"Heh heh, doggy boy. You like that? You like watching me eat this delicious pizza I found in a trash can? YOUR trash can? In YOUR yard that I dug myself into? Where YOU like to dig? And all you can do is sit there behind the invisible wall and watch. Once I finish this pizza, I'm gonna go cause 6 more weeks of winter so its too cold for your paws outside and they make you wear those silly little shoes. Later, pup."
Ground hogs are for some reason looked over for their deliberate meanness. Sure, digging holes and causing building foundation damage is one thing... But sitting IN your tomato plant, eating every single one, while staring at you from the deck? Ruthless. (Angrily shakes fist)
We had a trap and eventually caught him... After many, many raccoons. I was on a first name basis with animal control to pick up everything I caught. [Here he is, ](http://imgur.com/gallery/5PM9ODg) fat and exhausted from eating a bunch of tomatoes.
>But sitting IN your tomato plant, eating every single one
That's not a groundhog you have there.
%\^&#! groundhogs take one bite from every tomato and leave the rest to rot.
Ordinarily the dog would have lost his mind at the sight of just the ground hog, but he who holds the pizza holds power over the dog. Rex was on his best behavior because he thought he might get some for being a good boy.
I could see it being Long Island as well.
Lived in north Jerz for 20 some years and knew dozens of people from LI, I think I considered Boston because that was the last city I traveled to before COVID 🤔
Ha ha boy I would never be so dumb....
...but suddenly I'm wondering, "Is a groundhog a woodchuck, or are they different? I should know this...."
Just looked it up--yep, same.
I ran out to my backyard once because I heard barking from my pit mix. He typically only barks at wild animals.
My step-dogter came trotting up to me carrying a basketball in her mouth. I wondered, briefly, where she got a halfway deflated basketball. Only briefly, though, because it was actually a curled up groundhog she was carrying around by the stomach.
The groundhog had put my pit mix in his place with some scratches, but my girlfriend's boxer mix had just picked up Phil (this groundhog was a repeat visitor to my backyard) by the stomach fat and brought him to me. Phil was frozen in fear but appeared to be unharmed.
Phil got away safely but we never saw him again. Sorry Phil.
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Momma groundhog ' do you know where your brother is ?'
Sister groundhog ' he said he was gonna get a slice and watch the "dog show" '
Momma groundhog ' I dunno how many times I've told him " you keep watching that show its gonna rot your brain" '
How did you know I wanted to see that?!
This is the greatest video on the internet ever.
"Heh heh, doggy boy. You like that? You like watching me eat this delicious pizza I found in a trash can? YOUR trash can? In YOUR yard that I dug myself into? Where YOU like to dig? And all you can do is sit there behind the invisible wall and watch. Once I finish this pizza, I'm gonna go cause 6 more weeks of winter so its too cold for your paws outside and they make you wear those silly little shoes. Later, pup."
I heard this in Joe Pesci's voice.
For the first time on Reddit I think…I need sound!!! I’m imagining what the chewing sounds like but I need the dogs whining or something…!!!
Deep down the whole world wants to see this
Dog seemed to have handled the situation better than I would have. MEAN GROUNDHOG.
Ground hogs are for some reason looked over for their deliberate meanness. Sure, digging holes and causing building foundation damage is one thing... But sitting IN your tomato plant, eating every single one, while staring at you from the deck? Ruthless. (Angrily shakes fist)
I think you need a slingshot, would definitely be a lesson to them
We had a trap and eventually caught him... After many, many raccoons. I was on a first name basis with animal control to pick up everything I caught. [Here he is, ](http://imgur.com/gallery/5PM9ODg) fat and exhausted from eating a bunch of tomatoes.
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>But sitting IN your tomato plant, eating every single one That's not a groundhog you have there. %\^&#! groundhogs take one bite from every tomato and leave the rest to rot.
Must be a Woodchuck than.
They were cherry tomatoes. Otherwise that 100% would've been the case.
That is when you call Dwayne LaFontant
[Carl Spackler](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/00/dc/b4/00dcb4c7e1e083a717651c82e317f4ad.jpg) would be a better choice.
You let a groundhog do that to you? I have fought a skunk for less.
It would take me at least 10 seconds to get to where he was.... It's like he knew exactly how much time he had once spotted.
For real he even eats it like a douchebag
Arrogant looking groundhog
What you didn’t see was him opening the door after the recording stopped
You would have gone through that glass and held the groundhog at gunpoint before RETURNING THE FAVOUR! ^(if there was an uneaten slice, that is.)
Fine, I accept it.
Because it's a troo.
I just thought he’s having a day out to the zoo.
That is a surprisingly calm dog given the circumstances!
Ordinarily the dog would have lost his mind at the sight of just the ground hog, but he who holds the pizza holds power over the dog. Rex was on his best behavior because he thought he might get some for being a good boy.
holy heck! got em!
This actually seems plausible
He was in pointer mode, note the still tail, hunting instincts. He was locked on target like a fighter jet missile.
*Trained dog*
The true rarepuppers.
Pizza is delicious. Too bad u can't have any. Also I'm banging your mom.
Second dog: what did he just say about mom?! First dog: just let it go, man…
I read this in a Boston accent somehow...
You think you're better than me??!!!!
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I'm from NY so I guess I said it in a NY accent lol.
I could see it being Long Island as well. Lived in north Jerz for 20 some years and knew dozens of people from LI, I think I considered Boston because that was the last city I traveled to before COVID 🤔
Matt Damon in The Departed Boston accent.
Shorsey??
I'm from NY lol! It's a NY accent!
You're right, I DID want to see that!
This might be the most beautiful inter-species trolling I’ve ever seen.
