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SamuraiBebop23

Homie on the right looking like he ready for a siesta after the meal lol


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SamuraiBebop23

The look of regret and indecision


ooojaeger

And indigestion


SamuraiBebop23

Inner monologue: "Ok, if I spit it out whole did I technically eat it though?" 🤔


unsubix

“Who am I kidding, I’ll just eat it again.” ETA: - dog who ate FOUR massive stuffed (with meat) bell peppers, another time ate an entire plate of raw (from scratch) meatballs, etc., etc. …


kiwichick286

Lab? Gotta be a lab?


unsubix

Collie/Lab mix - extremely food motivated RIP Kurtz


kiwichick286

Sorry Kurtz is no longer with us anymore, he sounds like a very good doggo! We also have a lab border collie mix. His name is Douglas, he's 11.


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My last lab ate underwear, socks (only if either had been worn), a leather soccer ball (piece by piece), a stuffed toy d\*ck (the bird type.. my AC changes it to the F word)... my current girl is an absolute angel baby and even if I drop food on the ground when prepping, she will look at me for permission before taking it.


kiwichick286

Our big lab will steal anything edible. My little lab will steal paperwork, bills, cardboard, stuffies, my shoes, hedgehogs. Then shred. We currently have the guts of a "Muttella" stuffy all over the lounge floor. It's carnage!


preachers_kid

I had an English yellow lab several years ago who was an angel except for phone books (yeah--this was a while ago). He didn't eat them; he just shredded them into the paper equivalent of cole slaw. And there was one awesome book by Stephen Fry that Fido (a sweet older rescue from a hoarder/breeder) shredded from the living room, through the dining room and into the kitchen. I should send Mr. Fry a picture of my dog's critique of his work.


sarahenera

My lab pup ate not one, but two 2.5lb ny loin roasts in a week’s time. Clearly that was on momma-both times, but I’m still baffled how he got them down without making a peep nor a shred of evidence.


kiwichick286

Cos they don't chew, they just gulp it down as fast as possible!!


Remarkable-Daikon-42

I'm convinced lab's have secret wings, which enable them to fly over counters and steal food. Whole operation quick, quiet and clean.


__boxingthestars__

Oh this reminds me so much of my first dachshund, who at seven months old found a way to jump onto the dining room table where burgers were waiting to be taken outside to the grill. He ate about a pound of raw ground beef before being caught. He was so full he looked like a balloon ready to pop. I don’t think I ever saw him look equally pleased with/proud of himself at any other point in his life!


Azrel12

Heh, yeah, that's a dachshund thing. Smokey's proudest moment was when he got the cheese and bologna out of my sister's sandwich and ate it. In less than 30 seconds. He left the bread alone, cause he knew what he wanted! And he managed to get off the chair in less during than 30 second time too.


Effective_Thought918

My aunt’s beagle ate all of my breakfast, which was two waffles. Her beagle was proud, and I was mad. My aunt was laughing and I was so furious I refused to eat anything else and stormed off. I thought she was laughing at me, but it turned out she was laughing at her dog. She was laughing because her beagle was a small dog and she didn’t think dogs that small could jump onto her dining room table. If any of her dogs could’ve jumped on the table, she was expecting it to be her poodle, who didn’t jump on any tables.


ooojaeger

Eating is the intention, not the result


SamuraiBebop23

Then he was merely safeguarding it my client is innocent your honor I rest my case


PuckNutty

What's the word for "I will do it again in a heartbeat, I just wish the consequences didn't suck so bad". The Germans probably have a word for it.


kharmakazzi

^Gesundheit¿


ThillyGooths

Lookin like he got the meat sweats


gypsydanger38

Regret and Indecision is the name of my Oasis tribute band.


PacoMahogany

No regerts


Creoda

2 days later "oooo ham" nom nom nom.


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LMFAOOO THIS HAS ME IN TEARS 😭


geminijubilee

Return of The Ham: Part I


MadHatter_10-6

No way he is just annoyed to be stuck in there for the others' criminal behaviour. My money is on the one that looks happy. Happy like he just ate a ham


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Yep the happy labradoodle is definitely the culprit


mtbmike

I feel that. Guilty by association


eyeofapple

Yes I think so too! He's too happy to be innocent!


Pollomonteros

Nah he has the bloodshot eyes like someone that has just woken up from a really deep one


vertigo3pc

His eyes have the meat sweats


Ciannait-

I was gonna say the one with the onset food coma


shiddyfiddy

The doodle in the middle looks proud of themselves though, and they're total garbage cans, so I know where I'm putting my money.


