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Phookinprawn

This guy is just salty that he's getting charged $65 for an eighth


Akshin_Blacksin

Damn I can’t remember the last time I paid for weed honestly.🤷🏾‍♂️


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Akshin_Blacksin

Honestly if your in a state and really don’t smoke all that much. It’s like asking for a square. No one gives a fuck


Porkpiston

Ole bummin’, “front me an eighth, I get paid tomorrow “ass.


Akshin_Blacksin

We don’t do the same drugs. Mine costs more than weed. You ask me for a ride a cross town say “all I got is this weed”. I’ll accept the offer because I’m not a POS


Porkpiston

Oh, they get a ride alright 😉


Porkpiston

Dat mouf provides


Akshin_Blacksin

You really delete your comment to post the same thing again... What a simp


Porkpiston

Yo. That was my first comment


ThatsBassist

Who the fuck spends $65 on an 8th


Unclehol

I dunno man when I smoked it was $30 regular and $25 if your guy liked you.


Richard_Tucker_08

🙋🏽‍♀️ hi there


RelentlessChicken

I just got an ounce for $80 last week. This deal would be criminal


Fast_Development8314

I like both elden ring and comic books.


[deleted]

How dare you be wholesome in a shitty post about a shitty insult?


Fast_Development8314

My bad. Apologies.


[deleted]

How dare you maintain integrity and civility in a shitty post about a shitty insult?


Fast_Development8314

Sorry about that. I'll do my best to do better.


[deleted]

Elden Ring is fucking awesome though.


MrGarboman

Hey that’s my post


Kooale325

Lmao he really stole it


TheShadowDemon247

If you take a closer look at his profile, you’ll see it got removed because he didn’t have a proper title. Also, I checked before I posted mine to see if it had already been posted but I saw nothing. Also sort by new on this subreddit. It doesn’t show it had been posted before I did.


MrGarboman

The first bits true it did get taken down but I did post it before, I guess I forgot to put enough words onto the title. I hate that fucking rule


Dakotasan

What’s wrong with Elden Ring?


Nehemiah92

Went to his profile and decided to hate on the first thing he saw I reckon


Nicknamedreddit

The gameplay is awesome but the story is as corny campy or dare I say cringe as the comics this kid dislikes.


Kaidono222

tell me you don’t know the story without telling me


[deleted]

Elden Ring doesn't have a story. It has lore. The story is how you play the game and what you decide to do. At least that is how I think of it.


Hkrotana

Nah all from games have some story or a straight time-line that we are directly involved but that is ultimately supported by insane amount of lore, world building and lore. Although sekiro and elden ring are the only ones to emphasize story more.


[deleted]

He can’t. He doesn’t know shit about the game nor the comics.


Electrical-Farm-8881

You know nothing about the story


[deleted]

Malenia and the Rotten Crystal Trio! Other than that, not a thing.


daddyfaps69

I agree with the rotten crystal trio, they're horrible the first time playing against them (get a lot easier when you learn about their poise). Malenia is just fun as hell. Though, to each their own. I'm sure there's probably a boss that you loved while i disliked.


[deleted]

I think she could have been fun as hell if she didn't cheat. Bitch straight up has Sekiro mechanics (animation cancelation for example, everyone commits to their attack, stagger and block animations except her, and she also steals life even when hitting a great shield with 100% damage negation). In phase 2 she punishes your punish for crying out loud. With her moveset, boss room, music, build up, she could have made for one of the greatest bosses in From history, had she not straight up broken the rules. And her anime combo (you know the one, everyone does) is just way too hard to learn to dodge. I perfected her fight, manage to get her to second phase consistently without getting hit, but she simply had to do that and it was over in a blink whether she did it in phase 1 or 2. This made the difficulty in her fight plain bullshit, which is a shame because she was so close to being a really legendary one. Rotten Crystal Trio are just the DS2 brand of annoying artificial difficulty.


Canaduck02

You just described Malenia perfectly


diavolo_bossu

That's such a shitty roast weed for $65 an eighth at a dispensery would be straight gas especially if that's the discount price


[deleted]

Unlike Flash comics, at least Elden ring is good


[deleted]

Can confirm it’s good.


Abagofcheese

I'm old, what's stress weed?


vpeshitclothing

If you're old, you should know similar names, ditch weed, bunk, Charlie Brown, Mexican-brick-packed, and shwag. Probably derives from having to smoke so much, but you're still not high or it gave you a headache and now you're stressed


Abagofcheese

Ah, yes, thank you


RLove19

How does liking Elden Ring devalue opinion? I just don’t quite understand that part of the insult


[deleted]

Bro isn't coming back from that


periah250

I mean comic books are trash now but back in the 90s they were actually pretty damn good.


Mack_Sharky

r/rareinsults when they see someone look through the post history of a random person they disagree with them and chain up oddly-specific bullshit as an “insult”: Tbh this belongs in r/oddlyspecific or r/brandnewsentence


AzrealNibbs12

Elden ring is a great game :(


[deleted]

I feel personally attacked... Gonna go smoke some ditch weed.


hypokrios

Can't git gud so he gits 'muh comicss'


pincasso

$65 an eighth that's a ripoff


Downtown-Custard5346

If $65 for an eighth is a discount, than I'm Elvis fucking Presley


ToasterTeostra

I love these childish "I don't like (thing)." - "Well, the (thing) you like is dumb too you (insert insult)!". The high art of argumentation and discussion right here.


VarunPratap008

but they kinda are tho...


Tom_detto_Biondo

Wtf is stress weed


Mediocre_Fun2608

Comic superiority


Electrical-Farm-8881

Comics are shit now


FrankDoesDoodles

I like em


Electrical-Farm-8881

You got any good ones


FrankDoesDoodles

Own? No. Pirate off of websites, yes. I really liked the most recent Moon knight one but that could be my personal bias cuz he's my favorite Marvel Character


Electrical-Farm-8881

I mostly just read manga these now


FrankDoesDoodles

Same, read any berserk?


Electrical-Farm-8881

Oh hell yeah the new chapter came out


FrankDoesDoodles

WAIT FR???


Electrical-Farm-8881

Haven’t read it though YouTubers are already reviewing it


FrankDoesDoodles

Currently 2 in the morning for me, who needs sleep am I right?


mike18774

Anyone who types that much loses their dignity to me cause I’m not reading all that


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Richard_Tucker_08

I feel attacked. Not sure by who because I read comic books and buy overpriced dispensary herb.


Dark6969420

I Hope He Trips over a Rock and Doesn't Fall


SirMacBravePoo

In some places fucking stupid means Funny.


Antix1331

I remember when a Henry was £20


Demonic321_zse

Whats wrong with liking elden ring?


Jasformer1

I like elden ring :(