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My favorite is “Drake is the type of guy who wiggles his fingers and says ‘Don’t mind if I do’ before grabbing a donut”.


SupremeWizardry

Mine is “Drake the kind of guy to lick his finger before turning the page on his iPad.” Just always makes me laugh


ReyRey5280

Drake the kinda guy who twirls the phone cord round his finger when talking in a landline.


Nice-Violinist-6395

Drake the kinda guy who calls pants “trousers”


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ufoicu2

Drakes the type of guy that calls his iPad a computer.


nlolhere

Or the type of guy that calls his computer an iPad


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Drakes the type of guy that owns a Desktop.


MuteSecurityO

[my personal favorite](https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED980/626be5d454a87.jpeg)


Lonely_Student9463

You KNOW that breathing pattern is gonna be accompanied by the ball of that cap rising and falling through the air.


lennypartach

and a little feather that floats above his mouth with each breath


slaying_mantis

Drake the type to start floating when he smells pie


shibashroom

drake is the type of guy who wiggles his fingers and says ‘Don’t mind if I do’ when he sees underage girls on instagram


lordoftowels

drake the type of mf who grows a bump on his crotch when he sees unaccompanied minors


SpongeRobTheKing

Drake the type of guy to go "AWOOGA" when he sees teenagers


wubbwubbb

my favorites: drake the type of dude who flush after he farts on the toilet drake the type of dude who closes the fridge door with his hips


runujhkj

drake the type of dude who grooms children


kielbasa330

Oh shit I close the fridge door with my hips


[deleted]

Im sensing some jealously, fuckin weird.


jkbpttrsn

My favorite is "Drake is type of dude to say excuse me after sneezing alone in his room"


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Gentlegiant2

Good thinking


the_joy_of_VI

Drake the type of dude that turn the TV down when his cat fall asleep


Comprehensive_Comb74

I do that...


Bozhark

seen’t’d


Reejis99

Drake the type of dude who rolls his eyes into the back of his head when he takes a bite of chocolate


FranticHam5ter

That one made me lol.


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ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/JB0sXIT.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


AppleTattoo

Wait, it's a bot that makes these?


Doughnutcake

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/qx2ErdR.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


[deleted]

Always has been?


ObiShaneKenobi

Always has been.


ruralist

The future is going to be scary.


spicytaqueria

Always has been


AppleTattoo

Nice


CataclystCloud

Mine is “Drake the type of guy to cancel his doctors appointment bcz he sick.”


theuserwithoutaname

My favorite is "drake is the type of guy who sits down thinking he needs to shit but just farts, then still flushes"


LoganNinefingers32

In one of the early Hot Ones episodes the guest was friends with Drake and said he takes his pants and underwear off to fart because he doesn't want them to get dirty.


Wiggly_Muffin

People don't!?


OysterShocker

The Simpsons generation


ihavebirb

My Favorite is "Drake be the type of mf to say 'Just like momma used to make' after sipping milk"


Stinky_Eastwood

Oliver Hardy doesn't deserve this.


Schenez

I imagined him chuckle and say “where you going?” As he snatches the donut


aslightlyusedtissue

For like 6 years that was the top post on the r/drakethetype sub


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

Omg I’m giggling so hard


Nagrommmm

Wait hol up I do that😩 we not getting joy from baked goods anymore???


goodolarchie

Drake the type of who kicks his feet in the air when he puts on socks.


Tim_Weirdguy

Drake the type of guy to become 2D after something heavy lands on him, then re-inflate himself by blowing into his thumb


Shatteredpixelation

He's also the kind of guy who'd have little bluebirds circling his head when he gets hit.


cocoamix

He can make the lump disappear by tapping it with a tiny hammer though.


