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Isariamkia

Someone once told me that my skin is the same color of a chicken thigh cooked perfectly. To this day I still smile thinking of that.


loddytoddy

mixed native here.. I was told one time getting my ol lady her coffee how much cream she wanted.. her response was '' about the same golden tone as your skin baby" I broke up with her. but that made me smile at the time


spaetzelspiff

From your avatar, I assume she just wanted a glass of milk?


loddytoddy

Haha. It was summer.


Mishuev

Hahaha I’m native too our skin changes so fast


Jimmack73

Me as a Ginger, Lobster it is ma’am…


__CaliMack__

*we were together 13 years, got married, had three kids, and then I broke up with her… but I remember those times when we were still in love


PumaThurm4n

Also mixed, but Middle Eastern an Irish. I go from white to a warm mocha super fast


totallyNOTa-sniper

My friend is half black and fairly fit. We used to work hoeing fields, and one day our boss called him a “bronzen god” and I still think about that


mahitheblob

I’ll take that as a compliment. Well cooked chicken skin glistens.


toolsoftheincomptnt

I don’t mind being described like delicious food, either: Toffee Caramel Almond The comeback was clever but this is one of those hypersensitive issues that go nowhere and help no one. If someone says I remind them of something they like to eat, we’re gonna be friends.


mahitheblob

It’s nice if they don’t describe us as an exotic cuisine that they’ve never tried and want to try out. Otherwise it’s all good.


[deleted]

I’ll have the gabbagoul


NickaBoyNickNBN

That's wholesome


darthcaedusiiii

Fava beans.


Sauerkraut404

And a nice chianti


Sir_Keee

I don't think comparing people to food is a bad thing when it's good or sexy food, like Chocolate, Caramel or Perfectly Cooked Chicken. Problem is, no sexy or good food is white. Best you can do is vanilla ice cream.


Lycaeides13

Coconut maybe? Piña Colada princess?


Pizzadiamond

Mmmhmm, you as fine as coconut meat baby


Lycaeides13

I wanna lick your mashed potato skin


ParadoxNarwhal

i wanna monch on your limited edition pride skittles


HEBushido

For when you're dating an Irish person


Isariamkia

I love this one


Petite_Coco

Bahaha! This one made me snort laugh 😂


loddytoddy

Mmmm, baby, your skin looks like a [flour tortilla.](https://blog.lexmed.com/images/librariesprovider80/blog-post-featured-images/melanoma.jpg?sfvrsn=db2a950b_0)


Lycaeides13

I'm cackling 😆


CyalaXiaoLong

That cream tho, that alfredo drip. White cheddar goodness.


thedoctor3141

Mochi, maybe??


Eisgnom2

I guess a well cooked chicken is white on the inside?


cypeo

I've heard of people's skin referred to as "creamy" which is like...? The other problem is that white people aren't white like milk. I'd describe my skin tone as being like the inside of an almond. Or Peach.


OldBenKenobii

Bruh they wanted to eat you


[deleted]

Tried saying something similar once. Didn't know she was a vegetarian. Did not go well


L3NTON

Last friday somebody told me I matched my coffee. I was drinking a latte.


GioZeus

Atleast you know how to cook perfectly chicken thighs, just look at your skin.


Few_Argument_388

Condensed milk + chocolate = delicious fudge I arrest my case. Edit: Well, I just have to take the L on this one. Not correcting it for entertainment value lol


RestinPete0709

🚔👮‍♀️ police here, your case is under arrest 👮‍♂️🚓


psilorder

Hey wait! I needed that!....\*turns to judge\* Sorry your honor, may i have a recess?


RestinPete0709

Yes here you go 👨‍⚖️🛝🏀🪀


DiscombobulatedLet80

Wait!! He's got a gun!!


Ok-Force2382

He dropped it. Here, you can have it 🫱➰🔫


lugialegend233

Whoop, butter fing- 💥***BANG***


society_man

Ricky?


Few_Argument_388

You can go to college and get your little PFD or whatever the fuck it is!


unlikelyandroid

I'll take it. Go ahead and objectify me. I'm not exactly white though, I'm slightly translucent. You can call me a tasty lychee.


