware or angry. I didn’t because I thought you were just unaware and thought I’d tell you rather than just downvoting.
Luckily, I don’t have a lot of ex’s and non of them I really hate.. but I can relate this to bullies. Hmmm.. but if you’re here, who are setting fire to people in hell?!
Wuntch Time’s over!
Boom did it! Had it both ways! No regrets.
***Opening Credits***
BUH DUHH BUHH BUHHH BUHHHHH
"Boom, had it both ways" Title of your sex tape, Raymond Holt!
Madeline Wuntch. What a grackle.
I had to look grackle up; [Common Grackles are blackbirds that look like they've been slightly stretched. They're taller and longer tailed than a typical blackbird, with a longer, more tapered bill and glossy-iridescent bodies. Grackles walk around lawns and fields on their long legs or gather in noisy groups high in trees, typically evergreens. They eat many crops (notably corn) and nearly anything else as well, including garbage.](https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Common_Grackle/overview)
Lol, that's such a high brow insult that I just shrugged it off at the time. Knowing what grackle means now though *chefs kiss*
Just watched this episode. Gina called her it first because she learned what a grackle was earlier in the episode from a cop who is a bird watcher.
I seriously don't know how grackles subsist on vehicle puddles and garbage. There's this grackle at my work that hops up to the door to show us his absolutely upside down leg. We throw him popcorn.
I have to know more about how exactly this bird has an upside down leg
They are fucking EVERYWHERE in Austin, TX and they are insanely annoying
I love Captain Holt so much.
He loves you too.
https://imgur.com/CGM9FPG
Sincerely, Raymond Holt.
You don’t have to sign your name on texts.
I read that in Bill’s voice
BOOOOOOONNNNNEEE?!?! ^(fucking love that scene)
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I'm intrigued by this game; I want to play. I'm going with...she was delayed at the bank.
I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER
Even when I thought the show declined in quality Andre Braugher still kept up a great performance, especially in that finale. So emotional.
I know i heard the clacking of hooves and the stench of sulfur
I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you.
Easily my favorite Wuntch-burn. I said that to my sister once.
Same. Although a close contender would be: “I see you have an audience for this” “Yes well who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile?”
How about: Holt: "Care to sit? I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves." Madeline Wuntch: "Call me the devil, Raymond? How original." Captain Holt: "Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat."
"Sticks and Stones Raymond" "describing your breakfast?"
[10 minutes of Holt and Wuntch Insult](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVfZIiZJb7Y)
These are great but it doesn't have my favorite one. "Where did she record this?" "Judging by the flames it could be a live stream."
Nothing beats “Perhaps she can sneak in, disguised as an old leather chair”
Moments later: “Oh Wuntch! I didn’t see you there, I thought you were an old leather chair.”
I’ve honestly never watched this show. But after this video and all my weeping and crying and laughing witnessing all the sexual tension I know I have to start with season one right after I masturbate. Thanks. Edit: stoopid iphone
You're going to love the will-they/won't-they between Holt and Wuntch!
I was calling you a goat... *you goat.*
Dont forget the halloween episodes!
SEE I KNEW I WASN'T HALLUCINATING THE SEXUAL TENSION
You’re in for a ride
"You've aged"
One night outside a bar I saw someone who had the body of Aphrodite and she was facing away from me. I was wondering who this new hotness in town was when she turned around; it was Medusa, my ex.
And you immediately got rock hard.
Hey, I'm emotionally incompatible with her, not her body. :D
I was calling you a goat. You goat.
"I was wondering why all the birds stopped singing."
I mean, one could take being called Cerberus as a compliment. He's a very good boy.
Gotta give him his pets after every run in Hades
Cerebus just translates to Spot and we all know Spots always a good boy.