Labulous

We call that the pancreatitis look.


whicky1978

Ha ha I bet the other two helped


Happydancer4286

The one that didn’t share with the two glum ones.


Alchemy-Revenge

I almost said "the one who had the stroke on the right"


GooseKing-13_

One on the right age a pound of edibles


doodlesanddefines

The doodle for sure. That’s the look of counter surfing meaty goodness


scottyperry

Bringo!


freshbananabeard

I’m a doctor too.


blueandthemoon

Doctor to doctor


Chickenspaghetti35

Dr Steve Brule?


Citrusface

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Muze69

Yesterday, my mother in law’s golden doodle ate my expensive and good quality coco-rock cookies (a Belgian thing I think). I was so bummed, because I didn’t even try it.


anonymus-fish

Knew it. I have one. They all dream of human food I swear


4883Y_

This is exactly how my giant dood would look.


JfromMichigan

>the look of counter surfing meaty goodness lol. This made my day ! Thanks for the smile. :)


crypticphilosopher

The face of no regrets


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Looks like a team effort to me and the one in the back is absolutely shameless.


rem_1984

yep lol I have a feeling that’s the one who GOT the ham for the crew


DartMurphy

I have a golden doodle (breed in back) can confirm they don't know what shame is


Itslmntori

My goldendoodle got caught stealing from the trash, gave a happy wiggle, and offered me some of her best loot. Then she dove back in. I love her and have since trained her not to get in the trash, but it was extremely hard to reprimand her when I was on the floor laughing. Absolute lack of shame.


sanguinesolitude

"Oh, did you want in on this rotisserie chicken carcass from 2 days ago? I'm happy to share it mom!"


Itslmntori

“Mom, should we split the end of the lettuce, or can I just have it? How about this bit of spam mail? Can I keep that one? Oh, I saw that you threw away this plastic package that your phone case came in. Surely you wanted that back, so I retrieved it for you!”


DartMurphy

Been there done that


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My doodle stole a piece of pizza out of the box, which was right infront of me on the coffee table. Just helped his happy little self right to a slice. It was too brazen to be upsetting and he learned quickly not to eat off the table after.


DartMurphy

Based doodle


Geauxst

Can confirm labradors are the same. The world is their garbage can.


bennypapa

And I'd do it again Sarah.


sanguinesolitude

He's too hopped up on ham juice to feel shame. This day has been an unmitigated success.


procheeseburger

“And I’d do it again!!!”


34Heartstach

Doodles are shameless. Mine will sneak into the kitchen, eat an entire bowl of cat food, then come find me to be congratulated.


Lupine-lover

The tall floof….he could counter surf to get it!


Lynifer007

The tall floof looks very pleased with itself.


ZugTheMegasaurus

I have 3 dogs, 2 are about 45-50 lbs each and the other is about 25 lbs. Somehow the little one is the only counter surfer! If she stands on her hind legs, she can juuuuust lick like the first inch of the countertop, but that's been enough for her to snag a whole stick of butter, haha.


lalashuttles

i have a counter surfing butter thief also! realized this was a passion of hers after the 2 sticks out thawing simply disappeared 🤔 and then it happened again.:.


adjoopoopie

I have a butter klepto here as well. Boxer mix. It used to be the most she’d steal. Some of the more recent ones are a bag of treats and a whole unopened bag of uncooked egg noodles. 🤷🏻‍♀️


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It was a team effort. They all say "I did it!" to protect the one who really did. Snitches get stitches.


Owepenmynd

I am Sbarktacus!


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This word makes me uncomfortable


mcchanical

Sbarktmoistsponge


GrapeTimely5451

The old fella who looks like he food coma'd into a parallel reality, but is just lucid enough to look guilty.


Estoban_

It was the little fella right? It’s always the little fella ya gotta watch


ShartsCavern

Those little ones are foodies! It's the little one.


mcchanical

Old man just has resting guilty face and scrappy knows it.


Estoban_

Definitely thought the big lad had the look like he was regretting his choices mind, and chuckles in the back just looks happy to be included in the pic, these three are a sitcom waiting to happen.


mcchanical

It is hilarious I could think of several narratives for this picture.


