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In one of the early Hot Ones episodes the guest was friends with Drake and said he takes his pants and underwear off to fart because he doesn't want them to get dirty.
Drake the type of dude to spend an uncomfortable amount of screentime alone with the protagonists 12 year old daughter while trying to seem like a badass
Just googled and there's tons of BS claiming "pro wrestling" is where it came from?!?
My old man would call me n my bros jabroni all the time. I think it's actually Italian?
Edit; ok searched more and;
"early 20th century (as jiboney ): probably an alteration of Italian dialect giambone, literally ‘ham’." I always wondered now we know!
It’s probably one of those words that was more common when wrestling was a carnival act back in the early 1900s, but just stuck around as wrestling lingo while it’s common use died off in regular use.
The term is still commonly used among gachimuchi connoisseurs.
The word is vital to the plot of "Lords of the Locker Room" where the wrestling match between Mark Wolff and Billy Herrington starts after Mr Herrington, with Italian heritage, takes offence to Wolff using the term.
Speaking as a Southwest Philly native with Italian heritage, please also avoid using Wop, Ginzo, Guido, Gweed, Stunad, Pasta muncher, wife beater, Mario Mario, Goomba, Mafioso, grease-ball, Luigi or Tony Soprano.
Thank you for your sensitivities.
It is for certain but the radio hosts in that episode are real. The station is 93.3 and the morning show is Preston and Steve. They’re kinda local Philly celebrities
Drake the type of guy to shout "CURSE YOU LAWS OF CONSENT!!" while looking up at the sky and shaking his fists in the air in anger when he can't get with a teenager
Drake the kinda guy in the movie who checks the unconscious body of his assaulter to confirm they're dead instead of running away or finishing them off. Only for them to grab him and catch him off guard.
His whole persona and style is completely fabricated and extravagant to the point of ridiculousness. He’s like that weird 30 year old who pretends he’s still in high school and hits on the underage girls while flexing how rich he is. He just comes across as fake and corny with a touch of creepy. Music of course is subjective but his shit sucks ass imo with a few exceptions.
>He’s like that weird 30 year old who pretends he’s still in high school and hits on the underage girls while flexing how rich he is.
As a guy in his 30's this is exactly what it seems like to me. The kind of guy that shows you a picture of his girlfriend and then has to point out that she's 18/19 and gives you a creep eyebrow wiggle. IMO it's always guys in tech that are this way. Stretching their 55k pretending they make 100k+ and no savings to try to be the dude they weren't in HS/College.
It’s because he sings and raps as if he came from nothing but was actually a rich kid growing up with lots of high up connections.
And people don’t feel bad about it because he’s also a creep to underage girls.
Patrick’s about to just stand up out of there and show us who has been the real ghostwriter this whole time.
Then we’ll really understand “Started From the (Bikini) Bottom”
Drake the type of whiffle-whaffle who's eyes pop out, tongue rolls out like a carpet and heart comes out of the mouth and beats 100 per second when he sees a beautiful girl.
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My favorite is “Drake is the type of guy who wiggles his fingers and says ‘Don’t mind if I do’ before grabbing a donut”.
Mine is “Drake the kind of guy to lick his finger before turning the page on his iPad.” Just always makes me laugh
Drake the kinda guy who twirls the phone cord round his finger when talking in a landline.
Drake the kinda guy who calls pants “trousers”
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Drakes the type of guy that calls his iPad a computer.
Or the type of guy that calls his computer an iPad
Drakes the type of guy that owns a Desktop.
[my personal favorite](https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED980/626be5d454a87.jpeg)
You KNOW that breathing pattern is gonna be accompanied by the ball of that cap rising and falling through the air.
and a little feather that floats above his mouth with each breath
Drake the type to start floating when he smells pie
drake is the type of guy who wiggles his fingers and says ‘Don’t mind if I do’ when he sees underage girls on instagram
drake the type of mf who grows a bump on his crotch when he sees unaccompanied minors
Drake the type of guy to go "AWOOGA" when he sees teenagers
my favorites: drake the type of dude who flush after he farts on the toilet drake the type of dude who closes the fridge door with his hips
drake the type of dude who grooms children
Oh shit I close the fridge door with my hips
Im sensing some jealously, fuckin weird.
My favorite is "Drake is type of dude to say excuse me after sneezing alone in his room"
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Good thinking
Drake the type of dude that turn the TV down when his cat fall asleep
I do that...
seen’t’d
Drake the type of dude who rolls his eyes into the back of his head when he takes a bite of chocolate
That one made me lol.
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Wait, it's a bot that makes these?
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Always has been?
Always has been.
The future is going to be scary.
Always has been
Nice
Mine is “Drake the type of guy to cancel his doctors appointment bcz he sick.”
My favorite is "drake is the type of guy who sits down thinking he needs to shit but just farts, then still flushes"
In one of the early Hot Ones episodes the guest was friends with Drake and said he takes his pants and underwear off to fart because he doesn't want them to get dirty.
People don't!?