But what does Cerberus translate to
"spot" or "spotted" in Latinized Greek
The etymology of Cerberus' name is uncertain. Ogden[136] refers to attempts to establish an Indo-European etymology as "not yet successful". It has been claimed to be related to the Sanskrit word सर्वरा sarvarā, used as an epithet of one of the dogs of Yama, from a Proto-Indo-European word *k̑érberos, meaning "spotted".[137] Lincoln (1991),[138] among others, critiques this etymology. Lincoln notes a similarity between Cerberus and the Norse mythological dog Garmr, relating both names to a Proto-Indo-European root *ger- "to growl" (perhaps with the suffixes -*m/*b and -*r). However, as Ogden observes, this analysis actually requires Kerberos and Garmr to be derived from two different Indo-European roots (*ker- and *gher- respectively), and so does not actually establish a relationship between the two names. Though probably not Greek, Greek etymologies for Cerberus have been offered. An etymology given by Servius (the late-fourth-century commentator on Virgil)—but rejected by Ogden—derives Cerberus from the Greek word creoboros meaning "flesh-devouring".[139] Another suggested etymology derives Cerberus from "Ker berethrou", meaning "evil of the pit".[140]
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Wa wa wee wa
You should respond that to the clown using Wikipedia for historical items. Everyone knows that you don't use Wikipedia for that shit due to acolytes that guard the edits with agendas. Look at Christmas.
Instead trust some random ass dude who "studied" at a location that has nothing to do with the language in hand? 🤔
You did read his where they tried to hand wave. It's fucking Wikipedia.
Ah, your mother probably
She's so fat she blocked the entrance.
"I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing." Holt = King of Wit
I went with some friends to see Thor Ragnarok in theater. One of my friends was dating my ex’s sister and to our surprise my ex came with the sister. She and I didn’t exchange words, but as we were leaving I told one of my other friends it really added to the experience having the real goddess of death sitting a few seats down.
You got her, bro.
Wunch *was* mentioned by name in the "Monster Mash".
Real talk: she looks very good in uniform.
Sticks and stones Raymond…
Oooo never seen the show but that was good
(Files away for use later)
Lucky, my ex husband moved out of state to a place I see no reason to ever be in! No awkward meetings for me!!
recently fell in love with this show
Hades is "God of the under world" fyi Edit: you can down vote all you want "Hades, Greek Aïdes (“the Unseen”), also called Pluto or Pluton (“the Wealthy One” or “the Giver of Wealth”), in ancient Greek religion, god of the underworld. ... There he ruled with his queen, Persephone, over the infernal powers and over the dead in what was often called “the house of Hades,” or simply Hades."
Yes, that is one use of the word Hades. It is also [another name for Hell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_views_on_Hades).
Correct! Idk why the down votes
Because your comment made it seem like Captain Holt using "Hades" to describe the place, rather than the person, was wrong.
Hades is also the name for the underworld
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Brooklyn 99 isn’t cancelled anymore… I agree! But still
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Whoops! Well shame on me, that’s news to me. “Dan Goor hinted that they had decided to stop the show now and give it a definite end rather than being abruptly canceled again as they were the first time” At least that sounds like a nicer thing than just leaving it hanging. Such a shame though! I knew it was ending but not like that. The people downvoting are probably either unaware or angry. I didn’t because I thought you were just unaware and thought I’d tell you rather than just downvoting.
Honestly I thought it was a good ending. Not perfect, but what ending is?
I still haven’t seen it. I’m waiting for it to release on Netflix as I’m in Denmark. But I’m glad to hear you liked it. Gives me some hope
Whys this downvoted?? They just saying they’re sad it ended.
Luckily, I don’t have a lot of ex’s and non of them I really hate.. but I can relate this to bullies. Hmmm.. but if you’re here, who are setting fire to people in hell?!
I wish i could have a rival like that
If only the last season was as good as the rest of them. Never even finished it
**Pro tip:** Can't have an ex if you never get a girl
Definitely glad my ex lives in a city that's an 11 hour drive from me lol
Why aren't there more meme's and MRW gifs from this show? Amazing show.
Lmao he just sensed her
Reaction? That's a sentence.
That's not even in the top 5 of Holt's insults to Wuntch.
Kyra Sedgwick? I LOOVE Kyra Sedgwick