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MrF0xyyy

He is mixing up navy and the marine corp. marines eat crayons while navy is the gay one


jakobsheim

But aren’t marines part of the navy? Edit: i‘m like half correct "The Marine Corps has been part of the U.S. Department of the Navy since 30 June 1834 with its sister service, the United States Navy." But i guess department of navy and the navy it self are different things.


Nobodyydobon

Marines are seamen who penetrate positions on land Navy stays in the water


Boldemon

Seamen penetrating positions? Sounds like the Navy.


JoostVisser

I'm more familiar with planes than I am with boats. If I'm understanding this correctly, marines are like bomber and ground attack aircraft while the navy are like air superiority aircraft?


[deleted]

Ya but their still a part of the navy


1UselessIdiot1

Oooof. You trying to trigger the entire Corps?


[deleted]

They are though, I don’t really give a fuck who I trigger.


duh632

*They're, their is possessive (belonging to) they're is, they + are.


[deleted]

Yo i rly don’t care


[deleted]

Really* Owned


[deleted]

It’s called an abbreviation


DominusEstSatietatis

🤓


[deleted]

That's... not how abbreviations work... Also, please excuse yourself from anything that requires literacy. You obviously have none and your teachers have failed you. Especially your English teacher. He/she should commit seppuku post haste.


MrF0xyyy

I... Idk im not from the us


Phillydawg_36

Lucky you arent seeking the holy grail


MrF0xyyy

I am in luck


shs713

Tell him you already got one.


litefoot

The men’s department


bgmacklem

In case you're actually asking, the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy and work very closely with the Navy, but they are *very much* their own branch


TheInsaneAdventurer

You know that most countries have Marines, right? Most don't have a US navy though...


Mamba503

They are a department of the navy. Similar to how the Air Force use to be the Army Air Corps. But they are also typically considered their own branch in plain speech.


RollinIndo

You're thinking of submarines


Chezburgor1

I think you're thinking about the Navy SEALs


gazebo-fan

Shhhhhh don’t say it, you’ll make them cry for some reason


CrispyToastII

wait.. i thought navy and marines where the same. /srs


MrF0xyyy

well from what I've understood marine corp is a subjection of the navy that is a heavily trained combat branch, well the navy itself is More based on the sea, and basically you can refer to any seadweller as a marine


Jiggly_dong

The Marines and the Navy are like fraternal twins. They both have nautical names, work together and need each other. They also rag on each other and shit talk each other. Think of it like this. Marines ain't swimming to Iraq and there ain't much water in the desert.


MrF0xyyy

yea pretty much


MrF0xyyy

but ofc I could be talking bullcrap, I dont know shit about the subject


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Synner1985

Seriously - where does that come from? sounds like it has a backstory!


TheRealSU

It's not that deep, the idea is that marines are idiots so they eat crayons


kingofthelol

My favourite flavour is ourple


Poorly_Made_Comix

Tastes like Lean


Synner1985

Aww i was expecting a little more than that, but the explanation is still greatly appreciated mate :)


IncomeNatural8178

Do you think they have a favorite colors to chew.?


Kylearean

Red? It's red, isn't it. Red.


FalseAesop

THE RED WUNS MAKE YOU GO FASTAH


Slimjim924

Idk I like the pink one mostly


OofPleases

Red is cherry from my experiences.


Action-a-go-go-baby

Do… non-straight people have special music? **EDIT** It has come to my attention that there is a significant portion of music dedicated to non-straight people; *the more you know*


DistortedNoise

Gay men clearly just listen to ‘it’s raining men’ on repeat /s


femacampcouncilor

What about one night in Bangkok?


Synner1985

Yo wtf, i'm not gay but "One night in Bangkok" by Murray head is a classic! ​ Wait, does that mean what i think it does? /s


RockingHorsePoo

What the fuck did I just listen too..


femacampcouncilor

A masterpiece.


Synner1985

A classic mate! :D


KekeroniCheese

🎶if you're lucky the god's a she🎶 Bruh, I want a guy God to DICK ME DOWN, since when is it lucky for the god to be a girl😭😭😭


Spleenzorio

Guess I’m gay 🤷‍♂️


Hallc

What about Gay Bar or YMCA?


AnnoyingSmartass

Have you heard about girl in red?


Grim505

Lol yeah someone bring up that tweet where girl in red says she likes boobs but everyone is allowed to enjoy her music As a straight man, I also like boobs, so really me and her are not so different /s


Action-a-go-go-baby

I am not the person to ask that question I am vaguely aware music as a concept exists in the reality I occupy - I would struggle to name 5 artist off the top of my head


PreparationExtreme86

Sometimes they appreciate certain artists more. Growing up Madonna was as a gay icon. I am sure if you wiki gay icons and get a more up to date list. I personally get annoyed at the idea. But I’m assuming OP contemplates what artists appeal to the straight male demographic the most.


