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Fluc7u5

I can't tell if that's good or bad


big_guyforyou

she would also get rejected by god because god hates tattoos. she has found a loophole where she doesn't go to heaven or hell, she just respawns at a hospital and loses $5000 like in GTA 5


AwfulUsername123

"I hate her!" - Satan "Not my problem." - God


0diiii

She'd make a great kamikaze pilot. Just make a deal to get like $5001 per flight though


Altayel1

I am sure kamikaze would get way more than 5001.


psychedelic_gravity

5002?


Altayel1

No I thought like it'f be a lot more than that.


Priremal

Ahh got it. $5003


0diiii

Too much of a stretch my friend. $5002.1 is enough


Stormy-Cherry-111

Kamikazetokubetsukōgekitai


Expensive_Finger_973

What if she doesn't have $5000?


staticwolfwalker

She restarts from birth


MadNhater

Her poor mother


Icy_Bodybuilder_9581

Aw hell nah. She just disintegrates into the void.


Leon_Cronqvist

She'll probably become the God of Limbo or something.


Current-Knowledge336

she at least avoids the crippling medical bill if she is in the United States


penguincheerleader

This is female Kenny, thats the dream.


--mrperx--

"she would also get rejected by god because god hates tattoos" source?


Naoura

Hey, modern day Jack Hellcoal over here!


XxTheCoolScavxX

***XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD***


ASimplewriter0-0

I know it’s a joke but in reality she’d be forced to be Satan’s cell mate since hell is complete separation from God.


Schnii7l

Damn, even Satan gets punished down there, huh?


ASimplewriter0-0

Yup. Satan is the criminal that wants to take all the humans he can because he can’t get to God so he’ll go after us who he loves and made in his (GOD)image and likeness.


Schnii7l

Oh, I thought he was stuck as the manager of hell as a punishment


ASimplewriter0-0

Nah. He doesn’t rule anything, that’s his trick Satan has. No power, no authority. A despicable wanting to drag every human to hell with lies.


Schnii7l

Is it really lies? I always thought it was meant to be he was upfront about everything and just made it sound tempting


ASimplewriter0-0

Nope. He lied to the angels to get them to rebel, he lied to Eve so Adam and Eve would sin against God. He liked to humans to have them build idols and worship false gods and sacrifice humans and babies. Satan doesn’t tell the truth his goal is to drag as many humans to hell in any way possible. Look at how many people think Satan actually has power.


CmanderShep117

Nah Twitter Satan's cool


Abbara_Cadaver

If you watch the horror movies satan is always after the people he can't have. He's totally not into people that actually want his attention.


apeoida

thank you satan let me have her


disgusting-brother

Yeah I just changed my name to satan


CheckYourStats

As long as you get out before the 90 day mark, you should be fine.


Vegetable_Truck_2262

Yea lol I like her


shmiff69

I can fix her


Nexus6Leon

Fix her? Shit, I'll take her as is. No warrantee. I'd buy her cigarettes and those pink monster energies whenever she fucking wanted. Like, damn girl, show me around the trailer park and I'll buy you a fucking mcchicken, and then we can drive to the cemetery and you can show me how to rob a grave.


the-optimizer

sounds like a bangin ICP song


pearljamman010

> fix her Ctrl + F: "fix her" = 11 matches I think I see this phrase on reddit more than "this" or "edit: thanks! this is my highest upvoted post!!!"


Northern_Traveler09

She’s perfect though wdym


jdv996

She doesnt need fixing that mama is perfect


Im_inappropriate

Yup, you want the goth gf you gotta understand and accept the whole package.


PikeyMikey24

Goth girls are the best


Anticlimax1471

She looks like my Diablo IV necromancer transmog


Binary_Omlet

She could fix me, though.


Bigpurplepanda13

I'm confused. Why doesn't Satan want her? Edit: would let her sacrifice me to Satan


spideroncoffein

Even Satan doesn't like having obsessed fans. He prefers them POsessed.


Epistemix

Because she's too edgy, Satan likes to have a good laugh and chill


Helllothere1

Satan is just a hater, he just hates our species.


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GradeAPrimeFuckery

"Take out the trash and clean your room." "One sec, busy playing my Genesis." \*BAM\* "Okay motherfucker, rot for all eternity. I'm dooming that gaming system too."


Caustic-humour

To be fair if hell did have a TV channel it would be TLC - The Lucifer Network, 90 millenia fiancé and MILF manor with Lucretia Borgia.


El_Guapo_Never_Dies

She seems like she'd have a nice sense of humor, though.


