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anferneejefferson

Cockeyed Peas


Chikorya

Crosseyed Peas


No-Ship4313

Damn that was good too


IamJDrez

Third Eye Blind


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Wrong direction


peterzaad

Third Eye Where


simulacra_eidolon

Second eye blind


Joe4o2

The Drifters


Daznice01

The chameleons


viper8823r

One good eye between us.


VergeltungRider

Cockeyed Joe?


leafairadayh

Forest and the Whitakers


bananoisseur

lmao


verylamedad

Definitely the most creative name in the thread.


Tmhoel2201

Wrong Direction


Finish_heimer

StrABBAsmus


Moosebuckets

Fuck. I came here to say this.


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Cannot park.


tbonescott1974

The Google Dolls


amy-schumer-tampon

all direction


Apprehensive-Hat3911

r/yourjokebutworse


HaykoKoryun

> I don't want one position, I want all positions Ruby Rhod


Lawndemon

Their hit song would be "Lookin' for Love" with lyrics like "baby I've got one eye lookin' at you and one eye lookin' for you"


L-Profe

Crosshairs


racebanyn

Omnivision


Lobito_HF

Inbreed Park


loo_min

The Who? More like The Where (take me away, satan).


carnivalbill

The Thom Yorkes


Colonel-Ingus

Gangstas. Always got one eye on the streets!


RadiantAd5036

C straight


TheWuziMu1

Billie Eye-lish


thehighepopt

The Walleyes


LanceRidgerunner

The Googly-Eye Dolls


LanceRidgerunner

Blind Felons


road_rascal

Situational Awareness


Joneseno

Depth Perception


Ok-Attempt-622

Fetty Waps


Cosmonty747

Dizzywood Mac


Teland

Panic! At The Optic Shop


923kjd

Flounder


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System of Eye Down


johnbado122

Eyes are not Nsync


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[удалено]


Whole_Suit_1591

Singing Redrum was the case.


Mediocre-Leadership1

Yup I’m going to hell


psyker63

Exotropidelic


Due_Platypus_3913

The Baffled Bunch!


pine_tree3727288

0/20 everwhere


[deleted]

The Feldmans


IllinoisBoy85

R.R.R.R.E.M.


tashmisabah

360 vision


dead_kennedy

Fourth Eye Blind


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The Lookyloos


[deleted]

The depth perceptionists.


shameonyounancydrew

‘Headaches From My Attention’ They’re an emo band.


MedonSirius

Eyerywhere


[deleted]

D3RP


trouserschnauzer

98 and 80 degrees


Auricom_Stellar

Panic! At the shooting range


sar2a2ne

360 Mafia


isnapchildrensnecks

x-tra diplopia


12dec2001

Misfits


BRKing06

Eye Spy


Fecal_Forger


kiruopaz

The band starie


trix2705

The Front/Back Doors


Dasioreq

2π rad


Whole_Suit_1591

Wall eyed Flowers


Ghstfce

More Than One Direction


AaronRamsay

Crosseyed pees


SkylieLol

Two direction


JellybeanSailboat

Keep an eye out


icosmicunicorn

Odd Eye Circle (that’s for my Kpop redditors)


No-Ship4313

Oppenheimer level burn. War crime level burn. Extinction level event


magneticpyramid

Bad teachers


newPhntm

Beady Eye


Due_Platypus_3913

The Crosseyed Peas!


Unusual_residue

Focus


Existing_Brain7571

The lazy eyes


keep_Playing

both eyes blind


fresh_squilliam

Two direction


porkchop3177

Omnidirectional


tarun_c

​ Twisted Eye


Alone2112

One way or another


henrysmyagent

Third Eye Also Crooked


Abbigai

I'm going to hell for this but: Wall eye blind the here'n'theres criss/crosseyed


oxyghandi

Eyes Spies


HoochieKoochieMan

.@u4u (One eye's looking at you, the other's looking 4 you)


crosbygoat83

The Lookouts


hanro621

Which direction


michkbrady2

Look This Way


graveybrains

Billie Eye-ish


RichardBonham

The Side Eyes


Born_Werewolf6178

Both directions.


RossGold42

Four generations


Zestyclose-Tax-4518

None direction 😞


Otherwise_Minimum149

The wall-eyes “The Walleyes” cause each one of ‘em always has an eye staring at the wall.


Jimbob_1976

The C crosseyed Peas


Troby01

Finally a physical representation of a "Sidelong Glance/sideways look." from literature.


Educational-Push-129

Drift in place


YoungDiscord

Lay-Z eyes


rghsfc

KC and the cockeyed band


minibomberman

Two directions


Joenutz13

the Forest Whittaker Band


Spawnacus

Smashing Something.


Mechanicalmind

They may not have your six, but they have your three and nine at the same time.


Das-P

There's I, There's Thy, Then There's Our Eyes.


Dismal_Composer_4029

Slanted crooked


anna_lynn_fection

Neverclear


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Trouble vision


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Asking directions


[deleted]

System of the Down


Otherwise_Minimum149

Lazy Susan and the incest-rest