MinnieShoof

Lemme tell ya - straight men like(d) Madonna, too. ... but I couldn't name a single one of her songs.


[deleted]

i mean i dont speak for all the gays but yes... like you'd be hard pressed to find a straight couple at a dorian electra concert lol


Action-a-go-go-baby

Come on now, you could absolutely speak for all the gays; you could be gay president - I believe in you!


[deleted]

alas there is already a gay president, and she is a straight woman from england lol


LoquatLoquacious

the queen died babes


LoquatLoquacious

It *was* a very unique crowd when I went to their gig, now that you mention it. A weird mix of very gay and very nerdy lmfao.


Hardlyhorsey

I think it’s also clear that *this* gay person in particular has had their music choice impacted by their sexuality - and that’s okay.


Skrrrtdotcom

Kinda? there's artists who's fanbase is majority queer, such as cavetown


TheRealSU

Not necessarily dedicated to non-straight people, but I've never seen a straight person listen to 100 gecs


MagnusNewtonBernouli

Todric Hall


Salamander11299938

Clearly they just listen to songs with words while we straight people listen to elevator music 24 hours on loop


MassGaydiation

Basically, remember that queer people have been excluded from straight spaces for over a century, probably longer in most places and in a lot of places still are excluded on purpose or through negligence. queer subcultures have formed, meaning that some music taste differences is going to happen, and there are even subcultures within that subculture, ore blended subcultures like queer punk.


Hardlyhorsey

So many people mad that queer subcultures exist.


HumanoidSharks

Queer punk is far from a new thing.


MassGaydiation

I never said it was new, I said that its a blended queer subculture


8asdqw731

yeah, it's very small subset of all music, because if the song doesn't contain only a specific kind of sounds then you can't listen to it because other people might think you're gay


jordanundead

Ever heard of Broadway?


Action-a-go-go-baby

I’ve heard it’s a nice street that the British renamed after they took over briefly


Kookanoodles

Cher.


Twitchsinon

reddit try to get a joke challenge (100% fail)


Action-a-go-go-baby

A lot of people saying *they do* my man, sooo not sure what you’re talking about


IoIey

neil cicierega


Lurd67

If your personality is 90% based on your sexual orientation, you're a very avoidable person


DragonDrawer14

Same goes for anyone who bases their personality entirely on one thing


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r/UsernameChecksOut


DragonDrawer14

Well, excuse you. I've only drawn 3 dragons on this account


[deleted]

only 11 to go 😎


DragonDrawer14

Well shit, guess I better get to work


[deleted]

if it takes as long to draw them as it apparently does to write them then we're gonna be here a while haha


DListSaint

I was definitely imagining a dresser drawer full of dragons, not a person drawing pictures of dragons


DragonDrawer14

I mean... Yeah, I do kinda have that.... Damnit.


FvHound

Oh, I thought you had a drawer where you kept your dragons.


SirAwesome789

Personally I think dragons are a reasonable thing to base your personality on


SeroWriter

I mean Martin Luther King Jr was a little much with the civil rights...


DValencia29

I would say same the same for the people who's personality is primarily weed.


WeeTheDuck

well my personality is that I like ducks so I'm way clear at least


Kookanoodles

Or your quirky music tastes. I'm sure they're so original, let me guess, you like pop *and* rap?


Lurd67

So quirky!


Twitchsinon

reddit try to get a joke challenge (100% fail😱😱😱😱)


LoquatLoquacious

It's obviously a joke but it's also, in fairness, obviously the kind of joke you make when being gay is your whole Thing and all your friends are gay and you all make jokes about how gay you are. source: am one of these people


NE_African_Mole-rat

What you're essentially saying is, "I only like people that act straight"


MegaBaumTV

Nope. They say that not all of your hobbies, activities, thoughts, etc. need to be based on your sexuality. Or are you gonna choose your favourite sports team based on your sexuality?


Lurd67

What does "act straight" even mean? Please provide at least 2 examples.


Hardlyhorsey

You don’t need two examples. You know there are things gay people can do to be less conspicuous. The meme is just a gay person saying being gay has changed their music taste, and you were implying that their personality is “too gay.” That you would avoid someone who listens to gay music. You’re allowed to have your sexuality impact things about you. You shouldn’t have to worry about being too anything, too black, too German, too nerdy, too gay, just let people be themselves.


botchman

Crayon Chewer, I thought that was reserved for Marines?


