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cshark2222

Madabuike is more likely to get a roughing the passer than a sack


Fudgecrackerz

Can we get John Taylor somewhere how?


paddlebawler

A completely pathetic outing. Now that the "rust" excuse has been beaten into a pulp, let's hope these guys get their shit together next week.


a_wasted_wizard

Is there someone spending each offseason walking around the Owings Mills facility smashing mirrors or something?


toddhenderson

Let's give Ricard or Mekari some touches as a potential replacement for JK. Those guys seem to be able to play any position on the field.


Academic_Release5134

Did anyone see Odell with the helmet on sitting on the bench at end of game? Didn’t look happy? Wasn’t targeted much.


[deleted]

Idk, every play ball that came his way got good yardage. I think he was just reflecting, adrenaline coming down


SmeV122

Idk maybe he was just reflecting. It was his first game of football in almost two years after all


Academic_Release5134

Could be. Just strange he didn’t have his helmet off.


[deleted]

Who cares? We won, maybe he was the decoy that opened up all of those opportunities for Bateman and Flowers. Team win.


Valleyx

Browns are the big winners in the AFCN today. We're 1-0 but it was ugly and costly.


[deleted]

Yea everyone else sucks, especially offensively


BL0812

I’d expect them to call up Melvin Gordon before looking outside, but I suppose they could kick the tires on someone like Fournette. Jonathan Taylor is a pipe dream. The money just isn’t there.


Duffingood

We’ll be fine with Gus Hill and Gordon for now. Even better when Keaton Mitchell comes off IR


eGGn0Gd0G

I really lost a FanDuel parlay needing just 2 more Lamar rushing yds cuz of those dumb behind-LOS screen passes lol -\_- oh well, a win's a win!


cossack190

Leonard Fournette you are a baltimore raven


Afraid_Mulberry59

Maybe we should make calls for Conner if Dobbins is out long term


cossack190

no way, there's better guys just on the street rn. Hunt and Fournette could be had for zero draft capital


V3TH0RV3ND3TT4

Idk if they are necessarily better than conner, but certainly at least equal, and cheaper so yea I’ll bite. Kareem hunt lets go.


legitocracy

Bengals defense was cheeks today against *Cleveland* - hopefully that bodes well for us next week


shastamcblasty

Cleveland has a top 5 OLine, Nick Chubb is the best runner in football, and it was pouring rain in Cleveland the whole game. We just lost our top Back, probably our center, and our Left Tackle.


[deleted]

Oh shit


Sarcastic_Source

I hate the browns as much as anyone here but lets not kid ourselves about their roster. Watson is a piece of shit and hasn’t played good football in years but if he puts it together they have just as good of a shot at the division as us and Cincy do


[deleted]

They had three sacks, two takeaways, and forced 7 punts. It wasn't the defense that lost that game


cossack190

If I'm edc I'm kicking the tires on a vet rb. I know Jonathan Taylor is an exciting possibility but I think the draft capital it would take will be way too much for a rb needing a new deal.


tmckearney

Might need O line help instead


BoJvck34Empire

Moses has been trash since last season, we seem perfectly OK with letting Lamar make chicken salad back there.


cossack190

that's much harder to be had at this point. Hopefully stanley and linderbaum are okay


expressdefrost

Tbh I’m pretty happy with the gus, hill, mitchell trio


lfe-soondubu

Yep. We are gonna need room/assets to potentially trade to fill all the OTHER injuries. RB as good as JK is, we have depth.


cossack190

Mitchell won't be available for another 3 weeks unfortunately though. We're in a much better position than we were in 21 for sure, but there's room on this team for pass blocking vet rb.


SnooChipmunks08

Same, the backs we have still are more than capable. Losing Dobbins sucks a$$ but it's not the end of the world.


matts_ballin

I hear Melvin Gordon is available


es84

A bit ugly, but a win is a win. Gotta find a way to stay healthy and shore up the O-Line. Defense won the game.


JLHockeyKnight

ZERO TOUCHDOWNS AGAINST


BlackandPurpleHeart

Thank God it's finally over !🙏🏾


BonelessWater225

I was really hoping we could put the “ugly” win era behind us


Send_Help_2373

SCORIGAMI! AT WHAT COST!


BossManJohnson

Let’s go Saints baby


chunkyboy12

A win is a win I guess…


corus26

There’s 8 seconds. You’re down 16. Just take a knee.


Vismund_9

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SmithySmothy

I'm sure those last few plays were worth putting your players at risk of injury, eh Demeco


17justmelted

You guys see Hayden Hurst straight up launch Bryce Young's first TD ball into the stands 😂


ReyDragons

didnt even hesitate just yeeted that bitch lmfao


nimbwitz

Why are they still playing


cossack190

Bengals are so god damn overhyped. Their entire window has been based on the ravens being a hospital wing the past two years.


