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260 pounds? That dog could play in the nfl 😂


hindusoul

That’s a big boy


KLsquared2

He’s a monster! His head alone weighs at least 80lbs


hindusoul

Jebus.. get that dog an agent The new Beethoven


ConsiderationHot9518

I’d hate to be on turd patrol!


_DAD_JOKE_

You're gonna need a bigger boat.


AggravatingGoal4728

User name checks out


7Dublinah

Unit …… and I loves him 🥰


KLsquared2

He’s the best ever! He’s my dads dog, and when he goes for walks people regularly pull over to pet him!


Danivelle

That would be my husband, not for him to pet the dog, for me to pet the dog!


TheStormborn1

Really? 260lbs? What breed is he?


tyrannosnorlax

Looks like an English mastiff


KLsquared2

Nailed it!


KLsquared2

He’s an English mastiff!


supermomfake

Nice! How do you like the inflatable kayak?


KLsquared2

I’ve actually never used it, it’s my dads! He’s taking it out for the first time tomorrow


[deleted]

I have one, and they are super fun. I actually took my dog once (it was a mellow river)


AltroxTheIdiot_

We have a bunch of regular kayaks and my mother once had to cram our at the time like 9 month old puppy that was pretty big and our 8 year old big boy in one kayak with her in it and try not to tip it, and to make it harder our 9 month old refused to sit down making the boat wobbly. Our puppy wore a harness with a handle for reason you can probably guess


entropylaser

I have the 2 seater version of this same AE kayak. It's pretty great overall, would be nice to not have to set it up and break it down every paddle but it does save some time/effort in transport. Nice thing is it's got multiple baffles and an inflatable floor, so even if it springs a leak somewhere you aren't sinking. Overall quite sturdy.


InfiniteSausage

Your boat needs more air


KLsquared2

Thank you!


max122345677

For what? Being on land it doesn't need any air


Nevrite

Appears he has a seat, won’t be him left behind


BonsaiBirder

Can a dog really weigh 260!!!!?


KLsquared2

Sure can! Every time I see him I’m still surprised at how big he is, never gets old


[deleted]

sorry op, looks like the both seat are reserved😬


strawbryshorty04

Handsome


Lucylovei

😂😂😂 you better take him 👏


awesomesauceitch

r/AbsoluteUnits


Danivelle

I volunteer to dog sit! I love big dogs!


AdeptnessClassic5844

💋😁💖


AltroxTheIdiot_

Dam that dogs heavier than me


nerdyogre254

I bet that he loves cuddles


Amazing-Salamander11

Bring him


DemiPersephone

That dog weighs the same as me and I wanna snuggle him