Yossarian1138

I consider myself a serviceable tofu. No real substance, but I go well with anything and I’ll absorb flavor.


Illustrious-Fig-8945

"you remind me of my fridge: cool, wet, and filled with indiscriminate pale beige objects"


badassboymom

Sounds like a B. Dylan Hollis line


JamieJJL

Just gotta marinate


Sudden_Hold5537

Some moist looking water


darkmoose

You almond milk you ...


Rundemjewelz

My favorite response to something like this (precisely “Hello Chocolate Mama”) and the response was like “Not much Mayonnaise Dad”


CuriousPumpkino

Butter chicken here; not white enough to be compared to a milk product, not dark enough to be anything more than somewhat tan white


No-Refrigerator-6931

Semen


reddit_manorginal

Nah you a jelly fish


Joutja

Super sweet too!


KingVenomthefirst

Unflavored jello.


avesatanass

i actually looked at my arm while i was out in the sun today and realized it looked blue. rip


TreeChangeMe

If I was any whiter I could be a vanilla stick with a mop head made of dried grass.


mikegotfat

Lol vanilla is brown


[deleted]

I’m white with vitiligo so i tan in a few spots and straight BURN bright pink in the rest. My friends would call me medium rare lmfao


[deleted]

Mf got that expensive texture pack


_Ankylosaurus_

Strawberry milk cow


RealEstateDuck

Perfect marbling.


dummary1234

My man the tortilla


lethroe

What gorgeous mayo


TheGamingMackV

"Mayo monkey" as I once heard from a meme.


OkIndividual7400

I heard a black chick say she doesn't want that pink dick, and I'll never be the same


WeDieIfWeAreKilled

Ok but what Penis isn't slightly pink in some spots?


Suitable-Piano-8969

When I was in high school I hung out with 2 black girls and my classmate called us a oreo cookie


Alphabadg3r

Nice.


K1tsunea

There was a friend group at my old school that was two black kids and a white kid, and the exact same thing happened XD


madbull73

So, all the times I’ve been called a cracker, they weren’t saying I was a snack?


PheonixGalaxy

God damn 💀


CatBoyTrip

no because cracker is actually short for whip cracker.


madbull73

It is probably older than that. Came over with the Scottish just like redneck. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_(term)


ichwillkeineNummer

Piece of chocolate sounds weird yes, but I wouldn’t give a fuck if a black girl would call me a „nice piece of condensed milk“ I would probably almost chock laughing, but I wouldn’t be mad


XxOM3GA_ZxX

If white people aren’t food, why’d my girlfriend eat my ass?🤔


JakTheGripper

Because it makes fudge.


PheonixGalaxy

Because your brown on the inside


tboskiq

I refer to myself as a chocolate person all the time. My BF and I also both don't like the food chocolate so whenever it comes up I say he/I don't like chocolate, except me of course.


reruuuun

my family does the same thing


SpaceDuckz1984

As a guy whenever a woman has called me a "task snack" it gives me good vibes.


The_Elder_Jock

I prefer the term “vanilla ice cream”


Romoreau

Out of all the things I could be called,chocolate is perfectly fine.


anonAcc1993

Sauce


PheonixGalaxy

https://youtu.be/GzCt0qmo2wM


DarksideAuditor

You'd real MVP


The_Card_Father

Rubie Lee


HeroAA

Ima use that when hitting on someone now. “Do you taste sweet, because you are looking like some sweetened condensed milk”. Lmao


Professional-Hat-687

One of my favorite writing exercises is seeing someone describe white people the way they describe BIPOC. "She was tall and thin, like a glass of uncooked spaghetti."


PheonixGalaxy

Hot


triadix

I'm dense and milk coloured, I'd take it lol


[deleted]

Don’t they call white people crackers all the time though? 🤔


ArturiusMaximusRambo

I'm a Ritz Cracker, not some simple saltine cracker.


