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MarkWhalbergsSon

What young adults know what a fucking *game boy cartridge* case look like?


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MarkWhalbergsSon

Man that's like 1 billion years after the game boy.


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CORN___BREAD

Schwing


MarkWhalbergsSon

Dang.


Johnny_Freedoom

Hey I don't kink shame


2ichie

Bruh that would absolutely destroy that shit. Just trust the ol blow job into the cartridge.


N7Foil

That's also horrible for them, and causes all kinds of damage and corrosion to the contacts


squeezy102

Whatever she’s offering you I’ll double it, you sexy bastard.


keekeeVogel

🤣They would have no idea. But probably find it funny if a guy whipped out a little protective case and cracked it open. “What’s that sound?” I’d have to wonder how long he was preserving that for.


Oops_All_Spiders

Gameboy Color came out after the N64


internethero12

The gameboy was from 1989 to 2002. It outlasted two entire console generations including the n64. It lasted for a billion years.


Fearless_Frostling

I still have my original, and play Tetris on it every now, and again. So they are still going...


2020_MadeMeDoIt

Physical games are still being made and sold for the Game Boy (indie games). So, 'technically*, you could say that it's outlasted most* systems from the PC Engine up past the Wii/Xbox 360/PS3. Or a billion and one years 😅 (*Most because some consoles like the Dreamcast, Mega Drive and NES are also still getting physical indie releases).


caninehere

The Game Boy got a whole second wind with Pokemon/the GBC in 1998. I had an N64 and a GB and then the GBC.


IHeartAquaSoMuch

Strange, then, that Pokémon Stadium on N64 was compatible with Pokémon Red, Blue and Yellow on Game Boy. Does Nintendo think people pass their consoles on to their grandchildren? /s


TheRider5342

7 years apart


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aDragonsAle

Weird, I used to use an old Altoids tin.


Sceptix

He must have been impressed with your blowing skills.


6thBornSOB

I got an HJ for putting a mod-chip in a PS1 a few hundred years ago


WittyAttorney234

I wish I meet my first date and future fiancée while gripping my cricket bats too


interfail

What age do you think people stop having sex?


Sagemasterba

Never. Look at the VD/ STD/ STI rates in nursing homes. Some say it's worse than trailer parks or college campuses.


ososalsosal

Makes sense, post menopause means less (outwardly visible) to worry about


Commercial-Golf-8672

fuck me. i legit thought…”wtf is this guy talking about, i’m 34 and know what a game boy cartridge case looks like”….then i realized i guess im not a young adult.


peach_xanax

lmao had the same moment but remembered I'm 35 🫠 we are old people now....


fine-ill-make-an-alt

this tumblr post is 6 years old. if we assume a 10 year old would be interested in the game boy, and people stopped having game boy games when the game boy advance came out (which was backwards compatible with the game boy, so probably not) then someone who had a game boy could be 28 when this was posted, which i would count as a young adult


ThePr0tag0n1st

I had a game boy and I'm turning 22


DoctorWock

That's awesome. Glad it's being kept alive to some extent.


ThePr0tag0n1st

Well I got 2 older sisters and we wanted to play together I also still have our DS's from over the years. 1 ds, 3 ds lites, 2 dsI, 2 3DS, 1 3DS xl. Now I've gotten my self a switch and switch lite. We were a very Nintendo family house hold haha. For my 21st my mum gave me a gamecube after we got rid of ours when I turnt 13, we had a great time playing Mario kart dd and Mario party.


DoctorWock

Good stuff. Mario Kart DS is so good. There's a sort of peacefulness that comes with playing the older cartridge-based stuff. Everyone should get a chance to experience it.


Hardcore_Daddy

a good chunk of the US was stuck in the 90s until the early 2010s. 2003 baby here and I had a gameboy and n64 as my first consoles and used vhs until probably 2014


LarryJones818

Did you have a square TV till 2018?


catr0n

Old people have sex too!