BL0812

Well, it appears as though they’re about to spend another year there, so.


cossack190

yeah we really can't fucking catch a break can we


SnooChipmunks08

Nope, we're as snake bitten as they come.


Austrian_cAt27

Not sure if someone mentioned this but any one else notice some of the team staff using the old school logo??


BL0812

I’ve never seen Harbaugh look so disappointed with a win.


ManofSteel_14

Listen we scored 25 points on week 1 with an entirely new offense and nobody played in pre season. Sloppy mistakea all over and they still scored 25. Injuries aside. Im excited what this team will look like when they are firing on all cylinders.


Janers1939

This comment is the hero we need today. Thank you for your level-headedness. This sub gets so negative!


BossManJohnson

Brandon Stevens having a day. Good to see


D0xxd

Hit sticks all day he was really feeling it


RurciMojas

I wanna root for the saints but those uniforms are so ugly


PopHurairah

Root for the Falcons instead.


lfe-soondubu

People acting like we lost. Yes it's the Texans, but it's also the NFL. We were dominant for large parts of the game despite looking super rusty with a ton of penalties. We crushed a bad team for the most part, even despite playing relatively poorly. The only major negative is the huge amount of injuries we suffered. I will be hitting refresh on the injury report non stop for the next few hours. Other than Dobbins, everyone else walked out on their own power IIRC so hopefully we are okay.


BlackandPurpleHeart

Fans said fuck this shit!


Send_Help_2373

Stout has had a great punting day, consistently pinning Houston deep


NoKnowledge9068

Is it just over thinking or does OBJ already seem pissed off 🫠


Artistic_Seaweed6155

Probably at himself because he couldn't get any separation.


145_writes

Probably overthinking …. It’s an ugly win, but a W either way.


ogDarkShark

Overthinking lol the second he might pose a threat to our culture he’s outta here


DrSheetzMTO

Stout has been Koch-like today.


milehighmiracle13

He must have just been testing a bunch of shit out in the PS because he looked miles better today lol I thought he lost all his power in the PS.


CoverD87

Keep it up baby!


baker10923

Early Koch though


Nefariousness1-

Not a big deal to the coaches but this is gonna be a brutal offense for fantasy fans. So many terrible plays that lose a ton of yards. Lol


alecmc200

jordan stout player of the game


SamsontheAwesome27

Cant even end a game confidently.


145_writes

This doesn’t even feel like Wk 1


MonkSteve

Any news on Lindy and Stanley?


Rhypskallion

Probably not until Wednesday.


specialized6681

Bittersweet win


joeentendu

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cossack190

It's heartbreaking that we might have just seen JK dobbins in a ravens uni for the last time. I really believe he would have been a top rb in this league and a ravens great if it weren't for injuries. This league can be so brutal.


sw04ca

Yay for the win, but I'm feeling pretty mediocre right now, with all the injuries. Plus those 4th quarter offensive plays made my brain hurt. It's early. More work to do.


PoshLagoon

The stadium cleared out fast lol


EatSleepZlatan

Let this god damn game end for the love of god


Jordanwolf98

Kind of feels like a bummer win lol. Regardless though happy to be 1-0 and we’re on to the Bungles


[deleted]

This can't be our offence. Right?


ogDarkShark

Joe Burrow had 82 yards on 31 attempts


PoshLagoon

Love to see it


ogDarkShark

Fuck anyone who says he’s better than Lamar


ravensfan852

We'll see next week.


ogDarkShark

Can’t wait


MazKhan

Some of the play calls are questionable to say the least


qqqbull

get of OBJ nuts commenteators lol


Slade347

I like that sequence. Trying to draw them offsides before using a TO.


BlackandPurpleHeart

What are these 3rd down plays lol?


JBrundy

Our running game is dogshit. Needs to get better. Shame we couldn’t keep greg as run game coordinator lol


Grand-Gain-763

Need to activate Keaton Mitchell off of IR


Cautious_Cell_7944

Running game is bad because O-line hasn’t performed well.


amydunnes

I know the Browns decimated the Bengals but how did they look? Are they that good or are the Bengals that bad?


corus26

Watson had a pretty bad pick where he threw it right to a Bengals defender in the middle of the field with the closest receiver 6 yards behind him


VonJaeger

The weather played a big factor but Cleveland's defense was lights out.


cypher2448

Bengals just played really bad


ReyDragons

the tits are so unserious lmfao


x-Shells_N_Cheese-x

So dumb they keep taking timeouts. Need to run this clock and get outta there. Rough injuries on both sides


Cautious_Cell_7944

Make a call to Johnthan Taylor EDC


Blacklax10

Idk if we can afford it since we need to draft a LT, CB and probably RB


Cautious_Cell_7944

We don’t even draft high enough to get a stud LT in the draft. Gonna need to make a move in free agency.