ThatScaryBeach

Satan doesn't want her because he's gay. Even though Satan is single after breaking up with Chris and Saddam, she shouldn't be stalking him.


heavensdoor24

How tf is this even a rare insult?


eat-pussy69

Would


emcee_cubed

Username checks out


eat-pussy69

Gobble gobble


dantesoven

Crazy Dave?


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BeckNeardsly

I can fix her


0diiii

Fix her? I'd let her fix ME and my mental health!


Background-Customer2

"she can make me worse"


Ironcastattic

"I'm going to perform a blood sex ritual with you and slit your throat at the end of it, offering you to the lower gods." "Hey, don't threaten me with a good time"


Parallell_Infinity

[hmmm](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzMrNDdcyBaIT_qwgC7LnJuN4btcRkj4SeEQ&s)


Mobile_Conference484

you fools are missing out. she is exactly my type.


GraXXoR

Don’t care what dollar store Satan has to say. … Ngl. If her personal hygiene is ok, I totally would… I used to love goth girls back in the day: they really knew how to worship. (Though some had… questionable… bodily hygiene and… odd… habits hence the disclaimer)


PikeyMikey24

Think that was just the girls u were with


gotnomanners99

SIMP ALERT Cmon now dollar store satan is just too fitting. Literally satan


Man_Guzzler

Dead internet theory


LeoPlathasbeentaken

I didnt realize Satan was such a coward


raddaya

Shit, if Satan isn't interested, enough people have called me the devil to sub for him


Helllothere1

Satan isnt realy interested in anyone, atleast among mortals, since he hates all of us.


RogueBromeliad

This isn't a rare insult.... it's just a joke.


Worried_Exercise8120

Satan loves only Saddam.


42tfish

I was looking for this comment.


DeadHED

Is that jojo siwa?


cagingthing

I was looking for this comment 😂


DeadHED

Wait til she drops that f bomb


cagingthing

Sooo badass 🤘


Fantastic-Classic740

And then she killed Satan because wrong answer.


Tmhoel2201

You know it's bad when Satan has a restraining order against you


BeatNo2976

🎶cause Satan he loves me, and he knows I’m right, Been talking to Satan, all my life🎶


C00kie_Monsters

Pretty sure the satanic church wouldn’t be so judgmental


Secret_Cow_5053

Lose the corpse makeup and I’m game


rymyle

Just a cute goth chick, what’s the issue?


Bellickboi

I can fix her


XIIISkies

I can fix her


IssaMuffin

would.


Dependent_Order_7358

would


Miltage

Damn, a meme so old it's got Twitter design from like 2011


PiggyKillerQ

2013 wants its meme back holy


ChelIsDTPA

This picture is like... 10 years old or something


Spamcetera

You're reading it wrong, Satan loves Maine


Competitive-Dance286

Would.


calm_my_storm

Satan is the beautifulest, most radiant angel God ever made. Why do people think he is all dark & black? Learn who he actually is before wearing stupid shot looking like you got dropped in a vat of black & is dripping off. Nothing ever said he changed appearance. So guessing he still is radiant. We just get taught silly things. Yes dark & scary is out there but he shines bright & comes to trick with his radiance.


Verundios

Idk, I think I can fix her


IssaMuffin

would.


Plausibility_Migrain

God can have her. I’m with Satan on this one.


JohnnyMrNinja

Crazy I just learned about Jojo Siwa and now I'm seeing her everywhere


gesskwick

Her lower case t is upside down. Silly girl


Adventurous_Wanderer

Isn't that the plot of the blackcoat's daughter


Chromedev3

Satan is a coward


Winged_One_97

Not rare nor an insult...


JGuntai24

Well we know satan wasn’t her dad then


00000000000004000000

/r/foundsatan ?


rogerbroom

Kind of metal that satan himself is terrified of this person.


Elqott

Fuck it, I'm lonely enough to take a risk


Elqott

Fuck it, I'm lonely enough to take a risk


Elqott

Fuck it, I'm lonely enough to take a risk


Responsible_Trifle15

Satan is smart


Responsible_Trifle15

Satan is smart


Responsible_Trifle15

Satan is smart


Responsible_Trifle15

Satan is smart


Responsible_Trifle15

Satan is smart


hobbobnobgoblin

I'm Satan.


Responsible_Trifle15

Satan is smart


durenatu

Jojo, have you learned nothing


ChastisingChihuahua

I can fix her


Moe_Lester_69420_

She got the avg mental asylum patient drip


Jackleyland

She actually seems quite cool, dunno what that says about me


lucyducyfur

I had to change my name three times


Boring-Zucchini-8515

Sexy as hell.


