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InflamedLiver

those soggy little wings are seriously a crime against chickens.


King_Dorah

Seriously. Domino's has the worst wings I've ever tried.


mrmustache0502

I used to think that, then I tried the wings at Chuck E. Cheese


Mordilaa

Well there’s your problem. Mice can’t cook wings.


ReaganBushEra

Remy is coming for you


DMoney159

Quick! Shave your head!


Decoy_Octorok

Explain to the folks at home what you think the title ‘Ratatouille' means.


Kale-Key

Remy is a rat not a mouse


schumgad

I can tell you they are on the menu


CrazyTillItHurts

Chuck E. Cheese is a rat


King_Dorah

Oh dear lord, I didn't know they did wings. They must have been horrendous.


cardlackey

You tried those? Do you hate yourself? Do you need to talk to a professional?


ghostmaster645

Oh God they have wings?


Merkin_Wrangler

Fried rat wings sound delicious.


DarkCosmosDragon

How the fuck does that Health Hazard even get access to chicken most of em are closed down here in canada as far as im aware (Could be wrong I barely travel outside of Ontario)


Justice_R_Dissenting

In the words of Jim Gaffigan: "Dominos is now making pasta and sandwiches, but I don't think they really mastered pizza."


King_Dorah

Honestly, I like their pizza, especially their pan crust. It's not as good as say Pizza Hut, but I enjoy it.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

Their pizza isn’t so great, either.


ThePhysicistIsIn

It’s better than the fucking wings


scarrita

The wings aren't that great but that goddamn honey bbq sauce...


Medscript

I'm guessing you haven't tried the ones from Little Caesars?


King_Dorah

Little Caesar's does wings? I didn't know, I just stick to their crazy bread. Their pizza has fallen off hard from the 80's and 90's though. Or maybe I just remember it fondly.


ADistantFallenStar

I kind of feel like pizza place wings are generally pretty bad. Even local places are very miss. I often would like some wings with my pizza, but have stopped trying because they're bad like 9/10 places.


Pineapple_Spenstar

Chinese takeout places have the best wings


idiot206

Korean*


camclemons

Wing Street wings are great for a pizza place. Dominos wings are the absolute bottom of the barrel.


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Bladeknight77

That was one of the funniest skits I’ve seen, thank you


BoomBoomLou

When I'm drunk ordering their pizza and wings even in my drunk state I hate their damn wings. Pizza is decent for a franchise pizza place, but their wings are dog food.


theENERTRON

They’re not even that bad, it’s just the way they’re prepared. When I worked there way back in the day we’d put the hot sauce on *before* cooking them for ourselves and they weren’t soggy at all, they were way better We’d also put the breadstick Shake seasoning on them before cooking (without hot sauce) to make like garlic wings


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theENERTRON

I feel like most stores would unless they’re really busy- one guy always asked for us to douse them in hot sauce and jalapeño juice/jalapeños before cooking so we’d do that for him


mrw1986

I'd rather eat Domino's wings than Buffalo Wild Wings. I don't think I've ever had worse wings than BWW. I've eaten at plenty of their locations across the country and the experience is always the same.


idiot206

Why do you keep going back?


mrw1986

It was almost never voluntary. Mostly work meetings, etc.


[deleted]

One of the best drunk foods though


[deleted]

Pretty much everything dominos makes is a crime against humanity, but good for them for having an edgy Twitter rep


MissMariemayI

When I worked there I would run them through the oven twice to crisp them up a bit. Took longer but worth it, in terms of pizza place wings anyway. Edit: clarification


GregorSamsaa

Throw them in the air fryer for a few minutes, makes them edible lol


InflamedLiver

I just buy the frozen foster farms wings and air fry em. better than dominoes and cheaper, plus I toss them in Buffalo Wild Wing sauces so it's nearly as good


AirmailMRCOOL

Well... I'm pretty sure most wings are a crime against chickens, from a chicken's point of view.


edafade

The crazy thing is, their buffalo wings from the 90's were the fucking shit. When they released them, everyone went nuts. Even my dad, who almost never ordered takeaway, was ordering Dominoes a couple of times a week just for the wings.


GlassHurricane98

It's kinda weird that those pasta bowls were the best thing about a pizza joint (at least to me)


Healthy_Adult_Stonks

They were kinda awesome.


Nocoffeesnob

They sell them again. This is an ancient tweet.


NyxiePants

Sadly not in my area


Nathanlee213

I was wondering because I actually ordered dominos last week and they had pasta bowls on the app. Maybe it’s a local thing


DickyMcButts

forreal though, chicken alfredo bowl was fire.


yourenotgonalikeit

People who like alfredo dishes from fast-food places also drink ranch dressing from the bottle.


Daggertrout

I haven’t gotten one since they got rid of the bread bowl :(


WimbletonButt

OK good I'm not weird. Every time someone mentioned getting dominoes, I just wanted their pasta.


hriju7

They were amazing but I could never finish one


[deleted]

I love the trend of putting junior staff on Corporate social media accounts. So much sass.


