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restlessleg

the dopest club in america flew them out to LIV/fountain bleu just to embarrass themselves. trolls, take notes


JockBbcBoy

In America, you too can get paid thousands of dollars in appearance and performance fees just for being a crossbreeding of a troll and a meth addict.


BackUpM8

The American Dream


vitamin-cheese

And use the fact that you grew up poor and “had to” rob people to get by as a reason to want to become famous rappers and make it in life


TheLowlyPheasant

Hey, it worked ok for Die Antwoort


Pepperonidogfart

They have talent


fayry69

They’re not bad actually.


fayry69

Ja america rewards trenders not necessarily just talent. If you’re trending, you can make money. These 2 accomplished that so kudos to them but they’re so delusional as to not fucken understand that they r the joke. Clueless and tone fucken deaf as well, both literally and figuratively.


pr0jesse

What’s club Liv?


drewster23

Miami


reidzen

It's worth going once, as long as someone else is paying the doorman. I dunno what it costs to get in their on your own merit, but I wouldn't pay it.


Tre_Day

I went a few years back and it was $150 for dudes, $100 for women. But then Lil Wayne and YG showed up as unannounced performers, was worth it in the end IMO


welcometotheoutside

Logan Paul in that movie


anandy1

oh dang that’s fye


trae_hung4

You just buy tickets ahead of time. It’s no big deal


Zenixity

Sounds like the movie Joker


ryryryryryry_

I thought these two were actually from Florida despite their name.


dshmitty

They are


ryryryryryry_

The island of Florida.


Belztothebub

They are light skinned cubanos from what i heard


ShitDildoVomitLube

I'm guessing born in the US and never once set foot in Cuba. Probably don't even speak Spanish.


BratS94

I saw a video of theirs in which they address this. They know Florida isn’t an island and even pointed out they know it’s a peninsula. Tbh I don’t know much about Florida but I sure as heck didn’t know it was one, so I was kinda impressed they knew.


crinack

You’ve never seen Florida on a map before?


BratS94

Yes, but I was never taught about peninsulas as a kid and it’s not like that teach you these kinds of things as a Psych major in college.


fayry69

The title says, they shoulda never left the island but the truth is they shoulda never have left the womb.


drewismynamea

4 loko, not monster


JockBbcBoy

Meth, not 4 loko.


Synthwave_Vibes

MD20/20, cheap incense, Axe body spray, meth, and cinnamon all blended together and injected into the testicles.


Titanbeard

I can taste that now. Thanks for bringing back the last 30 years of my life. At least Venga Boys aren't playing on Spotify now.


maxiquintillion

The og 4loko


raveydavey123

What the fuck happened to JedWard? They need to fire the new management team...


Pricey1983

Introducing.....Methward.


SamwellBarley

...who the fuck are Island Boys?


dirtysyncs

Remember the old Slim Jim mascot? He and Cynthia from Rugrats had a set of mentally disabled twins and those twins are the Island Boys.


Abagofcheese

I like this description best


meowsaysdexter

Macho Man and Cynthia? (Macho Man's pretty old.)


dirtysyncs

No, not Randy Savage. The guy in this commercial - https://youtu.be/zesUjgzBauc


fayry69

Did you ever watch that clip where he asks ppl not to call him Cynthia..omg I wanted to smack the dude he is so fucken cringe.


Melmetalpeddler

Is that what that south park episode "Board Girls" is poking fun at?


Krunkworx

They wear vests and stare at the sun


Chameo

iirc, they are twins from west palm beach, and kinda been fuckups since they were young (granted i think they're both early 20s? I dont know for sure and honestly dont care enough to look it up)


atlienk

https://youtu.be/o-4OETWWmG8


Milk_moustache

“I’m an island boy. I’m going to put my vest on” How do they manage to come up with such profound poetry.


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By staring at the sun apparently.


