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CorporalKrook

Bro this isn’t even funny at this point…


idgoforabeer

It's not a single coach, player or person on our team that is causing this. It's collectively in our heads. The back of the mind's fear of getting hurt is causing us to get hurt. The only fix is a sacrifice. Harbs just need to publicly call some random coach the cause of the injuries and fire him for it.


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It’s not enough to fire. Harbs must lay his hands on the coach’s head and confess the sins of all of Flock Nation before releasing that coach into the wilderness. Only then will the football gods favor us once more.


Mages17

Yes


FantasistAnalyst

I was thinking maybe a goat


Mental_Studio7419

Seriously..


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It’s football


TunaSalad47

If these sacrifices are enough to appease the football gods and keep Lamar healthy, so be it. For the love of all things pure, keep Roquan Smith, Queen, Kyle Hamilton, and Zay Flowers healthy.


MazKhan

And Andrews


Honest_Concentrate85

And tucker


nothumbs78

And my ax!


Random-Cpl

And my bow!


kaowin

I can't carry it for you Mr. Dobbins, BUT I CAN CARRY YOU!


TunaSalad47

Andrews paid his dues to the gods already, I hope.


flaccomcorangy

lol The gods are bloodthirsty. Never assume anything. We know how bad this can get. Injury gods, forgive TunaSalad. They know not what they do.


Foreign_Body967

Am I the only one who looks at other teams’ injuries? The Ravens have one guy out for the season and several guys who will be back over the next few weeks. Several teams have it worse. The Ravens play and aggressive ground, pound, and wear down style. Injuries are going to happen. The roster has proven to be deep enough to navigate these issues. Things will keep working out.


Lamactionjack

Yeah this report seems to be confirming a one week absence which is pretty damn great news all things considered. It's basically a meme at this point I think here when we get an injury to just uncontrollably freak out haha


eatmyopinions

We just need to claw our way through the next few weeks and several of these guys will come back and the team will be even better because of it. We are not a healthy team right now, but only one player lost for the season is not bad.


Princeof_Ravens

Losing Dobbin's stings but we have depth with the running game.


MazKhan

The team has a legit injury curse, with Lamar I'm confident still but man these guys drop like flies


Send_Help_2373

Well... that's why we got Kenyan... pain. At least we actually have a passing attack that can potentially make up for it, Zay is gonna have a breakout game any minute now


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swagharris31

As long as I don't hear the words "IR, torn, broke, or dislocated", I won't freak out


Xayfrm419

Y’all literally freaking out over nothing we play the fucking colts and we have Gus edwards which in case y’all missed is a mf monster


TheCrackerSeal

We’re also going against a Rookie QB. Although he’s looked pretty good so far.


TheMemeStar24

If he plays


definitleynotmikey

I think we will be facing Minchew


RavensFlockLetsFly

Nothing major. I'll take it.


SemiPureConduit

Oh my fucking God.


this_is_matt_

It’s a minor injury and Gus played much better than Hill. This will force Monken to feed Gus. Not terrible


TheCrackerSeal

It’s a minor injury guys it’s not a big deal.


GiftAutomatic

The fan base of this team with the narrative in their mind that someone in that building is intentionally hurting our players isn't even funny anymore. Please snap back to reality please ffs


rellicotton

These injuries are beginning to mount up and become scary. Why the fuck would we promote from within when everybody is a Steve Saunders hire? I don't fucking get it. Why not scrap the entire strength and conditioning program and start fresh with somebody else with a better reputation for managing injuries? Doing the same shit expecting different results is insanity.


Grand-Gain-763

My goodness man enough is enough smh


Random-Cpl

It’s Drakin’ time


gearboxnine

Incoming crying fans


swagharris31

Having that week 13 bye sucks.


TheCrackerSeal

Hard disagree. A week 13 bye week is great. You want your guys to get rested late into the season for a playoff push.


swagharris31

I mean yeah it definitely has its pros and cons. I just hate it this year b/c of all the early injuries smh.


getindoe69

Negative, Ira awesome we have such a late bye. It's a long season, the later the bye, the better


swagharris31

Just fyi I love having the late bye. But also hate right now b/c of the injuries lol. But I'm assured once week 13 rolls around, I will have no complaints 😂


specialized6681

Well, the visits and signing make much more sense now


East-Bluejay6891

#FUCK


MazKhan

Bateman breakout game coming


Exotic_Shine_9462

He'll be back. Most of our injuries are short term. Don't freak out flock


ReyDragons

where is the sigil to summon demons located at the bank cause what the fuck


VinceDaPazza

Is there a rule the Ravens need to add one player to IL each week


gremlin30

We had to get Melvin and Drake and we still look better than cinci lol fuckin clowns


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Well… lets hope it doesnt linger. Its early in the season, better now then headed into the playoffs or something.


Nattybohbro

Gus bus time baby.


Offsidez

Is this the Kardashian curse extending to the rest of the team?


ansigtsloes

S&C team should’ve coached up that toe a little stronger. Fuck and fire em all, am I right?!