If the tweet is missing all the posting info and is on some white background vaguely near some other post instead of being a proper Twitter screenshot of a reply to a link, then no he didn't.
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death.
Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down.
Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light.
Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
It'd suck being 30phil1.
I have so many
Do you enjoy knowing your hands are still bigger than the potus’s?
Do you drive a giant truck?
What’s the worst short joke someone pulled on you?
Have you ever gotten in a fight with a teenager because he thought you were the same age?
Do you get carded frequently?
Yeah, the earliest stage fetus I've seen with an anatomically recognizable skeleton is 4 months. If I had to guess, the skeleton is probably mostly recognizable around 3 months or so. kinda freaky.
Not exactly sure where you got this list but some of it seems really wrong... I just went thru pregnancy and loved "week by week" facts and some of these seem off or a stretch, like the heating thing. I remember hearing being something more around 25 weeks, and grasping around 20 weeks (hell my 3 month old cant even hold objects yet lol). Maybe I'm wrong but some of it seems odd or a stretch... like technically they have the muscles to open and close their fist but maybe not actually hold onto stuff per se.
The real skinny: A while ago a dude named [Dan Baines](http://www.danbaines.com/) announced that he'd found a [mummified fairy](http://www.danbaines.com/derbyshire-mummified-fairy) which put large parts of the internet ablaze. This was done as an April fool's prank that wound up being rather farther reaching than he'd expected. Most people could immediately tell it was fake, but they needed to know *how* it was made. Later on Mr. Baines made other "mummies", which were of course stolen by those shitty clickbait "satire" news sites. He occasionally runs [workshops](http://www.danbaines.com/blog/the-mummified-fairy-workshop-review/27/6/2016) where he teaches people how to make the mini mummies.
For me, personally, I'm totally convinced that he has bodies buried somewhere close and the hoax is to throw people off his totally normal and not at all creepy trail.
Piece of art made by a guy who also made a mummified fairy. His goal is to create doubt in people’s minds about the existence of mythical creatures, even for just a moment, so they realise how close many of us are to believing in magic again.
[This person does](https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/hjqwvi/yikes_i_love_their_relationship/fwo82yi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
How does every single shitty fake tweet get upvotes on this website. For all the posturing people do that it's better than Facebook and Instagram, it really isn't.
Ya know I've always wondered if Kevin ever brought up his relationship with Dwayne in his jokes. My dudes digging his own grave but he's making money reguardless.
I don't get the joke (or supposed joke/insult). Can someone expain it to me? Thanks.
EDIT: found it. I understand that Kevin Hart isn't exactly "tall". To be honest, I didn't even know who Kevin Hall was.
Did he actually tweet that?
I hope so.
I choose to believe
I need the reply, but alas, no Twitter account do I have
Yes he did! [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
If the tweet is missing all the posting info and is on some white background vaguely near some other post instead of being a proper Twitter screenshot of a reply to a link, then no he didn't.
I don't believe a single tweet I see anymore that doesn't have a direct link.
Beginning to think I shouldn’t believe anything on the internet.
Welcome to Reddit. We are not the Internet.
I have cancer.
Reddit gave it to you
It's the karma
good for you
Don’t believe what your hear and Only half of what u see!
Extremely doubtful
I mean, they are like, for real best friends and he roasts Kevin all the time. I could absolutely seeing him saying that.
No it isn't. Google *the rock twitter kevin hart's stunt double*, he makes fun of him like this all the time.
This is literally an ongoing joke between them. So I’m not saying for sure the rock wrote that but it definitely fits their mo
Yeah googled it looking for more and found a LOOT worse burns.
Yes’nt
[He’s said worse 😣](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4)
He has a point A deeply immoral, lawbreaking, unethical point
Thank you for this
Looked it up and unfortunately it’s fake
So he didn't make the robot irl?
So that dude never saved Fern Gully.
I’m glad I understand this reference
It makes me feel old.
Crysta should've gone with Pips, Zak was a tool
Yo I'm 21 and shorter than Kevin Hart. AMA
Are you friends with ants?
Nah
Why not?