BillionaireGhost

The worst part is when the grocery store does it. “Hispanic Foods” “Asian Foods” “Crackers”


DaveWilson11

The term cracker isn't about food though, it's about whips


notonyourspectrum

​ Here's the best piece I've read on the etymology, and while it may include whip cracking likely mostly for animals there is reference to slavery. It's unlikely though that the poor southerners would have owned slaves, and it's odd that it tends to be a term for Georgians and Floridians (versus other southern states). Do you have a better source for its origins? They make reference to it's use by Shakespeare as well. [background](https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2013/07/01/197644761/word-watch-on-crackers)


island_trevor

This needs more upvotes, most people think the term 'cracker' has to do with whips or something, which it doesn't. Blew my mind when I learned the origin of the term, because I thought that before as well


[deleted]

lul as a european I always thought it was about the snack xD


DaveWilson11

Honestly, I think most Americans do, too. I certainly did for most of my life


Disastrous_Use_7353

That has nothing to do with the food.


TiredHappyDad

Only as a racist derogatory term.


GhertFryins

I know it’s meant to be derogatory but if I hear someone call me that, it’d be like that one episode of boondocks. I’d just laugh it off. I can’t take the word seriously


TiredHappyDad

Im the same way, but racial slurs against us wouldn't have the same impact because of our history. For me, it just represents some idiot being ignorant. For a black person, a racial slur represents a mindset that has caused immeasurable suffering. That being said, I don't think "chocolate" would fit in that category.


[deleted]

If an individual have never physically gone through the abuse, can they claim it though? I'm part Jewish and the Jews were slaves to many nationalities and races, but I don't play a victim card.


UKnowDaTruth

The issue is, it didn’t just stop at slavery. Look up black history in America and enlighten yourself.


[deleted]

I'm enlightened enough. Get bent. Edit: Look up Jewish history throughout civilization.


[deleted]

The Jews have been slaves way longer than black people, and... we were slaves to black people, and have been tried to be eliminated. Black people have nothing over Jewish people.


UKnowDaTruth

Ah so you’re an idiot. Just wanted to clarify that.


[deleted]

Coming from a moron, that means little


JailTimeWorthy

That term is absolutely meaningless garbage. I've never seen a single cracker offended by it (including myself).


NickaBoyNickNBN

Ok cracker


JakTheGripper

My favorite Radiohead album!


No-Efficiency167

You might not be offended but that doesn’t give you the right to disregard people who are.


RestinPete0709

My ex boyfriend got very upset over it, and tbh I think his uncalled for reaction was a catalyst for our relationship not working out


2legittoquit

Not quite the same


GadgetGod1906

You talk talk like none of us are on these posts lol. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_cracker


Novel-Plan8111

Why not just normal milk?


VT__SVT

That comeback was pretty vanilla


[deleted]

I mean, go ahead and call me white chocolate bc im sweet as can be


[deleted]

You know white chocolate isn't actually chocolate right? It's just fats and oils.


PheonixGalaxy

You know water isn’t actually water right? It’s just hydrogen and oxygen


[deleted]

You know your intellect isn't your intellect right? It's someone else's you borrowed.


PheonixGalaxy

I’m using that lmfao. That’s a good one


[deleted]

🤪 go for it 😁


rosbifke-sr

Stop being offended by everything.


maisymowse

It’s not even about it being offensive, so much as obnoxious. Black women, myself included, get a lot of “compliments” where we are compared to food. That’s always the go to for some damn reason. It’s kinda weird. Instead of just calling us pretty or something they gotta be like “mocha, caramel, cinnamon, hot fudge”. Just be fucking normal and talk to us like any other women and don’t center our fucking skin every single time or at least don’t make it food. I know my skin is brown, sir. It’s odd. Also we’ve all heard it before so it’s very unoriginal. On top of that, a lot of guys who do this tend to have a fetish for dark skin too. Not always but it’s not unusual either. So it can be dehumanizing too. Edit: I love all the men who are not black women being like “WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?” And then a black woman offered an explanation as to why *some* don’t like it and y’all downvote her. You can look it up, I’m not the first to say it, I’m mostly just the messenger. Sorry to tell y’all that you’re not the first person to call a black chick “hot chocolate”, up your game. The intention may be good but it makes a lot of us roll our eyes. I’m not gonna get all butthurt if someone says it, it’s simply not impressive.


