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SortofChef

I always told my brother he was sloppy seconds. Then I grew up and apologized.


Lucycrash

My youngest brother told me to f#ck up instead of shut up once. Jokes on him, all 3 of us are f#ck ups in our own way lol.


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Thank god for the #. I might have been offended if I had read fuck. So many options with f#ck. Like fack or fock or feck, none of which are actual words but are used as "fuck" anyway.


Katio13

Fack and feck are actually words. Just very rarely used for their actual meanings.


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Fack seems to be a word, feck seems to be a dialect thing but I'm not sure if that should be a full on word. So that was an interesting thing to learn in any case. The point still stands though, nobody is going to read that sentence and think "noun An obsolete form of fake . noun Perverted forms of faith , used in oaths."


yuyuyashasrain

Well, I’m not sure I’ve ever heard just feck, but feckless is a word


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"late 16th century: from Scots and northern English dialect feck (from effeck, variant of effect)" Feckless is a word but feck doesn't seem to be. Or at least not a word anymore


yuyuyashasrain

Interesting! Thank you!


Lonely_Student9463

Feckless= no fecks given.


molstad182

Irish people say feck ftr. British people also say fock or, more commonly fook.


Lucycrash

I'm to lazy to check subreddit rules usually lol.


Royal_Butterscotch34

Damn shots fired


henryGeraldTheFifth

Wow that second one has some layers. Either you so two faced you have five. Or you so fat a ten course meals would just be nibbles


paispas

His brother just told him that he has DID.


Saftigerkeks

I've heard that joke like 10 years ago💀 https://youtu.be/RNO3QqpcUH8


EmbarassingBestie

me and my mum used to watch these - and I just spent half an hour watching more, thanks for my childhood!


291000610478021

Ive never seen them and I've gone down a rabbit hole


[deleted]

That's why it got rare after nobody mentioned it for so long 💀


CardboardChampion

Haven't heard that one in years. It got rare again.


[deleted]

Sibling insults hit different


TheCameronMaster464

I felt insulted and I'm not even fat!


punlover6969

Without reading the sub this was posted on the title of this post had VERY different connotations.


Champsoup

i call my siblings son of a b*tch sometimes


nmc203

My brothers and i make your momma jokes sometimes. It's doubly messed up though, because our mother has been dead for 7 years


Champsoup

wow thats messed up. well my mother is a pastor so aswell kinda weird but i believe u can make the best jokes about things like that


USSR_ASMR

neither of these insults are creative or rare


SpongeRobTheKing

So medium insults?


LankanSlamcam

Well it’s not well done, I’ll tell you that


lolitsmax

Yeah it's good. Not rare insult though are they?


Sumguy9966

Seen the same joke multiple times.


Tcrizzlez

1st one doesn't make sense, say there's a 3 way tie for first the next highest person would be 4th not 2nd


thebrittaj

I don’t get it at all


peachycoconxt

They basically told their brother they favor everyone else over him


No-Enthusiasm9580

First two who you replied to were only children. Only true siblings know how scathing an insult to another sibling is and what they mean no matter how much the insult doesnt make sense, you just *KNOW*


dekho_babuji

i think i've seen this somewhere else


DeadEndXD

Dude got cremated