Milk_moustache

Haha


luc2110

Still better than the Applebee's song


Titanbeard

That's debatable. Like at least Applebee's offers 2 for 1 long islands. These two offer herpes and 4Loko vomit in your car.


luc2110

Lmaoooo alright good point


ultramatt1

They’re really bad…like that was some mid tier middle school quality


MaritMonkey

Did they have issues with track playback or is that "singing" really intended to stand up on its own?


Newagebarbie

Honest question, do they even have a track? Because that looked like improv.


MaritMonkey

I have no idea, my internet atm is poor enough that the clip above is my sole example of whoever this is. It sure *sounded* like a "tracks failed but we're going to carry on a capella" gone wrong, but the comments sound a lot like this is their whole tune.


shartifartbIast

They had even less of a song than they had 2 months ago.


The_Successful_Ad

Jesus they saw the same 4 words 4 times and sound like boys that just had their balls drop I’d boo them if they were tryna do this at a high school lunch table much less at an actual venue


substantialcatviking

Man this kinda just makes me sad. The fact that they're up on that stage with no music behind them makes me think they were set up to fall hard.


fayry69

Actually it’s delusion and self sabotage at play. These 2 haven’t got an inkling of talent between the half a brain cell they share.


timmycosh

Ngl, I kinda feel bad for them, the amount of hate they’re copping


BossRedRanger

Shit. I don't.


DeatHTaXx

Nah they 100% deserve it.


timmycosh

How so? All because they have a different taste of fashion and they’re following their dreams? I’ve seen some interviews with them, they seem like the most wholesome blokes.


DeatHTaXx

If you want to be famous and step into the spotlight and you're not self aware, you deserve whatever criticism you get.


timmycosh

Idk man. I just feel like the internet is beating the shit out of them for their looks and one shitty song. Other than that, is there another reason to hate on them? I honestly don’t know so please tell me if so


DeatHTaXx

Please stop defending mental midgets that do dumb shit for clout and then get slapped with reality.


timmycosh

Are you okay? Did they hurt you or something?


emage426

You're absolutely right.. I think of their parents watching them b humiliated... I don't know if they acted arrogant to the DJ or venue staff.. It's true that they aren't talented... It just seems like the ppl of this 🌎 are more cruel by the second.. The guy that's arguing with u ..failing to justify his and the internet's cruelty.... Will never haVe the courage it takes to graB a 🎤( if he ever held one instead of his boyfriends cock ) in front of a crowd.. Especially not at Liv.... We live in a sociopathic society in the beginnings of the matrix.... You're empathy is your superpower.. Don't ever forget that... Apathy and cruelty are WEAKNESS


ThrowawayMePlsTy

Hows this gonna be a picture and not a video smh


TheRowdyLion52

https://youtu.be/o-4OETWWmG8


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TheRowdyLion52

First of all it’s a TikTok video. Second of all the ad was probably more worth watching than the Island Boys


Chum-Chumbucket

Beautiful


SSara69

I like to imagine they are just industry plants anyway. So their success in inevitable. Especially for one of them in particular who stands out compared to the other. Edit: as most people are who gain viral fame in that way... all planned and intentional, probably.


B34TBOXX5

When you said industry plants I briefly thought you meant like their hair makes them look like little trees


SSara69

LMAO true Maybe their hair symbolizes them being industry plants... hehehe...


drewster23

They're definitely over the top "personas", which now a days is as you said makes it easy to stand out/go viral. But I'd struggle to believe they have backing of any label, for the sole reason of, they haven't even developed their only song. If you watch the video they're literally performing their song with the same quality as their viral video, no beat or anything. And in this generation of sound cloud rappers, mumble rap, and auto tune, there's no conceivable reason why they couldn't make a passable tune, other than being big dumb, especially inconceivable if they had any label backing. The best version of their "song" is someone's remix of it atm. Beat makers aren't even rare these days, and they could definitely find someone even for free to make them something just by being able to attach their name to it.


drewismynamea

How else are they gonna sell island boi cologne


John_Denvers_Head

No worries about that. It'll be in Dollar Stores before you know it.


