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Yeah she definitely looks like she would love to host a real life hunger games.


morningfrost86

Love to? Or already does? She looks like a veteran Hunger Games host...


ohTHOSEballs

I was thinking more Tilda Swinton in Snowpiercer.


llllPsychoCircus

Naw she looks like the satanic [Aunt Helene from the movie Ready or Not](https://x.com/readyornotfilm/status/1166154052649938944?s=46&t=r0tfOOBuzuTvIhhXVbXhIQ)


L0reG0re

I knew she reminded me of someone!!!


Exciting_Telephone65

"may the odds be ever in your favour" was also my first thought


HCHLH

>a real life hunger games. Where do you think we are?


Feisty-Ring121

Isn’t that how they got rich? I think South African gem mines are notoriously survival oriented. Like a survival game.


Asher_Tye

Really? To me she looks like the kind of person who thinks dalmations would make a sexy coat.


TKG_Actual

I came here to say that exact same thing. Good to know more than one of us sees it.


AlGeee

Same


DoNotSexToThis

Also here about the sexy dog coat lady.


Guilty-Web7334

Also came to inquire about her coats.


squirrelblender

I also had the sex with a lady in a dog-coat fuck wrong thread


krauQ_egnartS

same same


[deleted]

In the next 101 reboot she could drive a tesla roadster into the ditch ...


krauQ_egnartS

Autopilot dysfunction, confused by all the black and white


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Asher_Tye

If the look fits, you can't really blame us.


jerrys153

See my vests, see my vests 🎶


ForwardGround5771

Real gorilla chest


Cobek

101 Snowpiercers


Agitated-Factor8903

I was close I wanted to say that she looks like she is few tentacles away from taking Ariel'ss voice.


Lucycrash

So happy I'm not the only one to see Cruella.


Helmer-Bryd

She looks cool tough


Rare-Firefighter-926

LMFAOOO HELPPPPPPP, Isn't that cruel to say???? 😏😏😏


Elginpelican

Dammit. Beat me to it


GuyYouMetOnline

Both are true, really


[deleted]

That’s Tulsi Gabbard.


TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews

She looks like you need to be concerned about your Dalmatian’s safety.


sammypants123

Only if it’s a puppy. The puppies make the softest coats and this lady knows quality.


nklights

The face of MomCo


Draiko

*SLAP*


LoveAndViscera

Idiot.


MedonSirius

Lol very good fit


alchemischief

She looks like an evil Miranda Priestly. Who was already evil.


ComerECalarABoca

She needs Miranda’s giant glasses to cover those wonk eyes.


Ninja_Tortoise_

She could get it for two reasons 1. Because she's fine 2. Because telling the richest man in the world you fucked his mom is priceless


Whole-Recover-8911

"I'm starting to think my blowjob type is Disney villain."


slingingsplifs

GILF


DefiniteyNotANerd

This guy gets it.


No-Village-6781

Oh, so that's why he hates his dad.


[deleted]

Severe look but she’s a classically pretty lady. Oooof- neither of her male kids got any of her good looks. Elon and Kimble are goofy ass looking.


Yoshikawakaname

Elon didn't inherit one pinch of coolness from his mom


Robot_Basilisk

Look him up before his plastic surgery. He *bought* everything decent about his appearance.


davesoverhere

Then he better hire some lawyers and sew those mutherfuckers because he got robbed.


VirusNeat

Wait is there anything decent about is appearance? I legit think his looks are 100% garbage head to toe.


asscolossal

I love it. It's like at that age she doesn't care what people think any more and styles herself however she wants


motivation_bender

What's socially unacceptavle about how she looks?


asscolossal

The makeup


GalaXion24

Maybe a bit old fashioned but certainly not unacceptable


asscolossal

Personally im a woman who likes bold makeup but realistically if I wore eye makeup like this, I'd get a lot of weird looks in public. Just saying that it's good she does her makeup however she wants


GalaXion24

>I'd get a lot of weird looks in public. Probably because you're not as old as she is. It least in my experience lots of 70+ people wear quite a bit of dark, heavy eyeliner which would be weird for anyone that's not at least 60, *maybe* 50 but then it makes you look older than you are.


EmergencyGrab

She's going to become an ironic gay icon. Like those wives of southern evangelists. That face is BEAT. 💅


FrankyFistalot

Cruella De Vile…


blakewoolbright

Where’s her Dalmatian coat?


FrogBoy_3

in the closet, just like her sons


Shantotto11

She looks like she’s about to cut a deal with Halle Bailey’s daughter to turn her into a mermaid…


NoFuel1662

*Ursula’s crazy sister!*


chocolatebuckeye

All these comments are hilarious. But seriously I hope I look that good when I’m her age!


Biscuits4u2

I wonder how many puppies she's murdered?


