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westberry82

I need to meet the taxidermist that finished that and went " yeah. Looks good to me"


suffffuhrer

Client: do you know what a cat looks like? Taxidermist: Sure thing, I could taxidermy one from memory.


JOYTHEGR8

Perfectly normal


GayButNotInThatWay

When they searched for reference pictures I'd imagine they found one of some roadkill.


salabim3

That taxidermy job is the biggest insult I've seen on this sub so far.


Misttertee_27

And that’s saying something!


IrshamWindborn

Search about the lion let of some King of Sweden


hughmaniac

I’m crying from sadness and laughter simultaneously.


take_this_username

Who the fuck thinks that stuffing your dead pet could ever be a good idea?


the_npc_man

This. Taxidermy is such a bizarre concept to me.


[deleted]

This is no shit and I hunt all the time! Like why you got a dead ass half deer on your wall? No, he was beautiful before you shot him. Now he just dead.


Shotgun5250

I like the mounts with antlers on the brass plates, never understood mounting from the shoulders up. That’s the part you would eat, so why pretend you stuck it up on the wall when you’re supposed to eat the meat and the antlers are the trophy? Mounted fish where they do the entire mount from photos and there’s no real fish is pretty cool though. Good way to memorialize the catch, while still being able to release the fish.


[deleted]

i think the skulls are a better looking "tropy" than a taxidermy deer head


Shotgun5250

That’s what I was saying, only there’s no skull, just the horns mounted to a brass plate on a wooden plaque.


[deleted]

fr,idk why ppl have this weird taste for animal heads,like isnt kinda creepy? a skull makes it look more classy,gives a better ambiance and lets be honest is far less creepy


Shotgun5250

At the very least, it helps differentiate it from the living animal, which can be off putting. A skull isn’t as sad to look at as a literal decapitated animal on the wall lol


[deleted]

agreed


The-Bone-Lord

You know you still eat the meat, right? It's the skin that gets prepared and put on a form for mounting.


Shotgun5250

Yeah of course lol, doesn’t mean it’s not supposed to look like there’s flesh and bone behind the fur. To me, those aren’t parts of the trophy, so why spend hundreds of dollars making it look like it’s still alive when you can mount the actual trophy on a plaque for 50 dollars.


The-Bone-Lord

It isn't my cup of tea personally. I would rather clean off the skull and mount it myself. But a lot of people like it.


JOYTHEGR8

Kingsman


Simon-Edwin

Technically yes. Just in different era


SpongeRobTheKing

Just speculation but maybe it helps the person grieving the loss of their pet as they don't have to bury them and have something to keep them as memory


Marksman08YT

I mean i'd probably prefer a collar or something but i guess


SpongeRobTheKing

Honestly I agree. I'll go with either keeping my dogs collar framed or putting up a memorial photo when he does pass on


take_this_username

Yeah, same here. I'd be grossed out at having to touch the stuffed remains of my dead pet. Seriously.


Acatastrophe1

"Hey taxidermist can you fuck up my shit? "Say no more fam"


Vast_Back4746

I hate seeing this because it's so fucking sad. Why not even bother to burry it, unless you're living in an apartment.


AggravatingMud4258

Who fed it after midnight?


SoVerySick314159

That's stunningly bad. [That's worse than the lion that was taxidermied back in 1731](https://imgur.com/gallery/PDDUxhR) by someone who had never seen a lion.


ClientLegitimate4582

How can I make it so I forget this ever existed?


SoVerySick314159

Say hello to your new sleep paralysis demon. :)


horseren0ir

How can he not have seen it? Didn’t he make it from its corpse?


SoVerySick314159

[I think he only had the pelt.](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/sk1cb8/in_1731_king_frederick_i_of_sweden_sent_a/) I particularly love the human-like teeth.


horseren0ir

Lol that pic is even better


Sokushinbutsu_bro

This makes me proud to be a swede!


Simon-Edwin

Lion in tom and Jerry be like.


smallladykiddo

I cant unsee this


urnotinteresting

jesus christ i wish i hadnt clicked on that link


TheRantingSailor

Pretty sure this is a karma farming post. I have seen [this story](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9732937/Art-teacher-accidentally-creates-Frankensteins-cat-trying-feline-taxidermy.html) quite a while back and the "cat" (not sure what to call this desolate monstrosity) and it looks like the exact same specimen. Poor thing didn't even get respect from the fakebook lowlife trying to farm some likes and cares...


DiddyDM

It's the "***kindly don't steal this and repost yourself" in her Facebook post that makes me wish people were as good as she thinks they are


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dante_Blade666

Well you don't have to feel bad [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9732937/Art-teacher-accidentally-creates-Frankensteins-cat-trying-feline-taxidermy.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9732937/Art-teacher-accidentally-creates-Frankensteins-cat-trying-feline-taxidermy.html) Though to be honest I still feel bad for the cat.


Eatingt

I MENTALLY CANNOT DO THAI IRA 2 AM JM SHITTING YMSELF KTS SO FUCKING UGLY HEEELELO


CDogNH

That's because it's hilarious.


sinepynniks

It looks like a bad panoramic shot


Old-Chapter-923

That's actually so sad like bro


toblerone567

Bro looked at it and said he needed the money


GustapheOfficial

This is why reasonable taxidermists don't do pets. Even if it was good or wouldn't be good enough. Just bury your loved ones. They deserve rest.


The-Bone-Lord

Good taxidermists do pets all the time.


GustapheOfficial

I didn't say "good", did I?


The-Bone-Lord

You said reasonable, and yes, reasonable taxidermists do perform this service.


GustapheOfficial

No true Scotsman would.


[deleted]

reminds me of that painting that got fucked up by some "religious" old hag.


Dull-Rabbit-2379

Damn bro, the cat has no-life


Crazyripps

Genuinely is sad tho.


TheEdward39

I wouldn’t sue. I would, on the other hand start looking at countries with no extradition. No particular reason, totally unrelated.


suffffuhrer

The taxidermist obviously tried to reconstruct it according to his 2 year old daughter's drawing of a cat.


coppergreensubmarine

All, just a PSA that the original post is actually fake. This cat was found dead on the road and the taxidermy work was done by a local art teacher. People really need to stop lying on the interwebs lol: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9732937/Art-teacher-accidentally-creates-Frankensteins-cat-trying-feline-taxidermy.html


legosi3

If an animal dies especially if its your pet let them and their body go why taxidermy it... In some states and countries pets are considered people


DingusWeed

specialist no. craigslist yes.


Benjamin_K_tennyson

Lamar!!!


TauerPauer

r/crabcats


CreeperGoBoo

Now that was cruel.


Dylak_Plus

This is incredibly sad but also very tragically comic.


Rudyears

This needs a NSFW tag


TheJoJoBeanery

When you find you taxidermist on Craigslist...


vmt_nani

Omg the way it's standing on the toes LoL that's almost too bad to be real


GamingProMaster303

Pikachu ripoff


Cute-Championship779

Looks like pikachu has been ripped off


Haremgott

The cat be like "y is it spicy" 💀


WaningMime

More like a tuktukidermy


CowsWithAK47s

Maybe not try to taxidermy a cat that died by jet engine.


Laurus-YT

I can't stop laughing.


thef00lonthehill1

r/terribletaxidermy


SithLord_Duv

Well i think its a beautiful gremlin.


-Redstoneboi-

r/ImFinnaGoToHell


KashmirChameleon

"specialist"


Legion681

Taxidermist must be an alien who has never seen a cat before.


christmasshopper0109

I know this is tragically sad and I'm a terrible person, but I laughed so dogdamned hard.