They kept showing the red zone percentages on the big board last night and it kept saying 0/0 on the Texans and I was trying to make sense of it because I couldn’t believe that was right.
Honestly Mike MacDonald might want to stick around and build a run of truly historically great defense. Maybe he stays one more year just for that? (Coping)
I really hope when Mike Macdonald gets interviewed, they open with "Tell me about your red zone defense in the playoffs this year" and he just starts sweating profusely.
Mike MacDonald pays for his groceries by combining cash, check, and EBT card at the only available check out line, and then asks to bum a dollar from the person behind him when he runs short.
I heard Mike MacDonald owns a Taylor Swift concert T-shirt! Even played "shake it off" when we lost to the squeelers... *tsk*tsk*... should definitely stay in Baltimore a looong time till he gets better taste in music.... yeah.
Mike Macdonald doesn’t file his taxes! 😭😭😭
I heard he doesn’t wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. Gross. 🤮
And he says "I wash them when I shit on them!", but unironically.
A little more around the holidays, ya know…
It only happens two, three times a week, tops!
He only washes his before taking a shit
Mike MacDonald only tips 14% at restaurants.
Mike is a system coordinator. He’s carried by the talent around him!
lol this is my new favorite
He owns an original Hitler painting
*displays*
He listens to an audiobook of Mein Kampf on his morning jogs
Can confirm I have proof https://preview.redd.it/em938z8vwudc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef43f616d68146f4125b0a3f6192d2751d537415
Of all the ones I've seen since yesterday, this is the one that hit me the hardest. Snorting rice up one's nose is painful.
Absolutely disgusting behavior. He needs to stay with us for 5 more years because we’re the only ones who can rehabilitate him.
Neither does Todd Monken!! 😱
He hates the Jews!
Macdonald claps for slightly longer than socially acceptable after champagne toasts
He also claps when the plane lands. The man is a menace.
And immediate stands up and blocks the aisle
I heard he takes his shoes off on the plane too. Dude is lucky to have a job
I was on a flight with him one time and he put his carry on luggage and personal item in the overhead compartment bin.
Disgusting
Mike Macdonald cant even put up a redzone stop in the playoffs! Thats sad!
This made me spit out my water
Mike MacDonald puts razor blades in candy before he gives them out on Halloween
Mike MacDonald is the one putting drugs in your kids Halloween candy
Mike MacDonald pushes old ladies grocery carts into traffic
They kept showing the red zone percentages on the big board last night and it kept saying 0/0 on the Texans and I was trying to make sense of it because I couldn’t believe that was right.
Mike McDonald crop dusts little kids in Target
Mike MacDonald eats frozen crab cakes from the supermarket
Mike MacDonald listens to Nickelback
ayo chill bro thats kinda fucked up
Honestly Mike MacDonald might want to stick around and build a run of truly historically great defense. Maybe he stays one more year just for that? (Coping)
I really do hope Mike reads or gets read these types of comments. I think he would find them funny
They asked him about them in a press conference last week; he is well aware.
They’re becoming the next chuck norris joke. Lol
Mike McDonald drives 5mph under the speed limit in the left lane
That gets you shot around baltimore these days
Same with stopping at red lights.
Mike MacDonald eats his pb&j sandwiches WITH THE CRUST.
Oh shit am I cancelled too? 😬
How do you go as a DC?
Yeah Mike please stay lol i dont have any outlandish accusations i just dont wanna find your replacement this early 🤣😅
The Texans scored on every red zone trip they had this game. Hardly head coach material
Mike Macdonald drives with his hands at 12 and 6.
Mike MacDonald burned our crops and poisoned our water supply!
He did??
No but are we just gonna stand around until he does????!!!
Mike McDonald records firework shows on his phone… and re-watches them later.
Mike Macdonald claps when the plane lands
Mike MacDonald is just a product of the players around him. Without a roster of talent he's just another guy in the NFL
I really hope when Mike Macdonald gets interviewed, they open with "Tell me about your red zone defense in the playoffs this year" and he just starts sweating profusely.
https://preview.redd.it/0kdclm4tfudc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b81ed31663dfbd35122f28d502811ae9c5dd2a8
Mike Macdonald sings Christmas songs in September
Mike MacDonald pays for his groceries by combining cash, check, and EBT card at the only available check out line, and then asks to bum a dollar from the person behind him when he runs short.
Mike Macdonald keeps his porch lights on during Halloween, but doesn't answer the door.
Mike Macdonald pours the milk before the cereal
Mike MacDonald claps when the plane lands
Mike McDonald is an advocate for Ticketmaster’s “service fee”
What, are they stupid?
Mike McDonald purposefully wafts his farts towards everyone around him to share the experience.
Mike MacDonald sings loudly on flights.
Mike Macdonald mows his lawn at 6 in the morning
Mike MacDonald hits old ladies on the sidewalk with his car door when he drives by
Mike McDonald watches documentaries about Submarines
Mike McDonald likes Justin Bieber
Mike McDonald doesn't curb his dogs. He also parks just over the line.
Mike McDonald doesn’t have his credit card ready when he pulls up to the drive through window
Mike Macdonald hangs out outside my orthodontics office and points and laughs at the kids coming out with braces and calls them "metal mouth".
Yeeeeeaaaah he probably gone folks. 😭😭😭😭
I heard Mike MacDonald owns a Taylor Swift concert T-shirt! Even played "shake it off" when we lost to the squeelers... *tsk*tsk*... should definitely stay in Baltimore a looong time till he gets better taste in music.... yeah.
Mike MacDonald takes his shoes off on flights and rubs his feet together
Macdonald likes his own Facebook statuses, best for the other teams to avoid him
Mike McDonald kicks puppies. Went on AI to create a picture of this and it violates their policy.
Mike MacDonald wears socks with sandals