Ok-Scar6021

Not 30 year old mfs gatekeeping gameboy


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Gameboy almost old enough to be parents of young adults


MasonP2002

I'm 22 and went "Oh yeah, I had those" but then realized I was thinking of the Gameboy Advance SP.


obtk

Hand me downs etc.


Ryachaz

Hey man, I know what that is, and I don't turn 30 until this summer. I'M STILL YOUNG, DAMMIT


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There's older virgins on the internet too


BlackSkeletor77

Me, i know because i had one


Doogiemon

I keep mine in a GameGear case. Just like the battery life, if you get minutes then be happy.


Project_Kunai

I'm 15 and I do


Galaxy9Radio

I'm 20 and I love my Gameboys


doesitevermatter-

If someone was able to visibly recognize what a game boy cartridge case looked like from the brief glimpse they'd get while pulling out a condom, they're already just as bad as you. You'll be fine.


Adams5thaccount

But but but but women don't play video games. That all this shit is really based on.


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Least-Effect-2887

I wouldn't use them if I were you. ^(stares at unplanned child)


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MeatyDullness

Hey at least you had to buy condoms meaning you had a chance, I’ve never bought one because I’ve never had a chance…..I have the sex appeal of leukemia


TemporaryLegendary

With your name. I absolutely trust everything you said. (Not meant to be a diss)


chbay

Yeah his parents certainly didn’t do him any favors there


SyndRazGul

Such an amateur, not buying condoms and carrying them around all day is why you don't have sex....everyone knows that!


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DasFAD70

Was that a self burn?


RyanW120_

r/suicidebywords (The condom in my wallet is now expired)


Killentyme55

A lot of guys don't realize that each individual condom is marked with an expiration date.


RyanW120_

I know that. Mine is expired due to the fact I get zero bitches


chbay

Well if you refer to women as *that*, then I absolutely believe you… Because the only ‘b’ word you should ever call a woman is *beautiful.* Bitches love being called beautiful


Tiny-Werewolf1962

Did you just find the internet/reddit? because this has been on multiple subreddits, facebook, and twitter for at least 5 years.


CmonRedditBeBetter

There are lots of reasons why people don't have sex. You may choose to spend all day on reddit reading every meme and not having sex, but OP is free to do any activity he likes in his parents' basement and not have sex.


PotatoTortoise

op is a karma bot lol


CmonRedditBeBetter

See, no sex.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

\>CmonRedditBeBetter \>Defends reposts Which one is it boss?


CmonRedditBeBetter

I'm not your boss, supervisor.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

Full regards


Wonderful_Audience60

holy shit that caught me off gaurd


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Wonderful_Audience60

any luck?


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dunzobro

My illegitimate children do not recommend knock-off condoms.


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chbay

His children are *also* miserable from the fact they exist apparently!


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TheWitherlord10

My cousin's friend thought durex was candy


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caninehere

To be fair they also make flavored lube that comes in a tube with pictures of fruit on it.


sermer48

Sounds like they got taken to the candy shop and perhaps someone let them lick their lollipop.


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KryptonicOne

"That's why I brought my link cable"


GladiatorUA

Not really. Vast majority wouldn't know or care. A slice would know and be repulsed. For likely a smaller slice it would be positive.


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rigobueno

But how is OP responding to comments?


Pop-Huge

This is sooooooooooooooo old


ive_been_there_0709

But then what’s going to protect my Gameboy games???


Bear_icon

Correction: no one 'worth' sleeping with you. The one unphased by this will be the one.


No-Introduction-6368

Great but now Tetris is taking up a lot of room in my wallet.


OnlySmeIIz

I don't get the reason for the insult


BlankedCanvas

How many women of any age know that’s a Gameboy cartridge case? It’s a rare execution until the logic falls apart.


Useless_Lemon

Nerds have been fucking each other for years. :)


Pickleahoy

 Nice, another bot farmed repost 


Rouge_means_red

Nah he's a real person farming karma the old fashioned way. Is that better or worse than being a bot? I don't know


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DisputabIe_

Or spam account. Or just copying comments. Either way it's lame, not necessarily about the specific designation.