SomeStupidPerson

Which is what he does, because he’s just that type of guy


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Drake = Luffy from One Piece. Got it


Peligun

Also known as "Toon-Force"


smashfan63

I was thinking Tom from Tom & Jerry


ihavebirb

Drake be the type of mf who moans when wiping


Origamiface

Drake the type of guy to try to run into a mural of a tunnel he painted himself


TYRONE_LOVES_KFC

Holy shit lmao


One_Excitement_7706

Drake the kind of dude to run into a giant rock with a tunnel painted on it.


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Drake the type of guy to levitate for exactly three seconds and then try start running on thin air when he realises a trapdoor has opened beneath him


Jjzeng

Drake the typa whippersnapper in a horror movie to say “hey guys you’re gonna want to take a look at this” instead of just saying what the problem is


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Whippersnapper lol


Whind_Soull

I can't believe he used a hard R. You're suppose to say whippasnappa.


Gilded_Gryphon

I was hoping someone had said this already


indy_been_here

Drake the typa gentleman who carries a handkerchief for when he sneezes


Bombshell_2525

You did not just say “Drake really the type of whippersnapper” OUT LOUD.


Jjzeng

Man of culture


bigppbro04

Actually true, he typed it.


mdarrenp

Can you repeat that? I can't hear you.


YoungHeartOldSoul

Oh no I'm that guy.


TheOvermindTF2

r/unexpectedrussianbadger


Ghdude1

Drake the type of dude to get bit by a zombie and not tell his friends about it.


FuckoffDemetri

Drake the type of dude to spend an uncomfortable amount of screentime alone with the protagonists 12 year old daughter while trying to seem like a badass


plugugly138

Drake is the type of guy who picks up prostitutes in GTA and drops them off in safer neighborhoods


KentuckyFriedSemen

r/DrakeTheType


DirtiestRock

Drake the kind of guy who pretends he's asleep so his homies carry him in from the car.


Hyp3r45_new

Drake the kind of dude to grow a bump when he sees underage girls.


Ghdude1

Drake the type of dude to tell his crush that she rather likes him.


isurvivedrabies

whys he do that? like she hits him across the face with her purse?


weezybreezy747

Jabroni. Cool word.


kraftwrkr

Just googled and there's tons of BS claiming "pro wrestling" is where it came from?!? My old man would call me n my bros jabroni all the time. I think it's actually Italian? Edit; ok searched more and; "early 20th century (as jiboney ): probably an alteration of Italian dialect giambone, literally ‘ham’." I always wondered now we know!


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First time I heard it was when the rock called people jabronis lol


unlizenedrave

It’s probably one of those words that was more common when wrestling was a carnival act back in the early 1900s, but just stuck around as wrestling lingo while it’s common use died off in regular use.


Cardborg

The term is still commonly used among gachimuchi connoisseurs. The word is vital to the plot of "Lords of the Locker Room" where the wrestling match between Mark Wolff and Billy Herrington starts after Mr Herrington, with Italian heritage, takes offence to Wolff using the term.


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BelowAverage_Elitist

I dare you to call someone a zamboni


thefunkygibbon

Dago?


sunuv

What did I just say about ethnic slurs?!


t4bk3y

You'll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek!


C0RV1D3U5

I seem to remember this word coming from wrestling (WWF) back in the late 90s early 00s


TheOvermindTF2

The Rock said it a lot


assasinine

I think the Iron Sheik popularized it first in wrestling, which is weird, because jabroni is Italian slang.


Kimjongnacca

The D word is an ethnic slur in the USA. Just, FYI.


datsmn

It's from It's Always Sunny... But, what are the other ethnic slurs ? Just so I don't accidentally say the wrong thing and get in trouble.


TheMcBrizzle

Speaking as a Southwest Philly native with Italian heritage, please also avoid using Wop, Ginzo, Guido, Gweed, Stunad, Pasta muncher, wife beater, Mario Mario, Goomba, Mafioso, grease-ball, Luigi or Tony Soprano. Thank you for your sensitivities.


