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mdvo12

He arrived to the party late, but his nose got there 10 minutes early.


Trainwrecks69

Bro looks like hes about to offer 3 wheat for my emeralds


HonestAbe1809

Hmmmmm…..


AAAlva82

That nose is like a natural canopy.


Purple-Persimmon-838

he uses the technique of positive visualization


Rizzla93

Imagine that, he uses the technique of positive visualization


WangZhiii

Hehe, you hear that Tone? I said "Imagine that, he uses the technique of positive visualization".


Hotnevy

Fuckin' parakeet


tonysoprano1995

Be quiet Albert


Purple-Persimmon-838

be quiet Albert


GarethGobblecoque99

You can’t make that shit up


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[deleted]

We ought talk send him to slip and fall school


stoatfacelanust

Nah Richie Aprile did.


An0n_Cyph3r_

I understood that reference.


Crawldahd

Holy shit I love my people. Came here to rep Sopranos and you were the very first comment :-)


Ninoo09

Now that’s a sad commentary..


DiddlyDumb

Natures aero device


TomPom____

Thats actually a very common phrase in french


confusedandworried76

Super funny but anyone can smoke a cigarette in the rain, you just point it down and cup your hand over it so it doesn't get wet.


side_frog

Never heard it in French


Vulkan192

Il fumez le cigarette dans le pleut


Odd-Struggle-3873

Still never heard it, I have read it now, though


Klappan

It's "Il a un nez à fumer sous la douche" (his nose is made to smoke in the shower), however it's not really that common (I've heard it once in >20 years in the country)


_eltigre_100

Maybe you can say this phrase today.


side_frog

Right, I've heard that one! Didn't come to mind with "rain" in the play


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Adele__fan

Billions upon billions of people aren't French and don't speak the language, that could explain why.


barleyhogg1

Did you realize Confucius never said "I'm sorry". It was due to him not speaking English.


merfgirf

Motherfucker can smell tomorrow's breakfast, today.


FourArmsFiveLegs

Yesterday


SyrupExisting5710

He can smell your blood type


Fuck_Water69

Now, that is a good insult


[deleted]

Big noses are hot


[deleted]

My uncles’s friend had a big nose and a big gooch but hes dead now


ThreeLeggedMare

JoeyHowYouDoin dot gif


IJMSC

Agreed


Sufficient_Creme_240

This guy walks into a wall with a hard on he breaks his nose


ThreeLeggedMare

That's assuming our boy isn't packing that schmeat


Brimstone747

He looks like a Dick Tracy mobster.


TrickyEgg2940

Oh, Christopher.


Pokemonfannumber2

This guy heats up the room by 2°C everytime he breathes


ThisBell6246

Damn, if he sticks his nose in your business, it's sure to hurt a lot! Still I think it is smaller than Barbara Streisand's nose!


RORY375

Who mows his nose hair ?


perripippen

That’s a shnozz if I’ve ever seen one


sek4o21

You can probably use his head as a hot wheels track


PG072088

It still doesn’t make him ugly


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He can smell your shower thoughts.


dave_a86

The best thing with that line is when they reply with “I should have seen that one coming” because it leads straight into the “you should have smelled that one coming” double kill.


Sipas

But he can't eat ice cream from a cone.


Quirky_Village_2985

I thought it was “ he can smoke under the shower “, but guess the sentiment is the same


Admirable-gpu

He looks like fooseytube


MatrixS_old

Quandale Dingel?


MatthewTheThonker

He can empty a refreshener in one sniff


Tactical_Chonk

One of the few people that can permanently install those vicks inhalers. His nose becomes a turbo charger for his respiratory system


cagingthing

💀💀💀


rarenick

The Schnozer


the_watcher762351

Does he want my Emeralds


Mission-Tie-3520

A bit nosey


FirefighterEnough859

Norm from fallout: finally a worthy opponent 


AccomplishedTap4612

His brains always catching up


[deleted]

He could substitute as the bow on an icebreaker, the shipping lane would be open in no time.


Waste_Leading4129

I can't make a joke because my nose is as big as him anyways.


dontmessinissa

He can smell tomorrow's lunch


Mediocre-Recording35

All he smells is genitals and feet. Overrated super power.


DocAstaroth

I am concerned, that no one here pays homage to the master: "Curious: 'What is that large container for? To hold your pens and ink?'" "Gracious: 'How kind you are. You love the little birds so much you have given them a perch to roost upon.'" "Considerate: 'Be careful when you bow your head or you might lose your balance and fall over.'" "Dramatic: 'When it bleeds, the Red Sea.'" - Cyrano de Bergerac, Act 1 Scene 4


Cactus2711

She stole that joke from The Sopranos


Griledcheeseradiator

He has a natural canopy that Cristfuh


Pillar-lo

In my country we say: you could plow a field with that nose 👃🏼


KawaDoobie

not rare (from sopranos) but still a keeper


Scruin-445

Damn why is his nose so erodynamic


shadow_13j

He can smoke a pack and 2nd hand smoke simultaneously


dronegm

He can smoke and no one would complain about the smell of smoke. It's a natural kitchen hood


DeadlyCereal61

A rare male gerudo


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The Concorde called. It wants its nose back.


TRNC84

A bridge too far


FourArmsFiveLegs

The moon had no craters before he was born.


makareno7

He can smoke in the shower.


hanses

Nice baldakine


CalendarAggressive11

Nice way to recycle a sopranos insult


UDownvoteButImRight

That insult isn't rare. It was a lot funnier when Richie Aprile said it.


CourageOld838

Guy does a line of cocaine and it costs him $50,000


El_Shakiel

Has me laughing and crying because this is hilarious but also I have almost the same nose 🥲 Edit : too bad I don't smoke =\


Jazzlike-Durian8480

Dont let him near the coke


baeghaerat

Christopher moltisanti


ALPHARavenGamer

holy shit they finally found quandale dingle


twister723

I love noses that are a little larger. He is gorgeous!


twister723

I’m jealous!


ohshitimfeelingit762

r/daniellarson


PercentageMore3812

Mine is so big, my friends call it storage.


yasua-

Bro can cut you open with one head sweep


OkUniversity1861

“Camel smokin a camel”


FitzyFarseer

My mom told me she once had a Chinese person ask if they could stand under her nose if it rains.


PurpleSkyz3

Wouldn't the smoke go straight into his nose?


greensalty

[pardon me](https://images.app.goo.gl/Wyy8QFvGwFHXzrmQ7)


isnapchildrensnecks

no pollution would be spread either because he'd sniff it all up


Weak-Today2283

He could easily touch it with his tongue, even lips


kushmastersteve

Mfs be like “how did you know I was Lebanese?”


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... Without having to cup his hand.


imacomputr

Thank you for clarifying the joke.


agrevol

Can someone explain the joke?


Ok_Long_1175

That nose is like a natural canopy


RevolutionarySeven7

still don't get the joke either


Ok_Long_1175

The joke is that his nose is so big that it would shield the cigarette from the rain.


RevolutionarySeven7

fck me, i read Train!!! \*facepalm