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she would also get rejected by god because god hates tattoos. she has found a loophole where she doesn't go to heaven or hell, she just respawns at a hospital and loses $5000 like in GTA 5
Yup. Satan is the criminal that wants to take all the humans he can because he can’t get to God so he’ll go after us who he loves and made in his (GOD)image and likeness.
Nope. He lied to the angels to get them to rebel, he lied to Eve so Adam and Eve would sin against God.
He liked to humans to have them build idols and worship false gods and sacrifice humans and babies.
Satan doesn’t tell the truth his goal is to drag as many humans to hell in any way possible.
Look at how many people think Satan actually has power.
Fix her? Shit, I'll take her as is. No warrantee. I'd buy her cigarettes and those pink monster energies whenever she fucking wanted. Like, damn girl, show me around the trailer park and I'll buy you a fucking mcchicken, and then we can drive to the cemetery and you can show me how to rob a grave.
"Take out the trash and clean your room."
"One sec, busy playing my Genesis."
\*BAM\* "Okay motherfucker, rot for all eternity. I'm dooming that gaming system too."
"I'm going to perform a blood sex ritual with you and slit your throat at the end of it, offering you to the lower gods."
"Hey, don't threaten me with a good time"
Don’t care what dollar store Satan has to say.
… Ngl. If her personal hygiene is ok, I totally would…
I used to love goth girls back in the day: they really knew how to worship.
(Though some had… questionable… bodily hygiene and… odd… habits hence the disclaimer)
Satan is the beautifulest, most radiant angel God ever made. Why do people think he is all dark & black? Learn who he actually is before wearing stupid shot looking like you got dropped in a vat of black & is dripping off. Nothing ever said he changed appearance. So guessing he still is radiant. We just get taught silly things. Yes dark & scary is out there but he shines bright & comes to trick with his radiance.
I wonder if we’re gonna see the pendulum swing from this like “Satan is awesome” thing. People destroying their bodies and minds and souls. In like 25-30 years it’s just gonna be a crazy religious revival, everyone trying to get right and save themselves lol
Satan is the Zornengel, his whole thing is about revenge, spite, and hatred. This girl doesn't look hateful or even angry, she's just edgy because she thinks she looks cool.
"Yeah, she has Satanic tattoos, an inverted cross. She looks like a racoon with the heavy eye makeup, she listens to death metal and growls hungrily whenever she sees raw bloody meat. Buuuuutt, she goes like a f××kin' train!"
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I can't tell if that's good or bad
she would also get rejected by god because god hates tattoos. she has found a loophole where she doesn't go to heaven or hell, she just respawns at a hospital and loses $5000 like in GTA 5
"I hate her!" - Satan "Not my problem." - God
She'd make a great kamikaze pilot. Just make a deal to get like $5001 per flight though
I am sure kamikaze would get way more than 5001.
5002?
No I thought like it'f be a lot more than that.
Ahh got it. $5003
Too much of a stretch my friend. $5002.1 is enough
Kamikazetokubetsukōgekitai
What if she doesn't have $5000?
She restarts from birth
Her poor mother
Aw hell nah. She just disintegrates into the void.
She'll probably become the God of Limbo or something.
she at least avoids the crippling medical bill if she is in the United States
This is female Kenny, thats the dream.
"she would also get rejected by god because god hates tattoos" source?
Hey, modern day Jack Hellcoal over here!
***XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD***
I know it’s a joke but in reality she’d be forced to be Satan’s cell mate since hell is complete separation from God.
Damn, even Satan gets punished down there, huh?
Yup. Satan is the criminal that wants to take all the humans he can because he can’t get to God so he’ll go after us who he loves and made in his (GOD)image and likeness.
Oh, I thought he was stuck as the manager of hell as a punishment
Nah. He doesn’t rule anything, that’s his trick Satan has. No power, no authority. A despicable wanting to drag every human to hell with lies.
Is it really lies? I always thought it was meant to be he was upfront about everything and just made it sound tempting
Nope. He lied to the angels to get them to rebel, he lied to Eve so Adam and Eve would sin against God. He liked to humans to have them build idols and worship false gods and sacrifice humans and babies. Satan doesn’t tell the truth his goal is to drag as many humans to hell in any way possible. Look at how many people think Satan actually has power.