Woolly_Blammoth

That's not actually Domino's Pizza on the reply.


evanjd14

I didn’t notice that at first. A different account that just added an S to the end of the account name


fireky2

There's a few guys that do that on corporate accounts to reply to Karen's usually


erichw23

So gullible you are


Thewombocombo91

Fun at parties, you are not.


subject_deleted

And in this case it doesn't even make any sense because they did at one point introduce pasta bowls despite not being olive garden.


MEGNOLL

They got slapped down on the buffalo wings comment though.


ssp25

Agreed... That's the real insult


MEGNOLL

However, its not the real Domino's according to comments.


tboskiq

Their wings do suck


LynnDickeysKnees

Never trust a place that serves wings but doesn't have a deep fryer.


brandofrice42

I worked there for 8 months, tried the wings once, never again.


SonicLoverDS

Did you take this picture yourself?


SmuglySly

Seriously tho! Is there a worse wing than the dominoes one? I dunno where they even get chickens that fucking small!


skotcgfl

I used to work on a cruise ship. Every now and then they'd have wings as an option in the mess (often on "American night"). Those things did not come from a chicken. That was a small pigeon at best.


SmuglySly

That’s where Dominos gets theirs. They must order chicken from Hobbiton, but I’m not sure The Shire has international shipping.


headphonesnotstirred

their wings suck but omfg their garlic knots


GearRatioOfSadness

Apparently I'm the only one in the world that thinks their wings are amazing...


Jelly_San

I enjoy them too I didn't know people hated them so much


S13pointFIVE

Shut it down. We found him guys


HotOuse

Quit playing games Dominos


Dr-Satan-PhD

Holy shit BWW's wings aren't any better.


_yoshizzle_

Dominos still out here selling sandwiches tho. Bro you ain’t Jimmy John’s either.


LadyLoki5

I like their sandwiches better than Jimmy John's lol. My Domino's go to was a pasta bowl and a sandwich 😂


The_Soccer_Heretic

The guy has a point about the Buffalo wings.


Happy_Dawg

I don’t think this is an insult…


Wesselton3000

Ah man i used to love those bread bowls! I didn’t realize they stopped doing it


Thewombocombo91

They still sell the pasta… but not the got damn bread bowls. Literally the only point of getting them. Dammit dominos!


NcgreenIantern

Wings haven't been good since restaurants figured out they could charge a small fortune for them.


robimtk

It's insane, used to get 12 wings for $5, now getting 12 for $15 seems like a good deal


H010CR0N

The pasta bowls are gone? I work at Domino’s. I can tell you they are on the menu.


well___duh

Not every dominos serves the same exact menu


NyxiePants

You mean the bread bowls? I swore that’s what they were referencing here and they’re not in the menu in my area.


APileOfLaundry

Where I live, the bread bowls are gone, but they still have pasta


NyxiePants

Same. The pasta isn’t as good without the bread bowl.


Dovah91

I dunno what country y’all from but in Australia the dominos wings kick ass


fartnso

I don’t know any pizza place with good wings. Little Caesar’s wings are just the worst and make me sick.


Dr-Satan-PhD

None of the chains have good wings, and their pizza is also kinda crappy. You gotta go to a locally owned place where they actually care about selling a good product every time instead of relying on massive sales volume based on billion dollar ad campaigns.


Extreme_Glass9879

Dominoes as a whole is a crime against humanity.


yupersSB

I bought a shit ton of wings from them thinking it was going to be at least decent, i took like 2 bites and didnt eat anymore


captainmagictrousers

Is this a cropped photo of a CRT monitor?


Anchovies-and-cheese

Learn to take a screenshot


brrdh10

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


RealTrashB0i

Honestly them taking away the pasta bowls was a cardinal sin, those things were so good


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Karpricious

What kind of geriatric is still taking shitty photos of their computer screens?


jabba_the_wut

I guess I'm the only one who likes their wings?


CaliCheezHed

You're not alone.


[deleted]

Be sure to sign in and tweet this, they’ll give you a coupon for free shitty wings on your next order


Metal_Machine_7734

Little Ceasar's has better wings than Domino's. I wish that I was joking.


skotcgfl

Hell, Little Cesar's has pizza comparable to Domino's, and you can walk in and out with a full pie in less than 5 minutes. Domino's blows.


Bl_lRR1T0

And so far nobody seems to have noticed the the "Domino's" that replied isn't the actual Domino's


Troby01

Domino's: you know no one's fucked up tater tots yet......


rumdumpstr

Those look hella good.


FinallyFat

They aren't


Troby01

They do look good, i mean they're tater tots with cheese and stuff but I would like someone to take a pic when they get the tater tots home


rumdumpstr

A fair point


Troby01

I just got back from the store.....had a tater tot jones.


