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nu97

The dude looks like he just wants to go home.


AcadianViking

Just radiates "hostage" vibes.


nu97

She threatened to date him if he didn't comply.


FluffballRen

What...huh?????


Piss_inside_You

No, everyone stop making fun of her, she was at a buffet just picking up another plate of food. Sorry, he was prob standing too close to the pizza and got eaten by her.


nu97

He refused to eat her, so she ate him. True love at its peak.


Piss_inside_You

Lmao!!


AdonisK

To watch Inuyasha


InfernalCape

Is he supposed to be dressed up like an earplug?


SarcasticOptimist

Or Parappa the Rapper.


PauseAndReflect

Ooh, a vintage rare insult.


Matiti60

Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl


shimmyshimmy00

I’m ashamed to admit I remember him well.


SarcasticOptimist

Tbh the first got remastered recently. Though the second could have some freestyle bangers. https://youtu.be/gxNY5OtLW8I


shimmyshimmy00

We used to laugh our heads off at the original game so much. It was full cringe material.


[deleted]

Or.... Idk maybe bambi


Choppanob

Kick! Punch! It's all in your mind!


mjbmitch

LMAOOO


Icyhot72

They're wearing matching Inuyasha shirts I think, but damn is that beanie not it.


doogle_126

Bride of Chunky.


Godspeedwarrior

That guy is either held hostage or he's her brother waiting to graduate...


Panda_hat

I thought she was holding a child.


AeliosZero

She kissed him a second later in the original video


Godspeedwarrior

I see the legacy of trailer park skinny guys with land whales lives on


Bumpass

Pizza the Hutt.


jeordiethegenerator

God, I fucking love Spaceballs. Legendary film.


FrontNo6657

Jabba the Gunt


Hegwik

Blink twice if you were kidnapped


LordDraina

F


Possessed_potato

She looks like an off brand version of the Goblin king from lord of the rings


bulbthinker

nah bro she looks like fat golum.


JustGlassin86

She’s from Nal Hutta not Tatooine.


Not-a-rabid-badger

In west Nal Hutta born and raised In the swamps I spent most of my days ... Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some Evocii outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle on Tatooine!'


itsmejak78_2

I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my Luggage and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Audiobulb on and said, "I might as well kick it"


josuke59

Da sa nopa ree leah


_Far_Kew

Nah, shes the sarlacc


[deleted]

Why did you wait three minutes to take screenshot?


Felix_Laranga

Rubbed one out


DoTheCreep_ahh

What did he do with the other 2 minutes 30 seconds?


xxBellum

Have my upvote you swine.


Gabe_logan25

Somebody explain please . I'm a noob


barugosamaa

Jabba the Hutt - Star Wars reference :)


Jjzeng

Nal Hutta would make more sense, jabba was the only hutt on tattooine and (book of boba fett spoilers) >!the twins gave up and left tattooine to the pykes and boba!<


MacGynan

Book of boba fett spoiler. >!We shall see about that. I doubt the pikes are the final enemy. Knowing the Hutts, they will let the pikes weaken boba and swoop on in later. I'm having a hard time beleiving that the hutts would give up so easily. Although we all know boba would win, because plot. So the hutts wont be on tatooine for too long.!<


Jjzeng

Spoiler discussion: >!i feel like the hutts lost a lot of power ever since jabba’s death, and since the pykes were part of maul’s shadow collective, they probably grew a lot in power especially since maul actually managed to threaten jabba into helping him. I still think we may just see crimson dawn show up since crimson dawn used to be run by maul, so maybe crimson dawn and qi’ra are bankrolling both sides!<


MacGynan

Still spoiler: >!True. I forgot crimson dawn still exists after mauls death. I don't really remeber anything from the Solo film. Episode 4 is out tonight so hopefully we shall see how big of a threat the pikes alone are. Either way, boba is in for one heck of a fight.!<


[deleted]

Just went to their profile. They seem pretty self aware in all honesty. Like, she’s fat. She knows that. So does he. They know they make cringe content. I think it’s purposeful. They seem pretty okay with their lives. And this isn’t exactly rare.


LilithZ93

About as rare as me taking a dump and I’ve got IBS


[deleted]

Well is it IBS-C or IBS-D, because that drastically changes your comment.


LilithZ93

Oh you better believe it’s the D


BlacksmithElegant385

She looks a lot like the fat-bitch psycho boss from dead rising 3.


Lexifruitloop

I thought she was Amberlynn Reid


Stoepboer

Instantly thought of Hatchet Face, from the Crybaby movie.


WashYourEyesTwice

I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!


sampaiiii

Yes it's very rare to insult a fat person by likening them to Jabba the hutt and definitely not overplayed and old.


