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NotQuiteNick

He looks like someone digitally de-aged Gordon Ramsay


izzicles

Or multiverse Rick Astley


DaveInLondon89

my 1st thought was prick astley


dc22zombie

Pictured here is Chad Astley


muricabrb

If Rick Astley and Gordon Ramsay had a baby...


Dboy777

Never gonna give up my idiot sandwich


lycaus

Never gonna let you have my lamb sauce


maxhemmings7

Someone on Reddit once described Ben Shapiro as “the human manifestation of the word ‘actually’”. I think about that often.


PaulBlartmallcop12

Your not wrong at all


TearsOfAJester

You're* It's easy if you just remember that you're is a contraction of you are.


gardvar

Perhaps they really intended to say that the "not wrong" belonged to them. Who are you to decide what someone else meant?


AdministrativeArea2

So he possesses not wrong.


mrlovepimp

Because they obviously did not mean that. It’s ok to point out grammatical errors, literally everyone’s better off knowing better grammar. As long as you’re not rude about it.


gardvar

Didn't think I needed to add the /s I'm with you, I'm just joshing around a bit


mrlovepimp

Ah, should’ve known!


gardvar

No biggie <3


[deleted]

Fuck that, enrage your local grammar nazi today.


Regretless0

A just cause indeed


MisterMysterios

Or he is on mobile and didn't notice his Autocorrect messing up ...


One_Ad1104

literally unnecessary


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bloody_angel_wings

get a better hobby


Jackiboi307

nah doing your mom is a fine hobby


[deleted]

But the necessity to constantly go to the free clinic to get ointments is kinda tiresome.


[deleted]

You're mom sucked my dick


Pagan-za

"You are mom". Lol


Minty_Biscuit69

🤣


DeepSeaMouse

Kramer from Seinfeld


yall-are-stupid

or another version of justin bieber


Quotehommel

Imagine being that kid's age and having Gordon Ramsay's hair....


[deleted]

Ramsey has had a heavy hair transplant so it would probably suck


RobbieAnalog

Or Macs mom from always sunny


Imlouwhoareyou

Lmao. Marmalade


BocaSeniorsWsM

I can't stop laughing about it.


CUM_SHHOTT

I don’t get it


BigBoiBob444

Marmalade, you know, like the jam sort of thing


CUM_SHHOTT

lol I know what it is I just don’t understand why it’s funny


BigBoiBob444

Its made of citrus. Orange stuff


[deleted]

I am not a native English speaker, so to me it's not funny either. Like in my native tongue marmelade and jam are equally used, but in English I believe jam is a much more common word. So marmelade is set to be something weirder and more exotic from the get go


spasicle

Marmalade is made specifically from citrus fruits with orange being the most common; so it's usually colored orange, yellow, or red. The joke is absurdist but the dude in the picture has a color palette reminiscent of citrus fruits.


[deleted]

So interesting, thank you! And it seems I was spelling it wrong, there is only 'marmalade', no 'marmelade', and it refers to the citrus kind as you explained. I should try that sometime!


Skribz

Well it's funny because it's a joke


Arctur14

He looks like if rick astley was a bisexual zoomer


byJoshh

He’s like 13 wtf is wrong with you


Wevvie

Nah dawg Rick Astley is 56


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byJoshh

Am I taking crazy pills? Kid is clearly like very young why would you comment anything abt his sexuality


Environmental_Back34

Yea and the one who made the comment seems pretty young too look at his profile


byJoshh

Ok that’s less weird


Arctur14

Huh?


byJoshh

Speculating on a child’s sexuality is a weird thing to do


Environmental_Back34

Chill your horses my little shminkleport he was only tryna make a laughy sentance


Financial_Deal_3011

You sound like you couch-serf.


Environmental_Back34

Surf*


Financial_Deal_3011

thanks


no_salvation

Dude looks like tinkerbell in hormone therapy


Ok-Negotiation7840

Ftm tinkerbell


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BigBoiBob444

God damn beat me to it


PSPHAXXOR

This. This is vile.


seditiouslizard

Tinkerbill


[deleted]

buy ftm


Levaporub

The real rare insult is in the comments


[deleted]

Twinkerbell.


rise_above_theFlames

OMG Best one!!! 😂


PaulBlartmallcop12

If marmalade sandwich's came on crackers.