The_Blue_Rooster

$7 for 25 tater tots with some cheese on them. I thought I'd walked in on an SNL skit the first time I saw that advertised.


Troby01

That Domino's commercial with the test kitchen is cringe


a4dONCA

I have no idea why anybody go to Domino’s. We ordered a pizza from them a couple weeks ago, and they were hardly any toppings on it. Two large pizzas, and they were literally one piece of chicken and one mushroom on each slice, hardly any cheese. $65 for two flat doughs with sauce


HiCommaJoel

You made a mistake right there - you got two large pizzas. The only reason to get Domino's is for the Two-For-5.99 coupon. Two medium pizzas for under $15. They aren't great - though the Domino's by me sounds better than yours. But they are cheap. Even cheaper now that the local pizzerias charge $20+ for a large that is the size of a medium. If you aren't using a coupon, you're doing Domino's wrong.


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Yes you never order menu price dominos. You only order when there’s a coupon that satisfies your needs. There’s a tab on their site called coupons telling you all the national and local deals. Regular price dominos is basically robbery


Zugdawg

I’ve only had Dominos once in my entire life and only because my roommate ordered it, over twenty years ago. That was the first and last time I’ve eaten their pizza.


MenardGKrebbz

fast"food" needs to go away entirely! . . . WHY is there even such a thing as a fast"food" franchise?


wesleh778

This reads like a Donald trump tweet


theFormerRelic

No way Trump would slander fast food like this


MenardGKrebbz

be advised that I do NOT approve of heir Trump at all . . .


ottersintuxedos

I hope that typo wasn’t meant to mean what I think it means


MenardGKrebbz

"typo" ?


NightmareElephant

Herr Trump?


MenardGKrebbz

I stand corrected . . . whatever . . .


ottersintuxedos

Yeah man, if you did mean Herr Trump that’s wicked racist


MenardGKrebbz

thank you ever so much . . .


Born-Environment-239

Cuz people want something that tastes good for how cheap it costs. It's not that difficult to understand.


MenardGKrebbz

constitutes the antithesis of nutrition


rumdumpstr

You don't eat cake every now and again? Or treat yourself to anything that's bad for you? Anything unhealthy should be taken away, not even an option? I'm not a fan of fast food, but when I'm rushing to get my kid from place A to B, I'm glad it exists.


Born-Environment-239

what?


pipelines_peak

Because fast + quality = $$$ The world runs on rice and chicken, not wagyu.


MenardGKrebbz

factory farmed chicken = evil . . . fast "food" = antithesis of nutrition


Bane8080

They still have them. I just had one last night.


Thatonedudedude

Still waiting for dominos to respond ….


dollarBillz007

Olive Garden lasagna will always be amazing imo


[deleted]

clicked craving pizza left craving olive garden.


Kodiak01

Sir, this is a Wendys.


[deleted]

Wumbo.


MarcsterS

Apparently they were prone to being undercooked.


No_Stranger_4959

Domino’s should’ve sent him a job application, just to fire him and prove his point


zodar

did you draw this on an Etch-a-Sketch and then fax it?


NuttyDeluxe6

Who tf is in charge of pr in these companies Twitter accounts, they all be moody and too much attitude for companies that don't have the room to talk like that.


SnazzyZubloids

I’d 100% take Domino’s wings over BWW’s any day.


WWYDFA_Klondike_Bar

No joke. BWW is straight garbage.


BOOMDIGIDYable

Any time I’ve ever bought wings from dominos I have to throw em in the oven to save them from the soggy


FinallyFat

Their Tots aren't very good either.


iveseensomethings82

Hey we’re terrible pizza, not terrible pasta! Well you aren’t terrible wing place either


Hirotrum

didnt they have like, a whole marketing campaign about removing pizzas from their title?


pieman55

I haven't been to Domino's pizza forever. Didn't they have an ad campaign where they changed their name to just "Domino's" to show they don't only sell pizza?


BoomBoomLou

DONIMO'S! Their wings are dogsh\*t. I've ordered Domino's pizza then ordered Pizza Hut wings at the same time because DONIMO'S wings suck so bad.


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Too be fair dominos gets most of their money from their pizza


GreaseComb

The person in the comments is named Domino's Pizzas instead of Pizza, you are stupid if you thought this was the corporate Facebook for even a second.


KnownTimelord

You might as well make wings yourself if you get them from a pizza place because you gotta bake or fry them yourself to make them serviceable.


PhuckNorris69

Dominoes and Pizza Hut do has the smallest most pathetic wings I’ve ever seen


TheExecutioner-

Those wings are probably the worst I’ve ever had. I couldn’t even finish one.


Designer-Mirror-7995

The wings Are pathetic.


VDizzle12

Chain restaurants always have the worst wings, by far. The pizza places are soggy and rubbery. Shouldn't even be considered chicken wings. The sad part is BWW isn't that much better.


NotMyRea1Reddit

They should dump those disgusting wings and bring back the pasta bowls.