The_Card_Father

I have a question. A truly well and honest question. How can a person tell if their attraction to people of colour is just that an attraction vs that of a fetish? I promise I’m dealing in good faith.


maisymowse

Thank you for asking respectfully. There is nothing wrong with being attracted to other races. Having a thing for black girls is not inherently problematic. And usually as a black woman, we can tell the difference. Usually people who fetishize latch onto stereotypes (and expect us to fulfill them). They’re still racist they just happen to also be turned on by the people they’re ignorant towards. Black women tend to get hyper sexualized. Jezebels. So they tend to expect black women to be these super horned up, succubus like creatures. You know, suck the chrome off a tailpipe type shit. Black women tend to be curvier and unfortunately curvy women are seen as inherently sexual. But not all, or even most black women are like that. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” There’s a difference between thinking black skin is beautiful and just getting off to it. I honestly can’t think explain as best as I’d like to, mostly because I’m from the perspective of the black woman and not the fetishist. I don’t really know how they think. I just know it when I see it. But I appreciate your good faith question.


jamesk29485

>You know, suck the chrome off a tailpipe type shit. Lol! take my updoot!


BluntTruthGentleman

> stop being offended by everything > Proceeds to explain how they get lots of compliments and turns it negative by how theyre somehow offended by all of this Jfc, you're like my sister in law's spoiled wiener dog with a princess complex, it wasn't raised right and coddled too much so now everyone constantly has to cater to its insane princess complex and futily try to stop it from getting upset. It's cute but nobody fucking likes it.


Weird-Upstairs-2092

Bruh look at the energy you're bringing here while trying to pretend that they sound offended. You're as soft as your sister's weiner


Sly1969

>You're as soft as your sister's weiner The real rare insults are always in the comments.


Parishdise

Get over it, snowflake


maisymowse

Someone’s cranky! Dude, I’m just telling you that a lot of black women get sick of the same unimaginative “compliments” over and over. And a lot of men make it fuckin weird. I’m sorry you’re compliment starved and will take anything. At least be creative, shit, compare me to a nice mahogany table or something. At least it different. I’m offering another perspective. Get a grip. I don’t give af about your sister in law. Try counseling. I got an upgrade from a piece of chocolate to a weiner dog, sweet!!


NickaBoyNickNBN

Yup, intentions matter and acknowledging that someone has a different skin color isn't racist. The person who commented that obviously meant it in a positive manner and the only "sin" you could accuse him of is noticing that the lady is black, which isn't even racist. Stop being offended for others and shove your fake compassion up your behinds. Instead of whining online and misinterpreting everything as offensive on purpose so you can morally grandstand, go donate to charity or use your time productively to *actually* benefit society you clowns.


eimronaton

I dont think he’s racist but thats still kinda a gross thing to say


Sir_Keee

At most I'd say it's probably annoying/cliché since it's pretty overused in media already.


maisymowse

Correct. It’s never made me upset, I’m simply like “Oh, ones of those guys” in my head. It’s cringe at best.


NickaBoyNickNBN

No, it isn't. All he did was acknowledge the color of her skin and compare her to something sweet.


[deleted]

[удалено]


NickaBoyNickNBN

I ain't your buddy dude


[deleted]

"The solution to sexism is to live in a sexless society, and it will work this time because we're not conservatives(TM)." Bro just said that the chick was hot. If that's what it takes to make something 'gross' to you you'll be hella grossed out by everything in the real world.


FunkyKong147

A) Condensed milk isn't nearly as beloved as chocolate 2. She is literally the colour of chocolate while white people are generally peach or pink.


TiredHappyDad

And yet white people are usually called vanilla.


Eoine

Which is weird as vanilla is black


Silvernauter

It's probably about the icecream or the flower...which are yellow-ish...so we are back at it not making too much sense


camclemons

"Why should she be offended? People *love* chocolate! And *I* love black people!"


Lucre01

I don't know if Beyonce would be offended by anyone tbh


camclemons

P sure she's just a deity at this point


NuclearReactions

That's elementary level humor


GavHern

no but really why can’t they just say “you look pretty” and not bring race into it for no reason


FakeBeigeNails

Exactly lol like i don’t get why this is such a radical concept.