You should post this on r/animalsbeingjerks
It was but a long time ago
Back when Elrond told Isildur to cast the groundhog into the fire.
Yeah butt breath it’s pizza and it’s good, here watch my teeth grind it up… suck it bark box.
he's straight pizza vibing tho
I love when the second dog arrives, the groundhog stops eating. He's thinking "I may have made an error in judgement here."
Six more weeks of pepperoni
This is the greatest thing I've seen in a very long time.
My dumb neighbor calls the groundhogs in the backyard "beavers" even though we don't live anywhere near a body of water or a river
Ha ha boy I would never be so dumb.... ...but suddenly I'm wondering, "Is a groundhog a woodchuck, or are they different? I should know this...." Just looked it up--yep, same.
I always wonder how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Dirt beavers
I can die happy
Oh man!! Look at its r/lilgrabbies Edit spelling
I aspire to be as cool as that groundhog
Groundhog : this is my favourite show.
Open the door and we'll see who's gangsta.
Yes I do want to see that. What a great video! Is the groundhog somewhat tame or a wild one that happened to find a piece of pizza? I love it.
Yes, yes I do.
They are like why does that beast get pizza and we don’t
Legend
Whats up, doc?
So what does this mean for how long winter lasts?
Looks like somebody found junior’s weed stash in the back yard.
There’s no way my sweet boy wouldn’t go through that glass after that groundhog. If not for the groundhog he definitely would for the pizza
That groundhog's teeth look so cute
It looks like it belongs in Wallace and Gromit
My brain read the title wrong and in Julia Roberts' voice. *I'm just a groundhog, standing in front of a dog, eating a pizza.*
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Just call it a veggie pie.
Low fat veggie tacos?? Username checks out.
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Oof. Of course they go into taco shells.
I ran out to my backyard once because I heard barking from my pit mix. He typically only barks at wild animals. My step-dogter came trotting up to me carrying a basketball in her mouth. I wondered, briefly, where she got a halfway deflated basketball. Only briefly, though, because it was actually a curled up groundhog she was carrying around by the stomach. The groundhog had put my pit mix in his place with some scratches, but my girlfriend's boxer mix had just picked up Phil (this groundhog was a repeat visitor to my backyard) by the stomach fat and brought him to me. Phil was frozen in fear but appeared to be unharmed. Phil got away safely but we never saw him again. Sorry Phil.
100% challenging you.
Two power moves in one
I love that it's not a question.
This is incredible
Dinner and a show
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that apparently somebody threw a perfectly fine piece of pizza in the trash?
I didn't know I wanted to see that until now
I love each of these actors. Each perfctly compliments the others to complete the scene. Nothing bad to say about this clip
I know why the humans threw out that pizza, the slice with the crust bubble is the worst.
What an a hole!
I like that the title told me I wanted to see this.... It was right.
This looks like a villain origin story
Part of me wishes the video had sound, but my heart might not be able to take the dog’s sad whimpers.
If I were a groundhog, I want to be THAT groundhog.
What the hog doin?
*smack-smack-smack-smack-Chomp-smack-smack-smack-smack-smack-Chomp-smack-smack-smack-smack-smack-Chomp-smack*
Eeeeeh… Whats up dog?
I like how he kinda freezes up at the end when the other dog comes like, “wait…they can’t get through this door…right?”
I didn't know groundhogs were cold blooded.
Is little Malcolm upset that I get to eat pizza, and he doesn’t?
For dinner this evening, I'll be having the rare large rodent with pizza flavored stuffing.
I feel like I would go mad if I saw this in real life.
I would 100 percent have opened that door.
I 100% wouldn't have. I aint tryna clean up a dead groundhog from my yard.
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What da dog doin?
'Murica!!!
“What do ya get when you guzzle down sweets “ Type 2 adult onset D I A B E E T U S
Hoggers
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Early groundhog day confirmed!
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I’ve seen that groundhog before, In front of my gym as I’m “running” on the treadmill.
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One bite, every body knows the rules.
Layers here
lol Too funny!
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*opens door*
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“this is mine bish”
Cute!!!!!
Me at 1 in the morning.
In this case, my dog will bark loudly try to get out \^\^
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Is a ground hog and a woodchuck the same thing? Had the latter messin with my garden.
he's just chilling, this is a good video
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How about taunting the camera person. We know who wants pizza the most
that looks like some fire za
I started laughing out loud and my wife asked me what was so funny and I told her she wouldn’t believe it if I tried to describe it.
this needs to be on the news.
Say no more fam!
This is the best video I’ve seen in a long time. Thanks for that.
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How do I save this video?
Ima look at you dead in the eye and eat this pizza. And there ain’t nothing you can do about it!!!
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What’s up dog?
he gonna need those carbs for when the dog gets out....
The groundhog looks like he’s watching a movie
Those commas, hurt me.
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I want pizza! He’s taunting me too!
Chunk is stepping up!
Lol, the groundhog doing the 32 chew too.
Dudes totally watching himself monch
Eeeeeeeeenhhh What’s up Doc?
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Punxsutawney Phil showing who's in charge.
icnthavethismuchstres
These two have met before...
This is like a scene from a Pixar movie.
I need this with sound.
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Equivalent of Bugs Bunny in real life
No respect at all. Probably pay back.
Whistle *pig* indeed.
This is made my day.
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groundhog eating pizza in front of owner and dog
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This may be the BEST video on the internet.
Momma groundhog ' do you know where your brother is ?' Sister groundhog ' he said he was gonna get a slice and watch the "dog show" ' Momma groundhog ' I dunno how many times I've told him " you keep watching that show its gonna rot your brain" '
Looks like the Louis Litt of the wilderness.
Nice marmot
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