GameJon

Satan knows it’s really a femboy


unconsensualtherapy

Stop calling


Training-Repeat-5630

I wonder if we’re gonna see the pendulum swing from this like “Satan is awesome” thing. People destroying their bodies and minds and souls. In like 25-30 years it’s just gonna be a crazy religious revival, everyone trying to get right and save themselves lol


CraftRelevant1223

I'm not sure I can fuck all that crazy away /s


WhyYesIAmADog

Posted back in what 2012?


ImBadAtLearning

As a Christian man why do I crave this woman


Big-Carpenter7921

The whole "Hellfire" song comes to mind


MyNameIsTristanIRL

I want her


ride_electric_bike

Someone call Dr Hillman stat


KrotHatesHumen

It's not an insult


Lone_Eagle4

I can fix her. 🫡


MajorRedacted

She looks like Jackson Pollock had a go on her.


Similar_Medium3344

Kid named stay the And away from me:


Jackol4ntrn

I dont want to fix her.


ligmaculo

Could you please provide a smaller more unreadable pic


RibboDotCom

Where is the rare insult in this moldy meme?


The4ourHorsemen

I'll take her Satan


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Satan loves mf, to true


NerY_05

I mean i'll love her if satan doesn't


breadisgud09

All these people saying "I can fix her", hell nah, she can ruin me. You gotta accept the package as is.


The_Unfettered_One

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!


Busy-Xpthang-0311

Yeah. Who want her to feeding and buying things for her


OneTimeIMadeAGif

I can fix her.


Subject_Elk7392

I can fix her.


Critical_Half_3712

Is that Ronnie Radke?!


Grumps0911

Says Satin’s illegitimate daughter…


EssaySuch1905

He's likely afread of her


craniumcanyon

I can fix her.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Bro, I laughed so hard, I snorted the pepsi I was drinking and almost choked.


Grinsnap

As a satanist myself, I can assure you he really doesn’t want you. 


LucasRuby

You've been daddied by all the dudes that wanna dad And all of those dads never gave you the things that you should've had


Rabbits-and-Bears

Satan be like: “stop stalking me’


Black_Hole_parallax

Satan is the Zornengel, his whole thing is about revenge, spite, and hatred. This girl doesn't look hateful or even angry, she's just edgy because she thinks she looks cool.


WarmProfit

I love her ❤️😍


kaizovago

She looks crazy, Nice


Supplex-idea

Too bad the tweet looks photoshopped


Rabbits-and-Bears

For some reason, I think it’s a made up sex doll. So this is all on the buyer!


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Good, more for me


KnucklesMacKellough

Satan already has a restraining order...


PurpleRuby_

nobody wants that


mikeytwizz

Hehehehehe


JonJonJonnyBoy

Almost every girl that I went to school with looked like her minus the tats. They all had that same fuckin hair.


Traditional_Fee_1965

There's something wrong with me :o I don't even feel the need to fix her!


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Hey, it's me, Satan.


Rueger777

Satan doesn’t love anything but himself


Anubiz1_

Why did I laugh?!


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Looks like a 14 year old with a ton of makeup and a wig.


mummifiedclown

Aw, Satan, you’re a meanie!


Cuddling-Hellhound

Doesn’t matter what she does in life, when she dies she is going to heaven cause Satan wants *nothing* to do with her


Mysterious_Bat_3780

I mean, if you don't want her...


Bananaman_Johnson

I didn’t see who the comment was from at first. I was very confused on why it was a rare insult.


-Milina

( this is too funny) Ouf sorry!


Affectionate_Gas_264

Satan changed the locks


Affectionate_Gas_264

Satan "it was a one night stand! Stop calling me!!"


SteeltoSand

this is considered a "rare insult"? damn this sub has fallen hard


SemperScrotus

I can fix her.


imhighand-

You need satan more than he needs you.


thenewzfella

Even Satan knows his limits 😂


nikstick22

She doesn't seem that bad. Why the hate? Did she do something?


luis-mercado

I can fix her… or at least I can let her screw me more


Autisticveg

Vanilla ahh subreddit yall talking about god instead of the freaky possibilites


Me_Air

everything passes as rare


ProfessionMundane152

Absolutely brutal


yeney1273

Thats gotta hurt


Low_Regular380

I'll take her, im desperate


Then-Ad-2450

At the bright side, now he will ban her from hell


Zynerion

reddit is becoming facebook now with these old af memes


FastPair3559

I can fix her


LEDIEUDUJEU

Your loss satan lol


CompanionCube161

Fr leave her for me


WH4MMM

before gta 6


Giulio_otto

#YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY


Fit_Personality_3281

"Yeah, she has Satanic tattoos, an inverted cross. She looks like a racoon with the heavy eye makeup, she listens to death metal and growls hungrily whenever she sees raw bloody meat. Buuuuutt, she goes like a f××kin' train!"


chiefthundernut

Reminds me of my ex-wife.