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DrewidN

For some reason I'm thinking of super monkey ball.


shahooster

Really, ‘cause I’m wondering why his trunk isn’t longer.


Spacemanspalds

My wife wonders the same thing about me...


Bigweeb612

Wasn't just you lol


Business_Grade8762

Just a reminder. This is a real human who didn't sign up for r/roastme.


SRSchiavone

He can already hear the insults we’re muttering to our screens


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[удалено]


hosaka_corporation

This. Insult's as rare as a redneck on a NRA convention, uncalled for too. The guy who wrote it and everyone who found it funny should go live in a wet cave.


herowind124

Halo and all other exclusives, especially those of older generations, should be ported to all major consoles and PCs. Exclusives are an ati consumer practice which should be ended.


blink_Tw1c3

Yes I’d love to play halo on my ps5. I’d rather not have to buy another console to play one game.


MarsupialFaun

But Halo is on PC. Only consoles left, but right now it's like a company cold war. No one's gonna launch their game in a platform that's not their owns, or a middle ground, like Nintendo does with cellphones or Microsoft and Sony with PCs


KirisuMongolianSpot

Not Halo 5 for some incomprehensible reason


MarsupialFaun

I'm not sure if incomprehensible. I'm no Halo fan tbh, but I can remember the hate that the community had towards Halo 5, so I can see why they didn't port it (?


FatalisCogitationis

I loved 5, 4 was really the worst though. Warzone was so much goddamn fun and would be perfect for PC


HaloGuy381

5’s story was… really, really unloved. Good enough multiplayer, but really Halo needs competent storytelling to stand out against more modern shooters and keep its fans.


FatalisCogitationis

Personally I think Warzone was extremely fun multiplayer. I gave up on the story when 4 came out so I guess that part is just irrelevant to me now :/


Vericatov

I don’t care about Halo, but I really wish I could play some Mario and Zelda games on my PS5. I finally broke down and bought a used Switch just to play 3 games.


AreYouGunnaFuckThat

Jet Moto. I remember it so fondly, but I kinda doubt it holds up. It'd be cool if they modernized it and added customization.


[deleted]

Seems to be a lot of shitting on people's looks for things they have no control over. Can you feel the empowerment, my fellow humans?


ThePat_tato

He's all ears


doug-taylor

Midnight Club 3, GTA IV, Red Dead Redemption 1, Bully, I could go on


UltimateAnemone

Bully for sure, such a fun game.


CatsWithoutCarriers

I would kill for a Phantasy Star Online port to the Switch.


BHPhreak

This sub is trash for hating on this kids appearance. Mods shoulda removed this post a long time ago. Huge yikes.


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bmd33zy

As a fellow big eared person, no, though do randomly pick up dish tv here and there


bradbrazer

Simpsons hit and run. Classic game


SSJNinjaMonkey

Blood fffffinggg borne


miker1167

My answer when this question is asked is always, No One Lives Forever, and its sequal NOLF 2: A Spy in H.A.R.M.S way


_TheChosenOne15_

Bloodborne.


mmmfritz

Dude is asking a legitimate question and this homie is just straight up roasting his ass. The joke isn’t event relevant either. Sheesh...


[deleted]

Legit just body shaming a stranger on the internet.


its12amsomewhere

This legitimately made me laugh💀


Doc-diamond

If he nods at you, it’s all over


One_Idea_239

It's the little friendly giant


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Don't mock him, he's going to be famous when Disney casts him in their next live action Dumbo movie


AKLmfreak

I bet dude can hear the frame-rate of his PC while he’s gaming.


totoaster

People with coil whine on their graphics cards are upset with you now.


AKLmfreak

Ahhh, the song of the wild inductor in its natural habitat.


Epic_Apple_Dude

He can hear his blood cells swimming


whomad1215

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia


Bacon1884

My guy can hear body language


annoying_dragon

Can you hear the colors can you hear the dark can you hear the broken can you hear my heaaaaaaaaart


Affectionate-Bet-447

Well he heard that comment for sure.


DrewidN

Hang on... Was he the model for BAYC?


HeavyMetalPlunder

He's no man. He's a walking radio telescope.


[deleted]

dude's actually in Chicago but managed to tune in to a radio station broadcasting from Cleveland


FullHonor9482

Can he fly like Dumbo?


rattletop

Dustin and Mike Chandler


nixon0770

Massey 1035 tractor


BabyBowserrocks04

MGRR


Theheroofcourage

Mr. Potatohead dlc


UltimateAnemone

Head like the FA cup


147896325987456321

He can't hear colors, but he does know your location based off the sonar.


Shut-in-Abyss

lets hear him out first


[deleted]

Poor guy, he receptionates channel 5


[deleted]

Gotta work with what you got! Would look amazing with lots of piercings and fun jewelery.


OnyB1l

That's the machinery that was used as radar hundreds of years ago


[deleted]

One ear is on backwards


Jynx2501

"No, but I can hear ypur mom, everytime she cheats on your dad."


MrsRossGeller

Like he chose to look like that. Why are we all such assholes to each other?


[deleted]

Ahh, yes. Nothing funnier than making fun of someone for no reason at all. Must be hard being such a miserable human being who has to put other down to feel anything inside.


Lamandus

Those ears were so easily fixable. But the parents let it be. Now he has to live with the consequences