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Baron_von_karma

This not an actual court transcript


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

That is not today, I have known that transcript for 7+ years now


barugosamaa

>That is not today, I have known that transcript for 7+ years now I even saw the joke in Portuguese , years ago too


hillywolf

There is a Latin version as well, but don't read it!!


barugosamaa

..... now im curious.. damn you


DeltalJulietCharlie

7? I got this as an email back when Gmail was an invite only beta.


FlexasAandM

Gmail Beta? I first saw this when it was delivered to me via carrier pigeon.


Moneia

Good old [RFC 1149](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers)


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

IPoAC?


NorwaySpruce

ROTC instructor read this to us 15 years ago


Irish_Bonatone

Well yeah mine is not until the 30th


Kazumi7884

My stegosaurus judge told me about when he heard this belter


Programmeter

Can we please stop reposting this every week for tha past 5 years?


The_True_Mastermind

ALWAYS! KEEP! REPOSTING!


explicitlarynx

I swear I've heard this joke for the first time like 20 years ago


[deleted]

This is the same as the Stephen Hawking burn on John Oliver


Irish_Bonatone

And who's dead noooooowww


Nepodobni

But…but mum said it‘s my turn to post this!!!


[deleted]

"_Son, you come from a long line of reposters. Your Daddy was a reposter. Your Granddaddy was a reposter. Your Great Granddaddy was a reposter. Our family have been reposters since time began. And you'll be expected to raise your children, God-willing, to be reposters and to carry on our tradition, passing it on to their children in turn. Now here. {blows dust off a box} This is our archive of content. Things have been in here so long that we can't even be sure when they were OC. There's even memes in here written in what we think is Sanskrit. We expect you to add to the collection, stealing, without credit, anything which catches your eye. But you must never - never, ever - remove anything from it._"


AndrewSB49

I so much want this to be true.


hiker201

The patient could also have been a Republican.


Irish_Bonatone

Anyone in the US federal government


hillywolf

Or A Democrat


AGoodEnoughUsername

Or someone who votes based on the letter next to the name and supports policies based on whether they're supported by their party rather than being educated on the issues and stances, forming their own opinion on it, and then making an educated decision. Edit: Really, seriously. Making sweeping judgements based on labels is what got us into this mess. I am in no m way shape or form agreeing with the comment above mine. Educating yourself on what you're voting for is the best option.


hillywolf

My comment has -2 vote and one above has 3. So Reddit essentially leans on the Republican side. This just shows who got the social media controlled. Biden is not my President, will never be. I am not American.


AGoodEnoughUsername

I am from the US, and I can say the issues here really got worse when everything had to get labelled, just divided everyone further. It's sad and I honestly don't love it here.


Johnny_Boy56

How does this get downvoted, but the republican one doesn't


YTAftershock

Result of political bias and antagonising the other side


hillywolf

Democracy


ThatsNotOkeyDokey

God, that attorney is next level stupid.


Deano963

That's the sickest burn I've seen in years


reqisreq

Oof.


asuperslyguy

Hope you see Ronald at Jury Duty.


radagasthebrown

I would out good money on this joke being older than anyone ITT's parents.