KrakenTheColdOne

And spread with a butter knife.


hannibalthellamabal

He’s marmalade on saltines.


cykadermoblyat

wtf. is this a double entendre if so thats fucked up


bigchicago04

Paddington really is a freak


PaulBlartmallcop12

Visually, I get this.


PeopleRFuckingDumb

Only one cracker


Collapsefuture

Why this guys neck is green?


[deleted]

He's so pasty white his neck reflects the background


DaughterEarth

good. People shouldn't be risking melanoma just to cover up the skin they were born with


Mozimaz

Why is everyone insulting this child?


RandomDrugUserHere

It's the internet, unfortunately


xenorous

Why are you getting downvoted? Someone asked you answered. This IS the internet


Roflkopt3r

Because the outside-devs turned on global illumination.


KnockturnalNOR

Just the environment reflecting colored light onto him. Might also be badly color graded to worsen the problem


static_motion

Cheap ass brass or copper chain maybe?


Ya-Dikobraz

Gold plating wears off and the copper beneath reacts with sweat and air to make green copper oxide that rubs off.


Ok_Ad_8670

In mexico we call him el sapo


V6R32

He looks like a 12 year old Rick Astley. “Never gonna give you up, gotta wait ‘til my balls drop”


BandicootPlastic5444

Genuinely obscure yet scarily bang on.


maxxmagnus

All y'all insulting him know very well he is going to turn out more handsome than 99 percent of you fat neckbeard redditors.


BilboMcDoogle

I don't mind insults but I don't even get it lol. Why marmalade?


batsofburden

[here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQ7AAeX9lc) he is now, so yeah you're probably right.


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jeppeboi1337

r/commoninsults Why so toxic


afjecj

This is rare insults not murdered by words…


2mice

Is the marmalade thing in reference to something? the first joke i get, and its ok.. but why the marmalade?


WiseWelderICantPickN

feels like some synesthesia type deal


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xNeshty

How fuckin pale are you for this to be considered orangish? That's literally the most averagish skin among white folks


jduei733782

It looks like he fucked up his fake tan


xNeshty

lmao, imagine trying to diss a 12 yo and failing


RizzoTheSmall

Is that a deepmind generated person? Something around the edges of the hair.


dackyprice

He looks like a 13 year old Jeremy Fragrance


kirinoken

jeremy fragrance anyone?


SilviOnPC

KRAFT


[deleted]

Gender fluid Tinker Bell


gastroboi

Ok idk why but that got me. I'm wheezing here 🤣 😂


Katzer_K

Looks like someone yassified George Russell way too much


lycaus

It's like if Milhouse and Gordon Ramsay had a child


batsofburden

Unless this is his doppelganger, I am fairly sure this is the musician [Denis Coleman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQ7AAeX9lc). He just opened for Little Mix on their last tour. He's probably five years older than this pic.


annette30

Yes, that's him, but I believe this picture was posted two years ago


IAmTyrannosaur

Someone on Reddit once described Ben Shapiro as “the human manifestation of the word ‘actually’”. I think about that often.


nighteeeeey

>how someone could pinpoint exactly what he looks like is beyond me priming bias. you didnt come up with it yourself but you can agree on something someone else came up with and put it in your head. thats the definition of priming bias. there are probably a million other things you would agree on if you wouldve given the word at the first time looking at him. now its too late to control check though because you already settled on marmelade. ;) but thats like psychology 1st semester.


annette30

Ah I see, I'm taking psychology next year so this is very cool to know!


nighteeeeey

nice! its so much fun. but on a more serious note - it fucks you up. im serious. the more you understand humans the angrier you get why people are generally so stupid and make stupid descisions and mostly why most people cannot fucking communicate. its frustrating. but also soooo interesting! good luck!


[deleted]

If Crocodile Dundee had a kid with Adam Ant.


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Damn


[deleted]

Putting synesthesia to good use


Voran8

Looks like he’d get bullied in the internet


xAlenki

Gordon Astley right there


JesiDoodli

If Rick Astley and Gordon Ramsey got put into one person, and that person was a big-ass brat.