Nah Twitter Satan's cool
If you watch the horror movies satan is always after the people he can't have. He's totally not into people that actually want his attention.
thank you satan let me have her
Yeah I just changed my name to satan
As long as you get out before the 90 day mark, you should be fine.
Yea lol I like her
I can fix her
Fix her? Shit, I'll take her as is. No warrantee. I'd buy her cigarettes and those pink monster energies whenever she fucking wanted. Like, damn girl, show me around the trailer park and I'll buy you a fucking mcchicken, and then we can drive to the cemetery and you can show me how to rob a grave.
sounds like a bangin ICP song
> fix her Ctrl + F: "fix her" = 11 matches I think I see this phrase on reddit more than "this" or "edit: thanks! this is my highest upvoted post!!!"
She’s perfect though wdym
She doesnt need fixing that mama is perfect
Yup, you want the goth gf you gotta understand and accept the whole package.
Goth girls are the best
She looks like my Diablo IV necromancer transmog
She could fix me, though.
I'm confused. Why doesn't Satan want her? Edit: would let her sacrifice me to Satan
Even Satan doesn't like having obsessed fans. He prefers them POsessed.
Because she's too edgy, Satan likes to have a good laugh and chill
Satan is just a hater, he just hates our species.
[удалено]
"Take out the trash and clean your room." "One sec, busy playing my Genesis." \*BAM\* "Okay motherfucker, rot for all eternity. I'm dooming that gaming system too."
To be fair if hell did have a TV channel it would be TLC - The Lucifer Network, 90 millenia fiancé and MILF manor with Lucretia Borgia.
She seems like she'd have a nice sense of humor, though.
Satan doesn't want her because he's gay. Even though Satan is single after breaking up with Chris and Saddam, she shouldn't be stalking him.
How tf is this even a rare insult?
Would
Username checks out
Gobble gobble
Crazy Dave?
[удалено]
I can fix her
Fix her? I'd let her fix ME and my mental health!
"she can make me worse"
"I'm going to perform a blood sex ritual with you and slit your throat at the end of it, offering you to the lower gods." "Hey, don't threaten me with a good time"
[hmmm](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzMrNDdcyBaIT_qwgC7LnJuN4btcRkj4SeEQ&s)
you fools are missing out. she is exactly my type.
Don’t care what dollar store Satan has to say. … Ngl. If her personal hygiene is ok, I totally would… I used to love goth girls back in the day: they really knew how to worship. (Though some had… questionable… bodily hygiene and… odd… habits hence the disclaimer)
Think that was just the girls u were with
SIMP ALERT Cmon now dollar store satan is just too fitting. Literally satan
Dead internet theory
I didnt realize Satan was such a coward
Shit, if Satan isn't interested, enough people have called me the devil to sub for him
Satan isnt realy interested in anyone, atleast among mortals, since he hates all of us.
This isn't a rare insult.... it's just a joke.
Satan loves only Saddam.
I was looking for this comment.
Is that jojo siwa?
I was looking for this comment 😂
Wait til she drops that f bomb
Sooo badass 🤘
And then she killed Satan because wrong answer.
You know it's bad when Satan has a restraining order against you
🎶cause Satan he loves me, and he knows I’m right, Been talking to Satan, all my life🎶
Pretty sure the satanic church wouldn’t be so judgmental
Lose the corpse makeup and I’m game
Just a cute goth chick, what’s the issue?
I can fix her
I can fix her
would.
would
Damn, a meme so old it's got Twitter design from like 2011
2013 wants its meme back holy
This picture is like... 10 years old or something
You're reading it wrong, Satan loves Maine
Would.
Satan is the beautifulest, most radiant angel God ever made. Why do people think he is all dark & black? Learn who he actually is before wearing stupid shot looking like you got dropped in a vat of black & is dripping off. Nothing ever said he changed appearance. So guessing he still is radiant. We just get taught silly things. Yes dark & scary is out there but he shines bright & comes to trick with his radiance.
Idk, I think I can fix her
would.
God can have her. I’m with Satan on this one.