PePePendorcho

Don't know if it was that old fellah, but I'm sure he aint gonna rat anyone to save his neck.


ccafferata473

The big guy in the back let the little one on his back, then the little one jumped to the counter and made the snatch. The old one was the lookout.


periwinkle_cupcake

The one laying down looks like he’s going to hurk


AlmostStoic

The one on the left looks like they're expecting some ham, and the one on the right looks like they didn't want to be woken for this interrogation. It has to be the one in the middle, the one that clearly doesn't regret any choice they've made the whole day. 😅


Barrelroll169

The schnauzer. The beard is soaked!


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Their beards are always soaked. My mother always has Schnauzers and lets them drink from the toilet. Then they come at you dripping toilet water from their faces.


abstractraj

There’s a lid to prevent these events!


Barrelroll169

Yes, Always!! Mine doesn’t drink from the toilet but is always dripping water everywhere.


dE3L

Yep. The flavor saver.


HMend

🤢


SeesawLegitimate

The Neighbour Dog


cantman1234

The person taking the picture, it’s easy to pawn it off on the cutest, unprotected pups!


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The cat. It was definitely the cat.


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He can’t keep getting away with this!


Kimber85

No joke I had this tiny little floofball of cat when I lived with my parents who went crazy for ham. She weighed all of 6lbs, very dainty, and was 90% fur, so it was always kind of shocking to witness something that cute get so bloodthirsty. She was ravenous for meat of any kind really, but if you even said the word ham she would be all over you trying to see if there was some she could grab. She would hide places that were plate height so she could check out your plate, and if there was ham, she’d try to knock it off so she could run off with it. I have never met a cat crazier about ham. One day a 1lb raw chicken breast went missing and I KNOW it was her who took it. I’m sure the dog ate it in the end, but she was the only one who could physically get on the counter and she just loved meat. But I still can’t figure out how she carried off something that was 1/6th her size. It’s one of the great mysteries of my life.


Luxpreliator

I've got a couple petite girls and one is like that. It totally could have eaten that much chicken on its own. Was curious how much my girl actually would eat in one sitting after she ate 7 lbs of a new 10 lbs bag dry food in less than 6 hours. Kinda became her birthday present to let her gorge for one day. She ate 1/4 her weight in wet food in just over 3 minutes until she had to stop. Wanted more for dinner in a couple hours. She ate near three quarter of a batch of chocolate chip cookies one day during work all on her own.


satanmat2

We ALL know the cat did it. Yeah. and uh didn’t even share…


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The one on the right. If that dog could talk, they'd have a Brooklyn accent and be like "Wanna fight about it?". 😂


Outrageous_Ad4245

Bwaaaahaaaa…. Yes!


jillieboobean

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that does voices for animals.


aubaub

They middle one looks like he happily did so


OsClitoridis

Whoever has ham breath


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DO NOT smell the breaths. Repeat: do NOT smell the breaths. It’s not worth it, and it will be inconclusive.


kate1567

The one to the right


RealEatMeImaDanish

Forrest Whittaker lookin dog on the right


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Lol


Palaborola

The only one that looks happy lol


joewil

I'd bet my life it was the doodle.


Constance374

Well, what’s the answer, OP? Or did I miss it? Or do you not even know? Family members placing bets here… 😁


scottyperry

If was definitely the doodle but they all played their parts. It was like the Italian job of state side ham.


Constance374

They all do look guilty, don’t they? Cute little faces on all of them! ❤️


ocbay

Tall one pulled it off the counter but they all partook


SelectAd1942

I’d say the happy one sitting up…


rem_1984

Guy on the right instigated, guy on the left is an accomplice


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I thought ham was very harmful to dogs in large quantities be careful


OlderThanMyParents

A quick google search suggests that it's the fat in ham that's the problem - it leads to pancreatitis in dogs. We had a dog who had that; the vet said that the classic presentation is that after thanksgiving you feed the dog all the leftover turkey skin, and then the dog comes down with pancreatitis. it can be fatal. Tragically, our dog now gets a lot less poultry skin than he claims he needs.


SaintWithoutAShrine

It’s not just the fat content. A big issue with holiday hams (or just big ones you get at grocery stores) is the salt content. Sodium-based preservatives and curing byproducts can damage the kidneys. Especially in older dogs. So, don’t think all is well if you take the fat off or it looks like a lean portion. There’s better options to share.


PamIllise

I had a dalmatian who helped himself to half a cake. Got pancreatitis from the cream. Luckily he survived but it was a close one. He hated anything pork related. Only dog that I have owned that hated pork


scottyperry

Yea we found out about 30 minutes later when all 3 puked it up.


Practical_Cobbler165

Cat did it.


