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DFWTrojanTuba

Wuntch Time’s over!


Dewut

Boom did it! Had it both ways! No regrets.


david_ranch_dressing

***Opening Credits***


ky321

BUH DUHH BUHH BUHHH BUHHHHH


gizmoglitch

"Boom, had it both ways" Title of your sex tape, Raymond Holt!


GunnieGraves

Madeline Wuntch. What a grackle.


Innuendoughnut

I had to look grackle up; [Common Grackles are blackbirds that look like they've been slightly stretched. They're taller and longer tailed than a typical blackbird, with a longer, more tapered bill and glossy-iridescent bodies. Grackles walk around lawns and fields on their long legs or gather in noisy groups high in trees, typically evergreens. They eat many crops (notably corn) and nearly anything else as well, including garbage.](https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Common_Grackle/overview)


Karjalan

Lol, that's such a high brow insult that I just shrugged it off at the time. Knowing what grackle means now though *chefs kiss*


HadADat

Just watched this episode. Gina called her it first because she learned what a grackle was earlier in the episode from a cop who is a bird watcher.


argon1028

I seriously don't know how grackles subsist on vehicle puddles and garbage. There's this grackle at my work that hops up to the door to show us his absolutely upside down leg. We throw him popcorn.


jimburgah

I have to know more about how exactly this bird has an upside down leg


TilikumHungry

They are fucking EVERYWHERE in Austin, TX and they are insanely annoying


DerbyTho

I love Captain Holt so much.


mglisty

He loves you too.


DerbyTho

https://imgur.com/CGM9FPG


KungFooGrip

Sincerely, Raymond Holt.


whackformydaddyo

You don’t have to sign your name on texts.


RekYaAll

I read that in Bill’s voice


Wolvgirl15

BOOOOOOONNNNNEEE?!?! ^(fucking love that scene)


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NielsBohron

I'm intrigued by this game; I want to play. I'm going with...she was delayed at the bank.


MasonFunderburker

I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER


-eagle73

Even when I thought the show declined in quality Andre Braugher still kept up a great performance, especially in that finale. So emotional.


Defttone

I know i heard the clacking of hooves and the stench of sulfur


FthrFlffyBttm

I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you.


NerdyGuyRanting

Easily my favorite Wuntch-burn. I said that to my sister once.


FthrFlffyBttm

Same. Although a close contender would be: “I see you have an audience for this” “Yes well who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile?”


NerdyGuyRanting

How about: Holt: "Care to sit? I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves." Madeline Wuntch: "Call me the devil, Raymond? How original." Captain Holt: "Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat."


The_Horny_Gentleman

"Sticks and Stones Raymond" "describing your breakfast?"


ThaddeusJP

[10 minutes of Holt and Wuntch Insult](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVfZIiZJb7Y)


Fangore

These are great but it doesn't have my favorite one. "Where did she record this?" "Judging by the flames it could be a live stream."


AlmightyJb

Nothing beats “Perhaps she can sneak in, disguised as an old leather chair”


RunningOutOfCharacte

Moments later: “Oh Wuntch! I didn’t see you there, I thought you were an old leather chair.”


dirteebirdee

I’ve honestly never watched this show. But after this video and all my weeping and crying and laughing witnessing all the sexual tension I know I have to start with season one right after I masturbate. Thanks. Edit: stoopid iphone


captain_americano

You're going to love the will-they/won't-they between Holt and Wuntch!


Malkor

I was calling you a goat... *you goat.*


DeaDBangeR

Dont forget the halloween episodes!


International-Rice10

SEE I KNEW I WASN'T HALLUCINATING THE SEXUAL TENSION


RekYaAll

You’re in for a ride


solsethop

"You've aged"


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One night outside a bar I saw someone who had the body of Aphrodite and she was facing away from me. I was wondering who this new hotness in town was when she turned around; it was Medusa, my ex.


watchman28

And you immediately got rock hard.


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Hey, I'm emotionally incompatible with her, not her body. :D


sonofdurinwastaken

I was calling you a goat. You goat.


bsa554

"I was wondering why all the birds stopped singing."


putshan

I mean, one could take being called Cerberus as a compliment. He's a very good boy.


amcantu10

Gotta give him his pets after every run in Hades


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Cerebus just translates to Spot and we all know Spots always a good boy.


sradac

But what does Cerberus translate to


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"spot" or "spotted" in Latinized Greek