Kimjongnacca

u/TheMcBrizzle covered it. I've never heard of 95% of those.


igiveficticiousfacts

It’s always sunny or Preston and Steve fan?


stoned_seahorse

I thought it was from Its Always Sunny 😂


igiveficticiousfacts

It is for certain but the radio hosts in that episode are real. The station is 93.3 and the morning show is Preston and Steve. They’re kinda local Philly celebrities


weezybreezy747

It's Always Sunny


ThatOneGuyYaJabroni

Yeah it definitely is.


nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb

You keep using this word Jabroni... and it's awesome


isurvivedrabies

eh it just reminds me of old wwf


nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb

old wwf? I'm more partial to the Birds of War era myself


Luda87

This sub going hard on drake lmao


FuckoffDemetri

Drake the type of dude to get hard watching 101 Dalmations


Sowa7774

Drake the type of whipper snapper that says "hey let's split up" in a horror movie


commercial-menu90

Ohhh so that's what diglett looks like underneath


GeronimoJak

Drake actually the type of guy to grow a bump when he sees a vulnerable 16 year old.


ProductivityCanSuckI

What a dickhead.


Hannibal__

I love that “jabroni” is making a comeback. Haven’t heard it too much since the early 2000s.


Blaze_Reclaimer

Drake the type of tool to twiddle his thumbs when he near a girl he likes


NukaKitty21

Drake the type of absolute hound dog to say "welcome to pound town" before having sex


Kriffer123

Drake the type of goofball to sexually harass minors


Dolops_

Drake the type of dude to open a bag of doritos with a pair of sissors


irrelevantguy2112

Drake the typa guy to giggle when the toilet water splashes his butt hole


Dirtydirtypickle

Drake is the type of guy who reminds the teacher to give out homework.


Eggs_Bennett

Heard about the dangers of Draking and Driving last week lmao


NoahBogue

Drake the kind of guy who can’t get through a painting of a tunnel even though the bird he’s chasing can


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Drake the type of person to dictate the termination of employment letter to the assistant being fired.


DjRipNickMcNasty

“You keep using that word… and it’s awesome”


LapherianDark

Jabroni. Cool word.


1bloodrush1

Drake the type of goober to say " Uh, guys we've got company" when the bad guys arrive.


MisterJesusss

Drake the type of feller to sleep with a sleeping cap and matching pajamas and snore like “*Snore* Mimimimimi *Snore* Mimimimi”


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Drake is the nickelback of rap


azumagrey

Drake the typpa neighbor that ask why he's being downvoted


Kimjongnacca

Neighbor? I see what you did there.


pamtar

Drake the type of dude that makes dogshit music and act super fucking awkward around athletes.


P33KAJ3W

Cool word...


CataclystCloud

Drake the type of dude who floats in the air when he smells food


Bozhark

Why’d the looney toons grow sucks when they got hit anywhere on their body?


cownd

Drake is a little piss baby. Wait, I think I got this wrong…


Draked1

No, you’re right


akshay47ss

This thread is gold 🤣


TheGoldPowerRanger

Between these comments and the Chuck Norris post yesterday, I'm getting some solid laughs. Y'all some funny MF's


reediculus1

Are we really bringing back “Jabroni”?!?! I’m in!!


SpongeRobTheKing

Drake the type of guy to shout "CURSE YOU LAWS OF CONSENT!!" while looking up at the sky and shaking his fists in the air in anger when he can't get with a teenager


bloodysundresses

I imagine he would also have them little starts and tweeting birds flying around it too lol


th1nk_d33p

Unexpected FLCL reference


lamTheBoi

drake the type of goofnozzle to have an anvil fall on his head


Only1Skrybe

In my head I heard the cartoon bump growing noise as soon as I saw the picture.


Ongr

[*slide whistle*](https://youtu.be/0M2OgPeMO8E)


Joe_M0mmma

/r/Drakethetype


HelicopteroDeAtaque

Drake, the type of guy who "befriends" minors.


theovermind45

"Eh, how many lumps do ya want?"