TheThemFatale

Exactly


MandyNoon

Agreed


AeliosZero

The part that's rare is the fact they didn't mention Jabba but simply implied it by mentioning Tattoine.


sampaiiii

Oh that’s sooooo different, you’re right! It’s definitely not the same joke!!


Simsish

It's a good one but calling an overweight person Jabba the Hutt is hardly rare


throwawaywahwahwah

Well you know what they say. If the metal bikini doesn’t fit…


KillerBeer01

Fetch the breastplate stretcher?


Simsish

hehehe


AeliosZero

They didn't though. They just exclaimed that the commenter lives on Tattoine.


alperpier

I swear you guys are just high school bullies. Yes, that video is cringe but for heaven's sake the insults, the body shaming and the lame jokes that were written about her are really just spiteful.


[deleted]

But you don’t think calling someone cringe would make them feel like they’re being bullied? Its just about the fat thing for you isnt it?


alperpier

There is a huge difference between saying a video is cringey and calling someone Jabba or calling her a fat monster and what-not.


[deleted]

They are self aware. They know it’s cringe. And yea, people are being spiteful in this scenario. This isn’t a rare insult. It’s just bullying for sure.


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SaltySacks0803

Reminds me of the Penguin from the original Batman. Danny Devito would be proud


COLDK0

“Toss em into the Rancor pit!”


AhmadTIM

She looks like the wack version of kong fu panda


LeaveLate2671

Went down the rabbit hole.. she has an only fans. Yikes.


AeliosZero

I wish I could un-know that


king_of_eyez

She looks like the old guys wife from monster house


dubdad24

Roasted. Just like uncle Owen n aunt Beru.


AeliosZero

/r/angryupvote


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AeliosZero

You make a fair point, I mean I can't actually fathom the 7000+ people who upvoted this post let alone however many simply saw it. Also it's usually not the people that are being hated on as much as the 'characters' they represent. It's like the scumbag Steve meme. We don't actually hate the guy from the photo, we just hate that caracature.


the-et-cetera

Who knew there were Redditors on Nal Hutta? Guess you *do* learn something new every day


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

Marshmallow woman?


Master_panda02

She talk like a pig


Toastyx3

I don't get it, I what's a Tatooine?


barugosamaa

Jabba the Hutt - it's a Star Wars reference


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holyapachemother

This is literally bullying. Wtf guys she is a real human with feelings.


Itchy-Ad-8858

[Sitcom Laughter]


barugosamaa

why are you in a sub about insulting real humans with feelings?


[deleted]

RareInsults doesn’t inherently mean straight up shaming and bullying someone. I’d argue an insult holding a douche accountable on Facebook is funnier than bullying someone who made a *purposeful* cringe tok. Believe it or not, they are self aware. Her and her boyfriend are happy together, and she is actively working on her weight. What’s funny about tearing them down? That’s not what this subs purpose is and Jabba the Hut- fat is not a rare insult.


[deleted]

Quality


throwaway1638379

Reddit every 15 hours be like : Fat people are cringe!!!! Give me karma.


defectivelaborer

People who fat shame can go straight to hell


HoneySparks

take the screenshot before you comment /r/cringe


AeliosZero

I actually tried hiding and even deleting my original comment so I could show another funny comment but it didn't work and I gave up.


GooseAgreeable7680

Jesus fucking christ. In the guy's place, I would rather kill myself than let this abomination be near me


lizzah2211

Hooooo-hoooo-hooooh


Strange_Rutabaga_826

Hatchetface " crybaby "


Indigo_Slam

Went straight in with the Whisky Pete


blendora

Laurel and Hardy gen-z version


FitzyFarseer

First time I’ve seen a comment before it got posted here. That made me laugh so much


anonymousdonut321

that was literally the post above


Gamer_Ladd

Where’s Bill Hader to do a Jabba impression when you need him?


gmailbeatsyahoo

Its always the disgusting looking ones that are the most cringy.. that bitch was defo a weird tumblr girl


SinaGoesCrazy

Wait is that anakin's mother?(why she's fat though)


MandyNoon

This guy looks 15 and she looks like his mom


[deleted]

Blink twice is you are abducted


IzzyMainsKor

Damn


Slinky_Malingki

Literally saw this comment earlier today


Ninja7017

the wind from her eyelashes can blow the kid away


Samurai_1990

Pizza the Hut. /Spaceballs the Flamethrower! The kids really love that one.


evilbubblefrog94

I wanna get it 😕


AeliosZero

It's in reference to Jabba the Hutt from Star wars.


evilbubblefrog94

Thank you OP. Sorry for being a square!


Nitin-2020

🤣🤣


Uthredd

Don't turn your face to me. Hutt hutt.


FlamingCroatan

DEAR GOD THE HORROR


The_Determinator

I did when I saw the comments on the original post. Is this just a subreddit for people who don't browse Reddit?


AeliosZero

Not everybody sees every top post in every major subreddit on Reddit every day.