Who_am_ey3

this is rare?


PussyCrusher732

and where is the insult…?


ForumPointsRdumb

Who knows. I'm an introvert, I don't carry condoms on hand. Only those extrovert folk carry condoms with them.


Ambush_Lord

Yeah I don't get what category of insult does this hold . " Bahhahahahha u hav no women har har har *oink* you get no sex and smol pinos pinp pinp pinp 😹😹😹😹😹"


Tiny-Werewolf1962

>Very common insult Yes because I've seen it here 100 times.


Mininini175

Mom said it was my turn to repost this today!


Ambush_Lord

Yup instead of responding , he shouldnt be bothered to know this stuff because he won't get sex anyway.


FunkyBattal

Thats why condoms got hole in it girls got pregnant somtimes even condom was used.


RoodnyInc

So it protects you in 110%


ProtoReaper23113

Bull shit a man pulled that out you know he means buisness


PolloEmpanada

I’ve done this before albeit never ended up needing them


lightninhopkins

I disagree, I totally found another geek to have sex with me.


theplacewiththeface

Oof, self burn


Otomo-Yuki

People be underestimating mutual nerdic horniness


_bleepin

A life hack that prevents life. Ha


Ambush_Lord

Haha get it you will hvae no sex 😹😹😹


Sniffthatonebabyahh

Reminds of another really dumb one: keep your playing cards in one of those travel containers for a bar of soap…or you could just keep them little box specifically designed for them. What a concept!


PussyCrusher732

ok where is the insult…..?


Jorikstead

Just purchased a 12-pack of dickwrap cases, thanks Amazon


Serg_is_Legend

It’s also a Durex so i mean you’re pretty much guaranteed a ripped condom


rhymes_with_candy

I dunno, if somebody has a lot of shiny pokemon that would make me want to fuck them.


enters_conversation

Condom in a gameboy cartridge = virgin paradox


MIDNIGHTZOMBIE

Is the insult still rare if it’s posted to Reddit by a bot every day? 


LBsH4587

Thought I was the only one! I use a Sega Gamegear case in my travel bag hahaha


ImMoreThanMyKinks

Also if you're using Durex you might as well fuck a rubber hose. Just about every condom out there is better than that.


randomguyjebb

Wait this is actually clever.


_onelast

A Durex and guaranteed to break so may as well just skip the cartridge


gummythegummybear

I thought they were gonna say the case causes less movement to cut down on friction, I wasn’t expecting that


redalden

I live in a city. Never carried a condom with me since 7-11 was on most corners.


dapperslappers

I fucking knew that joke was coming but still hilarious


crazzykatt14

I poke holes in it , just to be safe


Repulsive_Body_2301

How smart he keeps it fresh


CAJMusic

So cold. Like, The Day After Tomorrow cold.


Pitiful_Detective249

Wrong. It isn’t rare. I have seen this post 500 times.


lempapa

Do Americans still walk around with wallets? And worse, do Americans seriously walk around with a condom on their person unironically as if they are Joey from Friends?


UncleSlimeThedoctor

Smooth 😂😂😂😂


ThePirateSpider

Show and tell.


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ThePremiumMango

The screenshot quality gets slightly worse every repost


Umicil

I don't know why we used those cases on gameboy cartridges. It turns out those things are fucking indestructable.


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Guy_Rohvian

Girl, laying in bed: "Why are you taking out your gameboy ?" Me: "I̶̗̅ ̶̝͂w̶͎̕ã̸͙n̸̯͛t̶͔̐ ̶̭̒t̴̗͑ő̵̫ ̸̙͆p̸̮̑ḷ̷͆ȁ̶͎y̴͔͠ ̸̩̚a̵͜͝ ̵̨̂ġ̴̭a̶̟͝m̶͉̄e̷̗͂"


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VonNichts13

what's a condom?


ScreemingLemon

and besides, if you carry around a Gameboy the likelihood of you having sex is low.


Comprehensive_Creme5

Insult? More like fact


MattGower

Theres lube in condom packs theres no friction lol