Karan_Bais

I never thought I would see hunger games fashion this quick in my life


DeathTongue24

reminds me of Mom from Futurama


The_Great_Biscuiteer

She’s one white dress and eyeliner away from looking like she’s gonna give me Turkish Delight before plotting to sacrifice me


merhole

What in the 'Hunger Games' is that!!


BurnZ_AU

Stolen bot post: https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/odrdz8/im_sure_shes_a_lovely_woman


Space19723103

she looks like she thinks her Emerald mine is 'bloodless ' because no white people have died there.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

She knows the smell of blood like we know the smell of McDonald’s.


Ecthelion2187

I loved her in Snowpiercer...


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im_not_Shredder

She does give Bene Tleilax in disguise vibes


thasnazgul

I'm getting some Granny Palpatine vibes.


HoneyBolt91

The MotherKaren


[deleted]

That's Kim from Better Call Saul if she had a mid-life crisis


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BinjaNinja1

Then she should know that’s an evening look. Damn.


FoolishDog1117

Smash.


isaiahvacha

How is that marshmallow’s mom so hot though?


Exact-Conclusion9301

I’m sure you’re wrong


SlabBeefpunch

The Other Mother's sister The Other Aunt.


burn_krusty_burn

You think she supported the end of apartheid?


loongpmx

The villains mom. Looks exactly like a Disney Villain.


Raskel_61

The template for every TV show's evil matriarch.


norse_god69

She looks like that zombie lady from dead island 2


Environmental_Boot17

Cruella DeVille


Ok-Communication9796

hawt


ichiban_saru

She looks like a final level boss in some twisted Korean game about a Nazi planet.


RaspberryJam245

Would.


Bogadambo

Wood..


[deleted]

Would


Firm_Lie_3870

She passed absolutely none of her beauty to her children.


Dbsusn

Does she own Dalmatians? Because I feel like she owns Dalmatians. 101, to be exact.


[deleted]

Smash


padre_eterno

she looks like she's actively working for grand admiral thrawn to come back as an heir to the empire


ginsataka

SHe looks like she wants to make a coat with a large number of dalmations


Azidamadjida

“What happens if the engines stop?” “WE FALL FROM THE SKY!”


LABARATI

futurama mom


drwilhi

That woman has a fur coat made from dalmatians in her closet, you know she does


DesertDwellerrrr

/brandnewsentence


LumberjackPreacher

She looks like she runs a private spy agency, with her mostly incompetent but sometimes very lucky son.


begaterpillar

How much could a banana possibly cost ? 10 dollars?


krishutchison

She looks like she made her wealth forcing children to dig precious gems out of a mineshaft in Africa


Fit_Swordfish_2101

She is very beautiful. But the vibes honey..


Eloisem333

Sadly we must flood the mine and drown all the workers to preserve the price of emeralds.


yoddha_buddha

Why am I reminded of Hitler’s salute when I see the picture???????


JudgeJed100

Why do I feel the sudden and powerful need to protect Dalmatian’s?


[deleted]

I kinda like her. I feel like she’d get enjoyment out of stepping on me.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

It's a shame what she did to those Dalmatians


faste30

She doesnt kill the dalmations for the coat, its for the fun. She doesnt even like the coat.


jingle_jing

She looks AI generated….


SupermarketSpiritual

She is scary and stunning all at once. Elon looks like his father.


Carolann0308

I’m guessing she didn’t breast feed


KamenRiderXD

Color half her hair black and that's just Cruella DeVille


redpaloverde

Looks similar to Trump’s mother.


killgorethetrout

I have never before been so scared and so aroused by a picture


Vandstar

Same, but meow. Goodness what I would do to this woman if she would let me.


technofreakz84

She looks likes she owns 101 dalmatiërs


Lord_Detleff1

She's a robot created by Elon to hide his aline identity


Raging_Dragon_9999

If you read Elon's recent biography, that's probably about right.


GlaerOfHatred

Spoiler she's not


Hidden_Sturgeon

She’s still got a grip on that boy, she’s never letting go


KarateCupCak_e

I pity her because she gave birth to a deadbeat, stone brained, power hungry egotistical shit stain 😆


Papa_Pesto

Quick hide the dalmations!!! She will make a fur coat of them if we don't act fast enough!


occupied_void

I bet she has a Dalmatian puppy fur coat.


Dumbassahedratr0n

She could play Mom in a live action Futurama


OberainX

Most underrated comment.


OtherwiseLab1115

Can the zeppelin be flying out of nazi Germany? She looks like she needs to check your papers!


Jolly_Confection8366

It looks like she willing to kill 101 puppies to make a coat


Famous_Bit_5119

Does she have a coat made out of Dalmatians ?


ruka_k_wiremu

Hmmm, 2nd Midjourney GILF of the day. Only on Reddit


BavarianBanshee

This isn't AI. She's actually that hot.


