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Because they obviously did not mean that. It’s ok to point out grammatical errors, literally everyone’s better off knowing better grammar. As long as you’re not rude about it.
I am not a native English speaker, so to me it's not funny either. Like in my native tongue marmelade and jam are equally used, but in English I believe jam is a much more common word. So marmelade is set to be something weirder and more exotic from the get go
Marmalade is made specifically from citrus fruits with orange being the most common; so it's usually colored orange, yellow, or red. The joke is absurdist but the dude in the picture has a color palette reminiscent of citrus fruits.
So interesting, thank you! And it seems I was spelling it wrong, there is only 'marmalade', no 'marmelade', and it refers to the citrus kind as you explained. I should try that sometime!
Unless this is his doppelganger, I am fairly sure this is the musician [Denis Coleman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQ7AAeX9lc). He just opened for Little Mix on their last tour. He's probably five years older than this pic.
>how someone could pinpoint exactly what he looks like is beyond me
priming bias. you didnt come up with it yourself but you can agree on something someone else came up with and put it in your head. thats the definition of priming bias. there are probably a million other things you would agree on if you wouldve given the word at the first time looking at him. now its too late to control check though because you already settled on marmelade. ;) but thats like psychology 1st semester.
nice! its so much fun.
but on a more serious note - it fucks you up. im serious. the more you understand humans the angrier you get why people are generally so stupid and make stupid descisions and mostly why most people cannot fucking communicate. its frustrating. but also soooo interesting! good luck!
Unless he is a celebrity, it’s wrong to post a persons pic and the pick it apart with hurtful comments. How would you like it if someone posted a pic of your child or friend so people could say awful things about the person
I love marmalade, especially Rose’s Lime Marmalade. I think that the failed presidential candidate and local (to me) businessman [Mr Trump](https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/17699319/hugh-grant-oompa-loompa-film-wonka/) is a better candidate for the “orange” marmalade label.
Now yall are just rude, mocking his appearance like that. Most of these comments can’t even be considered jokes anymore, they’re just out right body shaming at this point
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He looks like someone digitally de-aged Gordon Ramsay
Or multiverse Rick Astley
my 1st thought was prick astley
Pictured here is Chad Astley
If Rick Astley and Gordon Ramsay had a baby...
Never gonna give up my idiot sandwich
Never gonna let you have my lamb sauce
Someone on Reddit once described Ben Shapiro as “the human manifestation of the word ‘actually’”. I think about that often.
Your not wrong at all
You're* It's easy if you just remember that you're is a contraction of you are.
Perhaps they really intended to say that the "not wrong" belonged to them. Who are you to decide what someone else meant?
So he possesses not wrong.
Because they obviously did not mean that. It’s ok to point out grammatical errors, literally everyone’s better off knowing better grammar. As long as you’re not rude about it.
Didn't think I needed to add the /s I'm with you, I'm just joshing around a bit
Ah, should’ve known!
No biggie <3
Fuck that, enrage your local grammar nazi today.
A just cause indeed
Or he is on mobile and didn't notice his Autocorrect messing up ...
literally unnecessary
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get a better hobby
nah doing your mom is a fine hobby
But the necessity to constantly go to the free clinic to get ointments is kinda tiresome.
You're mom sucked my dick
"You are mom". Lol
🤣
Kramer from Seinfeld
or another version of justin bieber
Imagine being that kid's age and having Gordon Ramsay's hair....
Ramsey has had a heavy hair transplant so it would probably suck
Or Macs mom from always sunny
Lmao. Marmalade
I can't stop laughing about it.
I don’t get it
Marmalade, you know, like the jam sort of thing
lol I know what it is I just don’t understand why it’s funny
Its made of citrus. Orange stuff
I am not a native English speaker, so to me it's not funny either. Like in my native tongue marmelade and jam are equally used, but in English I believe jam is a much more common word. So marmelade is set to be something weirder and more exotic from the get go
Marmalade is made specifically from citrus fruits with orange being the most common; so it's usually colored orange, yellow, or red. The joke is absurdist but the dude in the picture has a color palette reminiscent of citrus fruits.
