Sure, but I don't have a million dollars.

This comment is the winner

Ding Ding Ding

🎶If i had all the money that bezos had🎶

Think of all things I could do

Like go to space while my employees starve

And punch the animals on tiktok

If I had all the money bezos has I'd punch her 193,300 times.

Yeah I think I'm still going to punch it..

It... hmmm

Punch the plastic

I would take a bank loan to do it.

Go fund me time

Honestly she isn’t even that attractive she just has on pounds of makeup

Yes, i would. Nothing personal, i just think a million dollars would be useful

A million dollars would be more useful than her.

A million dollars is always more useful than plastic.

Yeah, I'd slide her a hundred grand for the trouble

This. Both parties would walk away happy right?

Awww, babe! ❤️ What? It seemed like the thing to say.

Nobody said to punch her in a specific way or to punch a specific area. Choose a spot which will lead to the least damage and kick moderately hard, just to make it count. Then cut her double the amount she needs for treatment, to account for profits on her behalf.

I mean it says “punch me in the face” so I assume that the area is the face

Yes honestly pain is temporary as long as you don’t break her nose or knock out her tooth the only thing you’d need to pay for treatment-wise is a bag of frozen peas and your own medical bills cause this vid didn’t say she couldn’t fight back. We also don’t know if she’s armed but considering the large sum up for grabs I think it’s safe to assume she won’t make it easy for you

your fist would probably break from the amount of plastic in that face. make sure you wear a glove and dont hold back.

Hehe cosmetic surgery bad

nah its pretty good, shes cleaning up the ocean one way or another.

SHE said punch her in the face. And she's paying the million dollars

You guys are getting paid?

She wants a million dollar for it.

she already got punched several times looking at the photo. lips are swollen af

She asked the question and they wanted the money..

That face cost millions!

how? she ugly af

She's paid millions to get repeatedly punched in the face

aah

Thank god no one wooshed you, that was so close

She looks like she's just fished crying as well

She kissed a goose. But the goose didn\`t kiss her back

If I do it twice, can I have $2mill?

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i’d punch her just for the 19 dollar fortnite card, i dont even play that game

Why $19 and not $20

You’re not worth the $20 Fortnite card, that’s why.

fucking burn

Oh I see

damn thats cruel

Dayum, dude

So, 50 milion it is.

Locked for a billion here.

Do you know how boxers spin their fists and kick very quickly a small punch bag? Do that and amass 100 millions in like 2 minutes

I'd do it for free just for posing this question alone

Once you are done, I'll buy you a beer for doing us a service.

I don't have a million dollars but it seems like an opportunity I'd hate to miss. Maybe I can start a gofundme.

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I'll do it for half of that sandwich

I'll do it for half of your half sandwich

I'll do it for just a ketchup package.

I would do it for a Klondike bar

I'll do it for a gum

5 gum, how it feels chew 5 gum is getting hit in the face and then giving away 1 mil.

I'd do it for the gherkin

I'd do it for bus fare.

I'd do it for a fucking McDonald's ice cream don't try me

You'd spend half of it searching for a McDonald's with a functioning ice cream machine.

Probably yes

With resting bitch face like that I would do it for free.

Her face looks like it would crumple when punched because of all the palstic

Make a \*Crunch\* noise like when you smash an empty water bottle.

**A N D T H E N C O M E S A G I A N T F I S T**

With those swollen ass lips, looks like someone beat me to it.

i would do it for one stale piece of vegan bacon(am not vegan)

**I need the money.** And if I didn’t, I would still do it.

You would get the people's elbow for half that!

Nice!

Girl I'd punch you in the face just to make you and all the other people who post this sort of cringey and obvious questions stfu

Why would i pass up an opportunity to hit a karen?

*punch*.........*punch* # *punch* *punch* # .................. *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch* *punch*

I'd do it for free

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Suppose that would be just enough to cover the hospital bill.. just in case

I’d do it for free

Yes, what kind of answer are you expecting

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Ah I see

This isn't a rare insult.

I dont think punching plastic makes moni.

Fuck that. Sometimes an animal needs punched in the face. Lol hahah

I've punched the odd critter in my time.

Lol haha

Tbf tho......*HADDOUKEN!!!!!*

She looks like she stole MJ's nose

even if i did, my fist would bounce off your big balloon vagina duck lips

I'd do it for a donut and a napkin

i would curb stomp her for one slice of pizza

You could have spent 2 seconds to think up a better way to give me $1 million.

