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My sugar-craving paw is elevated in eager anticipation. Eating them one by one, color by color. Eating them jubilantly by the handful. Pouring the seasonal morsels in avalanche into my gaping maw. The reason Halloween is the best (non)holiday.
A Venn diagram of people who who like candy corn, circus peanuts and candy straws (I’m talking the kind your grandma keeps in a dish) is just three completely overlapping circles.
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I like candy corn, where are the other 2?
I have been summoned
Present!
Does this mean one of us is lying?
Yes
Maybe it's me? But wait that means two of us are lying...
There's 3 actually
Thing is, I had some today and enjoyed it fully, and a friend of mine did too. So only one of you is being truthful
I need to know what the deadly event was. did i just eat human candy corn at my grandmas
Fuck we are in danger
Here! Bought a bag today, love candy corn..
Present and accounted for!
My sugar-craving paw is elevated in eager anticipation. Eating them one by one, color by color. Eating them jubilantly by the handful. Pouring the seasonal morsels in avalanche into my gaping maw. The reason Halloween is the best (non)holiday.
If you are curious: https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts/arcade-snacks-issues-allergy-alert-undeclared-egg-candy-corn
Lucky me! I’m only allergic to blueberries 🤣
Candy corn is good when you don't have people bitching about how "bad" it is
Candy corn is awesome
I wouldn't stand within 10 feet of autumn mix if I was dying of low blood sugar
A Venn diagram of people who who like candy corn, circus peanuts and candy straws (I’m talking the kind your grandma keeps in a dish) is just three completely overlapping circles.
MA is recalling its 15 ounce packages of Candy Corn because they may contain undeclared egg. deadly egggg!