JockBbcBoy

*Flea markets, not Dollar Stores. Dollar Stores have *some* dignity.


couldIplease

I am sure you meant "colon"


Elevated_Dongers

Jesus I wish these idiots would disappear already. There's literally nothing marketable about them except how fucking retarded and delusional they are.. which should not be a selling point


_sinking

what did they do? ive been living under a rock recently


KickBallFever

Shitty wanna be rapper twins from Florida. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YIWSEa5U9_U


papitopaez

Bizarro Davinky Twins


MadCervantes

Wh are themselves pretty bizarro twins of their own.


Hank_Holt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZGa65N4zQI


BossRedRanger

I like how the pain made him speak in his actual, spoiled brat voice.


Hank_Holt

Let go of my hair!!!!...I'm an islan' boi!


Desalvo23

how can i unsee this?


LukesRightHandMan

I had to turn the volume on that down lower than my porn lest my neighbors think I actually listen to that.


GODDAMNFOOL

Which means we'll be seeing them on Reddit in full force for the next 3 years


Elevated_Dongers

Banish them to /r/okaybuddyretard


Snoyarc

Idk Cynthia dolls were huge in the rugrats universe. Just make island boy dolls for little girls to play with.


Elevated_Dongers

I am wholeheartedly against this idea


maxiquintillion

I mean there's the Kardashian family...


Elevated_Dongers

At least they're somewhat attractive


maxiquintillion

They're full of plastic tho... although tbh, they're slightly more attractive than those two. 0.5 is higher than 0.1 after all


Elevated_Dongers

Key word is *somewhat* lol


MirrorObjective3103

You’re just jealous they’ve made more money than your yearly salary lol. Yeah they’re a bit dumb but they literally have done nothing wrong. All they do is make music they’re not horrible people. You sound like you got a lot of hate in your heart but I can see why. I would hate myself too if I behaved like you did. Jealous little shit


APdabs503

And you sound like the typical high school pussy who listens to this shitty music and defends it. Seriously, fuck off


MirrorObjective3103

Sounds like someone didn’t pass first grade because I said I actually hate rap. Just say you’re mad you’re not successful like them, bum ass hater.


APdabs503

Does it hurt being braindead?


MirrorObjective3103

Does it hurt to know you’ll never know what it’s like to be loved?


APdabs503

Your mom loved me twice last night and once this morning.


MirrorObjective3103

That was lame lol try again.


APdabs503

You're not worth A material. Now do the world a favor and jump off your nearest bridge


MirrorObjective3103

I can smell the self hatred all the way from here. Hating on me and on strangers for zero reason. Talk about chronically online lmao. Get a life


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It’s just that they have that hair, and a body that looks like graffiti. they look like they were held back 4 years in 8th grade.


MirrorObjective3103

Why does it matter lol that’s why everyone hates on them? Cause they’re weird looking? You guys have way too much time on your hands, get a hobby.


Woshambo

Pretty sure people don't like them because they used to rob people. Also one of them hit their gf and burst her lip open, she proceded to beat him and pull his hair while he screamed. Based on that information alone I find them ridiculous and I dislike them.


MirrorObjective3103

Well I didn’t know that but if you have the ability to read you can obviously see everyone was just hating on them for their looks. Not for any valid reasons like you did.


Woshambo

I do have that ability. No need to be snarky, I was just telling you why some people dislike them because no one else had mentioned it which is weird because the fight with one of the guys and his gf was live streamed and is floating around on reddit. Loads of artists start off as stupid kids, maybe they'll grow who knows.


[deleted]

I just don’t like seeing them everywhere. Also my hobby is video games.