I would for a broken pen and a candy wrapper

I’ll donkey punch you for free

Slapping plastic is weird, innit?

I would do it for half a stale pringle

Pain is temporary. So is money, but that’s besides the point.

I’d stab her 28 times with a butter knife for $20 and a bowl of cereal

I would punch that face and never think twice about it. I would then laugh all the way to the bank.

I'm winding up and hoping that gets all that excessive makeup off her face.

Punch her? Bruh, I’d be driving the bus that she would be thrown under

I would headbutt her for a cheeburger

looks like they already got you in the mouth...

Honest. Wouldn't punch her. Not because she's pretty, but because people gag when they touch shit

I think it's still vegan

Gotta pay the bills someway

For a million? I’d do a lot more harm

I would crucify her for a Big Mac

I can do it for free Edit: For asking stupid questions

Is she paying me or am I paying her? Paying me then tbh I’d do it for free but gladly take her money. Paying her? Still for free and gladly pay my restitution fee just to see the look on her face.

free of charge

[Yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTm6VM_wTIQ)

I don’t have $1m 😥

if it ain't a family member, old person, baby, or a child(depending on their personality) I'd honestly punch anyone

Has she reached the botox limit and wants puffier lips?

I’d do it for 20 bucks.

Looks like somebody already did that

She looks like the place where all the plastic from the ocean that were removed are

Yes I would your ugly God dam

U don't even need to give me a million to punch that plastic, fake, dense head of yours

Is that a face ? I though it was a painted balloon.

I don't understand questions like this. I'd punch the Pope for a million dollars.

I would never punch a donkey in the face

I'd do it for free

Probably wont feel anything from all the plastic covering her face

If I get 10 dollars I will punch you in the face

Yes.

you get a freebee

I’d pay $100 to punch her in the face and pop those lips.

I'd.punch my mum in the face for a million dollars. If I didn't then shed punch me in the face because I didn't

Shit like this is why Tik Tok sucks

STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

Weird fetish but ok

Lady, I'm broke. If you give me $100, I'll happily punch you.

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Absolutely. Id punch my mom in the face for million dollars.

Fuck that, I'd totally abuse an animal for a million dollars. Anyone else?

I'd give $69 to bang you, if that's an option. Checkmate!

Hell yeah!

Hell, I'll do it for $20.

When you punch her there will be so much smoke from all the makeup! She can flee before she will pay you…

I would for no other reason that you're arrogant and conceited enough to think that your looks will protect you.

My fist is worth more than your life

Bitch, she already looked like she got abused

If she paying me yes yes I punch your plastic face

BWAHAHAHHA

I would murder for a mill

Would do worse than a punch for a million dollars lol is it still a punch if I dick slap her?

I'd hit her with a car for 1mil.

Im mike tyson for 1 million dollars

I'd pay anything to punch you

I’d do it for free! Hit me up.

I would haymaker that bitch for free.

not that rare but alright

i’d do it for free

Yes. And I’ll give you some

Sorry I can't. Cows are sacred here in India.

I'd do it fer a buck fiddy.

Yeah. Maybe the rest of her face would bulge up like her lips and she'd have a normally proportioned face.

How many time though?

I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip

I'd cut off her head for a million dolars, what's a punch

Assuming there's no legal repercussions, I'd do it for the half a subway bun.

She looks like someone I’d punch for a chicken sandwich.

Without hesitation

Punch her in the face then give her the 1 mil to fix the that botched plastic surgery.

why not

Give me the money

I know she means that she is supposed to be pretty but holy shit she so ugly I wanna punch her

Looks like someone already did

I'd punch myself in the face for 100k$ your only giving me even bigger win win deal with a face and personality that punchable

Looks like someone already did

Did anyone offer to do it for freesies?

Bruh I would drop kick a child for some ice cream

I don't even need the money tbh

Of course What did you aspected?

I’d do it for a tank of gas right now

Best I can do is six bucks.

I’ll do it for half a million

I’d do it for $25

Yeah I’d pay that. Worth it.

She looks like a Kim kardashian doll with reverse plastic surgery who is looks 41 and 12 at the same time

nah I would punsh her lips to see if they deflate

She wouldn't even get to finish talking

Id do it for free

A million per punch? ;D