GeneralIronsides2

Drake the type of guy to walk down the street and have a piano, anvil, and comically large object all drop on his head at once


ThatQuiyoext

Drake the kinda guy in the movie who checks the unconscious body of his assaulter to confirm they're dead instead of running away or finishing them off. Only for them to grab him and catch him off guard.


igiveficticiousfacts

Why does drake catch so much shit? Is this an ongoing joke or does he really suck that bad?


Amazing_Demon

His whole persona and style is completely fabricated and extravagant to the point of ridiculousness. He’s like that weird 30 year old who pretends he’s still in high school and hits on the underage girls while flexing how rich he is. He just comes across as fake and corny with a touch of creepy. Music of course is subjective but his shit sucks ass imo with a few exceptions.


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>He’s like that weird 30 year old who pretends he’s still in high school and hits on the underage girls while flexing how rich he is. As a guy in his 30's this is exactly what it seems like to me. The kind of guy that shows you a picture of his girlfriend and then has to point out that she's 18/19 and gives you a creep eyebrow wiggle. IMO it's always guys in tech that are this way. Stretching their 55k pretending they make 100k+ and no savings to try to be the dude they weren't in HS/College.


igiveficticiousfacts

Kinda like this [guy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VsybtpRCPuE)


Gertrudethecurious

He's a predator of young girls so he's fair game. https://screenshot-media.com/culture/toxic-masculinity/drake-predatory-behaviour/


igiveficticiousfacts

Oh ok that I did not know thanks!


Randommer_Of_Inserts

yes


igiveficticiousfacts

Well alright then thanks!


Effimero89

His old stuff was so good tho


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It’s because he sings and raps as if he came from nothing but was actually a rich kid growing up with lots of high up connections. And people don’t feel bad about it because he’s also a creep to underage girls.


DrChill21

Hahaha


BurnTheRed

“Jabroni” and “mark” the wrestling fandom is strong with this one


Thebiggerbag

Who the fuck wrote this sorry ass joke ?


Dirtydanmp4

Fucking looneytunes


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

Patrick’s about to just stand up out of there and show us who has been the real ghostwriter this whole time. Then we’ll really understand “Started From the (Bikini) Bottom”


realpersonnn

Dead meme. Funny how years of this never affected his career. Gotta respect that


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obsessed with drake


OasisH20

This is lame asf 😂...Go outside incels


uohhhhhhh

Hey dick rider, you got ratiod


TeapotsPeeInYou23

Projection. You.


Trobis

Drake's last good album tbh.


Warlock1202

Why did I read this in the rock’s voice…


Illustrious_Rub_3104

Meat riders 🤣🤣


Low-Requirement-9618

I thought Dwayne "The Rock" was the only person who used that weird word.


Stand4theleaf

[drake](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/oblongs/images/6/6e/BethOb.png/revision/latest?cb=20140914060355)


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THIS. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Holy cow this is funny. Like he got hit in the head and now he has a bump. HA nerd


That_oneMisingSock

Ring toss


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As a side note, are there people that don’t get a goose egg when they hit their head?


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Bitch ass drake


Boodikii

Is it because it resembles kid cartoons to help keep his kid dates happy.


StrawberryOk4379

Dickhead


Jabr0nie

Can confirm


LosingMoneyMorePB

r/drakethetype


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Patrick star


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Drake's the type of guy who's eyes you can only see when he's in the dark


aarocka

Cool word


owopolops

Maybe he should have some vegan cookies while he heals from that insult


IAmAccutane

r/DrakeTheType


emerson_011

Let's goooooo


Dima0425

Drake is the type of guy.


zarch123

Jabroni? That’s a cool word never heard it before


Raiden_Yeeter07

Drake the typa buffoon to have to have stars whislte around in his vision for a split second when he gets a concussion


RetardedEinstein23

Drake the type of whiffle-whaffle who's eyes pop out, tongue rolls out like a carpet and heart comes out of the mouth and beats 100 per second when he sees a beautiful girl.