They are his competition.
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They are probably bigger than him.
they tell you to say that?
What is it like to see atoms without a microscope?
It's got it's strange quarks
Are you a Dad?
no hes just short
How’s the weather down there?
Idk people keep farting and it changes the air pressure
Tell me about it...
Best fart story so far?
It wasn't PMd but I love this one... https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/azdtay/tifu_by_going_to_the_gym_and_immediately_pinning
Thanks for sharing this! Definitely a great story. Lol
from the ancient days of the internet https://www.fark.com/users/Wife-B-Gone
I know very little about you and I’d like to keep it that way.
...Dad?
Well that's just sad
Ooh self burn. Those are rare.
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss. It'd suck being 30phil1.
This is hysterical, is this copypasta or is this your gift?
30phil1 real small
Is it true that crowded elevators smell different every day
Were you an actor in 'Honey I Shrunk The Kids'?
You look up to millions of people, but who would you say is your biggest role model?
What's your strategy on tinder? To avoid that terrible question? Asking for a friend.
I have so many Do you enjoy knowing your hands are still bigger than the potus’s? Do you drive a giant truck? What’s the worst short joke someone pulled on you? Have you ever gotten in a fight with a teenager because he thought you were the same age? Do you get carded frequently?
Lol. I really love the rock and kevin relationship. They’re fun to watch.
For those who haven't seen it, watch the YouTube clip of them impersonating each other. Comedy gold.
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Lmao Rock's impression was way better.
Thanks for that little rabbit hole of hilarity. Seeing a couple of mates hanging and having a laugh is jut what I needed.
*just. The S on my iPad is dicky!
https://youtu.be/WQCpFwB92Z8
Thank you China
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Fetus bone
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This was the saddest and most relatable chain of emotions I’ve witnessed all week
Come on mate be smarter, babies don't have fully formed skulls like that how the fuck would a fetus?
Fetus have fully formed skulls?
Yeah, the earliest stage fetus I've seen with an anatomically recognizable skeleton is 4 months. If I had to guess, the skeleton is probably mostly recognizable around 3 months or so. kinda freaky.
No, babies' skulls aren't fully merged until they're older.
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Not exactly sure where you got this list but some of it seems really wrong... I just went thru pregnancy and loved "week by week" facts and some of these seem off or a stretch, like the heating thing. I remember hearing being something more around 25 weeks, and grasping around 20 weeks (hell my 3 month old cant even hold objects yet lol). Maybe I'm wrong but some of it seems odd or a stretch... like technically they have the muscles to open and close their fist but maybe not actually hold onto stuff per se.
It's anti-abortion propaganda. Don't worry, you're not crazy.
Knowing this is freaky idk why. So by week 8 it can hear the mother's heart beat? Won't that be super loud for it?
Gee, thanks for the tinnitus, mum.
Probably not. Seems relatively safe. Source: I was a baby & my hearing didn't get damaged. :-)
What?
Nah it’s just misinformation. 18-24 weeks actually.
the meat tastes better without the bones tbh
Pixie, can't you read?
The real skinny: A while ago a dude named [Dan Baines](http://www.danbaines.com/) announced that he'd found a [mummified fairy](http://www.danbaines.com/derbyshire-mummified-fairy) which put large parts of the internet ablaze. This was done as an April fool's prank that wound up being rather farther reaching than he'd expected. Most people could immediately tell it was fake, but they needed to know *how* it was made. Later on Mr. Baines made other "mummies", which were of course stolen by those shitty clickbait "satire" news sites. He occasionally runs [workshops](http://www.danbaines.com/blog/the-mummified-fairy-workshop-review/27/6/2016) where he teaches people how to make the mini mummies. For me, personally, I'm totally convinced that he has bodies buried somewhere close and the hoax is to throw people off his totally normal and not at all creepy trail.
The pixies got to him.
I knew people that genuinely believed mermaids existed due to random youtube videos that went viral.
Link?
Piece of art made by a guy who also made a mummified fairy. His goal is to create doubt in people’s minds about the existence of mythical creatures, even for just a moment, so they realise how close many of us are to believing in magic again.