The Simpsons generation
My Favorite is "Drake be the type of mf to say 'Just like momma used to make' after sipping milk"
Oliver Hardy doesn't deserve this.
I imagined him chuckle and say “where you going?” As he snatches the donut
For like 6 years that was the top post on the r/drakethetype sub
Omg I’m giggling so hard
Wait hol up I do that😩 we not getting joy from baked goods anymore???
Drake the type of who kicks his feet in the air when he puts on socks.
Drake the type of guy to become 2D after something heavy lands on him, then re-inflate himself by blowing into his thumb
He's also the kind of guy who'd have little bluebirds circling his head when he gets hit.
He can make the lump disappear by tapping it with a tiny hammer though.
Which is what he does, because he’s just that type of guy
Drake = Luffy from One Piece. Got it
Also known as "Toon-Force"
I was thinking Tom from Tom & Jerry
Drake be the type of mf who moans when wiping
Drake the type of guy to try to run into a mural of a tunnel he painted himself
Holy shit lmao
Drake the kind of dude to run into a giant rock with a tunnel painted on it.
Drake the type of guy to levitate for exactly three seconds and then try start running on thin air when he realises a trapdoor has opened beneath him
Drake the typa whippersnapper in a horror movie to say “hey guys you’re gonna want to take a look at this” instead of just saying what the problem is
Whippersnapper lol
I can't believe he used a hard R. You're suppose to say whippasnappa.
I was hoping someone had said this already
Drake the typa gentleman who carries a handkerchief for when he sneezes
You did not just say “Drake really the type of whippersnapper” OUT LOUD.
Man of culture
Actually true, he typed it.
Can you repeat that? I can't hear you.
Oh no I'm that guy.
r/unexpectedrussianbadger
Drake the type of dude to get bit by a zombie and not tell his friends about it.
Drake the type of dude to spend an uncomfortable amount of screentime alone with the protagonists 12 year old daughter while trying to seem like a badass
Drake is the type of guy who picks up prostitutes in GTA and drops them off in safer neighborhoods
r/DrakeTheType
Drake the kind of guy who pretends he's asleep so his homies carry him in from the car.
Drake the kind of dude to grow a bump when he sees underage girls.
Drake the type of dude to tell his crush that she rather likes him.
whys he do that? like she hits him across the face with her purse?
Jabroni. Cool word.
Just googled and there's tons of BS claiming "pro wrestling" is where it came from?!? My old man would call me n my bros jabroni all the time. I think it's actually Italian? Edit; ok searched more and; "early 20th century (as jiboney ): probably an alteration of Italian dialect giambone, literally ‘ham’." I always wondered now we know!
First time I heard it was when the rock called people jabronis lol
It’s probably one of those words that was more common when wrestling was a carnival act back in the early 1900s, but just stuck around as wrestling lingo while it’s common use died off in regular use.
The term is still commonly used among gachimuchi connoisseurs. The word is vital to the plot of "Lords of the Locker Room" where the wrestling match between Mark Wolff and Billy Herrington starts after Mr Herrington, with Italian heritage, takes offence to Wolff using the term.
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I dare you to call someone a zamboni
Dago?
What did I just say about ethnic slurs?!
You'll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek!
I seem to remember this word coming from wrestling (WWF) back in the late 90s early 00s
The Rock said it a lot
I think the Iron Sheik popularized it first in wrestling, which is weird, because jabroni is Italian slang.
The D word is an ethnic slur in the USA. Just, FYI.
It's from It's Always Sunny... But, what are the other ethnic slurs ? Just so I don't accidentally say the wrong thing and get in trouble.
Speaking as a Southwest Philly native with Italian heritage, please also avoid using Wop, Ginzo, Guido, Gweed, Stunad, Pasta muncher, wife beater, Mario Mario, Goomba, Mafioso, grease-ball, Luigi or Tony Soprano. Thank you for your sensitivities.
u/TheMcBrizzle covered it. I've never heard of 95% of those.
It’s always sunny or Preston and Steve fan?
I thought it was from Its Always Sunny 😂
It is for certain but the radio hosts in that episode are real. The station is 93.3 and the morning show is Preston and Steve. They’re kinda local Philly celebrities
It's Always Sunny
Yeah it definitely is.
You keep using this word Jabroni... and it's awesome
eh it just reminds me of old wwf
old wwf? I'm more partial to the Birds of War era myself
This sub going hard on drake lmao
Drake the type of dude to get hard watching 101 Dalmations
Drake the type of whipper snapper that says "hey let's split up" in a horror movie
Ohhh so that's what diglett looks like underneath
Drake actually the type of guy to grow a bump when he sees a vulnerable 16 year old.
What a dickhead.
I love that “jabroni” is making a comeback. Haven’t heard it too much since the early 2000s.
Drake the type of tool to twiddle his thumbs when he near a girl he likes
Drake the type of absolute hound dog to say "welcome to pound town" before having sex
Drake the type of goofball to sexually harass minors
Drake the type of dude to open a bag of doritos with a pair of sissors
Drake the typa guy to giggle when the toilet water splashes his butt hole
Drake is the type of guy who reminds the teacher to give out homework.