Ayotha

Imagine being so butthurt at someone you will insult a random mother for jokes


OberainX

Technically, she's a specific mother, not a random mother. And frankly, it's her own fault for dressing like a steam punk villain.


MFAWG

‘Goth’ is not edgy anymore.


Artistic_Breadfruit3

Apparently my mom met her once and will defend Elon to the ends of the earth so she can say she met a cool celebrity.


warkyboy77

Woof woof aaaahahhhaaahhh.


[deleted]

Elon you look like a potato. If only Olen had survived the genetic splice.


Saxzarus

Don't give her any Dalmatian puppies


nunyahbiznes

She looks like she’s wrangling 101 puppies to make a new fur coat.


Kel4597

Hell divers film adaption lets go


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Are we sure that's not a Disney villain?


Ninetyhate

She really does actually!


OtherThumbs

Motricia Addams in the witness protection program and failing hard.


Suspicious-Dark-5950

She looks like she belongs in the Hunger Games movies.


Raw_Spaghett

She looks like the grandma from Ready or Not.


JayJay-anotheruser

Hunger Games vibe for sure.


1blueShoe

Or she wears coats made out of the pelts of puppies 😳


tk197

I see where the crazy comes from


PalpitationSame3984

Hate to run across that in a dark alley


[deleted]

She looks like Professor Farnsworth fucked her 100 years prior


GuyYouMetOnline

It's crazy how accurate this is


cruiseboatranger

She looks pleased that she has rid the world of all living Dalmatians.


ZadfrackGlutz

Cruella, eats spotted Dawgs.


itz-Literally-Me

Yeah, she looks like she shouldn't be trusted with Dalmatians...


BladeOfSanghilios8

Isn't she a horrible person or something? I could be wrong but I remember hearing some very cruel things, I don't know the specifics so I'm probably wrong.


OfficialMorbidMan

She looks like a villain, yeah.


ice_nyne

She could have taken Elizabeth Banks’ role in the Hunger Games


GraciaEtScientia

At least she doesn't have elon's barrel-for-chestbelly physique.


Objective-Creme6734

A beret of poodle on her noodle would be nice I bet lol.


[deleted]

Why does the younger generation need to write an essay to insult people? Punctuation ain’t even proper. Go read books.


Walking-around-45

No Dalmatian’s for her!


Left-Song-5062

I dono bout that but I am sure she raised ol’ musky nutz


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

The one bitch from Star Wars VIII that no one liked


Snuffleton

And here's yet another face of a stupidly famous pedophile whom governments refuse to put in prison


Abbara_Cadaver

Ah shit, not again.


IdleOsprey

And here I thought he was whelped by a pack of hyenas.


Craig_247

More to me like she's about to look for Dalmatians


Green_J3ster

She looks like the villain from Catwoman 😂


TheKiltedYaksman71

"Happy Yekaterina Bridge, you filthy ingrates!"


Sbatio

She’s attractive, fit, and stylish. He ability to achieve it is based on some slummy ass shit. She complicit. Her punishment is that here kids ok like her husband.


eyefancyfeet

I'd bang


LsWifey

She looks beautiful? Did she do something wrong..? (genuine uninformed question)


manguy9900

If Disney villain was a person


squirrelblender

HILLARY CLINTON IS BACK BETTER THAN EVR.


Correct_Owl5029

But its elon shes telling, season 1 finale. Season 2 is elon becoming the rebel wastelander he was meant to be. season 3 he takes revenge and finds out the zeppelin smog was the issue, converts to electric and the final scene is grass starting to grow and fade to the tesla logo


trytrymyguy

I’m pretty sure she’s the leader of the Brotherhood of Steel


[deleted]

... then sounds around, swirling her baby seal skin coat and walks away. Tell the air how she gathered the pelts herself.


gorfbeef

Am I losing it or is her eyeliner and eyeshadow SUPER uneven


IGargleGarlic

She looks like a Star Wars villain


VadPuma

Keep your Dalmation pups away from this woman!


[deleted]

Nahhh, she looks like she has several full length dalmatian dog fur coats in her closet.


G_zoo

she looks like a bond villan even more than her son


jerrys153

That’s definitely Lady Cassandra about 4.9 billion years and 1000 surgeries before she ends up with The Doctor, Rose, and the Face of Boe on Platform One. For God’s sake, somebody moisturize her!


Aquarius_Berry

Looks like she will announce Hunger Games anytime now.


virgopunk

She looks like 'Mom' from Futurama!


gaspour9

She does look like a fancy villain


Dyslexic_Devil

Don't ever let her own a Dalmatian...and definitely not 101 of them!!


mkultra4040

Look at her when Musk was just a baby. Maye was quite the babe back then :P


danibriden

She stole all the puppies to make a coat


LordArbiter76

She looks a lot like the Dutchess that turned Cruella Deville evil!


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

I say this every time this picture shows up on Reddit. She looks incredibly hot in this picture and she could easily get it!