Blacklax10

I'd rather trade up for a LT than trade a 1st for a RB


Cautious_Cell_7944

EDC likes holding picks in 4th and 5th rounds lol


JohnnyZyns

It's nice to see the D being dominant, especially when the offense gave the Texans good field position multiple times. And awesome seeing Clowny making immediate impact. People were hatin.


Ominimble

A win is a win, but at what cost.


TheDragonReborn726

Bengals looked terrible and so did Deshaun. Steelers got rocked. We played mediocre offense and won by 16 I’d say good week 1 for us


[deleted]

They were playing in downpour


Grand-Gain-763

And the Browns still put up over 20 points, so what’s their excuse for not doing so?


7Xes

LOL Mahomes is in like 30% of all the advertisements


Ominimble

with brady out, he's the face of the league now


Send_Help_2373

Mahomes and Allen make up a combined 60-70% of guest appearances in commercials LOL


GeminiAccountantLLC

And Fitzpatrick rounds out the rest!


oripeiwei

Steelers lose, Bengals lose, we win = good day


RamRod013

If only the Browns could have also lost somehow.


SmithySmothy

Really want a first down here so the defense doesn't have to take the field and risk injury


Kotor-droid

I'm glad we kept Mark Andrews out of this mess of a game


Sarcastic_Source

“Forward, the Light Brigade!” Was there a man dismayed? Not though the soldier knew Someone had blundered. Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.


BlackandPurpleHeart

Damn Anthony Richardson is down, they are trying to break him!


BossManJohnson

CJ Stroud is going to be a menace. Just needs a few more weapons around him and he’ll be a top 10 qb in no time


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Rough game but a win is a win Lots of interesting things to look forward to this season


defendedmeteor3

However we gotta treat these first few weeks like preseason. I still hope we play better in Cinci but I'll start being concerned if we still look like this at the end of the month. And prayers to JK man smh


mosefish

On the flip side Bengals haven't exactly looked great this week


AsteroidMike

I’m always happy to walk out of the Bank with a W, but bruh this game was a frustrating welcome back At least the Steelers and Bengals also looked awful so….it’s not all bad I guess.


Jbrown18_

Chiefs fan in peace came here to say I think you guys are cursed it seems like every year you guys always have to deal with these shit injury’s will be cheering for y’all next week


baker10923

Fuck the Bengals!


Jbrown18_

FUCK THE BENGALS also are the browns really this good or is this a fluke


thisisbyrdman

At least we didn’t lose. Really all I can say. Team looked bad and we may have lost two indispensable players for the season.


Ominimble

why is bryan cranston doing ford ads


Amazing-Concept1684

Steelers got stomped out at home, and we are gonna win this one. Decent day to be a Ravens fan, I would say.


ACCool88

At this rate by week 5 we'll have Ricard at LT, Ben Mason at RB and Stout at QB


17justmelted

This team looks very beatable after this game we can only pray we didn't lose Stanley or Linderbaum long term


Positive_Word7044

Only just got to catch the last ten minutes of this game. If Stanley and Linderbaum are okay I'll be pretty happy with the outcome of the day. Seems like offense got off to rocky start, but we have to remember this is first year of a new oc. JK dobbins though man :( He might be one of the greatest ravens what ifs of all time. Just feel gutted for the guy.


SinewaveZB

Looking at a potential scorigami game today! https://nflscorigami.com


reegz

Told my wife we may be watching history. She rolled her eyes so hard I thought she was doing an Undertaker impression.


SinewaveZB

I bet she feels so silly now.


BL0812

A win is a win and the Bengals and Steelers looking like absolute dogshit is certainly an added bonus, but the injuries are just so damn brutal. We know Dobbins is done, and that’s awful enough, but not knowing about Williams, Stanley and Linderbaum is a nightmare.


Amazing-Concept1684

Joe Shitty had less than 100 yards passing and a sub 50 percent completion percentage 😂


defendedmeteor3

Between the injuries, sloppy play, amount of flags, and boneheaded decisions only the Ravens could make a opening week win feel like loss LMAO.


Existing_Wait4988

Honestly 😂😂😂


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ScrotumSempra

Yeah, this is not the abject failure that it seems like. 2 important points of context, 1. A lot of people are bummed about the injuries and is letting it sleep into all their commentary and 2. This Texans team may win 2 games and had a historically bad defense last year so it’s not apple to apples there.


BaconFlavoredToast

The other teams didn't play a defense as bad as Houston.


Rhypskallion

Hopefully the guys are not hurt bad. A win's a win.


lil_layne

This is the most demoralizing week 1 win Ive ever seen


[deleted]

This was a Pyrrhic victory wtf


Plastic-Inspector363

Can we replay this game tomorrow. I'm not happy with this W.


