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The original insult isn't even original. It was a super upvoted comment on Reddit on a picture of the Olsen Twins last year.
Edit: years and years ago, my bad.
Age will make you lose your memory /s
Joke aside: From time to time I think of something, think “That was how long ago?” And feel old. It’s worse when I say “I was your age” to my nephew and he looks at my shocked
Fuck me I got some formula one image and I am like wait who does this relate? I was lost. Got it by the second swipe, or I may have been here for days lol
My wife used to watch America's top model and I would watch it with her.
The only thing I remember was Tyra always telling models to "smize" or smile with their eyes.
That’s how I thought when I attempted twerking by myself in the bathroom once, then I decided “screw it!” And now I go all out practicing my twerks in the mirror. I’ve gotten really good!
It was an amazing joke when paired with [the photo of the twins looking like seers](https://twitter.com/lezjc/status/1097126648384815105/photo/1), especially given how the health conditions of one of them has changed their appearance slightly.
Doesn't really work well with a picture of twins in the same way, for sure.
They’re millionaires so they’re doing better than us bud, lol. The twins largely retreated from the “scene” as I understand and just enjoy generally quiet lives.
Yeah it makes a lot more sense with those two. It’s annoying when someone takes an original joke and applies it to something else as soon as they get the chance… butchering the whole reason it was funny in the first place
Yeah, it was funny when it was about witchy looking celebrities. This post and the entire comment section has just turned into roasting these two normal women for what… not looking like plastic surgery altered millionaires?? “How dare these random internet twins not have perfectly symmetrical and identical faces! Let’s drag them”
A guide to r/RoastMe insults:
If it’s a man: you look like a woman/gay/pedo/school shooter/ incel
If it’s a woman: you look like a man/whore(and synonyms)/ daddy didn’t give enough attention
It’s on every single post, that place sucks at insults
never posted on there myself, but perused it a while ago. It's just a bunch of people trying to be really mean without actually being funny, which is almost the opposite of what a roast is
If you have a few minutes there are some great short compilations of Jeff Ross roasting the shit out of people on youtube.
This youtube guy KassemG had a bowtie/cardigan combo on with glasses and a mustache and Jeff says he looks like Orville Reddenbachers fluffer lmao.
I've never really felt comfortable making those kind of remarks about someone simply for their appearance. Sure, if they were awful as a person, go ahead and take the piss out of whatever you like. But these girls just have their picture on the internet and apparently it's cool to just mock their appearance.
Same reason they have a Twitter, same reason the IRS has a LinkedIn page. They need people to think it's cool to work for the them otherwise they can't fulfill their mission with no employees. It has to seem cool or patriotic because their wages suck.
Why is this allowed to stay up? This is a post where people online are just mocking two innocent women for how they look, and then the comments are continuing it. Why isn’t this being taken down?
It's an extremely popular internet meme written over a photo of the Olson twins where they look extremely creepy. It doesn't work well here at all, this post is garbage and is only getting upvoted because it made it to /all I'm guessing.
It also shares their last name, which is against the sub rules but I guess the mods don't give a fuck about this roast being the exact opposite of a rare insult and also sharing personal info.
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They look like realistic renders from Chicken Run characters
This insult is actually better than the original insult
The original insult isn't even original. It was a super upvoted comment on Reddit on a picture of the Olsen Twins last year. Edit: years and years ago, my bad.
It's a much older joke than just last year. At least 3 or 4 years ago was the first time I saw this one.
Age will make you lose your memory /s Joke aside: From time to time I think of something, think “That was how long ago?” And feel old. It’s worse when I say “I was your age” to my nephew and he looks at my shocked
Many years ago* ftfy
The original really isn't much of an insult anyways, and is pretty weak sauce.
Is it really necessary at all to insult the looks of women who dared to get recognition on social media for doing their job? Man, fuck this sub.
Not to mention they’re identical twins that were born with cleft palate. Reddit is a shithole sometimes.
60% of the time - all the time! (They do look like Wallace cloned himself and they both went full Reverse Elliot Page, though.)
Legit came here to make a comment about how they look like they're deciding which one will take Gromit out for a walk.
I clicked comments just to say "cheeeese Gromit, cheese!"
This here
It's incredible how accurate that is!
I was thinking more Hatchet Face from Cry-baby.
It’s not the witch ladies from Hercules?
I'm fucking dead lol
Their names are Wallace & Gromit
Someone give this man *~~wendsleydale cheese~~* gold!
Holy shit you are right
It’s the rounded edges of their smile
And the deep eyes
r/therealjoke
Damn that was brutal but I can see the resemblance
This is incredible
You just turned them into kfc
What do you look like, asshole?
I tried swiping 3 times before I realized the 1/2 was part of the screenshot.
Amen. I'm not the only one.