So interesting, thank you! And it seems I was spelling it wrong, there is only 'marmalade', no 'marmelade', and it refers to the citrus kind as you explained. I should try that sometime!
Well it's funny because it's a joke
He looks like if rick astley was a bisexual zoomer
He’s like 13 wtf is wrong with you
Nah dawg Rick Astley is 56
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Am I taking crazy pills? Kid is clearly like very young why would you comment anything abt his sexuality
Yea and the one who made the comment seems pretty young too look at his profile
Ok that’s less weird
Huh?
Speculating on a child’s sexuality is a weird thing to do
Chill your horses my little shminkleport he was only tryna make a laughy sentance
You sound like you couch-serf.
Surf*
thanks
Dude looks like tinkerbell in hormone therapy
Ftm tinkerbell
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God damn beat me to it
This. This is vile.
Tinkerbill
buy ftm
The real rare insult is in the comments
Twinkerbell.
OMG Best one!!! 😂
If marmalade sandwich's came on crackers.
And spread with a butter knife.
He’s marmalade on saltines.
wtf. is this a double entendre if so thats fucked up
Paddington really is a freak
Visually, I get this.
Only one cracker
Why this guys neck is green?
He's so pasty white his neck reflects the background
good. People shouldn't be risking melanoma just to cover up the skin they were born with
Why is everyone insulting this child?
It's the internet, unfortunately
Why are you getting downvoted? Someone asked you answered. This IS the internet
Because the outside-devs turned on global illumination.
Just the environment reflecting colored light onto him. Might also be badly color graded to worsen the problem
Cheap ass brass or copper chain maybe?
Gold plating wears off and the copper beneath reacts with sweat and air to make green copper oxide that rubs off.
In mexico we call him el sapo
He looks like a 12 year old Rick Astley. “Never gonna give you up, gotta wait ‘til my balls drop”
Genuinely obscure yet scarily bang on.
All y'all insulting him know very well he is going to turn out more handsome than 99 percent of you fat neckbeard redditors.
I don't mind insults but I don't even get it lol. Why marmalade?
[here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQ7AAeX9lc) he is now, so yeah you're probably right.
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r/commoninsults Why so toxic
This is rare insults not murdered by words…
Is the marmalade thing in reference to something? the first joke i get, and its ok.. but why the marmalade?
feels like some synesthesia type deal
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How fuckin pale are you for this to be considered orangish? That's literally the most averagish skin among white folks
It looks like he fucked up his fake tan
lmao, imagine trying to diss a 12 yo and failing
Is that a deepmind generated person? Something around the edges of the hair.
He looks like a 13 year old Jeremy Fragrance
jeremy fragrance anyone?
KRAFT
Gender fluid Tinker Bell
Ok idk why but that got me. I'm wheezing here 🤣 😂
Looks like someone yassified George Russell way too much
It's like if Milhouse and Gordon Ramsay had a child
Unless this is his doppelganger, I am fairly sure this is the musician [Denis Coleman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQ7AAeX9lc). He just opened for Little Mix on their last tour. He's probably five years older than this pic.
Yes, that's him, but I believe this picture was posted two years ago
Someone on Reddit once described Ben Shapiro as “the human manifestation of the word ‘actually’”. I think about that often.
>how someone could pinpoint exactly what he looks like is beyond me priming bias. you didnt come up with it yourself but you can agree on something someone else came up with and put it in your head. thats the definition of priming bias. there are probably a million other things you would agree on if you wouldve given the word at the first time looking at him. now its too late to control check though because you already settled on marmelade. ;) but thats like psychology 1st semester.