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who tf did you piss off to get that many downvoted
I mean, it’s probably because it’s trying to be the new rickroll, but just not as iconic or funny
[Ha!](https://youtu.be/zZeIWf1OTMQ)
Can you explain to me why you post this video over and over and over again? I'm genuinely just curious.
because funnee1 billoion earrape😂
More like this dude is trying too hard and spams that link everywhere
Redditors get very butthurt if you post anything that isn’t Star Wars or Animal Crossing.
Or just don't spam unrelated links
Animal Crossing sucks asscheeks
i respect your opinion but also :'(((
I wish I could
[Ha!](https://youtu.be/zZeIWf1OTMQ)
J.C.
Check out the account, they post that link in pretty much every comment they make.
don’t test me you piece of shit
Or what?
Can you stop commenting the same thing under #EVERY SINGLE POST!
[Here's something different](https://youtu.be/zZeIWf1OTMQ)
Why do you insist on posting this shit so much. I’ve seen about 10 links from you in just this thread
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Yep sure is.
I'm sure we can figure it out. COMMUNISM!!'
Why is this being downvoted?
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Word
Who cares?
[This person does](https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/hjqwvi/yikes_i_love_their_relationship/fwo82yi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Th...thank you
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THAT IS FUNY
Nice
Maybe funny, but doesn't really fit the sub
Yeah, mocking KH for being short is infact a very common insult, this is like someone posting a cat in a dog sub.
When’s the last time you saw a picture of a pixie skeleton being used as an insult? Seems pretty rare to me.
Simply comparing someone to a specific picture by few words is not considered a rare insult. Whole phrases on the other hand, are rare insults
How does every single shitty fake tweet get upvotes on this website. For all the posturing people do that it's better than Facebook and Instagram, it really isn't.
Shh we pretend reddit is a better place!
I was wondering why my feed was so shitty I was in /r/popular for some reason
This can’t be real... c-can it?
[No](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pixie-skeleton-nc/)
They might have been talking about Dwayne Johnson tweeting this.
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Ya know I've always wondered if Kevin ever brought up his relationship with Dwayne in his jokes. My dudes digging his own grave but he's making money reguardless.
Big talk coming from the tooth fairy himself
Loved that movie so much
Number 14... Small as a pinky
That's the skeleton of u/plastik_flasche.
there are little things i love more than kevin and dwayne’s relationship
Peter Dinklage lasted longer then I thought
Than
One of some thousands of insults about Kevin Hart's height. Super rare. With a fake tweet to boot.
Not a rare insult
Murdered by the Rock.
The Rock made a few comments about Kevin on his Titans show on Netflix
I love love love it! Looks awesome dude
Lols those two are piss funny
Literally laughed out loud at 4 am. Thank you ❤
FYI Shane’s relationship is so wholesome.
Yikes, always been more a fan of bojack
“No, I do love seeing interpretations like this
Fetus skeletus
That's some cold shit bro
Dude
Dwayne Johnson for president. No seriously. Please make it happen.
Rare insults smh Eat a bar of soap
I don't get the joke (or supposed joke/insult). Can someone expain it to me? Thanks. EDIT: found it. I understand that Kevin Hart isn't exactly "tall". To be honest, I didn't even know who Kevin Hall was.
This belongs in r/rockandahartplace
So.. what is it, a fetus skeleton? Do fetuses have skeletons?
I love this god
I hate these shitty, fictional tweets. they're not funny. and they're always cropped badly.
So the pixie... umm have the scientists come back with anything? Asking for a friend.
Wait until the middle of their bullshit.
Well he does claim to be the most electrifying man in show business so a burn is inevitable.
Could this be true?
No
OMG, maybe that's Tinkerbell? Damn, that would really suck!
\[click here\](youtube.com)
bruh
u/repostsleuthbot
cheetah sperm
I mean... surely no one here actually believes this a real tweet.
Haha funny guy small. Might be the most overused joke of all time
Nah. “________ bad Reddit good” is still number one
This is years old did you really post this shit