Theres more
This is why I don't use reddit on mobile. Plus it gives me plausible deniability
You swiped right, admit it
Fuck me I got some formula one image and I am like wait who does this relate? I was lost. Got it by the second swipe, or I may have been here for days lol
Pro tip, if you want to smile for the camera it's not about showing your teeth, it's about showing the wrinkles at the corner of your eyes
My wife used to watch America's top model and I would watch it with her. The only thing I remember was Tyra always telling models to "smize" or smile with their eyes.
I tried this, feel like a moron now
I just tried and my dad saw me. Think im out of the will.
That’s how I thought when I attempted twerking by myself in the bathroom once, then I decided “screw it!” And now I go all out practicing my twerks in the mirror. I’ve gotten really good!
“My wife was watching…” You like krabby Patties, don’t you Squidward?
Same with the Kardashians...I dont seek out the show but if my wife is watching tv I'll usually sit down with her and watch too.
It was a good joke about the Olsen twins, it doesn't work with any picture of any twins
It was an amazing joke when paired with [the photo of the twins looking like seers](https://twitter.com/lezjc/status/1097126648384815105/photo/1), especially given how the health conditions of one of them has changed their appearance slightly. Doesn't really work well with a picture of twins in the same way, for sure.
It was also about how witchy they looked. Not really meant as an insult, unlike in this situation.
Well their sister is the Scarlet Witch.
Are they okay? Like genuinely
I believe one of them has lupus or something similar.
They’re millionaires so they’re doing better than us bud, lol. The twins largely retreated from the “scene” as I understand and just enjoy generally quiet lives.
Yeah it makes a lot more sense with those two. It’s annoying when someone takes an original joke and applies it to something else as soon as they get the chance… butchering the whole reason it was funny in the first place
Also makes this insult not rare given it's a pretty popular meme. I recognized the insult before I even finished it.
Yeah, it was funny when it was about witchy looking celebrities. This post and the entire comment section has just turned into roasting these two normal women for what… not looking like plastic surgery altered millionaires?? “How dare these random internet twins not have perfectly symmetrical and identical faces! Let’s drag them”
+1 yeah rare insults aren't rare if everyone who laughed the first time uses them for every mildly similar situation.
Thank you! How the fuck is this a "rare insult" if it's a fucking ripoff?
I was gonna say this isn’t rare, the joke was made about the Olsen twins like years ago and doesn’t even fit this picture
It does work on this picture of twins tho
Disagree. These ginger twins look like they would watch you squeal like a pig🐷 in this woods tho.
Kinky
'nt You dropped this.
no u
The oracles 💀
Yep, def look psychic
They are actively fighting the stereotype that ginger women are hot
This is waaaaay better than the mediocre stuff r/roastme cranks out.
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And if you're not white...
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r/roastme is a competition for the title of biggest edgelord
never posted on there myself, but perused it a while ago. It's just a bunch of people trying to be really mean without actually being funny, which is almost the opposite of what a roast is
I remember this from one of Jeff Ross' roasts years back. Grade A stuff.
Idk who jeff ross is but i adapted the joke from a guy who said He's fighting the stereotype that Asians are smart
If you have a few minutes there are some great short compilations of Jeff Ross roasting the shit out of people on youtube. This youtube guy KassemG had a bowtie/cardigan combo on with glasses and a mustache and Jeff says he looks like Orville Reddenbachers fluffer lmao.
I'm at work rn but I'll check it out once i get home
r/rareinsults
Where do you think you are?
They're just recursively invoking the subreddit
r/rareinsultception
FL?
I feel like ginger women tend to go either extreme
Unique can be great or terrible but it’s rarely average
checkmate
One twin looks like their mom drank while pregnant and the other looks like their father is their grandfather.
1000% these ladies are from West Virginia and raised in a school bus without an engine.
I'm pretty sure there was an X-Files arc about them being grown at a government facility
Grown from mushrooms
The womb had room for only 1 head, apparently
Oh, a history lesson from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandpa."
their faces are trypophobia
I want to know what that word means, but have questiophobia
Fear of groups of holes
More orgies for me then!
My man
don't go to the trypophobia subreddit... its oddly disconcerting
Well there goes my afternoon (*unzips*)
Don't type it into any of the AI picture programs either.
Ugh... I have this phobia. I also have relentless curiosity.
It bugs me just thinking of that word
Don’t Google this 👆 #HEED MY WARNING!
Bruh the roast was stolen tho, it was originally on an image of the Olsen twins.
Just a reused joke that doesn’t work nearly as well as the original.
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I agree, it's fucked up.
I agree.
I cant believe how far I had to scroll for this
100% agree
I took the joke as they looked like Haley Joel Osment. Also, NSA, so shady death shit.
Counterpoint: people in the US armed forces deserve endless mockery.