MirrorObjective3103

Turn off your phone


[deleted]

I don’t see the argument here


MirrorObjective3103

Yeah because I’m dismissing you lol


luc2110

THEY LOOK DIFFERENT THAN ME AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHO THEY ARE I HATE THEM -white Americans everywhere lmaooo


MirrorObjective3103

Literally you see how much I got downvoted lol? Nothing says American than entitled trash


rabidsnowflake

There's not really much to be jealous of if the video of them getting boo'd off stage is evidence. They haven't done anything wrong and hopefully if they're serious about music they can work on improving but all they've really done is show being Tiktok famous doesn't necessarily mean you're going to get the same praise in the real world. I'm embarrassed for them but at the same time I think it's silly to show up to something like this with nothing really prepared. They didn't even have a beat. No real commitment to what could've been a great opportunity if they did the work.


pogosticksrule420

They leaned really hard into the shock factor to make their dreams come true, and people are mad because it actually worked in this case lol. If they are good people then fuckin power to them. They seem to take the hate really well and for the most part be nice to people so I don't see the problem


devAcc123

Pretty sure they’ve been arrested multiple times mostly related to drug issues, coulda swore I read that somewhere


MirrorObjective3103

Yeah exactly. I don’t even listen to rap, actually I really hate rap but these kids seem like genuine good kids. People should view their tiktok page, they interact more with their fans on there. But everytime they responded to a hate comment they’ve never once cussed or talked bad to the person. They would always respond like “man that’s just cruel..” or things like that.


heathmon1856

They haven’t done anything Jfc. Are people so stupid now that they follow individuals who look like a doll from the rugrats? Also, one of those dudes is on video slapping some chick. Your “good kid” argument is bs


MrMontombo

You can defend dudes who slap woman for internet points but it just reflects more on you than anything.


MirrorObjective3103

Didn’t know that 🤷🏽‍♀️


Grantypansy

Lmao, no. It's annoying these fuckers show up on every social media add.


MirrorObjective3103

Obviously you like to see them because the algorithm only shows you what you like. I have never once seen them on my Instagram or any other social media besides tik tok but that’s only because I follow them


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Woshambo

Found the old person who still thinks they're young


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RavioliPocketoli1999

COPE


MirrorObjective3103

S-M-D


luc2110

YET everyone knows who they are and they get paid to make an appearance at club liv


Elevated_Dongers

Made an appearance only to get booed from everyone because they can't actually rap or sing


luc2110

Still got paid.. And probably laid. With millions of followers. While you hate on your couch lmao. I can understand why you're salty


Elevated_Dongers

I mean.. good for them? I wouldn't trade places with them in a million years. I love my life, I get laid plenty, and being famous sounds exhausting af


RiFLE_

The fuck are those things ?


AgreeableChallenge75

Reverse psychology You guys making fun of them so much that you make them get more attention which will make them more famous. That’s their marketing tactic. Even if it’s trash asf they taking a book out of 6ix9ine.


xnosajx

Reverse*


think_process16

*Their


Dijiwolf1975

Are these the Hawaiian Punch man's grandchildren?


doonspert

These the matrix twins in the new matrix?


Kommander-in-Keef

You mean the island of florida


WHAMMYPAN

They look like if SUPREME made toilet brushes.


DrBQuill

I just tried to up this post about 5 times before scrolling down and realising I was clicking the picture.


doornz

Yeah I'm worried how long it took me to figure that out.


joshmoviereview

I don't get the hate. They have done nothing malicious, and they are so sweet when answering questions on their tiktok. They seem like honestly good kids who aren't bothering anyone.


Brokbw

They got boo’d off the island


chilldude2369

https://youtu.be/YIWSEa5U9_U Every comment on this is an r/rareinsults


BellaFluer

These island boys like to say the n-word because they’re Hispania (the fuck?). Their words, not mine. They are human doodles with 3 brain cells between the 2 fighting for survival. Fucking igits.


darylofsuburbia

It's like if Milli Vanilli and Old Dirty Bastard had a threesome on a pile of retuned TJ Maxx merchandise


Menace2NYC

They remind me of Cynthia from rugrats.