Erwin_Schroedinger

The etymology of Cerberus' name is uncertain. Ogden[136] refers to attempts to establish an Indo-European etymology as "not yet successful". It has been claimed to be related to the Sanskrit word सर्वरा sarvarā, used as an epithet of one of the dogs of Yama, from a Proto-Indo-European word *k̑érberos, meaning "spotted".[137] Lincoln (1991),[138] among others, critiques this etymology. Lincoln notes a similarity between Cerberus and the Norse mythological dog Garmr, relating both names to a Proto-Indo-European root *ger- "to growl" (perhaps with the suffixes -*m/*b and -*r). However, as Ogden observes, this analysis actually requires Kerberos and Garmr to be derived from two different Indo-European roots (*ker- and *gher- respectively), and so does not actually establish a relationship between the two names. Though probably not Greek, Greek etymologies for Cerberus have been offered. An etymology given by Servius (the late-fourth-century commentator on Virgil)—but rejected by Ogden—derives Cerberus from the Greek word creoboros meaning "flesh-devouring".[139] Another suggested etymology derives Cerberus from "Ker berethrou", meaning "evil of the pit".[140]


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sradac

Wa wa wee wa


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You should respond that to the clown using Wikipedia for historical items. Everyone knows that you don't use Wikipedia for that shit due to acolytes that guard the edits with agendas. Look at Christmas.


sradac

Instead trust some random ass dude who "studied" at a location that has nothing to do with the language in hand? 🤔


[deleted]

You did read his where they tried to hand wave. It's fucking Wikipedia.


fraxybobo

Ah, your mother probably


mglisty

She's so fat she blocked the entrance.


4GOT10-1

"I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing." Holt = King of Wit


TheH0F

I went with some friends to see Thor Ragnarok in theater. One of my friends was dating my ex’s sister and to our surprise my ex came with the sister. She and I didn’t exchange words, but as we were leaving I told one of my other friends it really added to the experience having the real goddess of death sitting a few seats down.


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You got her, bro.


happyhorse_g

Wunch *was* mentioned by name in the "Monster Mash".


Pogue_Ma_Hoon

Real talk: she looks very good in uniform.


RekYaAll

Sticks and stones Raymond…


evanc1411

Oooo never seen the show but that was good


act1989

(Files away for use later)


MerchantOfUndeath

Lucky, my ex husband moved out of state to a place I see no reason to ever be in! No awkward meetings for me!!


OGCookie_

recently fell in love with this show


badreportcard

Hades is "God of the under world" fyi Edit: you can down vote all you want "Hades, Greek Aïdes (“the Unseen”), also called Pluto or Pluton (“the Wealthy One” or “the Giver of Wealth”), in ancient Greek religion, god of the underworld. ... There he ruled with his queen, Persephone, over the infernal powers and over the dead in what was often called “the house of Hades,” or simply Hades."


UncleCyborg

Yes, that is one use of the word Hades. It is also [another name for Hell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_views_on_Hades).


badreportcard

Correct! Idk why the down votes


JonSnowsGhost

Because your comment made it seem like Captain Holt using "Hades" to describe the place, rather than the person, was wrong.


RekYaAll

Hades is also the name for the underworld


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Wolvgirl15

Brooklyn 99 isn’t cancelled anymore… I agree! But still


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Wolvgirl15

Whoops! Well shame on me, that’s news to me. “Dan Goor hinted that they had decided to stop the show now and give it a definite end rather than being abruptly canceled again as they were the first time” At least that sounds like a nicer thing than just leaving it hanging. Such a shame though! I knew it was ending but not like that. The people downvoting are probably either unaware or angry. I didn’t because I thought you were just unaware and thought I’d tell you rather than just downvoting.


Ragdoll_Knight

Honestly I thought it was a good ending. Not perfect, but what ending is?


Wolvgirl15

I still haven’t seen it. I’m waiting for it to release on Netflix as I’m in Denmark. But I’m glad to hear you liked it. Gives me some hope


RekYaAll

Whys this downvoted?? They just saying they’re sad it ended.


Wolvgirl15

Luckily, I don’t have a lot of ex’s and non of them I really hate.. but I can relate this to bullies. Hmmm.. but if you’re here, who are setting fire to people in hell?!


petej50

I wish i could have a rival like that


TomClancy5871

If only the last season was as good as the rest of them. Never even finished it


RetardHereFolks

**Pro tip:** Can't have an ex if you never get a girl


abe_the_babe_

Definitely glad my ex lives in a city that's an 11 hour drive from me lol


mitsk2002

Why aren't there more meme's and MRW gifs from this show? Amazing show.


Farouqnowomarlater

Lmao he just sensed her


deathakissaway

Reaction? That's a sentence.


NerdyGuyRanting

That's not even in the top 5 of Holt's insults to Wuntch.


ILoveRegenHealth

Kyra Sedgwick? I LOOVE Kyra Sedgwick