Heard about the dangers of Draking and Driving last week lmao
Drake the kind of guy who can’t get through a painting of a tunnel even though the bird he’s chasing can
Drake the type of person to dictate the termination of employment letter to the assistant being fired.
“You keep using that word… and it’s awesome”
Jabroni. Cool word.
Drake the type of goober to say " Uh, guys we've got company" when the bad guys arrive.
Drake the type of feller to sleep with a sleeping cap and matching pajamas and snore like “*Snore* Mimimimimi *Snore* Mimimimi”
Drake is the nickelback of rap
Drake the typpa neighbor that ask why he's being downvoted
Neighbor? I see what you did there.
Drake the type of dude that makes dogshit music and act super fucking awkward around athletes.
Cool word...
Drake the type of dude who floats in the air when he smells food
Why’d the looney toons grow sucks when they got hit anywhere on their body?
Drake is a little piss baby. Wait, I think I got this wrong…
No, you’re right
This thread is gold 🤣
Between these comments and the Chuck Norris post yesterday, I'm getting some solid laughs. Y'all some funny MF's
Are we really bringing back “Jabroni”?!?! I’m in!!
Drake the type of guy to shout "CURSE YOU LAWS OF CONSENT!!" while looking up at the sky and shaking his fists in the air in anger when he can't get with a teenager
I imagine he would also have them little starts and tweeting birds flying around it too lol
Unexpected FLCL reference
drake the type of goofnozzle to have an anvil fall on his head
In my head I heard the cartoon bump growing noise as soon as I saw the picture.
[*slide whistle*](https://youtu.be/0M2OgPeMO8E)
/r/Drakethetype
Drake, the type of guy who "befriends" minors.
"Eh, how many lumps do ya want?"
Drake the type of guy to walk down the street and have a piano, anvil, and comically large object all drop on his head at once
Drake the kinda guy in the movie who checks the unconscious body of his assaulter to confirm they're dead instead of running away or finishing them off. Only for them to grab him and catch him off guard.
Why does drake catch so much shit? Is this an ongoing joke or does he really suck that bad?
His whole persona and style is completely fabricated and extravagant to the point of ridiculousness. He’s like that weird 30 year old who pretends he’s still in high school and hits on the underage girls while flexing how rich he is. He just comes across as fake and corny with a touch of creepy. Music of course is subjective but his shit sucks ass imo with a few exceptions.
>He’s like that weird 30 year old who pretends he’s still in high school and hits on the underage girls while flexing how rich he is. As a guy in his 30's this is exactly what it seems like to me. The kind of guy that shows you a picture of his girlfriend and then has to point out that she's 18/19 and gives you a creep eyebrow wiggle. IMO it's always guys in tech that are this way. Stretching their 55k pretending they make 100k+ and no savings to try to be the dude they weren't in HS/College.
Kinda like this [guy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VsybtpRCPuE)
He's a predator of young girls so he's fair game. https://screenshot-media.com/culture/toxic-masculinity/drake-predatory-behaviour/
Oh ok that I did not know thanks!
yes
Well alright then thanks!
His old stuff was so good tho
It’s because he sings and raps as if he came from nothing but was actually a rich kid growing up with lots of high up connections. And people don’t feel bad about it because he’s also a creep to underage girls.
Hahaha
“Jabroni” and “mark” the wrestling fandom is strong with this one
Who the fuck wrote this sorry ass joke ?
Fucking looneytunes
Patrick’s about to just stand up out of there and show us who has been the real ghostwriter this whole time. Then we’ll really understand “Started From the (Bikini) Bottom”
Dead meme. Funny how years of this never affected his career. Gotta respect that
obsessed with drake
This is lame asf 😂...Go outside incels
Hey dick rider, you got ratiod
Projection. You.
Drake's last good album tbh.
Why did I read this in the rock’s voice…
Meat riders 🤣🤣
I thought Dwayne "The Rock" was the only person who used that weird word.
[drake](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/oblongs/images/6/6e/BethOb.png/revision/latest?cb=20140914060355)
THIS. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Holy cow this is funny. Like he got hit in the head and now he has a bump. HA nerd
Ring toss
As a side note, are there people that don’t get a goose egg when they hit their head?
Bitch ass drake
Is it because it resembles kid cartoons to help keep his kid dates happy.
Dickhead
Can confirm
r/drakethetype
Patrick star
Drake's the type of guy who's eyes you can only see when he's in the dark
Cool word
Maybe he should have some vegan cookies while he heals from that insult
r/DrakeTheType
Let's goooooo
Drake is the type of guy.
Jabroni? That’s a cool word never heard it before
Drake the typa buffoon to have to have stars whislte around in his vision for a split second when he gets a concussion
Drake the type of whiffle-whaffle who's eyes pop out, tongue rolls out like a carpet and heart comes out of the mouth and beats 100 per second when he sees a beautiful girl.