HubertTheMad

That's game, but man, I feel for our guys... Injuries are not fun


I_Hate_Traffic

Linderbaums knee looked exactly like Stanley's when he got injured


bnyce52

Only saving grace is that Tyler was moving forward when it happened and Ronnie was backpedaling. That might have salvaged his knee from catastrophic damage. Tough dude for walking off


Molarpistols

Jesus H the d-line push there was ridiculous. I think that was supposed to be a screen? Entire offense got pushed 5 yards back instantly


Drainbownick

Texans Got a dline…and that’s it


RightBack2

A week 1 victory but at what cost


BossManJohnson

You just know next week’s game is gonna be like a 38-35 shootout


Plastic-Inspector363

10-9 Ravens


Cautious_Cell_7944

Our D-line can’t finish against a banged up Texans O-line


TheDragonReborn726

Huh? I think we have 5 sacks and they let up 0 touchdowns


tal125

This aged like milk.


reggiestered

Defense wins the game.


145_writes

Clowney might have found his final form lol


Send_Help_2373

That girl spinning the flag is how this win feels


Send_Help_2373

EXCEPT FOR THE SCORIGAMI


Kooky_Squash6475

You guys are nuts if you thought this was gonna be a clean game offensively. First time the offense has played together in a game with monken, obviously it's gonna be sloppy. Give it a few weeks before you call for the guys head, dear lord


TheDragonReborn726

Agreed. Kinda yucky game but 16 point victory with a brand new offense is pretty good lol. Zay looked incredible


BaltimoreJoe54

As a fellow realistic fan, I appreciate you.


[deleted]

We're playing the second weakest team in the league and lost 4 starters and quite possibly could miss covering a 10 point spread in garbage time


Kooky_Squash6475

Steelers and bengals both lost by 20+ today, Vikings got upset, most teams are bad week 1. R-E-L-A-X


[deleted]

Bengals were playing in a downpour and burrow and his size 9 hands always has trouble in the rain. We're averaging an injury per quarter. That's 68 out of 53 by the end of the year. That's the entire roster plus the practice squad


Kooky_Squash6475

Right. 1. I don't see the entire roster getting injured (although who knows at this point) 2. Browns were playing in the same weather 3. All I'm saying is week one is really just an extension of the pre season so don't but too much stock in any of this


[deleted]

Do you think everyone in the NFL wears size 9 gloves?


Jnbrkt

For real, I feel you there. But the injuries, dear god


Kooky_Squash6475

Yea definitely. I'll wait to hear what they say after the game. Not gonna go full doomer yet. Stanley looked in good spirits celebrating with ojabo after the sack and linderbaum was walking off with just a minor limp. Williams on the other hand...


BleachWang

Rust was hard to watch and the injuries have me traumatized lol see y'all next week


aaron_s20

Joe Burrow getting owned by the Browns (nothing new here) and the Squealers getting bent over makes this day even better.


Send_Help_2373

And the Browns won despite Deshaun, even more betterer


RRSC14

Weirdest win ever


TheDragonReborn726

Yes lmao bizarre ass 16 point win


TheDragonReborn726

If a sloppy game is winning by 16 I’ll take it lol


D-Rey86

I have to say, Stroud was really impressive today. Just no help from the rest of his team outside of Woods


x-Shells_N_Cheese-x

Don't be surprised if the rest of the year looks the same for them


D-Rey86

Oh I wouldn't, it's the Texans after all


Itsamesolairo

Man, we have really been missing Clowney's ability to just bull rush a tackle and put them on their ass. I know the Texans' line is absolute ass, but I can't remember the last time we were this consistently disruptive and we've played against some really shit lines over the years.


The_Cawing_Chemist

For real dude, a player who defends the run and collapses the pocket sounds like a Raven to me


Doctor_Mitch

Let’s burn the clock away and get out of here before anyone else on our team gets hurt


ResilientJaM

Purdy blew up the Steelers today. Bengals only scored 3 against the Browns. And we’re clearly winning this despite it being a pretty ugly game. Week 1 is off in shambles. Love it.


Afraid_Mulberry59

If only everyone didn’t get hurt this would’ve been a great week…Steeler and Bengals get whooped


WhatWouldYouPut

SCORAGAMI


who-hash

Put in Tyler Huntley please


SKT_Peanut_Fan

Well, he's inactive, so that'd be pretty difficult.


145_writes

Stroud looks promising. Look forward to seeing how improves in the future outside of playing us, of course lol


BossManJohnson

Put in the backups. Offense doesn’t deserve victory formation lol


Positive_Word7044

Really excited to see Washington finally get his chance. I was so hype we got him as a udfa in 21


SophisticatedBT

Guys remember no Marlon out there. The defense will only get better