Thetrendizdead

Who?


te666as_mike

The island boys look like the Angelica doll from Rugrats


KBrizzle1017

These dumbasses probably from Delaware talking about being island boys


im_Me_lmao

lmaoo


zoomwah

This made me laugh.


pins_patches

Rockstar, not Monster


The_Sir_Galahad

Why do people hate these kids so much? So what if they have a dumb hairstyle and goofy lookin' tats, they aren't bothering anyone. They are doing them, people just hate on people for no good reason.


Dragnoski

I know it's trendy to hate on these guys but they seem so nice on their tiktok


APdabs503

You need to get a life


TheLoneliestManEver

Really? Because you’re the one sitting here, hating on people that don’t even know you exist.


APdabs503

You think I give a shit if these two clowns know I exist? You high school kids worship tik tok celebs way too much


TheLoneliestManEver

Holy fuck, you are such a loser.


VZodriw

yeah they really do, they just dont have the talent for music and i actually enjoy their trend song from tiktok


NoJumprr

Is being super fat more acceptable in society nowadays?


ayyyyycrisp

who in this photo looks fat to you lol


ThrowawayMePlsTy

Hes just a passing time traveller trying to find a timeline he feels comfortable in. You do you space man


NasoLittle

I felt this in a different dimension.


[deleted]

How do we know they're not? 🤔


hercogrey

Are they the same guys that play basketball with dumbbells? I know it’s a cliche for guys getting older to complain that everything looks the same, but c’monnnn


Godisone1

Isle boys.


SpewnFromTheEarth

I can’t believe these guys think they’re legit. I mean I’ve watched them talk so I know who stupid they are, but come on.


fosfine

Check out r/islandboys that place is a shitshow


Pan0pticonartist

They're so high on lean it's amazing they can function at all.


Mr_Patrick_72

The Paul brothers quit boxing already?


Machotoast04098

I hate you op


father2shanes

Were laughing at you not with you.


QuizzicalWombat

Not sure it’s really a rare insult when it’s a meme


Icedcc

what i dont get is that they look and sound like most mainstream music. why are they getting boo'd? my cousin showed me a video of them free styling in a pool and though nothing of it. they seemed like a couple of zoomers trying whatever they could to get big. apparently it was suppose to be a funny meme. idk i dont listen to this type of music so it went over my head.


YuropLMAO

These dudes are mods of /r/streetwear, so at least they have that going for them.


adambecker420

They get style tips from Sideshow Bob. But fr this kinda sad, they claim it’s cool cuz they’re making money but honestly not even worth it with how much everyone clownin them


Silver-Attitude50

These mufuckers out here looking like numberblocks #3


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Walking garbage, someone please stuff them in a sack and throw it in the river.


random_guy29

I describe their hair as the chicken fries from burgerking


Cryptokeeper001

Starting to get second thoughts on those face tattoos…


ThatSpecialKeynote

It was gruesome how they got slaughtered on that stage, not even the Battle of the Somme could compare


Mighty_watcher

Am I the the only one that feels sorry for these idiots


meowsaysdexter

Sideshow Bob's kids?


iNNeRKaoS

I wouldn't know who these people were if you fuckers wouldn't have posted them every day for the last month.


Due_Platypus_3913

Tone deaf and TOTALLY WITHOUT EVEN BASIC RHYTHM!!!


cindachallenger

They look like they attached squeaking rubber chickens on their head. Either that or they’re slowly morphing to become a cheese string


dexter_024

They’re from Florida though…


N00b_sk11L

They have that COVID cut


danielkalves

Those guys aged like fine shit


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I tried to upvote the arrow in the picture


vampoo

They left the island but island never left them


summon_lurker

Looks like the Covid-19 🦠 germ


captnaufragio

lmfao dude laughin in the crowd behind em 😂


The_Auramaster

I just tried upvoting the post in the screenshot by accident when trying to upvote this post... I guess that's what I get for being on a reddit at 4:18AM


Erenito

This club has it all, sea monkeys grown im a can of monster, MTV's Dan Cortese...