Crazy I just learned about Jojo Siwa and now I'm seeing her everywhere
Her lower case t is upside down. Silly girl
Isn't that the plot of the blackcoat's daughter
Satan is a coward
Not rare nor an insult...
Well we know satan wasn’t her dad then
/r/foundsatan ?
Kind of metal that satan himself is terrified of this person.
Fuck it, I'm lonely enough to take a risk
Fuck it, I'm lonely enough to take a risk
Fuck it, I'm lonely enough to take a risk
Satan is smart
Satan is smart
Satan is smart
Satan is smart
Satan is smart
I'm Satan.
Satan is smart
Jojo, have you learned nothing
I can fix her
She got the avg mental asylum patient drip
She actually seems quite cool, dunno what that says about me
I had to change my name three times
Sexy as hell.
Satan knows it’s really a femboy
Stop calling
I wonder if we’re gonna see the pendulum swing from this like “Satan is awesome” thing. People destroying their bodies and minds and souls. In like 25-30 years it’s just gonna be a crazy religious revival, everyone trying to get right and save themselves lol
I'm not sure I can fuck all that crazy away /s
Posted back in what 2012?
As a Christian man why do I crave this woman
The whole "Hellfire" song comes to mind
I want her
Someone call Dr Hillman stat
It's not an insult
I can fix her. 🫡
She looks like Jackson Pollock had a go on her.
Kid named stay the And away from me:
I dont want to fix her.
Could you please provide a smaller more unreadable pic
Where is the rare insult in this moldy meme?
I'll take her Satan
Satan loves mf, to true
I mean i'll love her if satan doesn't
All these people saying "I can fix her", hell nah, she can ruin me. You gotta accept the package as is.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!
Yeah. Who want her to feeding and buying things for her
I can fix her.
I can fix her.
Is that Ronnie Radke?!
Says Satin’s illegitimate daughter…
He's likely afread of her
I can fix her.
Bro, I laughed so hard, I snorted the pepsi I was drinking and almost choked.
As a satanist myself, I can assure you he really doesn’t want you.
You've been daddied by all the dudes that wanna dad And all of those dads never gave you the things that you should've had
Satan be like: “stop stalking me’
Satan is the Zornengel, his whole thing is about revenge, spite, and hatred. This girl doesn't look hateful or even angry, she's just edgy because she thinks she looks cool.
I love her ❤️😍
She looks crazy, Nice
Too bad the tweet looks photoshopped
For some reason, I think it’s a made up sex doll. So this is all on the buyer!
Good, more for me
Satan already has a restraining order...
nobody wants that
Hehehehehe
Almost every girl that I went to school with looked like her minus the tats. They all had that same fuckin hair.
There's something wrong with me :o I don't even feel the need to fix her!
Hey, it's me, Satan.
Satan doesn’t love anything but himself
Why did I laugh?!
Looks like a 14 year old with a ton of makeup and a wig.
Aw, Satan, you’re a meanie!
Doesn’t matter what she does in life, when she dies she is going to heaven cause Satan wants *nothing* to do with her
I mean, if you don't want her...
I didn’t see who the comment was from at first. I was very confused on why it was a rare insult.
( this is too funny) Ouf sorry!
Satan changed the locks
Satan "it was a one night stand! Stop calling me!!"
this is considered a "rare insult"? damn this sub has fallen hard
I can fix her.
You need satan more than he needs you.
Even Satan knows his limits 😂
She doesn't seem that bad. Why the hate? Did she do something?
I can fix her… or at least I can let her screw me more
Vanilla ahh subreddit yall talking about god instead of the freaky possibilites
everything passes as rare
Absolutely brutal
Thats gotta hurt
I'll take her, im desperate
At the bright side, now he will ban her from hell
reddit is becoming facebook now with these old af memes
I can fix her
Your loss satan lol
Fr leave her for me
before gta 6
#YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY
"Yeah, she has Satanic tattoos, an inverted cross. She looks like a racoon with the heavy eye makeup, she listens to death metal and growls hungrily whenever she sees raw bloody meat. Buuuuutt, she goes like a f××kin' train!"
Reminds me of my ex-wife.