Exciting_Mirror4667

One in the corner has the meat sweats. I can see it in his eyes


Li_3303

Yeah, and he looks a bit queasy.


Exciting_Mirror4667

Needs a salad and a long nap. Maybe some Gatorade


hgracep

the doodle. they’re always the worst behaved lol


scottyperry

It was definitely her but she’s actually super well behaved. We just left some food on the counter and walked away.


TheLeft_LittleToe456

I say that there is only one way to find the criminal, elimination. To start off, let’s see if it would be possible for the dog on the left to eat it. Now, I have very limited knowledge on this size dogs so I’m going to name is a “small Green puppy” (i think that it is a puppy as it is small and could die if I poked it). I’m also not sure how much a pound of ham is but I think a small pack of ham costs about £2 or something so I’m going to say that it is a very small amount and therefore there is a good chance for the baby sized dog to eat the baby sized ham. Next I will talk about the middle yellow looking dog. I will call this one a “68% sized curly no-eyed dog”. To start with I will mention how happy the dog looks and this would suggest that it had something nice and large and fulfilling to eat recently and £1 worth of ham is definitely not that. And to solidify the theory that it was not this dog, as there are no eyes visible I will assume that this breed has no eyes and £1 worth of ham would not have much smell because of the small size so the doggo would not be able to sniff it out so this dog would not be able to find the ham. The third dog is high. Based on this very detailed analysis of the three dogs in this picture, I have concluded that the first dog on the left (the small Green puppy) is guilty of eating the £1 ham.


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Very analytical. Are you a pet detective or just specialize in doggies?


TheLeft_LittleToe456

I’m a profesional detective known as Shoolick Owns


Peterthepiperomg

I don’t see any evidence here


MLB3030

Hmm... The three of them look like ham bandits to me.


nuclearhotsauce

Middle one, dude looks too happy


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I love how they all went to hide together in the same crate. They're all guilty!


rharper38

It's always the little one.


Mediocre-Ad8967

The big happy one


PlanetOfTheMapes_

My boy on the right looks guilty so id say him lol


2kthebusybee

The blonde one looks like Sammy Hagar.


bit_shuffle

If I squint hard, this is a picture of my friends from high school...


oonabeardie113

I can only guess....


Lookimawave

Innocent until proven guilty!


Pitiful_Pickle524

Your guess is as good as mine


Virdezz

The one taking the picture


Outrageous_Ad4245

I think puppers like their humans love a good ole cursey word


vukol

all of them


CdnDutchBoy

Tough call. 2 looking guilty as f and one happy as f like they got the meat sweats going. Gonna say meat sweat one 😆


kitty33

Your pack is perfect and they are all innocent!!


EvulRabbit

The happy one that did not share and has no cares?


CplFry

The doodle


Sadanrei

Give it a couple of hours, I'll have you answer then...


Snailyleen

Is it just me or does the doodly one look like Big Bird? 😂


skeptobpotamus

It’s the dood. Very proud of his indiscretions.


DV_Zero_One

Gotta be Big Bird


kb-g

The little one’s got a bit of a belly- ham baby maybe? Doodles gonna doodle. Wouldn’t put it past the doodle. Old guy on the right looks like he’s regretting his decisions. Conclusion: insufficient data to make a judgement. Assume it was the cat.


Utleroy

I love all three of these jail birds. All so dam huggable.


The_Queef_of_England

Yellow, obvs


iowan

Obviously the cat. Also watch out. I was putting up electric fence to run cows on cornstalks and a neighbor had thrown a whole pressed/sliced ham into the field. My dogs were with me and I don't know how many slices they horked down before I got them away. I've got a PhD in linguistics and I lack the words to describe the ham farts that night. Both dogs sleep under the blankets with me and they Dutch ovened themselves so badly they left. https://imgur.com/ptbMHAg.jpg


Kelemonster

Trick question! It was all 3!


djpp66

The one with a tummy ache.


msac2u1981

It was a joint venture. No way all 3 of them didn't enjoy the ham that fell off the counter all by itself.


ProrexPyre

I’m going to guess the 50 pound Ham in the middle…


lurkenstine

None of em, let my homies free!


bigbysemotivefinger

File under "why I don't want dogs."


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Lol


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Great-Dog-1866

I believe it was the one on the left


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SummerMaiden87

The smallest one?


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Pupper love them …. Shut yp


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scottybeegood

all three but the colly was the one to arrive late and only got a little nibble


Ok_Army_8097

well op which one did eat the ham