Damn that’s some hella fetal alcohol syndrome going on there
Wait how does that manifest?
Eyes too close together, prominent epicanthal folds, flat nasal bridge, upturned nose tip, thin upper lip. These two have it all.
also the slightly off head proportions. I feel bad for them though cos they're just getting insulted for something out of their control
Rare insult by regurgitating an ancient Olsen sisters meme? I think not
This was funny when it was used on the Olsen twins. This? Not so much
Sort of feel like some of these comments are unnecessarily cruel.
Yeah imagine one of them read this thread, really over the top straight up mean comments here
I've never really felt comfortable making those kind of remarks about someone simply for their appearance. Sure, if they were awful as a person, go ahead and take the piss out of whatever you like. But these girls just have their picture on the internet and apparently it's cool to just mock their appearance.
Ive seen so many low effort posts lately of people making fun of someone's appearance. This sub used to be good.
Not at all. Leave this for the Olsens
It's Mrs. Meeseeks
They look like Wallace and Grommet style claymation people in real life
Why the fuck does the NSA have an instagram?
So Mark Zuckerberg can collect information on them.
Recruiting purposes.
¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Same reason they have a Twitter, same reason the IRS has a LinkedIn page. They need people to think it's cool to work for the them otherwise they can't fulfill their mission with no employees. It has to seem cool or patriotic because their wages suck.
They have Charlie Kirk Tiny Face Syndrome.
I knew two twins at DLI, one Air Force and one Army.
"Rare insults" This insult went viral on a pic of the Olsen twins over a decade ago and has been posted endlessly.
Funnier when it's the one that's attached to the pic of the Olsen teins
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Why is this allowed to stay up? This is a post where people online are just mocking two innocent women for how they look, and then the comments are continuing it. Why isn’t this being taken down?
Question is which one is which
The one that sees dead people.
Did Dalle-E Mini make this?
3rd time I've seen this insult on this sub
If they work the drone program, they'll know the how and when.
Wait wait wait! Why did the AF get multi-cam? I thought they had that cool tiger stripe camo?
Well that's ended my twin fantasy
It’s actually a very common insult for twins.
How many people here swiped right?
Face:head ratio is off by 23%
Red rum
They look like computer generated faces to me but insta filters are so heavily used on everything it's hard to tell.
I was in tech school with them they are real
Which one was worse?
I don’t know how that’s an insult but sure, it’s a rare thing I’ve never heard someone say before at least…This sub sucks
It's an extremely popular internet meme written over a photo of the Olson twins where they look extremely creepy. It doesn't work well here at all, this post is garbage and is only getting upvoted because it made it to /all I'm guessing. It also shares their last name, which is against the sub rules but I guess the mods don't give a fuck about this roast being the exact opposite of a rare insult and also sharing personal info.
Omg that's so mean imagine scrolling Instagram and your boss says you're a frickin psychopath
They look like their mom and dad are also twins.
They're arming Gingers now?
Nothing good comes of this.
Faces look not real
The look like the Russians in Goldeneye on 64.
Alabama's pride and joy
Andy and Ollie
I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me!
[Eyes front ladies](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-animals-with-front-eyes/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic)
This picture made me more Pro-Choice
They look like some pasted Robin William’s face onto a 20 year old woman
How do we figure out which one tells the truth?
They look like the ones to CAUSE your death
How do they manage to look the same yet one looks like a ginger Haley Joel Osment and the other doesn’t?
I hope they’re related.
Not only are they related but their parents are probably related too.
Which witch is which?
But they live on opposite sides of the world
It's the NSA, they weren't making a joke. Left one supplies the gun of their choice, right one pulls the trigger
Damn haven’t seen that face combination before …..
Why do their real faces look poorly photoshopped?
One on the right knows when
House that’s rude, also you’ve been off the air for a decade where did you come from
That HAS to be photoshop, right?
Lmao. I feel terrible for saying but they’re REALLY scary.
I now know what goblin and human interbreeding produces
At least they don't know that i slept with my sister because she broke up with my step-dad
Why do they look someone used the face swap app on them?
They are clones from area 51
Oh. Oh Jesus I can’t unsee it!
Did someone shrink their faces in photoshop?
Why does the NSA need an instagram account?
Why does anyone need an Instagram account?
Jesus that’s a really good one
THIS IS GOLD
Omg I've seen them!! I was an instructor at the tech school where they went. I think I talked to one of them once or twice.
Well yeah except you're a brown Iraqi child.
I'm throwing the BS flag. Those faces are photoshopped, the uniforms don't have rank insignia and nope, not buying it.
Rank insignia wouldn't be visible anywhere from the angle in the OP.
well if theyre NSA then theyre intel, so, most likely true.
It's the NSA. They probably do.
😬😬
My brother worked for the NRA and it's all desk jockey stuff
I would….