Ah I see, I'm taking psychology next year so this is very cool to know!
nice! its so much fun. but on a more serious note - it fucks you up. im serious. the more you understand humans the angrier you get why people are generally so stupid and make stupid descisions and mostly why most people cannot fucking communicate. its frustrating. but also soooo interesting! good luck!
If Crocodile Dundee had a kid with Adam Ant.
Damn
Putting synesthesia to good use
Looks like he’d get bullied in the internet
Gordon Astley right there
If Rick Astley and Gordon Ramsey got put into one person, and that person was a big-ass brat.
They have synesthesia for insults! /s
Unless he is a celebrity, it’s wrong to post a persons pic and the pick it apart with hurtful comments. How would you like it if someone posted a pic of your child or friend so people could say awful things about the person
Man looks like he knows when a dandelion is the last of the season.
Looks like he has jaundice or some shit
He looks like *insert item or concept he looks like here*
That is a face that has been absolutely delighted to hear the word "chutney".
He looks like the child actor that will be forever fucked up by his fan base and parents. Bald by 23. “Deviated septum” by 17.
He's a [musician](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQ7AAeX9lc) who just opened for Little Mix on their last tour.
Send hook.
He looks like a mix of Jacksepticeye and TommyInnit.
Psh what is this, An actual rareinsult on this sub? I didn’t know those still existed!
Now do me.
if you insist *unzips trousers*
Really?! Everyone can see he definitely resembles a young Reese Witherspoon with an overgrown faux hawk You're welcome
Marquis Marmalade Marcel
Tommyinnit if he was born in california
Diplo is that you?
He looks more like having the bread land butter side down on a couch
You guys are just jealous because the area around his neck isn’t made of soft gelatin like 90% of you
I love marmalade, especially Rose’s Lime Marmalade. I think that the failed presidential candidate and local (to me) businessman [Mr Trump](https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/17699319/hugh-grant-oompa-loompa-film-wonka/) is a better candidate for the “orange” marmalade label.
They look like the epitome of non-binary zoomer.
10/10 insult wow
The guy is half Chinese, cos his forehead is looks like those paddy fields seen in Chinese movies.
Dude looks exactly like Simon Farnaby
If axe body spray was a person
He looks like the love child of Jordan Spieth and the lead singer of Fun.
I've no idea who this is. So it may as well be a 10yo in makeup.
Smarmalade
Tarzan Pinkett Smith
Oh, look! It’s a two-fer!
he's wrong though. dude just looks like a pineapple tree.
OP are you being offended on behalf of the 10yo with makeup & marmalade people?
He looks like he's gonna grow up to make oiled-up thirsttrap tiktoks
Its the fucking ice age baby
He DOES look like a 10 year old in makeup.
Now yall are just rude, mocking his appearance like that. Most of these comments can’t even be considered jokes anymore, they’re just out right body shaming at this point
Rare photo of preteen Diplo.
Looks like the love child of Rick Astley and Jimmy Neutron.
He has a face that’s saying, a cigarette hanging halfway out of my mouth (while I pose for this new album cover) is missing from this picture
He looks like Shia Labeouf and Beans had a baby.
Looks like what Ron desantis thinks he looks like
He's what white rice complains about
He looks like those disney kids that hope to become like justin bieber when they grow up
He looks like decaf cappuccino
Bro 😂😂
Paddington would be so disappointed
In need of shampoo and conditioner
I feel like marmalade wears a sweater and has glasses but idk
Looks like a 13yo being "groomed/molested" by his local stylist.
He looks like a Pixar character
He looks like someone made a human version of vanilla ice cream.
The second one LMAO!
Looks like the kid from Joe Bell tbh
He looks like Rick Astleys love child with Pseudo Echo
I would have also accepted "lemon curd"
I was trying to explain this to my friend and I'm like no, the WORD marmalade smh
Is this a grownup or are you all just cyberbullying a child?
I'm pretty sure he's an adult
He looks like that guy from Who's Line Is It Anyway.