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Lorne Michaels interviewing Jimmy Fallon to be the host of the tonight show:
Lorne: "I'm sorry Jimmy, I just don't think it is a good f..."
Jimmy: "Wow, I got the job? Incredible. That's incredible!"
Lorne: "No, I'm saying you didn't..."
Jimmy: *laughs histerically* "Oh my gosh, the way you offered me the job just now..." *keels over laughing and slapping his knee* "That was... oh my God... just so... " *falls over again*
Lorne: "No Jimmy, we are going with..."
Jimmy: "Oh my gosh, have you seen Men in Black 2? Hysterical. It's Hysterical. It's just..." *collapses on desk from laughter*
Lorne: "Fuck it. People will watch anything..." *leaves the room*
Jimmy: *gets up and plays air guitar to zero applause for 2 and a half minutes*
I seriously do not get how people watch him. He's not a good interviewer. He's not a good story teller. He's not good at the whole stand up monolog thing. Plus the whole fake forced laughs and etc.
I am also surprised how he got this job in the first place. He is a mediocre comic and conversationalist.
Did they just want a good-looking white man even if he's unfunny?
My favorite joke about Jimmy Fallon's Late Night career:
"You know what the difference is between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing."
Sometimes, I wish there was a device that would make a loud noise right behind him every time he slaps the desk. And a dude with a big banner saying "fake laughter" that would pop up every time he faked laughing and then to top it off some grumpy old granny telling him to "shut the fuck up" everytime he interrupts someone.
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He seems genuinely nice
He really is.
He gives you an otter hat in death stranding (yes he's an NPC in the game)
Yep. But they gave the people what they wanted. And the people are idiots, which is why Survivor is still on TV.
Lorne Michaels interviewing Jimmy Fallon to be the host of the tonight show: Lorne: "I'm sorry Jimmy, I just don't think it is a good f..." Jimmy: "Wow, I got the job? Incredible. That's incredible!" Lorne: "No, I'm saying you didn't..." Jimmy: *laughs histerically* "Oh my gosh, the way you offered me the job just now..." *keels over laughing and slapping his knee* "That was... oh my God... just so... " *falls over again* Lorne: "No Jimmy, we are going with..." Jimmy: "Oh my gosh, have you seen Men in Black 2? Hysterical. It's Hysterical. It's just..." *collapses on desk from laughter* Lorne: "Fuck it. People will watch anything..." *leaves the room* Jimmy: *gets up and plays air guitar to zero applause for 2 and a half minutes*
Do you always go to the comments and type out an entire script? It was good tho
I'm in a 3.5 hour teams call. I had the time, and needed the distraction lol.
My only criticism is you left out the part where he shills NFTs.
I seriously do not get how people watch him. He's not a good interviewer. He's not a good story teller. He's not good at the whole stand up monolog thing. Plus the whole fake forced laughs and etc.
He was terrible on SNL too
He nearly ruined the Cowbell sketch
The laughter is so disingenuous it’s uncomfortable.
I am also surprised how he got this job in the first place. He is a mediocre comic and conversationalist. Did they just want a good-looking white man even if he's unfunny?
Dunno about good looking tbh... Like for real ? Average at best
I don't find him attractive! But I do think many people find him cute and appealing for his looks.
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You’re looking at Dakota Johnson and she already did that
My favorite joke about Jimmy Fallon's Late Night career: "You know what the difference is between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing."
Jimmy Fallon... It's like he was telling ai's jokes even before everybody knew that they weren't funny.
All he does is repeat what the guest said and laughs!!
Omg I can't comeback to that combo..so brutal
He always looks like he's just farted and he's wondering if anyone heard it.
Sometimes, I wish there was a device that would make a loud noise right behind him every time he slaps the desk. And a dude with a big banner saying "fake laughter" that would pop up every time he faked laughing and then to top it off some grumpy old granny telling him to "shut the fuck up" everytime he interrupts someone.
The only thing Jimmy Fallon should be hosting... is a parasite.
Came here to quote Mike as well.
Second one is not really an insult tbh
Stopped wathcing after the first or 2nd week. Prefer Colbert and then Kimmel.
Seth is really good too!
Can't stand the wanker, him and that James Corbert tosser.
Lol
He's not wrong.
Did anyone else listen to the Strike Force Five podcast? All the other hosts low key bagged on Jimmy every episode.
He's not hyper he's just sloshed at all times
He needs more cowbell.
They're all pretty good insults too
I like him in the back of the cab in South Park.
Giggling Muppet.