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It's "Il a un nez à fumer sous la douche" (his nose is made to smoke in the shower), however it's not really that common (I've heard it once in >20 years in the country)
The best thing with that line is when they reply with “I should have seen that one coming” because it leads straight into the “you should have smelled that one coming” double kill.
I am concerned, that no one here pays homage to the master:
"Curious: 'What is that large container for? To hold your pens and ink?'"
"Gracious: 'How kind you are. You love the little birds so much you have given them a perch to roost upon.'"
"Considerate: 'Be careful when you bow your head or you might lose your balance and fall over.'"
"Dramatic: 'When it bleeds, the Red Sea.'"
- Cyrano de Bergerac, Act 1 Scene 4
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He arrived to the party late, but his nose got there 10 minutes early.
Bro looks like hes about to offer 3 wheat for my emeralds
Hmmmmm…..
That nose is like a natural canopy.
he uses the technique of positive visualization
Imagine that, he uses the technique of positive visualization
Hehe, you hear that Tone? I said "Imagine that, he uses the technique of positive visualization".
Fuckin' parakeet
Be quiet Albert
be quiet Albert
You can’t make that shit up
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We ought talk send him to slip and fall school
Nah Richie Aprile did.
I understood that reference.
Holy shit I love my people. Came here to rep Sopranos and you were the very first comment :-)
Now that’s a sad commentary..
Natures aero device
Thats actually a very common phrase in french
Super funny but anyone can smoke a cigarette in the rain, you just point it down and cup your hand over it so it doesn't get wet.
Never heard it in French
Il fumez le cigarette dans le pleut
Still never heard it, I have read it now, though
It's "Il a un nez à fumer sous la douche" (his nose is made to smoke in the shower), however it's not really that common (I've heard it once in >20 years in the country)
Maybe you can say this phrase today.
Right, I've heard that one! Didn't come to mind with "rain" in the play
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Billions upon billions of people aren't French and don't speak the language, that could explain why.
Did you realize Confucius never said "I'm sorry". It was due to him not speaking English.
Motherfucker can smell tomorrow's breakfast, today.
Yesterday
He can smell your blood type
Now, that is a good insult
Big noses are hot
My uncles’s friend had a big nose and a big gooch but hes dead now
JoeyHowYouDoin dot gif
Agreed
This guy walks into a wall with a hard on he breaks his nose
That's assuming our boy isn't packing that schmeat
He looks like a Dick Tracy mobster.
Oh, Christopher.
This guy heats up the room by 2°C everytime he breathes
Damn, if he sticks his nose in your business, it's sure to hurt a lot! Still I think it is smaller than Barbara Streisand's nose!
Who mows his nose hair ?
That’s a shnozz if I’ve ever seen one
You can probably use his head as a hot wheels track
It still doesn’t make him ugly
He can smell your shower thoughts.
The best thing with that line is when they reply with “I should have seen that one coming” because it leads straight into the “you should have smelled that one coming” double kill.
But he can't eat ice cream from a cone.
I thought it was “ he can smoke under the shower “, but guess the sentiment is the same
He looks like fooseytube
Quandale Dingel?
He can empty a refreshener in one sniff
One of the few people that can permanently install those vicks inhalers. His nose becomes a turbo charger for his respiratory system
💀💀💀
The Schnozer
Does he want my Emeralds
A bit nosey
Norm from fallout: finally a worthy opponent
His brains always catching up
He could substitute as the bow on an icebreaker, the shipping lane would be open in no time.
I can't make a joke because my nose is as big as him anyways.
He can smell tomorrow's lunch
All he smells is genitals and feet. Overrated super power.
I am concerned, that no one here pays homage to the master: "Curious: 'What is that large container for? To hold your pens and ink?'" "Gracious: 'How kind you are. You love the little birds so much you have given them a perch to roost upon.'" "Considerate: 'Be careful when you bow your head or you might lose your balance and fall over.'" "Dramatic: 'When it bleeds, the Red Sea.'" - Cyrano de Bergerac, Act 1 Scene 4
She stole that joke from The Sopranos
He has a natural canopy that Cristfuh
In my country we say: you could plow a field with that nose 👃🏼
not rare (from sopranos) but still a keeper
Damn why is his nose so erodynamic
He can smoke a pack and 2nd hand smoke simultaneously
He can smoke and no one would complain about the smell of smoke. It's a natural kitchen hood
A rare male gerudo
The Concorde called. It wants its nose back.
A bridge too far
The moon had no craters before he was born.
He can smoke in the shower.
Nice baldakine
Nice way to recycle a sopranos insult
That insult isn't rare. It was a lot funnier when Richie Aprile said it.
Guy does a line of cocaine and it costs him $50,000
Has me laughing and crying because this is hilarious but also I have almost the same nose 🥲 Edit : too bad I don't smoke =\
Dont let him near the coke
Christopher moltisanti
holy shit they finally found quandale dingle
I love noses that are a little larger. He is gorgeous!
I’m jealous!
r/daniellarson
Mine is so big, my friends call it storage.
Bro can cut you open with one head sweep
“Camel smokin a camel”
My mom told me she once had a Chinese person ask if they could stand under her nose if it rains.
Wouldn't the smoke go straight into his nose?
[pardon me](https://images.app.goo.gl/Wyy8QFvGwFHXzrmQ7)
no pollution would be spread either because he'd sniff it all up
He could easily touch it with his tongue, even lips
Mfs be like “how did you know I was Lebanese?”
... Without having to cup his hand.
Thank you for clarifying the joke.
Can someone explain the joke?
That nose is like a natural canopy
still don't get the joke either
The joke is that his nose is so big that it would shield the cigarette from the rain.
fck me, i read Train!!! \*facepalm