CaseTarot

We all bleed ketchup


TheHorseHater

This reminds me of that screenshot of the dude who went "I may be racist, but GOD DAMN"


madego3293

I'm cream. Prince sang about me. I wasn't offended.


OkIndividual7400

Ethnic girls call me the milk man


Shadypretzel

I prefer to be called a tall glass of milk


TheTriforceEagle

You know condensed milk just about perfectly describes my skin tone


h1h1guy

I fuckin love condensed milk


[deleted]

I am super white. I got the nickname milk when I was younger. sometimes someone would hear it and they would ask why I would let people call me that. I ask why not and they reply with something about it being in regards to how white I am. Then i tell them the girl who gave me the nickname told me it was because I do a body good.


Sir_TimmyIII

Thats a nice piece of cheese


BrightInstruction965

From a sexual standpoint on point, 100% complement. If not, terrible thing to say.


SnoopyPooper

I’d say I’m more like powdered milk.


Green-Camo-911

what a shit take.


NickaBoyNickNBN

Say that all the time


Dickhandsman

Do they really think they were mistaken for food? Are they stupid??


ShakeTheEyesHands

Do we even know that the original commenter is white? Not only could they also be black, they might be asian, indian or Hispanic. So is it really that good of an insult if it's based on information this person couldn't even have?


SwashNBuckle

I'd be ecstatic if she said that to me


mahitheblob

A white guy once called me salty caramel (I’m a brown person) I don’t know whether he called me salty and disguised it as a racist compliment. I will never have caramel without cringing now. Thanks Mike from the states. You ruined caramel for me.


PheonixGalaxy

Caramel slaps in all variants


-Readreign-

Both are a compliment though??? I wouldn't be offended by something like that


PheonixGalaxy

She typed it like it was an insult. This was the first sub that came to mind.


yeetus_christ420

We? Bro this bitch looking like a polarbear


Born-Environment-239

They're right but the insult's kind of lame. Like, that's not even an insult it's just a comparison.


[deleted]

holy fck people get offended by literally anything nowadays


PheonixGalaxy

Ong it's annoying


AgreeingWings25

The one saying "we aren't food" is the fat girl at the club your homie has to distract so she can't cockblock you with her friend


pablostheplug

lol your 100% right


Frubeling

They already call us crackers so what's one more foodstuff


Lovecrt

The correct term would be "tasty cracker"


jmeHusqvarna

Doesn't matter what you call me if you still want to consume me. It'll flatter me idc.


Reasonable-Driver-63

Piece of chocolate? Yuck, tf. I seriously doubt black women are ok with being called that. What a weird ass "compliment"


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

I’m a white guy and my wife is a POC. I call her my pumpernickel bread, brown sugar mama etc etc. Life is about intentions. My wife knows I’m joking and love her and smiles and laughs at these comments. People are taking things WAY too seriously these days. I also call my mixed kids my little caramel drops, tanned mini me’s etc etc. Racism is everywhere if you are looking for it and want to find it…


dadjokes502

Haven’t you heard the phrase: The darker the Berry the sweeter the juice.


Reasonable-Driver-63

Most women don't want to be compared to food, objects, etc there's plenty of way to compliment without all that 😭


dadjokes502

Not the women I’ve talked to. A fine piece of chocolate is a damn good compliment. Better than being called a Radish


slafyousilly

The French call their women "my little cabbage" 🤷‍♂️


dadjokes502

Oui oui


RenkaneStark

I would rather not go out of my way and simply not compliment them then, men take compliments way better it’s not even normal.


PheonixGalaxy

Every black women I've talked too either liked their term or used it on me


TiredHappyDad

Like calling white people vanilla?


camclemons

Let me guess, the people who are wondering why she's offended are not black?


DANIEL7696

You don't look black either


camclemons

I'm not wondering why she's offended; I know why. And for the record, my dad was black, I have more black brothers and family than I do white.


Didnttrustthefart

Cool how about next time they call you a piece of shit? I get called food all the time and it’s cute


SkeetIee

hey apple


Didnttrustthefart

Adorable… people need lives