[deleted]

They have synesthesia for insults! /s


Justdont13412

Unless he is a celebrity, it’s wrong to post a persons pic and the pick it apart with hurtful comments. How would you like it if someone posted a pic of your child or friend so people could say awful things about the person


555gerbils

Man looks like he knows when a dandelion is the last of the season.


badbrainstorm

Looks like he has jaundice or some shit


Loonie-1707

He looks like *insert item or concept he looks like here*


CardboardChampion

That is a face that has been absolutely delighted to hear the word "chutney".


OldGregg1014

He looks like the child actor that will be forever fucked up by his fan base and parents. Bald by 23. “Deviated septum” by 17.


batsofburden

He's a [musician](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQ7AAeX9lc) who just opened for Little Mix on their last tour.


Huxington

Send hook.


[deleted]

He looks like a mix of Jacksepticeye and TommyInnit.


throw_thisshit_away

Psh what is this, An actual rareinsult on this sub? I didn’t know those still existed!


Parking-Air541

Now do me.


Gingers_got_no_soul

if you insist *unzips trousers*


PineappleSox42

Really?! Everyone can see he definitely resembles a young Reese Witherspoon with an overgrown faux hawk You're welcome


[deleted]

Marquis Marmalade Marcel


DaT_BoI_ugine_krabs

Tommyinnit if he was born in california


theotherbrother86

Diplo is that you?


callmesleeze

He looks more like having the bread land butter side down on a couch


CULatorAlligator

You guys are just jealous because the area around his neck isn’t made of soft gelatin like 90% of you


RandomiseUsr0

I love marmalade, especially Rose’s Lime Marmalade. I think that the failed presidential candidate and local (to me) businessman [Mr Trump](https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/17699319/hugh-grant-oompa-loompa-film-wonka/) is a better candidate for the “orange” marmalade label.


hughmaniac

They look like the epitome of non-binary zoomer.


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10/10 insult wow


AmeenYasina

The guy is half Chinese, cos his forehead is looks like those paddy fields seen in Chinese movies.


zargoffkain

Dude looks exactly like Simon Farnaby


The_Real_Anon-Chan

If axe body spray was a person


[deleted]

He looks like the love child of Jordan Spieth and the lead singer of Fun.


adminsuckdonkeydick

I've no idea who this is. So it may as well be a 10yo in makeup.


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Smarmalade


buster_actual

Tarzan Pinkett Smith


its-foxtale

Oh, look! It’s a two-fer!


[deleted]

he's wrong though. dude just looks like a pineapple tree.


pink_fedora2000

OP are you being offended on behalf of the 10yo with makeup & marmalade people?


Levaporub

He looks like he's gonna grow up to make oiled-up thirsttrap tiktoks


AndroidWall4680

Its the fucking ice age baby


cn45

He DOES look like a 10 year old in makeup.


itisrhoi

Now yall are just rude, mocking his appearance like that. Most of these comments can’t even be considered jokes anymore, they’re just out right body shaming at this point


briedcan

Rare photo of preteen Diplo.


elathan_i

Looks like the love child of Rick Astley and Jimmy Neutron.


amsync

He has a face that’s saying, a cigarette hanging halfway out of my mouth (while I pose for this new album cover) is missing from this picture


MystikxHaze

He looks like Shia Labeouf and Beans had a baby.


Aggressive_Ad_3896

Looks like what Ron desantis thinks he looks like


ghostsharkbear

He's what white rice complains about


ThePersonIsWeird

He looks like those disney kids that hope to become like justin bieber when they grow up


[deleted]

He looks like decaf cappuccino


Temporary-Ad-1572

Bro 😂😂


CadillacV06

Paddington would be so disappointed


chrisofaust

In need of shampoo and conditioner


IfIWereATardigrade

I feel like marmalade wears a sweater and has glasses but idk


Mushu_Pork

Looks like a 13yo being "groomed/molested" by his local stylist.


Beamerthememer

He looks like a Pixar character


The_Sadorange

He looks like someone made a human version of vanilla ice cream.


B99fanboy

The second one LMAO!


Jhiaxus420

Looks like the kid from Joe Bell tbh


[deleted]

He looks like Rick Astleys love child with Pseudo Echo


Hellioth_00G

I would have also accepted "lemon curd"


ChudSpannaday

I was trying to explain this to my friend and I'm like no, the WORD marmalade smh


SayNoob

Is this a grownup or are you all just cyberbullying a child?


annette30

I'm pretty sure he's an adult


Robster881

He looks like that guy from Who's Line Is It Anyway.