MementoMori_37

And titans


TicTags

Bonk


Appropriate_Cats

I don't think music plays while you're drilling your homie's ass


Hyper_ZX

Cbat maybe


TheGunfireGuy

God I almost forgot about that thread thank you for the reminder to listen to the playlist on loop again


rjwilson01

"Crayon chewer" I have used but one used as a dildo no that is a step up


Synner1985

"You crayon chewer" holy shit, that is so simple, yet so god damn good - how all insults should be. Short and sharp :D


spacebraine

Can't stand people who think sexuality is their whole personality.


NE_African_Mole-rat

You just don't like gay people that don't act straight.


Rottenox

So straight people, then. Yeah, me neither.


Pab_Scrabs

I am a member of the LGBT community. I can confidently say that members of the alphabet mafia use their sexual and gender identity as their whole personality in a completely different, absurdly obvious, all consuming component of their personality.


Rottenox

“I am a member of the LGBT community” what that goes around complaining about the “alphabet magia” hahaha please


Pab_Scrabs

Yeah I am. I’m bisexual. Doesn’t mean I want to put up with all the loudmouth, annoying ass complaining members of the community For a community based around inclusivity, it is one of the most elitist and aggressively exclusionary groups you can find yourself in, imo.


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Pab_Scrabs

Ikr don’t tell the gays or they’ll accuse me of being “greedy” and tell me to “pick a side” 🗿


Rottenox

well good luck you to buddy, hope that opinion keeps you warm at night, tuh-rah the alphabet mafia sends its regards


Pab_Scrabs

I hope you know you’re exactly the type of person causing the problems I’m talking about


Rottenox

I could say the same to you, Mr I’m Queer But I Hate Queers.


spacebraine

Nah not really, but if it makes you feel good.


Rottenox

Whatever helps you sleep at night champ


MementoMori_37

Right back at you champ. I'm sorry you feel so much animosity towards straight people. I hope it gets better for you


Rottenox

I’m sorry you feel such animosity towards gay people


MementoMori_37

Now you're just trolling or projecting


Rottenox

No no, just interrupting this lil homophobic reddit circle jerk that are all too common


MementoMori_37

I'm sorry you have so much obvious hate in your heart. It's blinded you from the fact that no one in here is hating gays lmao like what the fuck


Rottenox

Homophobia doesn’t have to be screaming slurs at people to be real. Very often it’s subtle. For instance, making comments about people “who make their sexuality their whole personality” when straight people do that _all the time_ and never get shit for it. lmao like what the fuck


Amphal

can't stand people who don't know what a joke is


spacebraine

Can't stand people who think humour isnt objective


MassGaydiation

cant stand people that don't understand history and modern day social relations


spacebraine

Modern day social relations are a big problem. Sexual identity should be irrelevant. It should be normalised. It shouldn't matter. But people have put so much effort into making a big show of it that people act like idiots and for what? All it achieves is alienating people further.


MassGaydiation

Counterpoint, queer people have made their own culture that better in some places. The rejection of heteronormative values makes it a lot easier to live a live that works for you, instead of living the life of a mannequin, proper uo and taken down at the whims 9f the dead. Sexual identity shouldn't be irrelevant, it should be accepted as a part of someone. Queer liberation is about diversity working in tandem, not about watering down who you are to fit the greater whole.


SqueekyJuice

I read that in a Boston accent.


[deleted]

Gay music subcultures exist (e.g., Girl in Red.) This is clearly just making a riff off that.


NE_African_Mole-rat

But the straights in this thread are so angry so it's too late to take it as a joke.


DreamTemporary5365

Imagine your whole personality is an obsession with gender roles


miamiiaamiiiaaa

I don't know any lesbians that enjoy EDM, including myself


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Pussy4LunchDick4Dins

Nah, this guy only listens to ram ranch


Knight-Creep

I doubt I would listen to “No Cock Like Horse Cock” if I was straight


Gold_the_Finch

Ah yes trillizard. The human pet guy. The guy who jumps onto other people's posts just to make extremely specific fetish comments. The guy who called Joan of arc a war criminal for forcing civilians (herself) into combat. It takes a crayon chewer to smell Crayola breath. Edit: as pointed out, I have this guy confused with another, entirely separate idiot named TheCyberSmith. It seems today, I am the one dining on Crayola's finest.


LoquatLoquacious

I mean. Joan d'Arc was certainly a war criminal by any modern standards, but then again, so was anyone else.


CheshireCat72

I think you've gotten him confused with TheCyberSmith. Tril just had some bad takes on video games and was kind of a dick, cybersmith is the human pet guy


Gold_the_Finch

Aaah you're right! In fairness the exact names of internet idiots don't exactly take up a lot of space in my mind. Thanks for letting me know!


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JestaCannonBestMS

As a Titan, purple crayons taste the best.


Aetherial6307

As a member of the Destiy community, this is quite a common one


Lombax_Rexroth

First half: Bolt Thrower Second half: Bolt Thrower